makydebbie:
Honestly, I wasn't comfortable so I had to stay and I left just before offering time. Make I no waste my cedis.
Better complete your last sentence.

Lwkm
Chai! I like make person get sense like this. For that same congregation person go still drop hin last cedis, pass shortcut go house go soak garri o

See I'm tired of Africa, I'm going to my hometown

About the last sentence, me I no fit fight, I'm still on my blood tonic medication

makydebbie:
That's something I can't seem to fathom. Shey all the members na mumu or what?

Their mumu is on 4G LTE, e no fit fail

U even tried, staying to hear such message!
About the dedication, I'd rather not say more...

maberry:

This guy own madness na tear rubber o

As in chacha!

makydebbie:
LOL, all these fake pastors na dem sabi.

E dey always weak me... how come their congregations never sense 'foul play'?

There is probably more to it, but who am I to poke nose? Abeg join me make we sip small blackcurrant (sobo)

makydebbie:


This end time, 'pastors' will lead more people to hell than the devil.

I went to a church in Ghana for a friend's child dedication, and the pastor was preaching that adultery with condom is not a sin. That it becomes a sin when you do it raw. The useless men there were hailing the pastor.

Ahhh .... Chisox is lurd!


So if the condom breaks in the process? I don't even know what to say

I doubt if it has any implications, I do that a lot + I've seen a documentary on mythbusters; showing (with an experiment) that throwing ur gear into reverse while on a drive will eventually halt ur car before it starts to reverse with no damage (therefore even if u have an ish with ur brake on a free way, u can use ur reverse gear).
Although this is opposite the discussion, I believe it works just the same way in both scenarios!

opestein:
you see your life?

You see your life?

Lalas247:

Oya send if u wan send o

I don send am na, u wan dey whyne me abi?

ConcNiggress56:


Bad guy. sorry I don't give my email to broke ass niggas..

except you are Seun or the CEO.. I don't deal

Chisox is lurd

ConcNiggress56:


lol.. oga you can prepare all this with #500.

na your type go buy beer one crate and 20 packs of cigar..

shioor

Lmao... bet y are u angry?


Wait lemme guess, u dey vex say na the guy be 'ftc'?

Amarabae:
Why is Umahi not wearing an Igbo attire?
Is Agbada an Igbo attire?
The yoruba governor there is wearing a yoruba attire.
The Hausa governor is wearing an Hausa attire.
Why is Umahi an Igbo governor wearing Agbada instead of IsiAgu attire or AkwaOcha attire?
DEFEATIST MENTALITY.

Lool... it is well with you

younglleo:
dude below me might give a Bleep.. Ask him for one

And he did!

Yeye dey smell

Sadusky:
Will it take me to heaven

Yes it could...


U know how don't bother asking!

Lalas247:

The PM part

Ahan... impossible?

Lalas247:

I no say na joke u dey joke

Which part be the joke abeg?

Lalas247:

Tiring, urs?

Hectic + the weather is terrible

Lemme PM u biko

AgbenuAnna:
thank God you said winch and in chisox

Lool... changes nothing madam


God bless you with a broomstick

Flashh:
Maybe her babalawo told her, when you ask her how much she got the T-shirt, the juju go spoil. That's the reasons she was so furious you ask such question. Juju ti baje.
















Just kidding.



















I might be right though.

I'm with you sir

..

emmymdk:


Where?

No mind am na Nitel user

Kk

Preshiee:


Tried to send them to you but my message got blocked..are you sure this email address is correct?

Can u kindly send to me... dipznano@gmail.com #thanks

Mylestone:





tank u my broda...small tym dis rubbish will hit frontpage

Coman see, it yaff reach!

Kk

thegirlyoulike:
If you think you are ready, then go ahead. I love it when people get married early so you can grow with your children. I hope you have made a lot of investment because if you don't have any investment after all those things you listed up there, you are talking babash.

Even if he speaks the truth, don't you think 21 is too early? Like he might lack a little exposure?

Well I stand corrected...

blackbeau1:
I am fine. U?

Not bad...

BTW you're pretty

Lalas247:

Morning sir

Afternoon ma!

How's your day going?

Eastatlantaniqqa:
They want car mean while people who are orally ok don't have
SMH

In whose books is being articulate/verbal stated as a prerequisite for personal mobility


Early morning thunder fall on you

Nigerian police, wasting bullets since 1960 BC