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Car Talk / Re: One Or Two Leg Driving For Automatic Vehicles? by deotelan(m): 10:29am On Jan 01, 2013
@OP and anybody using two legs to drive hmmm... You av signed your death warrant cuz it is absolutely unadvisable to do that and most especially try all you could do to get rid of it as soon as you find yourself using both legz to drive an automatic car!
Politics / Re: Al-mustapha Sentenced To Death By Hanging? by deotelan(m): 7:13pm On Jan 30, 2012
How I wish to trade his sentence and neck for GEJ, Obasanjo, IBB, Abdulsalam, Buhari infact all coming PDP Presidents in the future who follow suit should be hanged IJN. Al -Mustapha's hand are pure in comparison to the V.ampires above! And if u support any of them above, then u need hanging also shikenah!
Politics / Re: Abia State Gov. Orders Civil Servants To Return To Work by deotelan(m): 5:51pm On Jan 10, 2012
Igbo's without any apologgy possess a Boastful messy but rather basterdised igocentric approach to life and that's why they suffer till date and have been sidelined in Nigeria politics, why would a Governor think his own state affairs is larger than the countries plight if not that he is suffering from abject deteriorative psychosis, and here are we, seeing all other able deterent foolish igbo follower giving their braindrainned Governor Orgy a thumbs up, SMFH, I rather than not enjoy igbo to continue to be trampled upon and treated as 3rd class citizens in Nigeria cuz of their ways and attitudes cuz if given too much opportunity and upper hand in Nigeria they would mess things up the more, Even within themselves they still exhibit their poor stinking attitude so I'm never suprised if Orgy or whatever can't behave maturely in the face of a sensitive National issue as what we face presently in Nigeria! Igbos u stink!
Phones / Re: Blackberry Internet Services Has Not Been Shut Down - Mtn Nigeria by deotelan(m): 7:39am On Jan 04, 2012
[b][/b]@ Anishe God bless u real good my brother u shall live long to fullfil yur days and purpose on earth. You said the whole truth!
Business / Re: PART 1: NIGERIAN OIL INDUSTRY AND FUEL SUBSIDY: FACTS, MYTHS & HIDDEN TRUTH by deotelan(m): 10:28am On Nov 21, 2011
sheyguy:

Nice piece there, though not without some errors.
Sheyguy if yhu are really sure of the errors bro why not atleast highlight them let's see and subsequently give us the correct informationz!
Business / Re: PART 1: NIGERIAN OIL INDUSTRY AND FUEL SUBSIDY: FACTS, MYTHS & HIDDEN TRUTH by deotelan(m): 6:55pm On Nov 20, 2011
I see this write up as thought Provoking, highly classified and informative kudos for making it available to the minds that will readily assimilate it, but I thought this topic should be booming but I guesses as much an average Nigerian youth is less concerned about its Governing policies, Practices, History and Blunders that has put us in our shameful but rightful position that we are right now instead u'll see much of them in the Romance and Entertainment Rooms wasting away and fighting their way towards tribalistic disunity, that's why I forsee Nigeria never attaining Positive Uprising changes as we see of recent in the Middle eastern Nations! Nigeria youths we need to make a change and Live by it I rest my case!
Events / Re: Why Oct.23-nov.21 (scorpio) Born Have The Richest Personality Traits Among Other Humans. by deotelan(m): 5:48pm On Nov 15, 2011
@Cream I'm 19th! What about you?
Events / Why Oct.23-nov.21 (scorpio) Born Have The Richest Personality Traits Among Other Humans. by deotelan(m): 5:21pm On Nov 15, 2011
Scorpio Astrology October 23 - November 21

Scorpio Strength Keywords:

- Loyal
- Passionate
- Resourceful
- Observant
- Dynamic


Scorpio Weakness Keywords:

- Jealous
- Obsessive
- Suspicious
- Manipulative
- Unyielding


Scorpio and Independence:

Scorpios are fiercely independent. They are able to accomplish anything they put their mind to and they won't give up. They are perfectly suited to being on their own. They are not social butterflies like some other zodiac signs and some actually prefer to live on their own that way there is never any issue of who controls what at home, they like to be in control.

Scorpio and Friendship:

Relationships with Scorpio are always complicated, just like the person, their relationships are a series of extremes, they can even be downright moody for no apparent reason. Scorpios are known for their possessiveness and jealousy but on the other hand, they are extremely loyal. Scorpios have an excellent memory and combined with an inability to let things go, they can hold a grudge against someone who did them harm forever, in fact a Scorpio rarely if never forgives and forgets. They will even go as far as get vengeance on the person. On the other hand, they will always remember a kind gesture forever and repay it. Any kind selfless gesture done to a Scorpio will gain trust and respect which is extremely important to them in any relationship, either romantic or not. The best advice is to be honest with a Scorpio friend and in return, you will gain an amazing friend you will never forget and who will be loyal to you and never make false promises. Their truthful and shocking sense of humor if different than that of any other zodiac sign and the Scorpio makes an amazing, powerful interesting friend that can be trusted.

