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Sports / Re: Wilfred Ndidi Blasts DSTV For Using His Image Without Permission (Photos) by DeMonk: 5:50pm On Apr 21, 2021
The Ndidi guy is not serious, he’s even sounding as if he’s flattered by the development. And Dstv took a big risk If only they know how the average Nigerian hates them.

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Politics / Re: Don’t Succumb To Blackmail, MURIC Tells Pantami by DeMonk: 9:40am On Apr 19, 2021
In saner climes the minister could be forced to resign not in Nigeria, just forget it.
Politics / Re: Buhari: Due Process Was Followed In The Appointment of Acting IG Of Police by DeMonk: 10:44am On Apr 16, 2021
What’s all these ‘A’, ‘B’, ‘V’s people are posting above me? Are they stammering or learning speech?

Oh they’ve all changed to comments, wonders shall never end. The developers of Nairaland should update the forum to prevent space booking.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can You Answer These Tricky Job Interview Questions From Apple Inc? by DeMonk: 2:01pm On Apr 14, 2021
1. Ans: As at 2021, 385,000 babies are born every year.
Politics / Re: Miyetti Allah To Governor Ortom: You Are A Thorn In Fulani Flesh by DeMonk: 9:57am On Apr 05, 2021
That sounds like a compliment.

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Politics / Re: Easter: Governor Ugwuanyi Preaches Peace, Faith In God by DeMonk: 6:44am On Apr 04, 2021
Dikaveli:
Nsukka pig

You're a dirty fool not worthy to pack his poo.
Religion / Re: U.K Fines Pastor Chris Oyakhilome For Spreading Covid19 Conspiracy Theories. by DeMonk: 7:57pm On Apr 01, 2021
Righteousness2:
Fine or no Fine! I may not agree with everything the Pastor says, But I tell you, the Pastor is not Far From the truth.

If your Eyes of Understanding are open to Current events playing out on the world stage,
You will see clearly that the Corona Virus Pandemic or Planndemic is the Red Carpet or launch Pad to a New world Order ( NWO).
Just Yesterday a Global Treaty was called for by the World leaders.
https://www.nairaland.com/6486285/world-leaders-call-global-pandemic

The actors for the Great Reset are Working hard behind the Scene, Unfortunately those they are Preparing for do not know, are sleeping or engaging in Foolish and Carnal arguments

Yes! It is a Pandemic, because the Virus itself is Real, but the AGENDA behind it is Much more Bigger.
It is Paving a way for a Global government, a New World Order, a One World Currency and Conditioning the People to Submit to government and authourian rule, paving the way for the rise of the Antichrist and a NWO Immediately after the RAPTURE of the Saints.

All that is Happening now is Conditioning the earth Inhabitants towards the coming Mark of the Beast System that will come into Play after the RAPTURE.

It is unfortunate that majority of the World Inhabitants are falling into their plan.

2020 was the Great Setup
2021 is the Great Reset.

You can argue with your phones and keypads. But note, it will come to Pass, and when it happens, you will wish to turn back the clock but it will be late.

I pity the people you have been able to deceive so far
Crime / Re: Lagos: Sanwo-olu Unveils Body-worn Cameras For Security Personnel by DeMonk: 2:22pm On Apr 01, 2021
habsydiamond:
Wearing camera will not stop anything at all... If pesin won steal no be to cover camera and when he is done will open it back... The only thing that can stop all this is God intervention on our souls. Without that the world is lost already.

And you will explain why you covered the camera.

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Car Talk / Re: Do I Buy The Chevrolet Camaro 2016 For 13m? by DeMonk: 8:11pm On Mar 25, 2021
xjiggy:
I replied His comment that read Benz. That is why u see most people chastising him. He only google Subaru brz. Probably he's a bit confused

He's definitely confused. It's appalling when you don't have your facts and you are insulting someone on top your ignorance.

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Car Talk / Re: Do I Buy The Chevrolet Camaro 2016 For 13m? by DeMonk: 7:00pm On Mar 25, 2021
xjiggy:
It is wrong to compare a 2016 Chevrolet camaro to a Benz. Camaro is just a brand of Chevrolet. What brand of Benz are u comparing a Camaro to. I'm sure a 2016 Camaro will not see the brake lights of a 2016 Mercedes-AMG GT. Don't be fooled by aesthetics.

Look at what he posted, he was comparing the Camaro with a Subaru BRZ 2.0 L engine not even a benz.
Car Talk / Re: Do I Buy The Chevrolet Camaro 2016 For 13m? by DeMonk: 6:46pm On Mar 25, 2021
stanley000:
mumu read and learn

He is not even comparing it with a Benz or he doesn’t know how to spell Benz. He’s comparing Camaro with Subaro BRZ. Your munu far o!

