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Career / Best Skill Acquisition Centres Trending In Nigeria by DicksonDonny(m): 3:17am On Jul 22, 2022
Are you looking for the best skill acquisition centres trending in Nigeria? Yes? Maybe it’s time to consider some of these skill acquisition institutes we have mentioned in this article.

For vocational skills, you don’t need to have a solid educational background and by simply learning from a good master, paying attention, and practicing, you can go from being a learner to a master in your field.

Additionally, this venture doesn’t require you to have any formal higher education background, and can be learned under an experienced artisan. These types of skills are informal, are taught outside a school and mainly in vocational centres.

The skill acquisition centres we have mentioned here are some of the best in Nigeria, they admit on part-time and full-time basis and often issue credentials. They accept candidates who have a minimum of a secondary school certificate and offer a variety of courses that will equip you for work positions in different industries.

So, what are these best skill acquisition centres trending in Nigeria?

Read more on:

https://bwh.com.ng/blog/best-skill-acquisition-centres-trending-in-nigeria/
Education / Challenges Faced By Students In Nigerian Tertiary Institutions by DicksonDonny(m): 3:08am On Jul 22, 2022
Education is a vital key to unlocking underdevelopment in Nations. It is an important instrument in bringing about the economic, socio-political, scientific, and technological advancement of any country. This is why most nations, both the developing and the advanced, invest a reasonable proportion of their annual budget in the education sector of their economy. According to Peretomode and Ugbomeh in Challenges Faced by Students in Nigerian Tertiary Institutions, while several higher education institutions experience some level of difficulty in the pursuit of their vision, mission, and goals, those associated with institutions in developing countries, as in Africa, are numerous.

We shall discuss the few we believe to be more common in the Nigerian tertiary institutions, and also provide suggestions for managing these challenges.

Read more:

https://bwh.com.ng/blog/challenges-faced-by-students-in-nigerian-tertiary-institutions/
Education / Re: Top Skills Students Can Learn To Make Money In Nigeria by DicksonDonny(m): 12:01pm On Jul 03, 2022
Ihatebuhariwith:
I like cateringa and I think I'm a good cook.

Cool.
Education / Top Skills Students Can Learn To Make Money In Nigeria by DicksonDonny(m): 11:35pm On Jun 25, 2022
Making money by learning a skill like this article says, is a practice that has become largely adopted by many Nigerian students who have used this venture as a way to solve certain monetary challenges they face during studies. And for students like you who are on the verge of picking a suitable skill you can turn into a cash cow, its importance cannot be stressed enough.

If you want to learn a skill you can eventually turn into money, there are several things involved.

You first need to know what skills pay well and are prominent in the Nigerian commercial industry, understand the market, know what’s in demand and what’s not, what sells and what doesn’t, what’s relevant and what’s no longer relevant. These are some of the first things you should consider before you start looking for centers or platforms to learn.

Thankfully, this article lists out those top skills Nigerian students can learn to make money and mentions as well, good websites where you can learn some of them.

1. Photography

2. Hair Barbing

3. Hairdressing

4. Makeup

5. Tailoring/Fashion Design

6. Catering

7. Digital Marketing

8. Programming/Coding

9. Web Design

10. UI/UX Design

11. Graphic Design

12. Video Editing

13. Data Science

14. Project Management

15. Management and Leadership

16. Teamwork

17. Adaptability

18. Communication

19. Self-Management

20. Presentation

21. Analytical Skills

22. Automobile Repair

23. Plumbing

24. Solar Power Installation

25. Interior Design

26. Mobile phone / Laptop Repair


To view these in greater detail, and to get links to the Best Online Learning Websites, kindly click the link below, or copy and paste in your browser.

https://bwh.com.ng/blog/top-skills-students-can-learn-to-make-money-in-nigeria/
Jobs/Vacancies / Easiest Private / Home Tutoring Jobs To Get In Nigeria by DicksonDonny(m): 10:39pm On Jun 19, 2022
In search of a private tutor / home tutoring Job in Nigeria, do you know you can turn your free time into making more money? Visit BWH to Sign up and share your passion in tutoring that which you have great knowledge or interest in. Follow for more info:

https://bwh.com.ng/blog/easiest-private-home-tutoring-jobs-to-get-in-nigeria/
Jobs/Vacancies / Vacancy: Marketing Job by DicksonDonny(m): 1:12pm On Mar 24, 2022
BWH is looking for Strategic Marketers....

