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can some one pleae explaine to me the significance of a lady raisin her legs when sh is been kissed either 4 d 1st time or not.i need a quick answer pls

wateva dey like let dem say nd do. dammy's own is that one day ll come 4 all of them
one day 4 obasanjo
one day 4 yaradua
, one day 4 nuhu ribadu
nd one day too 4 efcc as a whole.

i am currently in it with very close friend of mine(not boyfriend).i started ignoring his call but he was at fault nd i went back again to try talkin to him but he ignored me nd i was like Bleep U!but to tell u the truth pple i m missin him real much,

can someone tell dammy watssup with nospectos investment they re causin havoc to some families right now.does any body know if they ll pay these pple b4 december runs out

tell him gurl,he's got to know watssup.its 4 the good of u 2.it might be a little hard but just use ur gurl power u know, nd tell him its all 4 good

A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the hills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in the trail, he and a bear collided, sending him and his rifle tumbling down the mountainside. Before he knew it, his rifle went one way and he went the other, landing on a rock and breaking both legs. That was the good news. The bad news was the ferocious bear charging at him from a distance, and he couldn't move. "Oh, Lord," the preacher prayed, "I'm so sorry for skipping services today to come out here and hunt. Please forgive me and grant me just one wish, please make a Christian out of that bear that's coming at me. Please, Lord!"

That very instant, the bear skidded to a halt, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and began to pray aloud right at the preacher's feet.
"Dear God, bless this food I am about to receive, "

A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You've been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask."

The cats says, "Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors." God says, "Say no more." And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears. A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat.

The mice said, "All our lives we've had to run. We've been chased by cats, dogs and even women with brooms. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore." God says, "Say no more." And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.

About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks,

"How are you doing? Are you happy here?"

The cat yawns and stretches and says, "Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best!"

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nyc question to ask.well i want a loaded nokia phone nd some hard currency to flaunt.ya all know wat i mean, ;DMERRY XMAS IN ADVANCE TO ALL NAIRALAND MEMBERS HOME ND ABROAD.

D topic is so catchin, nd it's funny too.i was just tryin to imagine if that was true can u imagine what disaster that ll cause in families nd churches nd infact the world as a whole. in as much as it is so funny right now sincerely it wont be funny if it was true.
i pray it never happens to be true.lol
MERRY XMAS IN ADVANCE TO U ALL.SO MUCH LOVE.