18 million, dude you're violent.

Best nairaland thread ever, I've been laughing all day.

I can appreciate nigerian directors not having $300,000,000 to waste on a movie but that doesn't mean it has to be mediocre.

Friends my a.s.s

scribble: This is manslaughter Na. He didn't mean to kill her. Responsible mother tho.

you are so right, wonderful mothers we have, knew your daughter was going to have an abortion.

Bro html, JavaScript, CSS would be useless to you if you plan on programming strictly . Python is a pretty simple language designed for easy learning and use. Please you can start it when ever you feel like, i suggest www.codecademy.com. It would be of tremendous help. Cheers.

50calibre: Did some of you guys watch this video till the end? How can someone possibly hail this as ingenious, this is a disaster. Did anyone see the permanent large gaping holes on their heads?

People for the rest of their lives, will walk around with the possibility of their brains being fried by the sun

The gods were indeed stu*pid.

I am increasingly saddened by the types of people here on nairaland. This should be a non issue yet people are praising a murderer. Anyways when they have complicated otherwise simple cases and the shiit hits the fan they run to the modern doctors and are shocked when there is nothing they can do.

Yea very true, extremely long. He's got some short stories tho

Been a while since I heard about that site, really good times, ps Comicality is a genius.

I really didn't want to comment when I first saw this thread but I guess I couldn't keep silent. 25 years from now, whether you are slim or fat wouldn't be an issue, whether you can provide for your family all that they desire or some of the barest necessities, this will be the only reality. Focus on what is important, no matter how HOT you think you are, it will most definitely fade. You can keep ranting about childish concepts(which goes for 80 percent of everything in this section) or you can think about what I said above.

Hepatitis B (HBV) is 50 to 100 times easier to
transmit sexually than HIV ( the virus that
causes AIDS). HBV has been found in vaginal
secretions, saliva, and semen.

Its a catastrophic failure, learn more about photoshop, i suggest layers

Its really strange when people beg for things that are free . Get gimp, its free, there are video tutorials littered across the Internet on it

tunddy: pls anyone in here that can teach me photoshop with little cost should let me know i stay close to surulere

Stop asking questions google has answers to

Whats the engine

D-Wave Systems Inc. makes “quantum”
computers: 10 square-metre super instruments
that perform mind-boggling (to non physicists)
computing in a fraction of the time a conventional
system would do it.

The Burnaby, BC-based company’s list of clients
include Lockheed Martin, Google and NASA, and
they’re producing results showing their system
does the math at an incredible speed. Lockheed,
a global aerospace, defence, IT and advanced
technology manufacturer, is using the system to
speed up complex computation tests.

D-Wave’s innovative computer makes direct use
of quantum mechanical phenomena, such as
superpositioning and entanglement, to perform
operations on data. It’s different from a digital
computer based on transistors that requires data
to be encoded in binary digits (1 and 0).
The quantum computer employs qubits, which exist in two states – on and off, simultaneously – to speed up calculations. It’s actually an adiabatic computer that reads out the ground state of its
qubits to find a solution. The model is well suited
to solving optimization problems where any
number of criterion is examined simultaneously.
To put things into perspective, such a super
computer would figure out all the factors of a
2,000-bit number in about 16 hours – that’s
3,600 times faster than a conventional computer
doing the job in about 10 years.

smart257: Am interested in hacking, can someone take me up as his/her student? Saytoyese257@gmail.com

Bro, the Internet is the best way to learn, it's just that it might require a lot of hard work

Someone should give him a pack of condoms

DonCrust:

Don't tell me you just find out about Codeacademy. Anyways, it's a very good project that enable starters to learn alot in a short period of time. Why i don't like it is simply because you can only enjoy it when on pc or ipad.

I have done a few courses there, I found out about it two years ago and I'm pretty sure a lot of people don't know about it.

xcitedjay: No Java!

yea but i did JavaScript and python, it's cool

You're welcome :-)

www​.codecademy.com

Codecademy is an online interactive platform
that offers free coding classes in programming
languages like Python, PHP , JavaScript , and
Ruby , as well as markup languages including
HTML and CSS.

eddiebruk: Enough reason to know that the whole thing was spiritual, and that those who died were used for sacrifice, he must have been paid and knew what was going to happen.

If I had my way (thank God I don't), people like you would be erased from existence.

Pvt_Parts:

There you go... using serious past atrocities to condemened gay bashing. I will never physical hurt or confront a gay dude in real life but there is a limit to the sh1t i can take from these so-called gay activists. What is it that they want from us? They are free to exist and do whatever they want in the privcay of their homes. I have no problem seeing to gay men walking down the street but i dont need to explain to my 4 year old son why two men are kissing each other on the streets.

I certainly never said that you'd get physical, but death sentences already exists in some places and besides hitler had gays on his list after Jews and blacks. It's probably because of the UN people haven't gotten some disturbing ideas.