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Romance / Re: Did I Handle This Well? by diiphillipo(m): 3:53pm On Oct 27, 2017
iamJ:
u self

Next time, buy all of them ice cream, its the same amount u will spend for a meal for her alone


As for that girl, call her apologize, take her and her friends out, make them happy, invite her to ur house, collect receipt wink for the money u spent, then come out of the bathroom and call a girl faking that its ur real babe, tell the girl that you're calling that u love her, after the call, when the odeku is looking at u shocked, ask her what she is still doing there and tell her to get lost


She will never forget u wink


Guy code 102 never allow a woman have the last word, unless her last word is the last word u want



this guy is the SI unit of brutality
Romance / Re: Did I Handle This Well? by diiphillipo(m): 3:57pm On Oct 23, 2017
ScotFree:
You did what you had to do!

The girl didn't like you in the first place, she just saw you as a means for lunch that afternoon. If she liked you, she would want to be alone and listen to what you had to say to her. But No, she brings her hungry friends along to suck you dry as maga.

Some fools will comes here to tell me she brought her friends as extra security. What extra security? They were meeting in a public eatery. That's security enough.

Girls here would know i'm telling the truth. If they are interested in a guy, they'd go on a date with him alone.

Good Job Guy.

Exactly, not like it was by force to join me, she should have declined and i won't kill her[color=#000099][/color]
Properties / Re: Fire Resisting Paint by diiphillipo(m): 3:54pm On Oct 23, 2017
andreweb:
It's high time we start holding Nigerian politicians responsible


bros, you smoke ni[color=#770077][/color]
Properties / Fire Resisting Paint by diiphillipo(m): 3:43pm On Oct 23, 2017
Please, architects and civil engineers in the house, do anyone know anything about fire resisting or protecting paints?

please help a brother


pm me please lets talk bizness
Properties / Fire Resisting Paint by diiphillipo(m): 3:38pm On Oct 23, 2017
Please, architects and civil engineers in the house, do anyone know anything about fire resisting or protecting paints?

please help a brother


pm me please lets talk bizness
Properties / Design Software Help by diiphillipo(m): 3:11pm On Oct 23, 2017
Please, who can help me with design softwares lke staadpro, etabs, revit architecture, revit structure, antlantis or civi cad........



luizfillipo@gmail.com
Romance / Did I Handle This Well? by diiphillipo(m): 2:19pm On Oct 23, 2017
Sometime in September i met a babe i was tripping for and i tried being her friend because i prefer a little bit of friendship before diving into dating. Trying to be a good guy, i invited her for an outing, on the said day, i was waiting inside the eatery for her suddenly i saw her enter with two other babes, i was disappointed but i kept my cool. As God would have it, the eatery is such that you have to approach the counter to make your order, and as a gentleman, i am used to pulling a chair for my bae and then asking her what she wants, then i do the ordering and serve her so on this occasion, i asked her what she wanted, ordered for her, brought it to her and she was asking what about her friends, i calmly explained that i don't know them and i don't give gifts to strangers who aren't stranded or distressed. Shew got up angrily and left with her friends while i calmly asked that they package the food for my neigbhour's dog, sgt roger.

Guy's if you were in my shoes, will you do the same thing?

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Romance / Which Comes First by diiphillipo(m): 1:04pm On Oct 23, 2017
Which of this is supposed to be first?
visiting the girl's parent before proposing or proposing before visitation?
Romance / Why I Am Scared Of Sleeping In The Same Room With Guys. by diiphillipo(m): 2:40pm On Oct 04, 2017
Some years ago, as a student, we as guys especially from Niger Delta in my lodge do things together, we are fond of sleeping in each other's rooms and we do eat together. One fateful evening after loading Eba and egusi mixed with okro soup, we all slept off.
Whenever i am seriously pressed at night, i mostly do have an erection to go with it until i use the loo. So that night same thing happened and immediately i became conscious, i felt a hand wrapped around my manhood, like those porn stars do hold it ( most people here can relate since they might be conversant with porn film.......... i know lalasticlala and co go begin swear say em never even hear of porn before) and he was hold it so film like gigi Buffon holding unto a match ball, i gave his hand a very big slap not minding if it yanks off my rod, and i quietly negotiated my way out of the room to mine. From then onwards, i kept to my room, if i am not alone, i do sleep with 2 or 3 shorts and atimes even wears jean trousers when with guys. lightening can't strike me twice
Romance / Re: Please, Did I Do Anything Wrong? by diiphillipo(m): 2:17pm On Oct 04, 2017
Franky826:


Dude are you not a gentleman that you claim to be?

She is a visitor for crying out loud. Unless I presume something transpired between the lines which you forgot to spill.


It's either you or her have some unresolved anger before your whole drama.