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Car Talk / Re: Do I Buy The Chevrolet Camaro 2016 For 13m? by DeMonk: 6:42pm On Mar 25, 2021
stanley000:
mumu read and learn

Fulani Cow are you so dumb? are they mates?

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Car Talk / Re: Do I Buy The Chevrolet Camaro 2016 For 13m? by DeMonk: 5:21pm On Mar 25, 2021
stanley000:
Camaro is for big boiz not your regular car so you can expect the parts to be scarce but if u live on the island u won't have any problems with the maintenance as alot of guys have it here. Benz can't even measure up

Bros no single Chevrolet car is Benz’s mate not Camaro not any. The only thing in the Camaro is it’s sexy build nothing else, don’t be deceived by the looks.

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Politics / Re: Senate Moves To Whittle Down IGP’s Powers, Decentralises Police Structure by DeMonk: 8:46am On Mar 25, 2021
I will never take the Nigerian Senate seriously until the day I hear they are moving to whittle down cost of governance, starting with their bumper packages.

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Politics / Re: Ortom: PDP Governors Warn Highly-Placed Ministers Against Nigeria’s Distability by DeMonk: 10:05am On Mar 23, 2021
Bro there’s no such word as ‘distability’ the correct word is ‘destabilization’.
Politics / Re: [VIDEO]: Joe Biden Falls Three Times Climbing Stairs Of Air Force One by DeMonk: 8:52pm On Mar 19, 2021
The man is on the other side of age no doubt about it.
Politics / Re: FG Refineries Earn ₦21 Billion, Lose ₦778 Billion In Five Years by DeMonk: 12:46pm On Mar 19, 2021
Government should hands-off everything in the oil production chain. They are absolutely incompetent, I thought building a new refinery was impossible until Dangote stepped in.

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Celebrities / Re: Wike And Okorocha Rock To Music, Have A Good Time Together (Video) by DeMonk: 12:23pm On Mar 19, 2021
Victor246:
Governor Nyesom Wike And Senator Rochas Okorocha Having A Good Time Together


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE6YR-OlTzA

...while the masses suffer and languish in poverty.
Food / Re: Bull Shark Caught In Oyorokotor, Rivers State (Photos) by DeMonk: 2:41am On Mar 19, 2021
pocohantas:
That is a bull shark. Can be identified by their short-flat mouths, gray top and white underbelly.

They have always been in Nigerian (African) waters and are more likely to hunt in shallow waters- making them encounter humans more. However, they have accounted for fewer fatalities in comparison to the great white (the shark in Jaws).


Pound for pound they have the greatest bite force. So it is a deadly combination if they encounter you, abi you encounter them.

I don’t know its economic value, it doesn’t even matter, because I am sure it has been butchered and eaten.

Impressive knowledge and articulate writing, were you a fish in your past life on earth?
Politics / Re: Governor El-Rufai Squats To Greet Emir Of Zaria (Photo) by DeMonk: 10:05pm On Mar 16, 2021
That’s the culture in the North, just like the West would prostrate except for my brothers from the East who would bend the knee to no one unless money is involved.

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Celebrities / Re: Barry Jhay Innocent: CCTV Shows Kashy Godson Fell To His Death by DeMonk: 4:20pm On Mar 16, 2021
DuBLINGreenb:
This is 100% proof that Ghanaian police is better than Nigerian police I duff my hat for them.
Respek

In under 1 week Ghana police has gone through all the tapes, made recommendations, they didn't arrest the suspect needlessly, they didn't beat him up, tell him to remove his clothes and take pictures of him wearing only underwear, parade him on the pages of national dailies as a suspected killer, they didn't keep him in awaiting trail forever like Nigeria police does.

They did a neat commendable work, clap for yourself Ghana police.

Reminds me of a case in Nigeria where a girl and her boo were having issues the guy suspected her of cheating so he seized her phone, she called SARS for him, this poor boo who was a barber remained in awaiting trial till he died shortly before he died the girl got married the family went to beg her to tell the truth she told the police the truth and they promised to release him but they never did till prisons were beating them, torturing them and according to the wardens "he fell and hit his head on the floor" and died.
My guy spent over 6 years in prison awaiting trial for stealing a phone.
...and I'm yet to see the person who has been forced to wear only boxers wey no go resemble criminal

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Business / Re: EU Reports Nigeria To World Trade Organisation Over Dairy Restrictions by DeMonk: 4:11pm On Mar 16, 2021
Buhari who has mostly not been seen wearing face mask since thie pandemic has suddenly started wearing one after being vaccinated.
Crime / Re: Pregnant Woman Kills Her Husband In Delta Over Extramarital Affair (Photos) by DeMonk: 1:25pm On Mar 16, 2021
Fear all these ladies with thick eyelashes like bird wings ready to fly.

