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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why Should I Hire You? What To Say In Your Interview by DICKtator: 7:00am On Sep 11, 2016
Mynd44:
The answer to this question is quite simple.

"Because I need money as I am hungry and jobless"

Never knew you were jobless.

So this Buharinomics dey affect Seun too!!!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why Should I Hire You? What To Say In Your Interview by DICKtator: 6:57am On Sep 11, 2016
"Why should you hire me?"

Ermmm, because I applied,i'm hungry and hungerbad.

I fit adultnap you.

Das why

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Phones / Re: Is There Any Adverse Effect Of Updating Phones? by DICKtator: 6:53am On Sep 11, 2016
Yesooooo!!

Don't update your phone!!
It would begin to be cold, have headache and fever!!

If this symptom persist for more than 7 days, consult your doctor!!!


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Education / Re: What Happens When Your Course..is Nt Accredited? by DICKtator: 6:53am On Sep 11, 2016
Choose another course?

Change university?
How can you be an undergraduate and can't figure this out?

Or did you overgraduate?

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Politics / Re: Former Enugu Governor, Sullivan Chime Not Dead – Government Sources by DICKtator: 6:24am On Sep 11, 2016
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Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed Plagiarized ‘Change Begins With Me’ From Proposal Submitted To Him by DICKtator: 8:13pm On Sep 10, 2016
Evangdanyno2017:
My dr nt only u, we did somtin 4 our governor sent thru commisner 4 info. This man erase our nam and placed his nam as the owner of d idear. I used my semister sch fees 4 dat project, nt even a okobo was given aftr he used for governor. I kno God cannt fail and he rward evry man accordin 2 his/her works

So what lesson(s) have you learnt from this?

Hope you now know that an idea can be protected once you speak with a proprietary or whatever they are called lawyer!!!

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Politics / Re: Operation Zero Potholes Working In Anambra State by DICKtator: 8:06am On Sep 10, 2016
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Sports / Re: Blessing Okagbare Celebrates Her 28th Birthday Today by DICKtator: 8:05am On Sep 10, 2016
I pee bed day!!!!


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Travel / Re: AfricaRanking: 20 Worst Slums In Africa. by DICKtator: 7:15am On Sep 10, 2016
What of Brazil?

I mean it should make the appendix since India, Mexico and Haiti did!!

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Business / Re: Amancio Ortega Overtakes Bill Gates As The Richest Man In The World by DICKtator: 6:52am On Sep 10, 2016
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NSE Recruitment Job Portal Launched Ahead Of Transparent Recruitment Process by DICKtator: 6:46am On Sep 10, 2016
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Phones / Re: Airline Passengers Warned Not To Switch On, Charge, Samsung Galaxy Note 7 Phones by DICKtator: 6:44am On Sep 10, 2016
Who still uses a Note 7 after Samsung has requested that it should be returned and their market share capitalisation is on the decline cos of this?
That person should be flogged!!!

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Education / Re: Parents Protest, Caution Ekiti University Against Extortion by DICKtator: 6:40am On Sep 10, 2016
I actually thought all these post UME or what-have-you has been discontinued!!!

See what Fayose has caused now.

Nothing but confusion and discombobulation!!!!!

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Car Talk / Re: Fuel Consumption Ratio; Six Plugs Vs Four Plugs by DICKtator: 6:40am On Sep 10, 2016
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Career / Re: 9 Things Successful Women Never Do by DICKtator: 6:36am On Sep 10, 2016
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Properties / Re: Nuli Juice Update: Tenants Were Actually Aware Of The "X" Sign On The Structure by DICKtator: 6:36am On Sep 10, 2016
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Politics / Re: PHOTO: Buhari And Saraki At Jumat Service by DICKtator: 4:27pm On Sep 09, 2016
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: "Meet Me At Mega Hilton Hotel": An Interviewer Told Me. I Have Suffered by DICKtator: 4:23pm On Sep 09, 2016
euchaaria:
See What An Interviewer Sent To Me!i Have Suffered.


I am literally in tears...
Went to an interview yesterday, answered all my quesiand was feeling like tuface and was really expecting a call up from the firm..
I checked my mail this morning and saw this nonsense from one of the interviewers..

cry cry

What has this country turned into...
Joblessness + being broke one of the things that make people think twice about life

* I cropped his mail and number..

crym

Cc:izzou


Please set him up.

