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Romance / Re: Wot Kinda Insult Is This? by desikpoca(m): 12:06pm On Jun 02, 2011
d guy aint even sayin anytin, am sure dats how he looked on silently thru out d one hour.Guy u dey duuuuuuuuuulllll!!!! tongue
Jokes Etc / Re: Young People In Old Bodies by desikpoca(m): 9:56am On Apr 18, 2011
Fasterboy:

"what do u expect from an assemble of old people" an old teacher had asked because he needed to back up his claim that old age is the apex of wisdom. "smoke of hot fart and testmonies of good and bad old days" the 1st student replied. "silly blat" the teacher slurred, scratching his baldhead. "my friend is right because wisdom must have gone on strike just like those hairs" the 2nd student added, pointing at the teacher's sweating baldhead.

Am tryin nt 2 laff in swahili,ur crap joke is shockin nd embarassin shocked shocked shocked embarassed embarassed embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Where Is Orton? by desikpoca(m): 3:27pm On Apr 16, 2011
angry Look d hell at dis thread again nd b sure who started dis war of words.I rily am nt enjoyin it myself bt am bein forced 2 all i wanted was just 2 av a harmless 'war of words' wit 'trustee dats all. smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Where Is Orton? by desikpoca(m): 5:45pm On Apr 15, 2011
Goldieluks:

urgh!!!^^

go back to ''her hole''
will you??

Here comes anoda twisted mind nd 4 d records i wasnt 'staring' u jst wanted me 2 notice ya,i av nw,its ok,u can move on. smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Where Is Orton? by desikpoca(m): 5:36pm On Apr 15, 2011
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy her hole?here comes anoda twisted mind.4 d records i wasnt 'staring',u just wanted me 2 notice ya,i av now u can move on,its ok. smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Where Is Orton? by desikpoca(m): 5:19pm On Apr 15, 2011
Dave, u sound lyk such a dull guy in all ramifications, i guess wisdom doesnt come wit age afterall nd u nd ur crappy annawhite make such a messed-up pair tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Where Is Orton? by desikpoca(m): 11:32am On Apr 15, 2011
Iyatrustee i loooooooove older ladies,seriously grin
Romance / Re: close this acct Seun by desikpoca(m): 4:19pm On Apr 14, 2011
pussiedick:

Cuz my new found lurv lost his ex girlfriend, and in yoruba land, it has a significant meaning.

beta run, or beta stil lemme com get u wink
Romance / Re: close this acct Seun by desikpoca(m): 4:16pm On Apr 14, 2011
pussiedick:

Cuz my new found lurv lost his ex girlfriend, and in yoruba land, it has a significant meaning.

of course it does.beta run, or lemme com get u wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Where Is Orton? by desikpoca(m): 2:45pm On Apr 14, 2011
dave2:

Iya, Anna, Yusuf, Goldie; let's take our leave jare.

Leave iya naw,shey i already apologised or avnt u fallin in luv b4? sad
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Where Is Orton? by desikpoca(m): 2:33pm On Apr 14, 2011
oops! shocked
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Where Is Orton? by desikpoca(m): 2:28pm On Apr 14, 2011
yusuf_@:

y do i get the feeling this desikpoca guy child is someone we all know? and he only created a new ID just so he can try to deceive Iya, but i know my Iya is too clever to fall for such childish trick,  wink

awww,gues u'r nt such a smart guy, child[s][/s] is supposed 2 come b4 guy nt viceversa[if it's ur idea of a joke den u must be one hell of a boring bloke!}nd ur suspicions are stone-wrong,c'mon embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Where Is Orton? by desikpoca(m): 1:49pm On Apr 14, 2011
iyatrustee:

^^^^ you wont win my heart if you keep insulting my family like dis oh. [s]i am happily married to a Maj Gen but if you can risk it, then we would be secret lovers[/s] tongue tongue tongue tongue


Baby am so sorry,av stopped{sorry dave,annawhite}anytin thing 4 u,u know. wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Where Is Orton? by desikpoca(m): 1:39pm On Apr 14, 2011
Annawhite(anoda name 4 bizzybody)i aint a dead man walkin mayb u re,hmmm,i perceive u av a very smelly character so different 4rm ur sista sad
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Where Is Orton? by desikpoca(m): 1:21pm On Apr 14, 2011
dave2:

How could u call that small boy sweery

Why dnt u send ur sista or gf 2 check if am rily a 'small boy' ehn silly old man.
Celebrities / Re: D'banj, Genevieve Finally Quarrel by desikpoca(m): 1:10pm On Apr 14, 2011
nanidee:

so, what should we do about this? tongue

I tire o!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Where Is Orton? by desikpoca(m): 12:44pm On Apr 14, 2011
dave2:

Good, u are ready to fight for loff abi
Then, i suggest u make necessary arrangements please; like writing of your will, identifying your next of kin, etc. shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

nah,not necessary, bring 'em on!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Where Is Orton? by desikpoca(m): 12:26pm On Apr 14, 2011
dave2:

Please, stay off Iya, she is the wife of my bosom friend.
([s]her husband has assorted rifles, machine guns and bombs in his house[/s])

yepa!thanks 4 d info bro,i appreciate, but on a second thot i think am ready 2 fight 4 luv. angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Where Is Orton? by desikpoca(m): 12:06pm On Apr 14, 2011
Iyatrustee i av d feelin i'd lyk 2 know u beta, avin jst one illegal sweery wnt be a bad idea nw would it? wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by desikpoca(m): 11:44am On Apr 14, 2011
5TH MARCH-obasanjo's bday nd ghana's independence.any mate in d house?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Where Is Orton? by desikpoca(m): 11:21am On Apr 14, 2011
iyatrustee!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Edos Make We Represent Here Like True Edolite. by desikpoca(m): 11:08am On Apr 14, 2011
Owan boy in d buildin.I greet o.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Edo State Forum: If You Are From Edo State Please Identify Urself Here by desikpoca(m): 4:28pm On Apr 13, 2011
guy u dey fail.aint u man enuf to walk up 2 a girl and woo ha?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Breaking Newsssssssssss by desikpoca(m): 2:57pm On Apr 13, 2011
wats all dis lovey-dovey goin on arnd here?I want mine 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: New Word In English Vocabulary by desikpoca(m): 11:26am On Apr 13, 2011
Anoda new word:KAITA,dis has 2 meanings-FOOL nd DESTROYi.e america 'kaitaed' afganistan in 2001.yakubu is a big 'kaita' 4 missin dat chance dat my 80yr-old gran kuld av scored at d worldcup
Jokes Etc / Re: Silly Questions, Silly Answers! Do You Think You Are Smart? by desikpoca(m): 1:02pm On Apr 04, 2011
it was because d referee called 4 a 'foul', dullards
Romance / Re: Who Is A Nice Guy---pls Define by desikpoca(m): 12:29pm On Apr 04, 2011
a nice guy is a foooooooooooooooooool

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