An ideal candidate will have a focus and passion for marketing within the educational institution and skill development arena.

Candidates may reside anywhere in Nigeria, but must have internet access, and must be familiar with the use of social media platforms.

The Job is a part-time job which can conveniently be done together with an employed job if the right strategies are employed.

For more info, kindly join the whatsapp group:

https:///F9kP2xvzkYgKRvTtTTFSsJ

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Education / Re: All De Applicants To Delta State University Delsu Abraka Meets Here by DicksonDonny(m): 7:13am On Nov 23, 2014
I also wish to know, pls let me kno if u gotten an answer.
Computers / Re: Thanks to all by DicksonDonny(m): 8:55pm On Aug 30, 2014
I have no idea about graphic design in that town.
Computers / Thanks to all by DicksonDonny(m): 8:25am On Aug 29, 2014
Sure
Jokes Etc / Re: Best Jokes....crack Your Ribs! by DicksonDonny(m): 8:09pm On Oct 11, 2013
An igbo man fell into a well and was screaming for help. The wife came with a rope to help, the Igbo man looked at the rope and said: "how much did you buy the rope"? The wife said "1000 naira". Still inside the well, he shouted. "What! Return it now now, go to papa Emeka at the 4th street he sells it for 300naira. Hurry up! before I die here ohhh"

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Jokes Etc / Re: Best Jokes....crack Your Ribs! by DicksonDonny(m): 8:06pm On Oct 11, 2013
Some guys hold their girlfriend's hand at the mall because if they leave her hand she will start shopping. It looks ROMANTIC but it's ECONOMIC.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Best Jokes....crack Your Ribs! by DicksonDonny(m): 8:04pm On Oct 11, 2013
A wife treats her husband by taking him 2a strip club 4 his birthday.@d club,d doorman says,"Hi Jim,how are u?"grin wife asks,"How does he know u?"Jim says,"Oh dear,I play football with him."Inside d Bartender Says, "d Usual,Jim?"Jim says 2Wife,"b4 u say anytin,He's on d Darts team."Next a stripper Says,"Hi Jim! Do u crave d special again?"
D Wife storms out dragging Jim with her & jumps into a taxi.D Taxi driver Says,"Hey Jimmy boy! u picked up an ugly one dis time..."
Jim's Funeral is on Sunday!!!

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Jokes Etc / Re: Best Jokes....crack Your Ribs! by DicksonDonny(m): 8:02pm On Oct 11, 2013
3 friends Akpors, Rukewe and Oghene decided to go for a picnic. Rukewe packs the picnic basket with drinks and sandwiches. Oghene carried Ʈɦƹ basket and they set out for
the park 10km away. It takes them 2 hours to get there. When they arrived, Rukewe quickly spread the mat and set out the sandwiches. After checking around, Oghene found out that Rukewe did not pack the bottle opener. They then begged Akpos to make the 4 hour trip to go for the opener. He disagreed.''You 'll finish the sandwiches before I return,''Akpos protested. ''No we won't'', assured Rukewe. After some more cajoling from them, Akpos reluctantly sets out for the opener.
After 5 hours, there was no sign of Akpors. They decided to wait for another 3 hours. Still no sign of Akpors. Oghene and Rukewe after
waiting on Akpors for more than 8 hours were by now very hungry so they
decided to take one sandwich each. As they were about to eat, Akpors pops out from behind a rock screaming:' I KNEW IT! I'M NOT GOING AGAIN''!!!