Scorpio and Business:

Scorpios make excellent doctors, surgeons, scientists and leaders, they are perfectly suited to any form of business that makes a difference in the world, greatly impacts people and society and a most importantly, Scorpio has to be in a power position, this is why these careers are suited to the Scorpio, they all demand one person in supreme control giving orders and leading a unit of people/practices. In business, Scorpios tend to easily gather wealth, they make very wise business decisions and they are very conservative about spending their money. Scorpios are known for making money and hiding it, they will not announce it due to to fear that others will take the same route and becoming a possible competitor, or worse try to use the Scorpio to their advantage to use them for their money.

Scorpio and Temperament:

Scorpios are extremely ambitious, persistent and determined which is shown through a power hungry, controlling attitude. Not in a stubborn sense however, because a Scorpio will work for what they want and control will justified reasons. This is obvious to any onlooker. A Scorpio never gives up, they are so determined to reach their goal. The key to this success is their flexibility. They are able to re-survey a situation and take a different approach if necessary. This makes them very adaptable and versatile. Scorpios are fierce competitors, combined with their powers of observation and their excellent memory, they will recall facts and when necessary, bring them to the table at the time of need. They will win justly, with proper facts and arguments to support their thoughts and opinions. Scorpios are excellent at restoring order to a chaotic situation and they are just as capable of manipulating for their own greed and benefit. The un-evolved Scorpio is a very dangerous person because they use their powers to benefit only them and step on other people in order to satisfy their own greed.

Scorpio Deep Inside:

Scorpio is the most misunderstood of all astrology signs. They are all about intensity and contradictions. They like to be aware of a situation and always know what's going on, figuring this out with their probing mind, on the other hand, they are interested in the occult, the paranormal, conspiracy theories and other types of similar unknown mysteries. They are very capable of hiding their true feelings and motivations, they often have ulterior motives or a hidden agenda.
Scorpios are all about control, they need to be in control at all times. To be out of control is very threatening, even dangerous to the Scorpio's psyche, when they control, they feel safe.
Scorpios are very emotional, their emotions are intensified, both good emotions and bad. Negative emotions of jealousy and resentment are hallmarks of this turbulent astrology sign. On the other side, Scorpios are well known for their forceful and powerful drive to succeed and their amazing dedication. Scorpios are constantly trying to understand their emotions through finding a deeper purpose in life.
Scorpios are very intuitive, but not as in a psychic sense, more as intuitive into the human mind, they have a great understanding of the mystery and the power of the human mind.
Scorpios have a fear of failure which they keep hidden extremely well, should their confrontation not be successful, or their career fail, they will simply use their adaptive skill to quickly move and and leave the bad experience behind. Do not ever expect them to fess up or share their tale with anyone however because this shows signs of weakness and Scorpio always wins, they are always the self-proclaimed best! One of the reasons they seem like they always accomplish their goals is because they set tangible short-term goals that they know they can accomplish, they know what they are capable of and this is what they go for.
Scorpios are very weary about trusting anyone, a person needs to gain their trust and this gets built up over time and once all the 'trust tests' have been passed, Scorpio loves deeply and intensely. Underneath the cool exterior, energies and emotions are constantly flowing but the Scorpio deals with this be channeling this into useful activities, hobbies, relationships or a career. This is never apparent to the outside observer but knowing this fact explains why Scorpios are so passionate about whatever it is that they are undertaking. Scorpios have powerful instincts and they trust their own gut feeling which is another reason why a Scorpio seldom fails.
The ongoing lesson in life for those born under the Scorpio zodiac signs, is to channel their powerful energy into positive goals and not succumbing to the darker forces in life such as manipulation and greed, they will then have great success in their life and have a clean, happy conscience and a circle of friends they can trust and hold dear to them.

