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Politics / Re: Between Reno Omokri And A Twitter User funny reply by DICKtator: 12:34pm On Oct 10, 2016
Really Reno?

Did he "speak English" OR tried to "type in English?"

Hmmmmmm.....,.........

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Education / Re: UNIJOS Student Takes Fire Selfie While The School Is On Fire by DICKtator: 7:15pm On Oct 09, 2016
I watched on the news where an official said the fire was a trade by because most of the files they had were all gone with the fire.

So funny that a citadel for learning such as UNIJOS cannot back up their data by using cloud computing/external server or rather computerize all their enterprise system!!

Please sack all the computer graduates /professors/lecturers that work in the Institution if none of them ever proposed this methodology!!!

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Car Talk / Re: The 'you Hit Me From Behind So You're Guilty Rule' Is Being Abused. by DICKtator: 2:06pm On Oct 09, 2016
mfm04622:


Oga, did you read the story at all?
1) She was on the SLOW Lane.
2) without warning, she moved into the fast lane from nearly stationary position.

The OP was not liable. All what you wrote is okay for you car already in front of you since you are required to keep adequate distance to enable you stop without hitting the car in front. For any car that just zoomed into your front, you are NOT liable. Simple. Nobody expect you to start calculating for cars on different lanes than yours. You have priority and right of way on your lane over any other car.

You are so right. I doubt if she signalled before changing to a FAST lane
It is mandatory you signal when changing lane!!.
The only confusing thing to me( a little bit confusing) is how he was able to analyse what happened that led to the woman "jumping" into the fast lane. Well, maybe because he wasn't moving so fast and he observe what was happening on the right,albeit he still "jammed" her or the lady whose car was "hitted" broke down the scenario for him!!

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Car Talk / Re: The 'you Hit Me From Behind So You're Guilty Rule' Is Being Abused. by DICKtator: 1:53pm On Oct 09, 2016
laivwire:

Well the road in front was clear for me, she dove in at the last possible second and the site of impact was to her rear left end. Honestly I feel she was clearly at fault as no superman could stop my vehicle within a split second as such. I guess gender quality issues played a role there too though but lesson learned nonetheless.

Did she signal or "trafficate" before switching lane? I guess not. So how can you be at fault?

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Car Talk / Re: The 'you Hit Me From Behind So You're Guilty Rule' Is Being Abused. by DICKtator: 1:48pm On Oct 09, 2016
ZIMDRILL:



you were at faulty before i even explain being hit from an side angle

how can you overtake close to right or left turn ?

Are you serious?

I doubt the other car signalled before moving to his front. How about that?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Got A Good Job I'm Not Qualified For.. by DICKtator: 4:05pm On Oct 06, 2016
stpat1:
You are not smart. Never say such in an interview.
You should have said yes then go back home and groom yourself thoroughly on it. With 1 day intensive grooming, you can learn excel.

Really?
Perhaps if you encountered someone like me and I put you on the spot based on what you claimed you know,you would no longer be smart but have an aleck added to your smartness?


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Travel / Re: Lady Stikes A Pose As Airport Officials In Lagos Stare - .Photos by DICKtator: 11:36pm On Sep 16, 2016
[size=28pt]PATORANKING[/size]

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Sports / Re: Raheem Lawal Flaunts His House & Car, Apologizes For Doing So by DICKtator: 2:12pm On Sep 13, 2016
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Family / Re: Is It Okay For A 20-Year-Old Girl To Marry? by DICKtator: 1:50pm On Sep 13, 2016
How can you marry someone at 20? The question to ask is does she want to marry you?

She hasn't even entered the university yet and you want to marry and sponsor her? A fair skinned, probably naive girl?

After her eyes has opened in the university and she has seen a lot ,she would now dump you and you would come back here spilling and telling stories that touches!!!

Use your brain!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Olamide And Phyno Look Dapper In New Photos by DICKtator: 1:19pm On Sep 13, 2016
cirmuell:
Phyno, always famzing Olamide. undecided

How do you mean?


And you know that they are both Guinness ambassadors, so what are you trying to insinuate?

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Celebrities / Re: Olamide And Phyno Look Dapper In New Photos by DICKtator: 1:18pm On Sep 13, 2016
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Career / Re: Ciscon MD Refuses To Pay Staff, Flees Nigeria by DICKtator: 3:25am On Sep 13, 2016
I must confess, I barely know what the labour laws says but I feel it needs to be revisited
Sometimes, in my naivety, I find it so hard to believe someone who hasn't been paid for up to 2months can still be working for the interest of his/her employer!!!
It sounds surreal!!. An employee that is not motivated and has possibly huge financial obligations is a very big risk to any organisation!!!!
Your union guys must have been bought by Management or else ,they won't have to wait for over 4months before requesting for their entitlements or would've picket the company!!!!

