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mwenhen:
My passport has been delivered, I got the visa.
please can I travel with an expired TB certificate? Mine expires in few days.

Yes, you should, TB cert isn't required in the airport

Rynlesh:

I just checked airfrance, unfortunately there’s no flight going from abuja nor lagos till November on their website.
Thanks for the info.
I have actually booked with Ethiopian air. I will be flying from cotonuo.

Am Interested, can we journey together, where is your destination please

Please how do you guys plan going through Cotonou, please carry me along oo

TheAfrocalyse:


Same with me o! I left there not too long ago, visa issued.

Same with me too, I got it not too long ago

Rheminix:
just Go to tlscontact.com (Official website) a,nd then u will see where u have to pick Nigeria as a country u are traveling from and den united Kingdom , this takes u to to a page where u will have to choose the centre u picked for the appointment (Abuja,Ikeja or VI) and then u will get updates .....buh i checked for info today. they are still closed..

Thank you

Please who knows if TLS office in Victoria island is open

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Headlesschicken:
you are so used to phucking women wivout condom,dat was wat made u phuck her wivout even though she x now yuh ex,its very obvious dat d gal has plans 4u,she simply wants to trap u,tell her dt u recently found out dt madness runs in yuh family,wen next u meet her in public,try 2provoke her,n if she utters any silly word,beat her up in public n go stark n@ked while doing it,wen yuh done i promise she wld go n abort dat baby n nva disturb yuh life agn....tnk me lerra

I pray may your sister be treated like that

SUPOL:
Are u reporting ur driver to us? That he gave bribe to d police or don't u know that both d giver n d receiver are both criminally responsible in d case of bribery n corruption. Pls tell ur driver to stop bribing d police and allow them to do there job. If I see that ur driver I will arrest him first before going for d name u dropped here.

do u know d power of a gun?

kidman96:


30 checkpoints in less than 5 hours... You people will just pick up ur phone and type unsubstantiated lies about the Nigeria Police then dump here and cc. Lalasticlala and the next thing its on front page. It is a disgrace to this forum and I am personally disappointed at lalasticlala. You dont seem to understand the power of information because if you do you wouldn't allow unconfirmed reporting or write ups from unknown individuals or unknown media platform head straight to front page. Is nairaland a dump? This has to stop.

You can ban for the next 10years that's ur problem.



#shame.

you think m jobless to come and type that and u calling it a lie

you know what , do me a favour , pass thru dat route tomorrow, den come and give me feedback

kidman96:


30 checkpoints in less than 5 hours... You people will just pick up ur phone and type unsubstantiated lies about the Nigeria Police then dump here and cc. Lalasticlala and the next thing its on front page. It is a disgrace to this forum and I am personally disappointed at lalasticlala. You dont seem to understand the power of information because if you do you wouldn't allow unconfirmed reporting or write ups from unknown individuals or unknown media platform head straight to front page. Is nairaland a dump? This has to stop.

You can ban for the next 10years that's ur problem.



#shame.

Do me a favour

lrdval:
Fraudpoint,but still a hustling ground. The salary of this people do not worth their stress. Commot eye for them. Abeg

how many people's salary worth the stress in Nigeria, is that an indication that every Nigerian must hustle on a wrong foot

cc; lalasticlala front page please , this is a society menace that need to be curb

My fellow nairalanders, I was baffled yesterday on my way coming from Lagos state to Ekiti state, starting from osun, I encountered close to 30 checkpoint till will get to iyin Ekiti precisely, and all of this checkpoint ensure they collected cashes ranging from 50 naira to 200 naira.

It got to a particular point, we met some soldiers in one of the checkpoint, there was a fire burning at the other end of the road almost getting to the main road were we and other cars queued as ordered by the soldiers, and lo and behold, we passengers started screaming, let us get out from this fire area, the next thing their superior will say is , "WHO SCREAMED? EVERYBODY OYA COME DOWN" I was shocked, all because of 50 naira

Another checkpoint we got to , a particular policeman was even telling the driver when he said he has no 50 naira "I CAN SEE THE 100 NAIRA IN YOUR POCKET, I WILL GIVE YOU 50 NAIRA CHANGE". I opened my mouth for five minutes and couldn't close it. I was forced to read the name on his tag , he goes by the name "OGUNSEMOYIN" couldn't decipher the other name on the tag.

My question is, when will T. Fare not Increase because of this theives in uniform?


you cant say you want to come downtown and go back to Lagos the same day, it is not possible, because thus riff Raff's succeeded in wasting 2 hours of my time on the road, a journey of 5 hours eventually took 7 hours due to incessant stopping on the road

and my conclusion is should we blame iron buhari regime or selfish nature of this humans?

