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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Payback For Her Online Mischief by DkJay: 7:49am On Dec 21, 2020
One day, someone's going to give you a worse insult than that and you would have no advantage over them.

If fate really wanted to play you a good one, you might even be the one in need of their favor.

Get off the damn internet and stop exchanging words with immature lowlifes.

The hurt is still there, that's why you have feelings of revenge. Revenge doesn't change the way the unfortunate girl made you feel about your own parents. That has little to do with her and more to do with how you view yourself in terms of self-worth and what you feel about your family.

If you know you're sensitive, don't lock horns with people who have PhD's in online mud-slinging

If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

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Technology Market / Re: Buy Cheap Data & Airtime by DkJay: 2:20pm On Dec 02, 2020
Smooth, quick service. No hitch.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Leading in Latest Updated Electoral College Votes by DkJay: 12:16am On Dec 02, 2020
After Biden won the election (probably unfairly), and now they're starting over again.

Just like when you are playing Monopoly and you pull a card that says, "Go back to Belleville" cheesy

That thing can pain eh

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Celebrities / Re: Samuel Chukwueze Buys Mercedes Benz CLA 250 4MATIC by DkJay: 12:05am On Dec 02, 2020
There are only two cars in the world...
Celebrities / Re: 'What's This Madness Of Heavy Make-up, In The Name Of Beauty’ – Fan Drags Mercy by DkJay: 11:57pm On Dec 01, 2020
If you want your wife to look as good as Mercy after four, then you better have money in your pocket.

That said, with all this woman has achieved in life, I don't think she owes anyone a single explanation for her actions.

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Education / Re: 8 Habits To Lead A More Peaceful Life by DkJay: 11:54pm On Dec 01, 2020
@IamAuntyOnion

Worrying about the future never solved any problem. Instead, it takes away the energy and intelligence needed to solve present challenges.

Here's some in addition:

>> Stay away from toxic people
>> Be kind. Kindness is a superpower
>> Exercise often. Health is wealth

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Celebrities / Re: Nigeria Kylie Jenner Released Her Irresistible Pictures, Blowing Social Media. by DkJay: 11:35pm On Dec 01, 2020
No matter how hard you try, you can never become Mr. Best. You can only be known as Second Mr. Best.

I'd rather be known as myself than the clone of someone else.

Originality is a scare commodity in the world of "following" and "retweeting" we live in today.
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo And Zubby Spotted Eating Large Turkey Thigh: Pics & Video by DkJay: 11:29pm On Dec 01, 2020
dukeprince50:
hustle o, So that even if u Yam and oil, e go make news

If she was in a scandal, the thread would be sitting comfortably on the Front Page, with pages up to 200.

Everybody be looking for your downfall when you are successful.

Stay woke and stay scarce

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Celebrities / Re: Old Pictures Of Your Nicki Minaj by DkJay: 11:25pm On Dec 01, 2020
MIRACOOD1:
Glancing through the pictures, all what was my mind was images of Nikki gangbanging those black gansters, she took pics with

We need to wash your mind with hypo and detergent.

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Celebrities / Re: Old Pictures Of Your Nicki Minaj by DkJay: 11:22pm On Dec 01, 2020
Love those dimples
Politics / Re: Hilarious Reactions As White Man Joins Nigeria Police Force (Pics) by DkJay: 11:17pm On Dec 01, 2020
"I think he's a spy police."

"There's nothing to spy here."

grin
Celebrities / Re: Toyin Lawani Goes Naked In New Photos Online by DkJay: 11:00pm On Dec 01, 2020
Respect, truly, is earned.

And some wonder why celebrities rarely have stable long-term relationships.

Men who are worth keeping won't come around knocking on the doors of girls like this.

Hard for me to respect you when you don't respect yourself.

As someone above me said: attention sought, attention gained.

That's the end of it.

We meeuuvveee.
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Shares Warming Bedroom Photos Of Herself by DkJay: 10:40pm On Dec 01, 2020
She's beautiful.

If y'all want to know ageless beauty, check out Phyllicia Rashad, the woman who acted as Adonis' mom in the blockbuster movie, CREED.

That woman is over 70 years old
Romance / Re: Why *squirting* Is Trending On Twitter Lol [pictures] by DkJay: 10:34pm On Dec 01, 2020
I'd have commented on the thread but we took holy communion not too long ago grin

Righteousness89, good evening sir.

grin

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Education / Re: GTB Prints A Banner Costlier Than Its Content. by DkJay: 10:21pm On Dec 01, 2020
10k can hardly pay your T-fare back and forth to college.

600 years for the banner and 600 years for GTB.

That said, it's good to be grateful. As poor a sample of philanthropy as this is, 10k could still be a lifesaver to some.

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Celebrities / Re: 'My Body Is Dedicated To Wizkid' - Curvy Lady Offers Sex To Wizkid (Video, Pix) by DkJay: 4:52pm On Nov 30, 2020
Women with successful husbands are trying.

If you have a man, he has a lot of money and he doesn't sleep around, thank God every day.

Some ladies' full time job is to seduce men.

