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Religion / Re: Will This Chinese Man Go To Hell Fire ? by DiamondPant(f): 6:30pm On Jul 26, 2023
God has a reason for allowing the man to do whatever he's doing.
That's what I heard.
They said God always has a reason for everything.
Culture / Re: How Did This Item Get Into These Bottles? by DiamondPant(f): 6:18pm On Jul 26, 2023
Septagon:
Snap the bottom of the bottle.
You are not nice oo.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You'd have allowed them to relish in their wonderment before killing it na.
Crime / Re: Troops Rescue 13 kidnap Victims In Isuochi, Abia State (photos) by DiamondPant(f): 7:04am On Jul 25, 2023
Congratulations to the rescued and kudos to the Nigerian army.
At least, the kidnappers abandoned the victims and the army rescued them without a gun battle this time around.
Romance / Re: What Is The Best Response To "WHAT ARE WE" Question? by DiamondPant(f): 3:33pm On Jul 24, 2023
We are nothing but pencils in the hands of the creator.

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Religion / Re: Funny Prayer Request(s) You've Ever Heard by DiamondPant(f): 10:12am On Jul 23, 2023
Before the end of this year, I will live in my own house, buy a car and set up a business of my own.
Meanwhile, the person praying that prayer is broke and jobless.
Anyway, his God is a miracle working God.

Meanwhile,
Someone wants to hold an outdoor event and prays to God to hold the rains.
Another person prays that God should bring down the rain as the heat has become unbearable.
Both of them are good Christians and live in the same compound.
One of the two must happen and God must be praised in that compound.

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Food / Re: Which Food Can #1,000 Cook That Will Last For 3days? by DiamondPant(f): 6:59pm On Jul 21, 2023
DCmaverick:
My last card is #1,000 and am thinking of managing it for the next 3days. I need advice on hw to manage it.
please help a brother
You didn't mention how you wanna cook it.
Gas, kero stove or firewood/charcoal?
Food / Re: See The Pouched Rat I Killed Beside Our House by DiamondPant(f): 6:57pm On Jul 21, 2023
Philanderboy:


Take it easy, sis😂🤣
Don't mind me.
It's just a joke.

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Food / Re: See The Pouched Rat I Killed Beside Our House by DiamondPant(f): 5:43pm On Jul 21, 2023
People should add "graphic" or "viewers discretion advises" to posts like this.


Philanderboy:


See this one, we don chop am

Where are the animal right activists?
This is murder!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Politics / Re: Youth Party (YP): INEC Registers New Political Party by DiamondPant(f): 9:04pm On Jul 20, 2023
Please what do they do in the boot party?
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Canada: FIFA Women World Cup: Fri.21st July 2023 by DiamondPant(f): 4:56pm On Jul 18, 2023
Good luck to them.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Arresting Putin In South Africa, A Declaration Of War On Our Country - Ramaphosa by DiamondPant(f): 4:48pm On Jul 18, 2023
Another problem loading.
Who is sanctioning the arrest in the first place?
And did I read that SA authorities are persuading Putin not to attend the summit but he refused?
If I read correctly, I'd say those are just mind games.
If Putin knows that someone has the right and capability to arrest him on SA soil, he'll not want to risk it.
This is not the best time for Putin to try such kind of thing at all.

MODIFIED:
I just understood that SA is a member of the ICC and are duty bound to hold and hand Putin over.
This is going to be a very tricky one for SA should Putin stubbornly insist to attend the submit.

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Celebrities / Re: Chef Dammy Bags ₦‎1M Endorsement Deal With Fekomi Herbal (Photos) by DiamondPant(f): 10:27pm On Jul 17, 2023
Congratulations to her.
Politics / Re: Re-apply For Your Jobs: Otti Directs Abia medical doctors, Enyimba technical cre by DiamondPant(f): 6:43pm On Jul 17, 2023
kitone:
Some of this doctors are being owed 26months salary, hmmm Eluuupeeee



Oh wow!!
I hope there are relevant labour laws that'll ensure they get paid the salaries the government is owing them irrespective of the outcome of this re-application drama.
Politics / Re: Withdrawal Of Mobile Police Escort From Vips Is Fake News - Nigeria Police Force by DiamondPant(f): 6:26pm On Jul 17, 2023
MS247:
grin



They don warn IGP cheesy

Give am better threatening

Some Oga at the top don shenk am

This country na cruise



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Politics / Re: Re-apply For Your Jobs: Otti Directs Abia medical doctors, Enyimba technical cre by DiamondPant(f): 6:04pm On Jul 17, 2023
This is strange to me.
An employee of the government being asked to reapply without first being disengaged?
I'd think that the government would carry out a screening exercise or do some form of competency test.
Even the memo to health workers has very poorly grammar.
I hope this is really from the government.

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Family / Re: Is It Wrong For A Woman To Initiate Conjugal Act In Marriage? by DiamondPant(f): 4:04pm On Jul 17, 2023
robosky02:
Marriage is indeed a beautiful institute. Some even say it is the. Oldest institution and was ordained by God himself.
It is even more amazing when the union involves two love birds, who have learned to really COMMUNICATE thier feeling, emotions, fears and commit to better thier weakness.

However marriage will be boring when there is a breakdown in communication. Especially in matters about the other room play, finance and third parties like In-laws and exes.