Snow5:

Because you be woman... Lols

no be so oo my bro, he is a pastor I can ascertain his integrity

Chukwumeremeze:



You are a 'wifey' in the making!

And I find this your advice below sublime:



Save 20k out of that 40k every month, I know its hard but just try. Pay your tithe, then out of the remainder, use halve for transport and the other halve for feeding, manage very well and you will enjoy your 40k

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40k isn't d problem, d problem is not having a good spending habit,


do me a favour, save 20k out of dat 40 e very month, I know its hard but try, pay ur tithe, d remains, use half for transport, d oda half for feeding , manage very well nd u will enjoy ur 40k, is not everyday u will be eating chicken, supplement with crayfish and ponmo, before dey say my own too much #lols...send me an email, motunaj@gmail.com, I will show u aw u can be rich with d 40k

my BOSS is a great boss I can say it anywhr, just got the Job middle of December, nd I ask him today to give me 5 days of to go nd collect a document In my school, he didn't even blink an eye before saying okay, he was even saying will d 5 days be enough, I was shocked truly, God bless all dose good bosses out dere

Gflat:
Giving yourself hope wouldn't revive the ponzi scheme you indulged in with a 100% accuracy. You were gullible once don't be myopic now.

IMAGINE: MMM is back but we want to pay the poor ones first (those with 50k and below)

Nigerians are the most irrational set of lazy heads who depends on free cash for survival.

Try to make them see the fact about MMM being a ponzi (scam) scheme then they come at you with their myopic and wretched people mentality like:

"is it your money?"

" Why do people get angry while others are making it?"

Mr, you are not making it, in fact you are dumber than you were because before you indulged into MMM your brain was working around the clock trying to figure out means to an end but now you are relaxed with the hope that "I will get Gh/Ph (I don't even care what it is called) by the end of the month.

Is that not the stupidest thing ever?


Please show me without making references to your uncle who we know doesn't have a reputation or your ghost friend who we don't give a Bleep about.

Can you Show me One person who got wealthy through ponzi schemes.

Please don't make references to that bald headed guilder of whatever you guys call it and I hope your brain is working well enough for you to know the difference between riches and wealth.


After waiting carefully for 1hour nobody could answer that question they were only abusing


MMM participants are even dumber than I thought. I mean you can't even mention just one person? I Mean just one

Funny thing is pastors even encourage their church while imam are encouraging their members to indulge in this! Talk about reaping where you didn't sow

See that first guy to quoted my comment, his likes are much more than mine because he is the MMM warrior and people supported his myopic comment even though it seemed like a kindergarten kid typing. He obviously wasn't thinking before he typed that because his brain has been flushed down the toilet along with his sense of money

Jesus fücking Christ!

nd d moment u said fucking with Christ, I lost hope in ur sanity

We are now open!!! :-))

Dear members,

The holidays are over, and we''re now open. Just as promised. (You might have already noticed that we always stick to our promises. :-)) Actually, we promised to be open on January 14, but we''re open now, January 13, as you can see, which is a day earlier. (Well, I hope, the members of the System will forgive us for that. :-))

It''s related to the hysteria raised by the authorities and the mass media around MMM. By joining forces, they''ve managed to nearly give the members of the System a heart attack and have frightened them out of their wits. Poor souls don''t know what to expect. Will we open again or not? :-))

This is why we''ve decided, considering the situation, to reach out to the members, reassure and cheer them up by opening a little earlier. After all, Together We Can Change The World! :-))

Here we go.

1. As of this notice, MMM resumes its usual operation. You can now create your GH-requests.

2. However, it''s obvious that panic will reign in the first few days after the re-opening of the System. We’re likely to be deluged by GH-requests. Therefore, we''re going to make gradual paybacks by setting internal output limits. In other words, we will only pay a certain amount per day. Please, be prepared to wait for a couple of days. We are certain things will then calm down, and the System operation will return to normal.

We''re the ones setting the limits, so it''s completely under our control, and we are not expecting any emergencies in principle. Have no fear and go on about your business as usual. :-))

As the System is socially oriented, we will make paybacks to the poor and the economically disadvantaged in the first place: it means to the members with small PH amounts. The richer can wait. Moreover, we''ve warned you repeatedly to only provide help with amounts that are not critical for you. Therefore, if these large amounts are not critical for them (the richer), they can wait a few days. No need to be tragic about it. :-))

This is the way it''s going to be.

Hoping for your kind understanding, Sergey Mavrodi. We Change The World!

P. S. I''d like again to call on the authorities and the mass media: Please, leave us alone! Have mercy on people.

nd I still pass dis bridge last week esheyy baba!!
d bridge dey always fear me

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