Scorpio in a Nutshell:

Scorpio is the astrology sign of extremes and intensity. Scorpios are very deep, intense people, there is always more then meets the eye. They present a cool, detached and unemotional air to the world yet lying underneath is tremendous power, extreme strength, intense passion and a strong will and a persistent drive. Scorpios have a very penetrative mind, do not be surprised if they ask questions, they are trying to delve deeper and figure things out and survey the situation. They always want to know why, where and any other possible detail they can possibly know. Scorpio's are very weary of the games that other people try to play and they are very aware of it. Scorpios tend to dominate and control anyone that lets them, or anyone that they find weak. The person that a Scorpio respects and holds close to them is treated with amazing kindness, loyalty and generosity. On the outside, a Scorpio has great secretiveness and mystery. This magnetically draws people to them. They are known to be controlling and too ambitious but only because they need control for this makes them feel safe.



What it's Like to Date a Scorpio Woman:

Scorpio woman is very emotional, very demanding and very demonstrative. She is full of flair and intrigue, a fascinating woman that the strong A-type personality male will adore, for she presents the right amount of challenge with the right amount of rewards. The Scorpio woman is the ultimate seductive, flirtatious woman. She won't give a man her heart very easily because she is weary of trusting another person. The man will have to go through a series of 'mental testes' in order for the relationship to get solid and close. She may not show it, but she wants a close committed relationship. Ion order for this, the man has to be trusted, has to be affectionate and never try to control her. She is very possessive but the Scorpio woman is so full of mystery, sensuality and passion that most men do not mind being possessed by her.

What it's Like to Date a Scorpio Man:

The⁠Scorpio male is unlike any other man of any other astrology sign. He is so unique that a seperate section is needed to explain about dating the⁠Scorpio man. Unlike most other zodiac signs, what it's like to date a Scorpio woman is very similar to dating a Scorpio man. The main difference is that instead of presenting a powerful feminine force like the woman, the Scorpio man presents a strong masculine, sexual force. The Scorpio man is easy to seduce and take home for the night, it is much harder to form a real relationship with him. The Scorpio man is very sensitive and feels lonely and unfulfilled, but he will never let a woman know this. Behind closed doors, be sensitive and affectionate to him appeal to his emotions only if you want a close relationship with him do not attempt to lead him on because he will see this and never forgive you. Toying with a Scorpio male is an unwise move. He will be jealous and possessive and will never allow a woman to control him. Let him take the lead because the Scorpio male is truly a fascinating person, you can never go wrong when he is planning the night! Scorpio men are very moody and their moods change like a pendulum on a clock. Stand by his side in these times and it will pass. Do not nag on him for he has a hard enough time understanding his own emotions. Scorpio men make excellent protectors and you will always feel safe under his radiating, passionate and energetic power.

How to Attract Scorpio:

Never be fake with a Scorpio, they can see it a mile away. Be genuine with your comments and listen to them attentively, (they always have something interesting to say so this is never a problem!) Do not try to hide things from them or tease them, they always have to know what is going on. Remember, they are the only ones that are allowed to tease and present the mystery and intrigue! They like frankness and honesty, speak your mind they will respect that. Scorpios are interested in almost all activities, so finding something to do should never be a problem. They are unpredictable and could change course of the date mid-way though so take these last minute changes with a smile and try something different. They like people who are not afraid to ditch a plan and try another. In conversation, do not tell them that their opinions are wrong or shoot them down, they are too proud for this and even if it is a joke, they might not take it with the humor that you meant. Never try to control them but do not be the damsel in distress either, they like strong, real people with driving ambitious personality like theirs.

Scorpio Erogenous Zone:

The genitals are everybody's erogenous zone but since the Scorpio is the most sexually charged of all zodiac signs, the genitals are extremely sensitive and will ignite a passionate fire that cannot be extinguished. Stroke and caress these areas lightly. There is no wrong way to stimulate this area, but be gentle.

Sex With Scorpio:

Sex with Scorpio is a total emotional and physical experience with passion and intensity. They have amazing stamina and can last all night long, round after round. Scorpio is the zodiac sign that is the most likely to act out a sexual fantasy. Most people will talk about it but the Scorpio will do it, they will fully throw themselves into the role. Do not suggest a fantasy to a Scorpio unless you plan to do it! Most Scorpios are direct and forceful and they seem to be an expert at what they do. They continue to seduce you even as the act continues. A thrilling experience not for the faint of heart!