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Politics / Re: Helicopters, Four Other Surprising Items Nigeria Exported In 2020 by DeMonk: 9:29pm On Mar 13, 2021
Lolz, but why disbelieve when anything is possible. I just don’t want to hear the next headline; “GHANA DENIES IMPORTING ANY HELICOPTER FROM NIGERIA”.

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Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Receives Joe Okechukwu In Abuja (Photos) by DeMonk: 7:43am On Mar 11, 2021
I've been wondering what FFK got going that has sustained his affluence years after leaving office. Is he a business man? Just curious.

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Politics / Re: Senator Okorocha Meets With Osinbajo Over Feud With Uzodima by DeMonk: 6:03am On Mar 11, 2021
Imo state and Abia states have been historically unfortunate with bad Governors, on the other hand Emugu and Anambra states have been blessed with committed governors. The level of development between the two groups of states explains the rest.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Prince Charles Responds To Prince Harry, Meghan Markle's Interview by DeMonk: 8:27pm On Mar 09, 2021
Frankly I don't know why I find all these royal news boring.

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Religion / Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman: In COVID I Bought My Third Private Jet (Video) by DeMonk: 4:59pm On Mar 09, 2021
jesusjnr2020:
That's my apostle!

The church is marching on and the gates of hell cannot prevail.

After all Jesus had a treasurer...

The donkey Jesus used to enter into Jerusalem is the equivalent of a rolls royce...

A very expensive ointment was poured upon Jesus...

The garments of Jesus were divided by lots cast by soldier to show how expensive it was...

Jesus was buried by a rich man...

So my apostle is right on point and being Christlike.

Don't get this twisted though, this is not me... I'm just trying to reason like the blind followers who would defend such leaders at all cost even if it's beyond obvious that they've clearly erred.

If this man is truly an apostle, it means the standard of apostles has significantly dropped from what it used to be in the Bible days.

God help us.

If the donkey Jesus 'BORROWED' was equivalent to a rolce royce what will you call Horses and Chariots?
Family / Re: Reno Omokri: I Don't Know If Polygamy Is A Sin by DeMonk: 11:52am On Mar 09, 2021
Righteousness2:
Bro Reno, GOD is not an author of Confusion!the Scripture is clear on that


Male and Female!
Not Male and Females
Not Females and Male.


Cleave to his wife not to His wives!


Let's not Deceive ourselves!It is pure Adultery!
Leave Father Abramham!
Leave King David!
There are things GOD tolerated with them that HE will not Tolerate with us. We must be careful with what we say!



Male and Female in that verse simply refers to gender and has nothing to do with plurality don’t deceive yourself.

Who told you polygamy is one of the things God no longer tolerates? Back it up with scripture?

Infact, why should we even marry? the same bible said it’s better not to marry I Corinth 7:8-9, 38. Jesus did not marry and he was handsome and of age, neither did Paul and more, so should we not marry?

We will not leave Abraham or David, these men were polygamist and were also God’s favorites.
I don’t think marriage was all that important in God’s mission, if anything it was a distraction. if you can handle one distraction, good and if you can handle two or more distractions better otherwise its best to be unmarried like Jesus, like Paul, etc

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Celebrities / Re: N5Million Adultery: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Court Judgment Against Him (Video) by DeMonk: 7:46pm On Mar 08, 2021
Uprightness100:
Bro Freeze aka Daddy Freeze,
My Admonishment to you is to Go and cry to GOD for Mercy!
You Have led so many people astray ! Go and Cry to GOD for Mercy and lead the people back to GOD

When we have Challenges with Man we run to GOD for Help.
When you have Challenges with GOD, even your Helpers will be Crushed.

How did he lead people astray? By exposing the truth about tithing to your shock God will bless him immensely
Religion / Re: Pastor Matthew Ashimolowo Takes COVID-19 Vaccine (Pictures) by DeMonk: 11:23am On Mar 08, 2021
Good one and commendable, enough of the conspiracy theories.
Politics / Re: Hanan Buhari Celebrates Six Months In Marriage (Photos) by DeMonk: 11:06am On Mar 06, 2021
chatinent:
With tax payers’ monies.
Do you pay tax say the truth?

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