Someone said Apostle would buy her another one!!!

Apostle must hear of this!!!

I will tell Apostle!!

; D

Who is Banky W?

doingood:
Plz what did this girl gave to apostle that would make him give her a Jeep and estate. Are all girls not having the same thing?

That bomb a.ssss P

And the mouth must be good too. Better than Monica Lewinsky's

Power of the P.

No .
She isn't the one on her dp.

She adores the girl on her dp

onila:


how can you say that to a girl you are trying to get into a relationship with

You still on this type of shi.tt?

Damn. A leopard doesn't change its skin!!!

DonHummer:
I no send them but I can tell a lie when I see one, Churchill is well connected he won't sit back and let his name to be rubbished by tontolet
How did she single handedly destroy 15000 dollars worth of property just like that, how can she break a safe, Na so ee easy? even locally made safe no be beans and I knw Churchill safe won't be anyhow safe na.
But Tonto beta shut up cos you can't win this war.

The op ,Tonto's hussy and the sidechick and her sister may be on the same team.
Do your research.......

sleeknick:
*in NAS voice * welcome back! Welcome back!! Welcome baaaaaacK!!!!!

Why Nas's voice and not Mase?

Any particular reason?

There are also all season tyre which works well for all seasons

But like someone mentioned, the blame game should also rest on the government that do not have a standardized procedure through its agencies( Customs and FRSC)

Niyuu:
You do not insult me. You just don't.

Shut up!!

Emmmm,..........


I'll stick to flipping burgers at McDonald's

HarveySpecter1:
Stupidity is when you spend time watching idle people. Successful people have no time for such. No wonder most Nigerians have redundant brains

Your opinion is not totally correct. Don't be conclusive and try to think like there is no box!!!

Not necessary.

And Stanbic cannot be mentioned in the top 4 banks in Nigeria.
Shareholders reading like........

No declare profit and dividend bonus next AGM, you go see....

maximunimpact:
Round peg on a square hole, later peeps like u'll blame the govt of not performing based on same formular that gave u d job. One qualified worker has just missed a slot for a mediocre

I kind of agree with this. In fact, in audit this is a risk in itself and may expose the company to material misstatement or fraud,due to the lack of knowledge of the internal/compliance auditor

mayorchelsea:
Good day guys, I got a job which I'm not exactly trained or qualified for. I've never worked in this capacity before and the firm has placed the responsibility of creating that department on me and expect me to do well over the next six months. I turned down a marketing offer and they asked me the other roles I think I'll do well. I mentioned internal control/auditing and was asked to write what i know about the roles.

They were impressed with the write-up and I'll be working as internal auditor/compliance officer in a microfinance bank. I know I can check the job functions on Google but I need practical tips,materials,videos etc to succeed from experienced persons and/or persons who studied auditing/internal control as a course or have worked in similar sector before as compliance officer,thanks in advance.Lalasticlala,abeg help my ministry to progress to permanent site.

Lool

While I would congratulate you on your new found position,I want to emphasize that this job function is not easy as it may seem
I am surprised that HR and board can appoint someone without experience to oversee such an important department.
As an internal auditor/compliance officer, you must know EVERY thing/processes/procedures about all the departments (nature of the business) to be able to identify risk areas and mitigate against its occurrence. You should also be able to carry out compliance and substantive test among other tasks you would be involved in.
I presume you have an accounting degree or something similar for you to have been given this role or else, teller/cashiers and HoPs would use you to play ping pong.
Be sharp and smart as you undertake this position. Diplomatic and tough when conducting your duties.

Good luck, ....

HardMirror:

Do you watch south park?

Who doesn't?

Buchika:
I read a fictional novel " climate of
hell" it's about a fugitive war time German doctor who hides in different countries of South America. The Israeli mossad were looking for him because of the atrocities committed in a concentration camp.
from what op wrote here it's like they are talking about the same doctor.
didn't know it's a true life story, so scary.

Yes. I think it was him

He even did face reconstruction to avoid arrest.


I believe he was caught in Argentina (?)

Explorers:
Mengele did a number of medical experiments of unspeakable horror at Auschwitz, using twins.

it's estimated that he examined around 3,000.

These twins as young as five years of age were usually sewn together, murdered after the experiment was over, and their bodies dissected.

Once Mengele's assistant rounded up 14 pairs of Gypsy twins during the night.

Mengele placed them on his polished marble dissection table and putthem to sleep. He then proceeded to inject chloroform into their hearts, killing them instantaneously.

Mengele then began dissecting and meticulously noting each and every piece of the twins' bodies.

At Auschwitz Mengele did a number of twin studies, and these twins were usually murdered after the experiment was over and their bodies dissected.

He supervised an operation by which two Gypsy children were sewn together to create Siamses twins; the hands of the children became badly infected where the veins had been resected.

Human centipede inspired by this

myfantasies:
Op i did not read all dat

But i shave every week cos i am very hairy person

Just two weeks without shaving dat place will look like sambisa forest

Can i grab you by the Pu see?

Hope the vow includes catching the perpetrators of the killings in his state too

Calm down Lalasticlala and chop your snake meat with Orijin abeg!!!!.

anything fit happen between now and 28th!!

It is still around 8:00p.m.

27th never pass so chill first.

then talk about this tomorrow!!!

Flyingngel:
Pls i will make this very brief. Since when i got married to my wife i have tried to be helpful in the home front but it seem she want to capitalize on that.

She has been doing these many times and i overlook, yesterday own got me mad which i begin thinking if marrying is bad. I came back frm work and she ask me to help her with our baby which i did; but when she came she now told me that i am going to cook the soup, which i told her it has been long i did that rather she can tell what what do - like preparing the ingredients then she will cook. Pls note i wake up everyday by 5am wash d plate, sweep the house and d outside even wash her cloth anything she can't.
Yesterday she said if i don't cook which i stood my ground, then we are going to sleep empty stomach and that was what she did.
My people pls is there any wrong i have done. I am a faithful husband, i assist her in anyway i can but she alway want me to submit to everything she says.
Pls help me with ur opinion because i am weak.

Modified: to those that says am lying, well it is up to you to believe but i need ur opinion. I seldom post since 2012 i registered officially here.

If u are not married, pls pray to whatever God that u serve to give u a woman that understand and respect u no matter the circumstances.

thorpido:
Why are women generally not patient with their daughters?
My daughter cries when the mum is bathing her but whenever I have to do it,it's a peaceful time.

Emm, perhaps cos of Oedipus complex?

And for the ladies, Elektra complex?

I really dunno.

Check well, I am sure that they also engage in fraudulent election services

All lawyers go to hell

Sarcasm!!

Wooow
Because she cannot cook amala, he scored her 95%?.
After telling him she was not yoruba?
At times, it is this type of insensitive attitude that can make the elderly ones lose their respect.
But kudos to the lady,she took it in good faith

hustla242:


Common bro not everyone is an illiterate. How you can sell China Rolex to New York jewellers who use microscopes I'd love to really get myself to believe you but can't.

To the point op: it depends on your appetite for risk. You seem like you have a ready made high end market. If I were you, I'd go into jewelries bit by bit but also sell on hair cuts etc. to the same clientele. In business, relationship is everything.

Damn, I read that too and was confused. How do you take fake Rolex to an original retailer and they wouldn't do due diligence and even call the cops for piracy? But you never can tell, anything is possible!!