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Religion / Re: Ever Happened To You? (Weird Coincidences, Synchronicity, Law Of Attraction). by devdan(m): 1:56am On Jan 10, 2015
dos living in choba uniport ph,shud know d madman called babylon... we was in a game wen d frenzy started,ppl don surround babylon,dem say babylon luk up to d sky,on one spot for long tym till en write 24 28 1,for ground... pool lotto nd oda gamblers including market women take d number dey stake high untop d issue... kc one idiot wey bin dey chop me lyk 1200 for computer pk ps2,call babylon,en no gree cum,send for donchester give babylon,omo d madman cum re-see again,he remove one from each number nd gave kc wat pool guys call 3 over 3 ... bin 23 25 48..(1-1=0 but pool last number is 48) kc played both algorithm nd won wit d later,d whole choba gamblers lost because of babylon,they beat babylon scatter last yr... I bought babylon donchester d nxt week,nd he gave me numbers again...

pls if u c or know wer babylon is,let me know... I will kill him COINCIDENTALLY
Religion / Re: Ever Happened To You? (Weird Coincidences, Synchronicity, Law Of Attraction). by devdan(m): 1:40am On Jan 10, 2015
gone lyk d wind... u dont know wat u didn't read
Literature / Re: All I've Never Wanted... A Novella by devdan(m): 1:01pm On Dec 30, 2014
ur gud.... with a little help,dis cud turn seasonal... I mean its high school after all... we all will hate parker nd luv roman at d end,am sure of it
Literature / Re: My Husband......... by devdan(m): 8:48am On Dec 01, 2014
dec 01 no flakky
Rap Battles / Re: + + ^ Official NL King Tournament Awards : Nominations ^ + + by devdan(m): 10:06pm On Nov 29, 2014
best puncher guykhena

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by devdan(m): 6:00pm On Nov 26, 2014
sumone is in dear need of patrick jane
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Family / Re: Something You Saw As A Child, That No One Saw Or Believes You Till This Day. by devdan(m): 6:18am On Nov 20, 2014
kudos to many hu av shared their stories....

asa kid,I nd my broda drew super heroes on paper nd played wit dem alot... after watching a michael jackson music video....d one wit him shouting nd stuff dat wer dead came back to lyf....we decide to go outside d nxt morning nd shout at d my mum's pawpaw tree dat d landlady got boys to cut down...

nxt day,mum nd dad av gone to work,we wer playing wit our paper characters wen my younger broda remembered,we drop dem on d floor nd started shouted (desame mj shout...av forgotten d music video name,but it was shot in africa... dead elephant,trees nd odas)

weda u believe or not,from a hot morning,a wild wind came blowing,our superheroes went up to d sky,as kids pls imagine d feeling,d house gal of our neighbor hu was told b checking us from tym to tym,came out,saw us,drag us in,we wer shouting,its our wind,lets save d pawpaw,she beat us badly but tears didn't flow,especially my kidbro d crybaby...

for we had achieve sumfin remarkable even for kids nd till date,even doh u call it coincidence,I feel nd so does my kidbro dat maybe dat pawpaw wud av done sumtin remarkable,of cuz I cnt say it wud av stood up back, so much older now but dat was d idea asa 6 yr old....at least if I die nd becum a ghost dat cnt enta d lyt,I know my unfinished buisness...wud I nid my kidbro too?

nd by d way,we packed out nd our own land/home is filled wt d greatest pawpaw trees u cud eva c... (I know d story doesnt relate but wat else cud I av told u,a lie,after reading all of ur experiences,I feel fortunate not to av had a single ghost nor dimensional eventum

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Literature / Re: == A Thief In The Church == ( A Short Story ) by devdan(m): 7:39am On Nov 06, 2014
twist suspense tailored writeup sporing a clinical vivid imagination from any reader.... add a title dat winks right at u,den u geta best seller.... lol A THIEF IN THE CHURCH...
Literature / Re: My Life In Secondary School by devdan(m): 6:58am On Nov 06, 2014

