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Celebrities / Re: Remi Fagbohun Reacts To Tiwa Savage's Failed Marriage by Djailer: 8:58pm On May 08, 2016
missyQween:



Seems like I was caught by the law too....And Now I am back but I can't remember where we are....Can u try and remember plsss

We make 2 of a kind then! cheesy
We were waiting for the dj to place us a slow dance song. I'm your angel, I think.
Family / Re: Your Marriage Is A Fraud! by Djailer: 10:44am On May 05, 2016
No hand can reach the hard disk of ugly files. No effacement is strong enough to undo the engravement. It's too late. It's beyong the redemption. Your files are still intact.
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Djailer: 5:44pm On May 04, 2016
postmann:
[b]We moving with the speed of sound
Blasting from the underground
Rhymes flowing like wind and space
Automatic missiles launch from the outer space

TEAMMIMZY on the frontline
Calling the shots we say when it's showtime
Now mirror mirror on the wall
Now's the time to make some draw
Who's the brightest of them all?
Oh
MIMZY MIMZY got it all
Your beauty knows no flaws
Flowing freely like some waterfall
Sweeping 'em like some wind on straw
Sipping on some wine chilling like Bukatyne
Niggas be dying with no medicine
Getting
MIMZYFIED like they saw some Flying Saucer
Niggaz be fumblin they got hit by this enigma
We be balling from the underground
Let the tributes speak when we come around
Oh Miss
Mimzy on the overdrive
Throttling home with the beauty prize
No seat belt fastened cos we off the hook
Bullet proof, broken loose, we breaking news




VOTE MIMZY MISS NAIRALAND 2016[/b]



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Celebrities / Re: Remi Fagbohun Reacts To Tiwa Savage's Failed Marriage by Djailer: 6:01pm On May 02, 2016
missyQween:
So...This whole issue never End....Tiwa and teebliz keep praying... Help is coming

Just before that dance, the law caught me and sent me away. Now I'm back, clean and freshly shaven.
Where were we?
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 10:04pm On Apr 26, 2016
missyQween:



Lol....How are u today?

I'm fine, Baathoul! You remembered our pending dance.. cheesy

You must have enjoyed your day, no doubt. So what song are we picking?
Family / Re: Your Marriage Is A Fraud! by Djailer: 5:13pm On Apr 26, 2016
Djailer:


Why the miss NL nomination thread? To get bans or blackmail some innocent candidate?
Hehehehe! Your tactics was poorly hatched.

Your file is one huge atrocious document and it's best opened when we'll have a full, undivided audience.

Go to the nomination thread and throw your punchlines, but I keep my disses ice cold till the queen takes her seat.

Then you'll be the most hunted man in this jungle called NL.
Family / Re: Your Marriage Is A Fraud! by Djailer: 4:26pm On Apr 26, 2016
RebelliousDark:


will you shut that cesspit you call mouth?. . .why are you always this stüpid around the clock?. . .
. . .it was edited because i was told offline by a Nairalander that highlighting all of that was unnecessary and i saw reason in it . .i realized i shouldn't be explaining myself to a vastly insignificant lunatic as yourself. . . .

have you taken your medication today? when did I ever say anything about 14 years old? have you started smoking Igbo? stop adhering to the imaginary voices in your head, you deranged nitwit. . . .

if you gain admission at 15 and add 4 years in Varsity to it = 19
simple calculations has become a behemoth task for you. . .
you have chronic mathematics disorder and your brain is nothing but a complex network of flatüs!!

unluckily for you i have your time today. . . .
quote me in the Miss NL nomination thread. . .i want your death public since your restive self has been clamouring for a e-fight from me. . . .
give me a mention there and do it with your postWĀNK account. . .

you are free to bring your clan of degenerates along to give you moral support. .

Why the miss NL nomination thread? To get bans or blackmail some innocent candidate?
Hehehehe! Your tactics was poorly hatched.

Your file is one huge atrocious document and it's best opened when we'll have a full, undivided audience.

Go to the nomination thread and throw your punchlines, but I keep my disses ice cold till the queen takes her seat.

Then you'll be the most hunted man in this jungle called NL.

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Family / Re: Your Marriage Is A Fraud! by Djailer: 4:03pm On Apr 26, 2016
RebelliousDark:


will you shut that effluvium you call mouth?. . .why are you always so stüpid around the clock?. . .
. . .it was edited because i was told offline by a Nairalander that highlighting all of that was unnecessary and i saw reason in it . .i realizes i shouldn't be explaining myself to a lunatic as yourself. . .

have you taken your medication today? when did I ever mention anything about 14 years old? stop listening to the imaginary voices in your head, you deranged gremlin. . .

if you gain admission at 15 + 4 years of study = 19
go


It's not yet time to defend yourself. Wait for the jury. You must think everyone suffer the same bloodline anencephalic disease like you.

Too late boy-thief, there's no escape route for you..