Wished you didn't bring this to NL. He may be a member
You should've orchestrated a plan well and set him up.
Don't delete the mail or message.
If you had GoPro or those camera glasses,everything would just be fine

And to think that you are not even close to beautiful!!!


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Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed Pictured In A Queue For #ChangeBeginsWithMe by DICKtator: 2:53pm On Sep 09, 2016
Scamming!!!


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Politics / Re: Jummai Alhassan Meets Parents Of Chibok Girls by DICKtator: 12:40pm On Sep 09, 2016
Wait!!

Are we still looking for the Chibok girls?

But APC said that as soon as they entered power they would...............


Hmmmmmm..............

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Politics / Re: FG Inaugurates Water Project In Otuoke, Bayelsa by DICKtator: 5:33pm On Sep 08, 2016
Wooow!!!!

This is a welcome development by the Jonathan administration!!!

But I don't think it is fair if it is only his constituency that he seeks to provide for because he is the president of all and not just Otuoke.

Kudos to GEJ for this laudable achievement!!.

Is it Namadi Sambo that would commission it upon completion?


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Nairaland / General / Re: The Tallest Man And Woman Ever In The World (photos And Videos) by DICKtator: 5:27pm On Sep 08, 2016
Hahahaha a

That's the guy in Rush Hour ,I think 2?

Dealt with Chris Tucker that cannot differentiate Mei from me and Yu from You!!!!

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Science/Technology / Re: Russian Daldykan River Turns Blood-Red Sparking Biblical Plague Fears by DICKtator: 4:06pm On Sep 08, 2016
Someone turned the river to wine!!!

I'm on my way with my golden chalice, wanna drink till stupor!!!



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Crime / Re: Sports Betting: Man In Uyo Hangs Himself Over N22,000 Loss by DICKtator: 1:33pm On Sep 08, 2016
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Entertainment / Re: Oyinbo Teenager Addicted To Dabbing (Video) by DICKtator: 1:27pm On Sep 08, 2016
vectoh:
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Please I don't know/understand what you mean or what you typed

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Romance / Re: Couple Who Were Classmates In Primary School Wed (Photos) by DICKtator: 1:24pm On Sep 08, 2016
Hahahaha!!!!

Hmmmmmm......

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Celebrities / Re: Davido: I Have Done My Part & My Best , I Am Sorry To All My True Fans by DICKtator: 12:53pm On Sep 08, 2016
TrapQueen77:
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Oohhh gosh... His dimpleeeeeeeeeez makes my knees so weak...

I want my next boo to have cute dimples like Davido.. kiss grin

Your next boo?

Your current boo reading this now and wondering, "where did I get it so wrong?"

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Entertainment / Re: Oyinbo Teenager Addicted To Dabbing (Video) by DICKtator: 12:45pm On Sep 08, 2016
blessedvisky:
Lol. Reminds me of a certain NL mod. He bans without provocations. Just seeing you post grin on his thread is enough to earn you 2016 years ban. undecided. Mod, thou knowest thyself. Change thy ways, for thy nation is in d era of change!! !

You better Mynd what you type here if you don't want 44 years ban!!!

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Entertainment / Re: Oyinbo Teenager Addicted To Dabbing (Video) by DICKtator: 12:44pm On Sep 08, 2016
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Family / Re: Are Nigerian Men Scared Of Having A Will? by DICKtator: 12:42pm On Sep 08, 2016
When there is a will, there will always be a way!!

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Politics / Re: Osagie Ize-Iyamu Was Rusticated - Oshiomhole by DICKtator: 12:38pm On Sep 08, 2016
Wooow!!

Polithiefcians are extremely stupid , and their followers are no exceptions!!!

Oshiomole claims the returns from Bendel Brewery wasn't placed in government coffers but was siphoned by the opposition while in power

A right thinking government would set up a panel to investigate this and submit or forward it to EFCC/ICPC for further investigations

But he either cannot substantiate the claim or he must've been a beneficiary of the claim!!!!

If you are privy to such information, why don't you use it against the opposition to silence them?

Silly jokers!!!!

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Politics / Re: NAF Conducts Exercise Steel Dome At Nnamdi Azikiwe Airport,Abuja(photos) by DICKtator: 12:25pm On Sep 08, 2016
Next time use spray paint gun and see how many civilians and soldiers would "die" before the rescue is successful!!

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