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Politics / Re: Disquiet In APC As Two Members Of Presidential Campaign Council Resign by dhameelare(m): 2:53am On Jan 04, 2023
Agbado people have been crying since January 1....

No good news left for the evil party

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Bought A Brand New Car For Me (photo) by dhameelare(m): 5:33pm On Sep 05, 2022
sirqeeboi:
Congratulations...
did not know u still play with toy car.
grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Redpillers Come In by dhameelare(m): 5:31pm On Sep 05, 2022
Weirdcamila:
I enjoy watching my partner have sex with someone else or different people.
There’s this vibe that comes from it.
It doesn’t change how I feel for my partner
You're secretely looking for vawulence grin grin.....
Romance / Re: Hushpuppi Made Me Realize Nothing Like Money Ritual by dhameelare(m): 10:29am On Aug 27, 2022
OriOko88:
U know nothing kid! Money ritual is real like fvck. If u loose guard for street...boys go run u. Who told u huss no do jazz when he was balling hard. You think its easy to scam whites or its just by doing phishing and loading credit cards that brought him such wealth??

Thats the problem with you generation z kids..always forming ''woke' until you learn the hard way. Come to my area and see how G boys in venza and lexus drop sacrifices in calabash at every junction..theyve become bold in it that they now drop d sacrifices in broad day light,then zoom off in top speed. Who wan chase them. U think those sacrifices have no meaning or its just for decorations at d junction


I kmow of a tailor guy who was struggling with his business and hardly wear good clothes then he became rich suddenly... That girls began rolling with him. This guy will come to bet shop where I do watch matches,and stake 100k cash on three odds game...atimes 120k. He go bring the money in cash. The last game he played last weekend,he staked 100k cash on porto,Madrid and Bate borisov,but d ticket cut as Bate played 2 2 draw. This guy came back second day when I dey watch chelsea match stake another 80k. I shocked.

But alas..we heard,he died In his sleep this morning. Everywhere scattered. That's confirmed ritual embarassed
Bro no mind d op...... Kids of nowadays know nothing of this world, most of them are very dumb
Romance / Re: Rate My Cuteness (photos) by dhameelare(m): 12:16pm On Aug 26, 2022
Kids grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: Neolife Joke by dhameelare(m): 1:32pm On Aug 25, 2022
grin grin They will tell you they've made millions and yet they'll be trekking everywhere
Jokes Etc / Re: Laughing And Learning Room With Mrfunnycoach by dhameelare(m): 1:28pm On Aug 25, 2022
Your jokes are too long and too dry..... Try to make it more understandable and try to make it funny

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Romance / Re: If You Are A Man And You Are In A Relationship With A Woman, You Are A SIMP! by dhameelare(m): 3:00pm On Aug 19, 2022
Look closely and you'll notice that Redpillers are bunch of broke losers who can bearly get any girl, hence they attack the guys who are getting the girls by calling them simps

Redpill is like the male version of Feminism.... Both ideology is useless, damaging, and for dumb people

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Romance / Re: Man Faints Twice After His Pastor Proposed To His Girlfriend by dhameelare(m): 10:06pm On Aug 10, 2022
Breakfast served in the house of the Lord
Jokes Etc / Re: Rules For Buying Gifts For Men by dhameelare(m): 3:20pm On May 28, 2022
All dis things are meant for oyinbo people
Jokes Etc / Re: Tizzy by dhameelare(m): 2:21am On May 28, 2022
Jamesoluwatobi:
A guy mistakely fall down on bicycle and a man ask tizzy that what happened to the bicycle and tizzy said maybe the bicycle is tired
.... Drop anoda one lets see cos dis one doesn't have any meaning

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Jokes Etc / Re: Crack Your Ribs With This Funny Short Jokes by dhameelare(m): 9:28pm On May 26, 2022
Hollybratt:
Uncle when the restaurant is neat. Pls eat the meat and lick the plate, do you understand or should i go deeper grin

If u understand u need Jesus grin grin
Romance / Re: See What Wife Caught Husband Doing To Their 1-year-old Son On Their Bed by dhameelare(m): 2:18pm On May 20, 2022
Anyone with kids would undestand... Their wahala too much

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 'Shine Ya Eye' Reunion Show (Live Updates) by dhameelare(m): 2:17pm On May 19, 2022
Some people still don't know that the show is 100% scripted

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Politics / Re: Robert Clarke Seeks Extension Of Buhari’s Tenure, To Be Extended Every Six Month by dhameelare(m): 4:47am On May 10, 2022
Haaaaaaa....

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Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by dhameelare(m): 10:02am On May 08, 2022
grin nice stuff bro

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Jokes Etc / Re: Crack Your Ribs With This Funny Short Jokes by dhameelare(m): 9:49am On May 08, 2022
Funny stuff bro, keep it up

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Romance / Re: My Husband Pressures Me To Shit In His Mouth And Sniffs My Armpit - Lady Narrate by dhameelare(m): 7:16pm On May 07, 2022
The husband is a First class mental patient.....

Am very sure d husband is rich thats why she couldn't leave d marriage.....
Romance / Re: Be Sincere. Why Are You Not In A Relationship? by dhameelare(m): 6:39pm On May 07, 2022
Malory:
Not most but all of them
My comrade u have spoken well cool
Education / Re: Buhari Approves Funds For Tertiary Institutions Amid ASUU Strike by dhameelare(m): 6:22pm On May 06, 2022
TETFUND is meant for school projects and not to pay lecturers salary.... So this has nothing to do with ASUU
Romance / Re: Be Sincere. Why Are You Not In A Relationship? by dhameelare(m): 2:50pm On Apr 16, 2022
because most women see relationship as a source of income

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Ran Away by dhameelare(m): 1:50am On Apr 10, 2022
Benki003:
Nairaland be like

I boiled hot water put it inside bucket and now I want to put ma hand what do you think grin grin

Op call her zuru Ike
grin grin grin
And some mumu will start advising him like - "hot water will burn your hand, don't do it"
Romance / Re: Cross-dressing Bill: I'm Now A Woman, Bobrisky Declares. (pictures) by dhameelare(m): 1:39am On Apr 10, 2022
If dis generation can be dis rotten, i wonder how d next generation will be
Romance / Re: With by dhameelare(m): 7:45pm On Apr 04, 2022
U need to change ur environment kiddo.... Cos its obvious u're living among ugly people, that's why u think u're sexy.

U're like a one-eyed man among blind men

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Romance / Re: Okrika People Are Underrated by dhameelare(m): 12:02am On Apr 03, 2022
Is it d people selling okrika clothes you people r talking about, cos am not understanding

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Seduced By A Lady? by dhameelare(m): 5:04pm On Apr 01, 2022
Richsteemit:


I resemble him. Ugly thing grin grin. He pain aam.

grin grin Comrade u bad gan oo, aswear d girl don dey cry

But seriously d girl ugly oo, no wonder she's always bashing men cos nobody dey toast her
Romance / Re: Dear Men, Never Be Too Quick To Tell A Woman These 5 Things. by dhameelare(m): 7:03pm On Mar 25, 2022
3verblazing:
E dey do me like make I save pple data. grin grin grin grin

Say please
grin grin
My Comrade help us post am jare, the yeye op wan make us click d link
Romance / Re: How Long Will You Keep Chasing Her (picture) by dhameelare(m): 6:54pm On Mar 25, 2022
Nigerians get sense of humour.... An average nigeria can make a joke out of every situation

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