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Jokes Etc / Re: Best Jokes....crack Your Ribs! by DicksonDonny(m): 8:00pm On Oct 11, 2013
Akpos and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Mary suddenly jumped into the deep end. She sank to the bottom and stayed there.
Akpos promptly jumped in to save Her, he swam to the bottom and pulled Mary out. When the medical doctor became aware of Akpos' act, he immediately ordered his discharged as he now considered him to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell Akpos the news, he said "Akpos, i have good news and bad news, the good news is you are being discharged, because you were able to jump in to a swimming pool and save the life of another patient, I think you have gotten well enough and the bad news is that, the patient you saved hung herself with her bathrobe belt in the bathroom, I am sorry, she is dead." Akpos replied, she did not hang herself, I put her there to dry!
Jokes Etc / Re: Best Jokes....crack Your Ribs! by DicksonDonny(m): 7:58pm On Oct 11, 2013
Jealous husband: my wife where are you? wife :at home love husband: are you sure? wife: yes husband : turn on the blender wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee husband: ok my love goodbye another day, jealous husband: my wife where are you? wife: at home love husband: are you sure? wife: yes husband: turn on the blender wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee husband: ok my love goodbye the next day, the husband decides to go home without notice, and finds his son alone and he asked him son where is your mother? Son: I do not know, she went out with the blender...
Jokes Etc / Re: Best Jokes....crack Your Ribs! by DicksonDonny(m): 7:57pm On Oct 11, 2013
Akpos gets pulled over for speeding 88mph in a 45 zone. The cop asks for his drivers license and Akpos says, "I'm sorry officer, but my license was suspended after my 5th Accident." The cop asks for his registration and Akpos says "It's in the glove compartment, but it's not in my name because I stole this car in a car jacking and I killed the woman that owns the car and stuffed her in the trunk and the gun I used is in the glove compartment.

At this point the cop tells Akpos to keep his hands in sight and he radios for back-up. When a supervisor shows up, the cop tells him the story and he walks up to Akpos in the car. The supervisor asks to see Akpos' drivers license and Akpos hands it over and it is valid with Akpos' real name and information. The supervisor asks for the registration and Akpos says, "It's in the Glove compartment." The supervisor tells him to keep his hands in sight and walks around to the passenger side and opens the glove compartment. There is the registration in Akpos' name and everything seems in order. Next the supervisor asks Akpos to get out and open the trunk. He opens the trunk and the only thing there is a spare tire. At this point the supervisor tells Akpos what the other cop had told him.

Akpos says "I bet that lying son of a b**** probably told you I was speeding too huh?
Jokes Etc / Re: Best Jokes....crack Your Ribs! by DicksonDonny(m): 7:56pm On Oct 11, 2013
Imagine this conversation...

Chichi: Do you smoke?

Akpos: Yes....

Chichi: How many packs a day?

Akpos: 3 packs.

Chichi: How much per pack?

Akpos: N200.

Chichi: And how long have you been smoking?

Akpos: For 15 years.

Chichi: So, one pack costs N200, and you have 3 packs a day, which puts your spending each month at N18,000. In one year, it would be N216,000 correct?

Akpos: Correct.

Chichi: If in one year you spend N216,000 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at over N3,000,000 correct?

Akpos: Correct.

Chichi: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now easily bought a brand new Range Rover HSE Sport?

Akpos: Do you smoke?

Chichi: No.

Akpos: So where's your Range Rover HSE Sport then?

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Jokes Etc / Re: Best Jokes....crack Your Ribs! by DicksonDonny(m): 7:54pm On Oct 11, 2013
" When some girls Sit down to lie, even the devil sits in a corner, quietly listening and...learning"

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Jokes Etc / Re: Best Jokes....crack Your Ribs! by DicksonDonny(m): 7:53pm On Oct 11, 2013
Musa goes into a library to ask for a book on suicide. He met with Akpors the Librarian.

MUSA: Please do you have a book on suicide?
AKPORS: Wetin you wan read that kind book for?
MUSA: I wan commit suicide!