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Romance / Re: Guys, How Do U Feel When A Woman Turns Ur Proposal Down? by deotelan(m): 4:32pm On Nov 15, 2011
@OP do Bruno Mars for her, go use yur hand catch Grenade or throw yourself in front of a Moving Train or simplest of all Use Razor Blade to write her full Name on yur chest with a picture tatoo of her on yur Bicep ok! One love! She's got no other choice but to let u in dude, lol,
Travel / Re: 100,000 Nigerians Apply For Us Visa Weekly by deotelan(m): 8:20pm On Aug 12, 2011
If the Americans are really serious they can as well help to find a lasting solution to this endemic to Nigeria epileptic power failure thing!
The most unrealistic and foolish statement made so far on line from a brain drained Nigerian!
Phone/Internet Market / Re: iPHONES, SAMSUNGS & iWatches "BestDealz" by deotelan(m): 8:21pm On Jun 13, 2011
@OP why not please post some pics lets know ur for real cuz im really interested if ur for real also k!
Sports / Re: Pictures From Kanu Testimonial Match by deotelan(m): 8:19pm On Jun 13, 2011
The same dudes Crying why Eto had those kinna Bodyguards would be the same foolz to shout and cry if anything mysterious happens to him here in Naija so y not leave the guy alone cuz he knowz wat he's doing remember yr country Naija can neve be a save place to live in even in years to come!
Computers / Re: Internet To Be Disrupted Worldwide On Wednesday by deotelan(m): 4:19pm On Jun 07, 2011
Only fools would believe or fall for such a lie, not until the world's about ending would the world wide web ever halt or stop even for a second, Pls go abt yr normal business its just a joke nothing like it has eva happened &non like it wil eva do!
Nairaland / General / Re: Do You Believe In Destiny by deotelan(m): 8:07am On Jun 05, 2011
Just as God's word says that only a fool says there's no God likewise only same would say there's no Destiny or Predestination as the Bible calls it but mind u one thing remains certain and that's our choices &decisions in life could either mar or make us fulfilled in life. God has given us "free will" in life which is our "power point" which could render the Greatest programme of God to nut or life, Even with all the Destiny or not issue, do u know that God could even make evil happen to some just for us to learn Yes and thats the reason he brought them to life, yes! And yet to others that were predestined for evil also turned around like Jabez to become Glorious just because of a CHOICE he made yes! I tell u brethren our Greatest gift in life is "FREE WILL" to either make the right choices or not as they present themselves to us daily towardz the actualization of our predestination in life. Even some choices come our way in order to 'TEST' us whether we'll be fit to live up to our Destiny in life and whatevr point we fail ends it there abruptly thats why we also need Gods help to fulfill them cuz he's the All knowing God who does as he pleases with Man, All Glory be to him forever Amen!
Romance / Re: Killing A Life Chicken Does It Make Me Man Enough by deotelan(m): 12:33pm On Jun 03, 2011
I can kill human beings if need be, line up GEJ, Obasanjo, Atiku, Abdulsalam, Buhari, Babangida, Bukola Saraki, Gbenga Daniel, Dimeji Bankole etc &i promise u i'll kill em wit ma bear hands &knife like a chicken, they dnt worth living in d 1st place mschewww bt dat makes me a Man now @OP is a gurl.
Romance / Re: Dearies, What's The Weirdest Thing You Have Ever Done In The Name Of Love? by deotelan(m): 6:00pm On May 27, 2011
My first luv was the 'head gurl' back then in junior high, she was so damn pretty in ma eyez dt we only talked at lunch break after much rehearsals from me, could'nt even look straight into her eyez and when i got home each night i would talk endlessly to any imaginary object i preconcieve to be her image, was so much in luv with her that i could'nt control my thoughts all day. Presently when i saw her last i asked my self how i manage to fall for her she's not my type anymore.
Romance / Re: Girls, What Part Of A Men's Body Attract You? by deotelan(m): 8:46pm On May 23, 2011
What if the man of yr h.ellish dreams has all yr bleeping features bt is painstakingly poor wuld u still roll wiv him? Answer all u cock su.ckerz pls answer!
Nairaland / General / Re: Its Confirmed Now: by deotelan(m): 8:37pm On May 23, 2011
I wholeheartedly concur with the fact that 190 is the most,  i  cant shout bt to start with dnt even knw if the human being is male, female or she-male? 190 who the h.ell are u?
Romance / Re: Girls, What Part Of A Men's Body Attract You? by deotelan(m): 8:29pm On May 23, 2011
I suprised at what all these gurlz are sayin bt at the end of d day they'll sweep all their dream features underground &go 4d worst Monkey wiv fat pocket!

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Romance / Re: The More Experience, The Less Likely: by deotelan(m): 2:39pm On May 15, 2011
Nekai:

"I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."
— Marilyn Monroe
True talk dear, those words are healing ma heart rite away!
Romance / Re: The Ugly Truth About Men,women Take Note. by deotelan(m): 1:29pm On May 05, 2011
Posts lik dis as true as stated wuld'nt make me ever consider comin in2 dis world as a female, even if i had opportunity 2come 3times i wuldnt risk1 as a female its so sad &true!

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