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Family / Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by diphena: 4:58pm On Dec 06, 2014
[quote author=SuperMartins post=28636318]If You Didnt You These ... Nawa, Where You Grow??

― If you didn't kill earthworms with salt.
― If you didn't play with rubber bands.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on
the bed.
― If you didn't go to steal cashew and guava in the
next street and the owner's dog
comes through the backyard waiting for you to
come
down from the tree.
― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for
the lizards to take it and give you
new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your
hands and legs instead of bathing when going to
school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a
kite.
- If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with
sand.
- If u didn't write your name on paper and insert it into
your pen so that no one will
steal it.
- If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see
when the lights went off.
- If you never waved at white birds
expecting your nails to be whiter
- If you never heard of a ghost dat stays under mango
trees at nights
- If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and
called it ur car!
- If you didnt mix garri n sugar in your
pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If you never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.
-if you never steal a meat 4rm pot.
-If you never bath inside bathroom and went out
naked, with your
cloth in ur hands.

Then I guess your Childhood wasn't
Fun...... cheesy[/quote sad grin grin grin cheesy cheesy]This is really crazy , old times

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Family / Re: My Husband Is Flirting.... by diphena: 4:34pm On Dec 06, 2014
SAMBARRY:
Smh. Hiaannnm
Nice 1" SAMBARRY"really truer]
Family / Re: After Childbirth How Long Can You Wait Before Sexual Intercourse??? by diphena: 2:38pm On Nov 24, 2014
dosht:
Mine was after three weeks
The stiched vee even tore again
Chai! I allowed him cos he has no where to go cool



Sorry oo

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Celebrities / Re: If You Had A Chance To Date A Celebrity Who Would It Be? by diphena: 2:20pm On Nov 24, 2014
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