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 9:07pm On Apr 25, 2016
missyQween:


Let's take the dance with my headscarf grin

Then we must dance. I'll have another chance to see how your hair reflect under the light.
wink
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 5:15pm On Apr 25, 2016
missyQween:



Yea...A very bad girl... And I don't want to be smiley


So how do we improvise? For my must have this dance.
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 4:44pm On Apr 25, 2016
missyQween:
wink

Baathoul, how about a slow dance with your headscarf lying carelessly on the floor?
Will that make you a bad girl?
Romance / Re: Dear God Please Give Me A Foreign Guy by Djailer: 4:38pm On Apr 25, 2016
nitwitfabian:


Airsultan ignore this dude. Hes just caught up in some weird fantasyland, Acting, directing and producing his story in his head.
You just chose the airsultan guy over me. Very well then. I'll be a gentleman now.

So long, Nitty.
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 4:11pm On Apr 25, 2016
missyQween:



Oh....Now my heart is swelling up with love cheesy
grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 9:57am On Apr 25, 2016
missyQween:


7ferrari I think grin

You didn't specify which model, darling.
But I'll tell you this much; no Ferrari comes close to the smoothness of the ride I'll offer you in these times of emotional turbulence and treachery.
wink
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 8:28am On Apr 25, 2016
missyQween:



Oh...Sorry dear....I just replied the mention now

Ah! You pierce my heart with your evasiveness. The original mention hasn't been answered by you.
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 8:05am On Apr 25, 2016
[quote author=missyQween post=45017836][/quote]

Pretty Baattoul, I thought I left you a mention last night? Is this how you intend getting me to support your candidate?
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 8:00am On Apr 25, 2016
Vanquay:


For the record it's Kunta Kinte cheesy

You have lost your appeal, I gave you the chance to come up with something stupid_, original and creative. So far you only fulfilled the Stupid_ criterion.

I am Black, An economic destitute, Donald Trump, slave migrant.

You are not a smart one are you? shocked...you have been saying that for the past 2 pages... shocked

grin grin grin

Ever heard the saying "if it ain't broken why fix it".? This is the 2nd time you'd be pleading tacitly that I should change the angle of my punchlines. grin

Good trolls are psychologically sound, you lame kantakunte grin. You don't pick my weapons for me.

Now run to Auntie Hillary and see if you could tend her garden. She's your only shot at continuing your subhuman existence in the states.

I appreciate the correction on the kantakunte, but I'm not leaving you off the hook. I'll respond slower this morning, but I'll respond all the same.

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 1:24am On Apr 25, 2016
nubian999:



After All that it's still about Lanicky and MY opinion of her. You fools try too hard I swear. It's all for fun btw.... wink

Go get busy, love. I've forgiven you. Or you want to make me change my mind? .
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 12:46am On Apr 25, 2016
Vanquay:


Beautiful rubbish_= You are clearly insane if you think this stereotypes are true.

Bruh wire me your details I will send $170(That's the award right) if you promise to stop bullying people online.

Your antics have no effect on me I did this in the summer though with less malice you are just clearly lonely and bitter...Now listen to some Bob Marley to emancipate your Brain from Mental and stereotypical slavery.

So how did you earn 170 dollars when you type like this in a country where English is the first language? Your choice of diction is stamp-proof you're from the projects. grin The whiteman's burden. You all gang-voted Romney out when he threatened to put an end to your daily meal ticket.
grin grin
Sagged-jeans wearing, crack smoking, car jacker. I don't want your ill-gotten wealth.
grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 12:24am On Apr 25, 2016
Vanquay:


Lord this Nigga done lost his damn mind...You crack me up cheesy

I live in the best County in Maryland, I have equal rights please don't believe everything you see from yo 2004 Samsung TV...So are you going to apologize or continue displaying your frustration like a Las Vegas hooker s sagged tits_ cheesy

Now listen, you bloody Akata. When you're forced to defend yourself and your dignity, it only means your bones are made of lower density than the woman you came to defend.

What don't you want me to believe? That a black man's life is equated to a whiteman's dog in the clime you call home? You first generation bloody black immigrant, driven by hunger and greed.

Your best shot at life is either be an entertainer or a sports person. Cos from your write ups, you're just another uneducated wycliffe.

Talking of Las Vegas, you sound like a door man in one of those bar joints

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 12:15am On Apr 25, 2016
mimzy:

Can you please quit bullying ..please? cry cry

Please concentrate on your campaign and stay the hell outta my path. Or you want me to come after you?
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 12:10am On Apr 25, 2016
Vanquay:


Why do I have a feeling you are a Knight Bastard_?...I am black and proud so again GET TO THE FVCKING POINT.

I won't argue Race with you cuz you probably one Broke ass 37 year old typing from his Hamlet.

Just apologize to the Nubian queen, you had no right typing such words, in saner climes you would be in jail for that shit_

You're having delusions too soon, coldblooded retard. Why won't you argue race with me? That your life is off less value than a day old Mexican illegal immigrant?
Or that you walk the streets as a 4th class citizen all day, everyday.

You're the living statue of the slave trade era.

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