A man has been complaining that his wife doesn't initiate love making. Even if she is in the mood except he does. This has been thier other room complain.

So I want to ask the house
A. Is it only the man that should initiate conjugal play?
B. Is it wrong for a woman to ask for it as a legally married woman
C. What would make a woman shy away


Let's talk or counsel or advice to help somebody.


Please help a couple and other to learn.

Tell your man whenever your 🔥
I do. I'll continue to.
Ain't nothing to be shy about, especially for married folks.
Politics / Re: APC: Kyari Is Acting National Chairman, Fuanter Acting National Secretary by DiamondPant(f): 4:01pm On Jul 17, 2023
GodPrince:
you have panties made from diamonds?
😃😃😃😃😃😃
I'm sure you didn't intend for me to answer that.
Did ya?
Politics / Re: APC: Kyari Is Acting National Chairman, Fuanter Acting National Secretary by DiamondPant(f): 3:46pm On Jul 17, 2023
MS247:


SouthEast actively supports Labour Party and PDP, some are IPOB interested in Biafra

You don't bring people who don't believe in your Government into your cabinet


.
Oh, I see...
It's clearer now.
Politics / Re: APC: Kyari Is Acting National Chairman, Fuanter Acting National Secretary by DiamondPant(f): 3:32pm On Jul 17, 2023
MS247:

Yes
I asked because I didn't see it mentioned in your zoning analysis.
There are two mentions of NW.
Politics / Re: APC: Kyari Is Acting National Chairman, Fuanter Acting National Secretary by DiamondPant(f): 3:25pm On Jul 17, 2023
MS247:
cool


Zoning rotation

President SW
Vice President NE
Senate President SS
Speaker NW
SGF NC
Party Chairman NW


.

I thought SE is a region in Nigeria?

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Departs Nairobi After AU Meeting (Video, Photos) by DiamondPant(f): 2:08pm On Jul 17, 2023
Lol.
My friend just made me laugh out really hard.
She said a digital currency is an e-currency.
So are e-mail and e-business.
That Nigerians elected Bola, a digital president eBOLA also called BAT.
When I remembered that Bats carried ebola, I couldn't help but 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Career / Re: Twitter Refuses To Pay African Employees, Replies With Poop Emoji by DiamondPant(f): 2:06pm On Jul 17, 2023
KinSlayer:


I want to off this your diamond pant.


Nothing too serious, I'll just sell it and buy one G-Wagon.
I doubt if you can afford to rip it off.
Pant that carries military escort when going to the dry cleaner's.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Career / Re: Twitter Refuses To Pay African Employees, Replies With Poop Emoji by DiamondPant(f): 12:30pm On Jul 17, 2023
Musk!
I hope the barrel of the musket will not eventually turn against the musketeer.

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Politics / Re: Attacks By Opposition Sent Me Back To School – Adeleke by DiamondPant(f): 11:20am On Jul 17, 2023
Nice decision.

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Politics / Re: APC Crisis: Pressure Mounts On Adamu To Resign by DiamondPant(f): 11:16am On Jul 17, 2023
Are nairaland moderators confused or what?
There is a front page topic that Adamu has already resigned. Now this?
I hope the mods don't smoke weed on a Monday morning?

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Education / Re: See List Of Aides Of Students Union President Of Akwa Ibom State University by DiamondPant(f): 8:38pm On Jul 16, 2023
Oh, wow!!
Never knew a student union president needs this number of aides.
Well, now I've learned.
Congratulations to the appointed.
😃😃😃😃😃
Family / Re: Marriage: Women Decry Lack Of Financially Eligible Suitors by DiamondPant(f): 8:31pm On Jul 16, 2023
Zigzagman:


this is arrogance. Your decision on who's in your league is grounded on his ability to dash out money.

Some people are so poor that all they have is money.
If my decision to roll with a man who is financially responsible is the definition of arrogance, then thanks for the compliment.
Family / Re: Marriage: Women Decry Lack Of Financially Eligible Suitors by DiamondPant(f): 4:18pm On Jul 16, 2023
kehinde1365:


Seems you are yet to understand life.

I'd say I've understood life beyond your understanding.
Don't worry, I'll tell my story some day.
I just hope you'll get to read it.
Cheers!!
Religion / When Did God Create Light? 1st Day Or Fourth Day? by DiamondPant(f): 4:12pm On Jul 16, 2023
When Did God Create Light?
1st Day or Fourth Day?

Genesis 1:3-5
And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.


Genesis 1:14-19
And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.
And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.
And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.

I just seek clarification on this.
Family / Re: Can You Be A Full-time Housewife? by DiamondPant(f): 2:19pm On Jul 16, 2023
It depends.
Good sex.
Good money.
Good inlaws.
Politics / Re: Soldiers Arrest 12, Intercept Vessel Conveying Crude Oil by DiamondPant(f): 2:10pm On Jul 16, 2023
Let me read the whole story first.

MODIFIED.
The report did not provide any useful information.
No mention of the owner(s) of the vessel or any information relevant to unmasking the perpetrator(s) of the crime.
I guess I'll have to go back to sleep.
Health / Re: These Soft Drinks Contain Aspartame — WHO Declared ‘Possibly Carcinogenic’ by DiamondPant(f): 9:07pm On Jul 15, 2023
So we should not drink those to avoid having cancer.
It is well...

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