Still don't add up for me.

At least am not the only one attesting to this

boss, i might not be a gentleman, neither have i said i am one, nothing untowards transpired and all the times she is visiting me i don't even initiate handshakes let alone a hug

come to think of it, if it is about the "something", don't you think the cold night would have allowed us lose guard and mess up?
Romance / Re: Please, Did I Do Anything Wrong? by diiphillipo(m): 1:44pm On Oct 04, 2017
Franky826:
Why didn't you take your clothing to the other room and change it there?

Y'all churning out half baked stories and it doesn't taste good.


Next!
the problem with your kind is you feel everyone is addicted to churning out half baked epistles like you.

besides, she asked me to exit the room while she wanted to do ordinary make-up while i willing gave her space when she was about bathing, so what is wrong if i ask for same?
Romance / Share Your Romantic Harrassment Experiences by diiphillipo(m): 1:38pm On Oct 04, 2017
I had to write GCE because i failed mathematic during my school cert. On getting to the area after some mix up, i had a guy who accommodated me, immediately i entered their compound there was a young gal of about 16 smiling sheepishly at me. As a young cat that saw fresh fish, i sharpally asked her out and she accepted meanwhile she had earlier rejected my host.
na so love take start o, until one fateful evening while she was with me in the room and the mum's voice rang out like sagem phones of those days,i stylish came out, sat by the door and kept watch, somehow she sneaked out and i was relieved.
But my relief was short-lived the next morning whn she told me her step-brother flogged her because one man ratted us out, all because he no longer has access to her privates since she fell in love with me and she has refused helping him cooked since that was the logic he used in sneaking the gal into his slaughter slab legally. then she said, her bro said, he is coming to deal with us, na so fear grip me because i be pikin for where the bros dey, and i heard he was a super duper cultist at Auchi poly then.
So a few days later while sweeping the room, someone just lifted the curtains and asked " na you dey this room?
I was silent and as he was vibrating like a block molding machine, my host walked in from the bathroom just because he forgot his sponge and he said raking in return, shouting "who is J (babe's name), is J even a girl one should date" all those stuff.
he say " guy clear road make we dey see front jare" so the guy accompanied him to the bathroom, holding ontop the towel he was tying while people where trying to calm them down and before you could say Lalasticlala, na so better slap land for my guy face, Instantly, the earth was without form and voice and darkness was upon the face of the deep while tears was streaming down my guy's face and that was how the whole issue was resolved with my guy's face
Romance / Re: Please, Did I Do Anything Wrong? by diiphillipo(m): 12:58pm On Oct 04, 2017
whitebeard:
Arrh come on, op dont mind her, I kinda feel like your story ain't complete, something must have happened before then for her to behave like that..! I do t understand ladies, but I am just taking based on the little I know..!


nothing, and i meant nothing happened besides she is not tempting enough to be able to break my boundaries
Romance / Re: Please, Did I Do Anything Wrong? by diiphillipo(m): 12:55pm On Oct 04, 2017
madridguy:
Person throw passing to you and you ignore it tongue
lwkmd....... i no dey for my yam no done na
Romance / Re: Please, Did I Do Anything Wrong? by diiphillipo(m): 12:54pm On Oct 04, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin

But during her "SLEEPOVER" did u both have SKIN TO SKIN and did some hanky panky? wink

If YES (but u dont wanna "add" her to ur body count), then why ur shy after the nxt day? Are u hiding sumtin u dont want her to see? grin

If NO (nothing happened but we're almost there tongue) , then maybe she is curious what are u hiding underneath those thin fabrics grin

no, there was no reason to do that
Romance / Re: Guy Don't Be Useless by diiphillipo(m): 12:25pm On Oct 04, 2017
grin grin :Dcry dey hungry me grin
Romance / Please, Did I Do Anything Wrong? by diiphillipo(m): 12:22pm On Oct 04, 2017
I had this friend i have known for like 5 years, and she came visiting this past week and had to sleep over due to the rain. The next morning, when i was about changing my clothing, i asked her to excuse me and go to the sitting room, of which she got angry and has refused picking my calls. She was like, you mean you can change in front of me? Is there anything wrong with what i did?

Mind you, i don't wanna add her to my body count because it is mounting like Nigeria's problem
Crime / Re: We Targeted Politicians Who Stole Money – Hajia, Robbers’ Informant by diiphillipo(m): 8:08am On Nov 19, 2016
make senses but why police catch em na?







in other news, ya all welcome me on here


i no go complain if una add one or two okpekes as my welcome offering

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Politics / Re: Uzor Kalu Didn't Join APC, APC Rather Joined Uzor Kalu by diiphillipo(m): 7:58am On Nov 19, 2016
guy is overdosed on fermented burukutu

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