And why won't they pay their American counterparts even if they are not making profit? The laws are fully abided by?

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari At Eid Ground With Her Grand-daughter by DICKtator: 7:02pm On Sep 12, 2016
Doyin Abiola

Na the real A.G.I.P. be this!!!!

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Food / Re: Pictures Of Things I Found In My Ram Today. What A Mystery by DICKtator: 3:47pm On Sep 12, 2016
What actually is that?

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Phones / Re: My Bitter Experience At Innjoo Office In Ikeja - Ceecia by DICKtator: 3:08pm On Sep 12, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: Van Vicker Shares Photos With His Wife by DICKtator: 1:45pm On Sep 12, 2016
dollyjoy:
Van is more handsome than the wife, He for marry me. Hahahahahaha. grin

But you're not even beautiful!!!!

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Politics / Re: Presidential Aides Bicker Over Buhari, Tinubu Feud - Daily Independent by DICKtator: 1:38pm On Sep 12, 2016
If this is true, then come 2019, I am waiting for these so called elders that sold buhari to the people to come and discredit him and watch me vote for the Buhari again so that i spite them!!!!


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Culture / Re: Ooni Ogunwusi Observing Eld Prayers In Ile-Ife by DICKtator: 1:33pm On Sep 12, 2016
Lool.
Now this is funny!!!!

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Politics / Re: Man's Car Stuck At Flooded Owerri Tunnel, Blames Rochas Okorocha. Photos by DICKtator: 12:51pm On Sep 12, 2016
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Car Talk / Re: 2015 Porsche Macan: The Cutest SUV On Nigerian Road by DICKtator: 11:53am On Sep 12, 2016
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Politics / Re: Sallah: Fayose Distributes Rams To Muslims, Urges Them To Pray For Nigeria by DICKtator: 10:26pm On Sep 11, 2016
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Family / Re: My brother is driving me nut - How Should I Handle This Family Issue? by DICKtator: 10:25pm On Sep 11, 2016
@op

Like someone is using your head to dance shoki.

Perhaps your village witch!!!!

After all the "sins" of your elder bro you've mentioned, you still do not know what to do?

OK. Sit down there till you use all your salary to pay him "irresponsible" allowance.

E be like say this Buhari economy never hit you hard yet!!!

P.s: and for your information
People get married every weekend, students and international travellers would need a passport photograph in one way or the other so I don't understand how a photograph business would not just work!!!. Even birthday and any other ceremony needs a photographer!!!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 5 Highest Paid Jobs In Nigeria 2016 by DICKtator: 3:13pm On Sep 11, 2016
What of politician?

Hope you know that #2million sounds like #10 to a polithiefcian?

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Education / Re: University Of Ibadan Student Makes Good Grades After Horrific Accident - PICS by DICKtator: 12:44pm On Sep 11, 2016
Girls and fashion.

Why did she put that thing on her neck?

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Religion / Re: What Are Truly The Signs Of A Genuine Christian? by DICKtator: 7:16am On Sep 11, 2016
A genuine Christian is the one that has either pastor, bishop,archbishop,deacon , evangelist or prophet in his/her name


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Religion / Re: Thanksgiving.....what Are You Thankful For.... by DICKtator: 7:15am On Sep 11, 2016
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Religion / Re: Is Grace A License To Sin? - Paul Ellis by DICKtator: 7:13am On Sep 11, 2016
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Career / Re: How To Get To The Top In Your Career by DICKtator: 7:13am On Sep 11, 2016
EdoBoy90:
. pls DICKtator, what is the name of the authors of Mafia Manager and the art of war?

Lool
Mr. V.

Sun Tzu or

Bone Thugs N Harmony

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Business / Re: Zuckerberg’s Non-verbal Message To Nigerian Entrepreneurs by DICKtator: 7:04am On Sep 11, 2016
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Properties / Re: What Is The Difference Between Power Of Attorney And Deed Of Assignment??? by DICKtator: 7:04am On Sep 11, 2016
The difference is in the name. One is an attorney power, the other the assignment deed!!!
Wooow!!!

That was so simple!!!

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Career / Re: How To Get To The Top In Your Career by DICKtator: 7:03am On Sep 11, 2016
Read 48 laws of powers, mafia manager and the art of war

Then practise what you've read!!!!

If you are a woman, just be a cheerful giver!!

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