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Celebrities / Re: Remi Fagbohun Reacts To Tiwa Savage's Failed Marriage by Djailer: 8:58pm On May 08, 2016 |
missyQween: We make 2 of a kind then! We were waiting for the dj to place us a slow dance song. I'm your angel, I think. |
Family / Re: Your Marriage Is A Fraud! by Djailer: 10:44am On May 05, 2016 |
No hand can reach the hard disk of ugly files. No effacement is strong enough to undo the engravement. It's too late. It's beyong the redemption. Your files are still intact. |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Djailer: 5:44pm On May 04, 2016 |
postmann: 4 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Remi Fagbohun Reacts To Tiwa Savage's Failed Marriage by Djailer: 6:01pm On May 02, 2016 |
missyQween: Just before that dance, the law caught me and sent me away. Now I'm back, clean and freshly shaven. Where were we? |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 10:04pm On Apr 26, 2016 |
missyQween: I'm fine, Baathoul! You remembered our pending dance.. You must have enjoyed your day, no doubt. So what song are we picking? |
Family / Re: Your Marriage Is A Fraud! by Djailer: 5:13pm On Apr 26, 2016 |
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Family / Re: Your Marriage Is A Fraud! by Djailer: 4:26pm On Apr 26, 2016 |
RebelliousDark: Why the miss NL nomination thread? To get bans or blackmail some innocent candidate? Hehehehe! Your tactics was poorly hatched. Your file is one huge atrocious document and it's best opened when we'll have a full, undivided audience. Go to the nomination thread and throw your punchlines, but I keep my disses ice cold till the queen takes her seat. Then you'll be the most hunted man in this jungle called NL. 4 Likes |
Family / Re: Your Marriage Is A Fraud! by Djailer: 4:03pm On Apr 26, 2016 |
RebelliousDark: It's not yet time to defend yourself. Wait for the jury. You must think everyone suffer the same bloodline anencephalic disease like you. Too late boy-thief, there's no escape route for you.. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 9:07pm On Apr 25, 2016 |
missyQween: Then we must dance. I'll have another chance to see how your hair reflect under the light. |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 5:15pm On Apr 25, 2016 |
missyQween: So how do we improvise? For my must have this dance. |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 4:44pm On Apr 25, 2016 |
missyQween: Baathoul, how about a slow dance with your headscarf lying carelessly on the floor? Will that make you a bad girl? |
Romance / Re: Dear God Please Give Me A Foreign Guy by Djailer: 4:38pm On Apr 25, 2016 |
nitwitfabian:You just chose the airsultan guy over me. Very well then. I'll be a gentleman now. So long, Nitty. |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 4:11pm On Apr 25, 2016 |
missyQween: |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 9:57am On Apr 25, 2016 |
missyQween: You didn't specify which model, darling. But I'll tell you this much; no Ferrari comes close to the smoothness of the ride I'll offer you in these times of emotional turbulence and treachery. |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 8:28am On Apr 25, 2016 |
missyQween: Ah! You pierce my heart with your evasiveness. The original mention hasn't been answered by you. |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 8:05am On Apr 25, 2016 |
[quote author=missyQween post=45017836][/quote] Pretty Baattoul, I thought I left you a mention last night? Is this how you intend getting me to support your candidate? |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 8:00am On Apr 25, 2016 |
Vanquay: Ever heard the saying "if it ain't broken why fix it".? This is the 2nd time you'd be pleading tacitly that I should change the angle of my punchlines. Good trolls are psychologically sound, you lame kantakunte . You don't pick my weapons for me. Now run to Auntie Hillary and see if you could tend her garden. She's your only shot at continuing your subhuman existence in the states. I appreciate the correction on the kantakunte, but I'm not leaving you off the hook. I'll respond slower this morning, but I'll respond all the same. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 1:24am On Apr 25, 2016 |
nubian999: Go get busy, love. I've forgiven you. Or you want to make me change my mind? . |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 12:46am On Apr 25, 2016 |
Vanquay: So how did you earn 170 dollars when you type like this in a country where English is the first language? Your choice of diction is stamp-proof you're from the projects. The whiteman's burden. You all gang-voted Romney out when he threatened to put an end to your daily meal ticket. Sagged-jeans wearing, crack smoking, car jacker. I don't want your ill-gotten wealth. |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 12:24am On Apr 25, 2016 |
Vanquay: Now listen, you bloody Akata. When you're forced to defend yourself and your dignity, it only means your bones are made of lower density than the woman you came to defend. What don't you want me to believe? That a black man's life is equated to a whiteman's dog in the clime you call home? You first generation bloody black immigrant, driven by hunger and greed. Your best shot at life is either be an entertainer or a sports person. Cos from your write ups, you're just another uneducated wycliffe. Talking of Las Vegas, you sound like a door man in one of those bar joints 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 12:15am On Apr 25, 2016 |
mimzy: Please concentrate on your campaign and stay the hell outta my path. Or you want me to come after you? |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 12:10am On Apr 25, 2016 |
Vanquay: You're having delusions too soon, coldblooded retard. Why won't you argue race with me? That your life is off less value than a day old Mexican illegal immigrant? Or that you walk the streets as a 4th class citizen all day, everyday. You're the living statue of the slave trade era. |
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