Akpors stares at him for a while and says, “Abeg comot for here! Who go come return the book!?”
Jokes Etc / Re: Best Jokes....crack Your Ribs! by DicksonDonny(m): 7:50pm On Oct 11, 2013
APPLICATION LETTER BY AKPORS Dear sir, I am Name is tenager, I apply to my job of security guard to you boss in your company of ECO BANK... I am complete to Sitted 7 examination certificate in 2003. My skool here... Okingo OBE very good. ... I am 29 years to be Born of age and no waif and no childish. My father dead long time ago and my mother is marry in BENIN REPUBLIC country there 10 years now, no sees her until now, so nobody known to help me...no money and food and tea and drink. My certificate is just sitting in home for itself, but passes in Mathematics, Geography, Science and all subjects but fail in English because of Ofuaku Albert teacher teaching me is look jelous of myself. Me because wear expenses cloth and shoe than teacher igbo. I here that people you want security guards to your company and I...... tell you I am one of that job experience for 2 years looking video for Rambo I, II and III. I also shot thief dead. I want to join the company of You and chase criminal and thief out with SMG of me. I can fight for SMG, arrow, spear, panga, knife, stick and stones. Me also can fight for boxing like Tyson. Please consider my aplication very careful and call me any time because me have handtelephone now. I am red for interview with you if you like me. Me have no photocopy certificate because the photocopy machine there at Niger Delta shop is a long time and very old it can mistake spelling in the certificate, that is why.I am very hornest and I didn't steal since I born until now, I can speak English free. I have no very much to right I have end here. Please also greet your wife and childish! Yours faithfully Akpos. Bye bye
Jokes Etc / Re: Best Jokes....crack Your Ribs! by DicksonDonny(m): 7:48pm On Oct 11, 2013
10 funny akpos jokes Girl: I'm warning you, my Mummy is coming back soon.. AKPOS: But I'm not doing anything.. Girl: That's why I'm warning you, Hurry up CASHIER: This is the 5th movie ticket you've bought tonight Sir, Why?.. AKPOS: Yes, that I.diot at the entrance keeps tearing it TEACHER: What's your favorite flower?.. AKPOS: Chrysanthemum.. TEACHER: Spell it.. AKPOS: I was joking o. My favorite flower is Rose R-O-S-E Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Akpos walked straight to the ugly girl. Akpos: Hello! Ugly girl: Hi!! Akpos: Wanna dance? Ugly Girl: Yes (excited) Akpos: OK, Go and dance, I wanna talk to your friend. Papa Akpos: My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do? Akpos'Teacher :- Your son is not brilliant at all, he cant even spell "LION" ... Papa Akpos : Ah Ah...You know say na SMALL pikin......You for tell am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL like " MOSQUITO"...... Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman. What do we learn from this? Akpos: We should stop wasting time in studies and find that WOMAN Teacher: Make a Sentence with Big Akpos: The Ram Is Big Teacher: Make it longer Akpos: The Ram is big ooooooo OPERATOR: 911, wat's your emergency? AKPOS: Two girls are fighting over me.. OPERATOR: So?.. AKPOS: The ugly one is winning. Teacher: Who can state one diff btw a Bird and a Fly? .. Akpos: A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird. Ochuko: Akpos, where have you been? Akpos: Watching a football match? Ochuko: Who played?.. Akpos: Ivory coast vs Cote d ivoire

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Phone/Internet Market / OFFER ENDED by DicksonDonny(m): 1:14pm On Sep 09, 2013
THANKS
Jokes Etc / Re: Best Jokes....crack Your Ribs! by DicksonDonny(m): 2:09pm On Aug 04, 2012
pretiEbony if u call dem stale,why not proof it, by adding urs??
Romance / Re: For The Ladies.... by DicksonDonny(m): 8:39am On Aug 04, 2012
@mmm lol, we sure do have our own purnishment,if we aint being faithful to ourselves. God is not a man.
Jokes Etc / Re: Best Jokes....crack Your Ribs! by DicksonDonny(m): 9:19pm On Aug 03, 2012
D day God created chinese, he was very tired so he just copy n paste, copy n paste...

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Jokes Etc / Re: Best Jokes....crack Your Ribs! by DicksonDonny(m): 9:17pm On Aug 03, 2012
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Jokes Etc / Re: Best Jokes....crack Your Ribs! by DicksonDonny(m): 9:17pm On Aug 03, 2012
3men were drunk, they stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured they were drunk, he just switchd on the engine and switchd it off and told them we have arrived. The first guy gave him money, the 2nd said thanks and the 3rd slapped him.
The driver was stunned because he was hoping none of them had realized d car didnt move an inch. So he asked the 3rd guy: what was that for? The guy replied: control your speed man,u almost got us killed.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Best Jokes....crack Your Ribs! by DicksonDonny(m): 9:15pm On Aug 03, 2012
Joe's girlfrnd asks him, Darlin on our engagement day will u give me a ring? Joe: yes sure, from landline or mobile?

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