"No, you can sit," she replied. So i sat and unzipped my bag looking for an invisible item that i knew didnt exist inside.
Literature / Re: My Husband......... by devdan(m): 6:53am On Nov 06, 2014
started from zero,finally at 24.... even enjoyed re-reading(hack problem nd all) hope adetoun's bro is remembered by u.... probably shud date hannah or rekia unknown to sis,dats if hannah hasn't met him yet.... didn't get if he met her d day he visited toun,if he did,den rekia it is

great write up flakky.... tuk me a whole day to move tru till 24..... Everyone in my office has dumped zuma for nairaland literature section... fanks to u nd dty9(hope I got d nAme ryt)

no mor boredom
Rap Battles / Re: * * * ~ Road To Total Massacre I : Iamaromolaeran Vs Vickybash ~ * * * by devdan(m): 3:00pm On Sep 28, 2014
let rhymes nd pattern group members catch u, BITE me too oh.... U3 sumone has bin in ur fb grp
Rap Battles / Re: Gospel Rappers Arise. Lets Rap with Gospel Lyrics only by devdan(m): 11:33am On Sep 16, 2014
heaven is my root,well brewed,its medicinal///so yall sick niggas berra stay clear of my retina///dont tempt me now,always on point lyk d decimal,cum after me in ur tens nd thousands,still stay minimal (28.9876)

won a contract from d lord,imbursed wt d great commission///d vision,promoting champions from hell division///wt scriptures,u hear us say raptures no delusion///awaiting d groom,em flower gals so delirious

no. netwotk connection .... to b continued
Rap Battles / Re: Gospel Rap Thread by devdan(m): 3:31pm On Sep 12, 2014
recognize tym as she passes by,say hi
greetings chronos,call dat making hey while d sun shine
or rep d father,if em bars was too much for u
in a world of vipers,y b moses,y crucify serpents too?
slave to d world,loose yasef,find ya golgothar
get raised wit d lord,sins aside,empty selpuchre
preachin hs word,passing d blunt,from d most HIGH God
take dat in a holy way,lyka bad joke from a monsignor
sum cud get STONED to death,wt stephen on d supply truck
seeing visions,casting demons,spielberg's envy eye bro,
we sheeps releasing mor sheeps,once held convicts,n hell,now dont taga bad biatch in dis sh.it,lyk judas sum do kiss....nd tell
so u best cum wit,a soul or two,Bleep solitude,nd there's profit,d spirit's sum wit(wheat) ,if u eva n soup,christ on his knees dat u,accept his ring...pls do,d groom is cul,holy polygamy, sinners!..catch a bouquet soon........ psst ...... hey...... yes u....... over here bro.......yes u d righteous, honeymOon looms

21 questions .... am I crazy or a higher version of dat saying.... LET US MAKE MAN IN OUR OWN IMAGE.... lol ama COURT d crap nd let u bd judge
Rap Battles / Re: Gospel Rap Thread by devdan(m): 7:01pm On Sep 11, 2014
I hada gal name lucy,we's lyk bony nd clyde
try take lucy far (lucifar) from me,exorcism declined
den I cried,yup dat jesus make me cry,he stole my lucy nd its bin veangeance ever since to his bride..

i've burst holes in lantern cases,pipe drill
y d foolish virgins cudnt make heaven,oil spill
c now they virgins no more,nd my revenge smelt blood, blazing lights,blinding sight,in damascus call me saul

found jesus in d heavens,d devil n my rare view,call lucy nd she came quicker dan a (911) nine eleven,she goes ranting tongues lyk em bomb blast sound from bellveiw,but I tell u,I feared good,sight gone (sight gun),death (dirt) shoots

spit in my eye,mix wt dirt,I heard open
wrist to d sky,accepting yahweh's begotten,
vision in I, bcame repairing lamps av broken,
he spoke too........ said dont worry,I go wit u,save me sum bride,for I return after d curfew....

U HEARD .......
Education / Re: Niger Delta University 2018/19 NDU POST UTME "Past Questions" by devdan(m): 11:15am On Aug 27, 2014
sum one pls help wt my many questions

d e-pin was specified to b bought in bayelsa diamond bank main campus nd anoda BY area.... so I cant buy it in ph shebi?

wen does one start his or her online clearance after getting d admission notice yesterday?

is it still desame price... d e-pin?

d refree .... can it b ur parents or big tym heads of society or affleunced.... d attestation form... do I nid to go to bayelsa's court or any ph court?

HELP
Romance / Re: Who Does Well Around Girl? (secret Formular to getting girls 18+) by devdan(m): 11:05am On Jul 12, 2014
find out wat she likes... pretend not to like em...nd av ha try to convince u to like em... works for me 85% ... d rest 15% were pissed... no idea is full proof

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