We don't care about Chelsea FC

macjireh:
first half Werner is rated lowest in d whole team....abeg make it no be say na flop we buy so oo

U say?

airmark:




I just pray that Tomori or Zouma forms a great bond with Silva for us.

True. Silva should be paired with a fast CB. I don't know if Lamps will keep Tomori though.

Ibime:


The young shall grow. I'm currently in hospital. My son climbed dining table this morning and fell on his head. As we picked him him up, expecting his cry, instead he fell silent and went into seizure and stopped breathing like a boxer about to die in the ring. The fear wey catch me. We gave him CPR and called ambulance. Luckily he caught his wind and regained consciousness after 3 or 4 minutes. After 2 or 3 hours in hospital he was back to his normal self and CT scan cleared him of brain bleed. We will be discharged soon. This made me reflect on the innocents whose lives became punchlines here a few days ago. It is completely unacceptable, and also unacceptable to accuse a father of molesting his children. Nothing scares in life more than losing children, and nothing offends a father more than being accused of being improper with his children, or mocking the death of children.

Thank God for his safety

Nezzjnr:

You started well

But I no understand your last statement... You wan suffer for 600 years??

What's your affiliation with Manure, Nebuchadnezzar?

airmark:


I still don't know how we decided to sign the guy, when we had seen quality defenders like Terry, Carvalho, Cahill, Alex in the past.

Segedinho:

Werner isnt a box 9..

I taught u know that by now

I don't think Lampard will set-up a 442 or 424 formation. Either he plays as a CF or he moves to the RW. I've always liked the Drogba/Costa type of strikers. Strong, tall, mobile, good in the air. Too bad we can't have it all

Highlights sef boring . Nothing much to see sha. Ziyech's cross-field passes will be useful as the season progresses. Giroud and Tammy will benefit from the crosses into the box.

Werner go give us small headache. Dude doesn't look like someone who'll stay in the box. I just hope he improves.

Odoi looks a little bit sharper. His finishing sha

Fitness levels don't look too good. Brighton players were all over us

Rudiger should be shipped to Antarctica. Very nonsense defender

Finally, fúck Manure

Hmmmn

2emotional:
. Bros talk true,if you're messi will you come to man utd?

Not everyone has the privilege of playing alongside Lord Lingard

airmark:


Exciting football attracts exciting players.

One thing I like about Lampard's style of play is that it creates so many chances. Werner is way more prolific than Abraham/Giroud. Ziyech will bring in goals and assists(how many goals did we score from corners and indirect freekicks sef). He'll also free up space for James to work. I don't know much about Havertz sha. Silva certainly won't make Rudiger like errors. Chilwell will get us some assists.
Will they gel immediately? I'm not sure but if/when they click, hmmmmn.

ennyjay72:
man United fans will cry ehn

MorataFC:
I just dhey happy, hmmmm some ppl may commit suicide oh

2emotional:
do manure fans look like a joke to you?

Greenwoodward is working

Wetin concern Manure fans and Chilwell? Abeg

Unlimited22:

Oblak and Gimenez trying to force moves.

Let's sign both of them and add Sancho as jara sef

Lampard is seriously attracting players mehn. Na jazz the guy dey use?

BlueAngel444:
too bad Bakayoko is not available any more he chose a better team in Italy but drinkwater might work out. Ole has an English vision for united, a vision DW fits in perfectly

Up Manure!!!

2emotional:
. They need to replace this guy..add zapacosta,I will take care of his transport fare.

Zappacosta still dey Chelsea sef

Segedinho:

Maybe cattarh join.

BlueAngel444:
stop it , they have better than Giroud Ighalo, Fred 60m, McT young blood, Messi Lingardino, Mata, Pereira, James the best winger, Shooting star greenwood, Rashfall, Penandez and Maguire that can start 50 matches they have covered. 3GKs Baily, Victor, best tackler AWB, fully fit. How many players did Liverpool use to carry league. After all playing through transfer ban means nothing make them taste am once.

But they can still sign grealish or brooks

We can even help them sef. Their midfielders are shít. Lord Bakayoko and Drinkwater will displace anyone there

Segedinho:

They liquid from d eyes are reddish and thick.


U sure say no be blood?

Be like say na piss sef

Someone should help me send a bottle of Chelsea dry gin to Woodward. The guy's doing fantabulously well . When injuries go knack them next season, person go dey like this

JayromWrites:
Lampard plays academy yen yen yen

First transfer window

Signs a 36 years old defender, sends Tomori on loan

Signs Havertz, sends mount to the bench

Signs werner,send Tammy to Warri

Signs Ziyech, sends CHO to Kumasi


The myth is broken

Are those tears I'm seeing?

Klopp don give people mouth

Thecassanova:

Deserves the Ballon Dor no cap

He was the third best player in 2014 but but Boateng is the one carrying Germany and Bayern

Saving Germany and Bayern since 20BC

LLLed PSG to a cLLL finaLLL
Stats from our ever reliable whoscored

Abeg na

Chaii! Another 50 pages of religious brouhaha

Na God save una sef

BlueAngel444:
nooo o, it was tactical Ole didn't want to lose an European final as that would be a bigger lose, especially of he lost to Lukaku he said he never needed. Then again with Arsenal on his mind he decided to keep his substitutes for that match he was thinking far far ahead

Calm down man, he's still driving. By this time tomorrow dem go don reach Manchester

As a true Manure player, I think we need to sell the club and buy akara for the fans
Nezzjnr, what do you think