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Literature / Re: Phase(short Historical Story) by DkJay: 3:59am On Nov 30, 2020
It seems like the DP had a part to play in the unbanment.

grin

Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Female Makeup Artist Turns Herself Into Old Woman (photos) by DkJay: 3:40am On Nov 30, 2020
She's good. I'll give her that
Education / Re: Those Words That Make Us Fail The Essay-Even When We Think You Got It All by DkJay: 11:52am On Nov 29, 2020
Surebuttons:
There are some couple of factors that maim our essays and make us lose marks after having written so well (in our own understanding). One of the factors to consider is consistency in the choice of the particular English you apply in your essay, say British English or American English.
If you choose British English (which is the very one we speak and write in Nigeria ) make sure not to confuse things in terms of spelling and tenses, most importantly. For instance, the British English spelling of centre is ‘centre’ while that of the American English is ‘center’. In terms of tenses [you have to verify this with your Oxford Advanced Learner’s Dictionary] some words such as ‘get’ and ‘prove’ do not take ‘en’ in their past participles. In their irregularity, they take varied forms. For instance, though we have irregular verbs such as shake, give, take, eat, etc taking ‘en’ in their past participles, ‘get’ and ‘prove’ do not. Hence, we have “get—got—got” “prove—proved—proved” as in present, past tense, and past participles respectively.
That means, when writing or speaking in British English, the correct way of using those two words is, for example:
“I have got my own biro.” ✔️
“I have proved him wrong.” ✔️
Not
“I have gotten my own biro.” ✖️
“I have proven him wrong.” ✖️
Another point to note is, while writing a heading/caption (in any form of writing whatsoever) you can either:
1. Write everything in capital letters without underlining. Note: never make the mistake of writing in capital letters and capitalizing at the same time. That is tautology. Or
2. Capitalize only the first letters of the functional words and underline. The functional words include all nouns, pronouns, verbs, adverbs, and adjectives.

This is why https://passbuttons.com has come to help students with best content writing practices.

Writers are taught practically how to write. In this case, the writer will be first asked to submit a story or news written by the writer. Then online editors will review it, edit it and send it back to the writer on passbuttons.com. Afterwards, passbuttons.com send the writer written notes on ways forward and how to improve the writer's writing skills.

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Congratulations as you get better in your writing skills.

This is tautology.

I believe you meant, "Never make the mistake of underlining and capitalizing at the same time".
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Bertycoker Engaged Me To Write 14000 Words And Refused To Pay by DkJay: 9:38am On Nov 29, 2020
Another great motivator for typing fast is if you're going to get paid well for your services.

Vanity also inspired me. I enjoyed being the fastest typist in the family. But when my sister overtook me, I went back to practice. I've used Mavis Beacon for over 7 years.

Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing is a great app for system if you want to improve your typing skills
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Bertycoker Engaged Me To Write 14000 Words And Refused To Pay by DkJay: 9:32am On Nov 29, 2020
babyfaceafrica:
how do you guys write 10k words daily?.. Please enlighten me. Research, editing takes time

For the idiot who is doubting me, I just took a writing test to see how fast I am.



Let's even take it down to 50 Words Per Minute. 50WPM gives you 50 * 60 minutes = 3000 words in an hour. So for me, 10k words in a day is actually me being "lazy", if I can do 3k words in one hour. I should be able to do better.

I'm not, by any standards, the fastest. But I've had experience over the years that brought me to this point. The trick is to practice, practice, practice.

To be able to write that much in a day, speed is one of the most critical factors.

If you're doing research, you need to spend a few hours reading about the topic you're writing on. I usually do 3 - 5 hours research first. I take notes along the way. When I'm sure I thoroughly understand the topic, then I start writing.

I have an outline already, so it's fairly easy for me to do.

Some close-minded bigots won't believe it, but I read over fifty books during the lockdown period. I can read fast, and I can type fast.

Fiction is easier because it stems from personal creativity. Research, on the other hand, takes more time.
Politics / Re: Street Horse Race In Northern Nigeria Gone Wrong: Pics & Video by DkJay: 11:20pm On Nov 28, 2020
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Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Bertycoker Engaged Me To Write 14000 Words And Refused To Pay by DkJay: 9:46pm On Nov 28, 2020
FirstbornWds:


What are you trying to prove? Regardless of the brilliance you think this displays, this isn't the right time to brag.



Your motive would be misinterpreted

Noted.
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Bertycoker Engaged Me To Write 14000 Words And Refused To Pay by DkJay: 9:42pm On Nov 28, 2020
7BigSquids:




Shut it. Don't try to tarnish my image. 10k words in a day indeed. Maybe you think people are stvpid. Get your stvpid Ness off my thread abeg

Lol. The duplicity of your client must have taken away your manners and blinded you to the fact that there are people out there who are actually good at what they do.

Lemme tell you a short story:

>> November 1, 3 pm -- 14k words written out of a 25k ebook




>> November 2, 10 am -- 20k words written out of 25k words




>> November 2, 11 pm -- 25k words completed, together with editing, proofreading, and formatting for e-publishing



My point? Get out of your head and open your mind.

I'd show you more examples but if you ain't convinced by now, nothing I ever say will
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Bertycoker Engaged Me To Write 14000 Words And Refused To Pay by DkJay: 10:06am On Nov 28, 2020
danolorunmo:


Wow! 7 days!!!

Lol. 7 days is not that impressive. I've written 10k words and 13k words in 24 hours. First was fiction, the other was non-fiction, research.
Celebrities / Re: William Uchemba Ex Girlfriend Reveals Shocking Details, Prays For His Marriage by DkJay: 9:42am On Nov 26, 2020
The thing that is disturbing me most in the whole post is that word she misspelled

comoflag -- shouldn't it be camouflage?

How do guys get down with ladies who have nothing to offer intellectually?

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Sends N1m To DJ Peejaay For Making A Video For Him On His 28th Birthday by DkJay: 1:56pm On Nov 25, 2020
Kestolove:
Davido no dey dash pass 1Million mi? David 1Million wehdon..at least you better pass flavor, phyno kcee wey no dey dash, infact one be won use skibbii do money ritual na dia tribe tradition

People will see you walking on water and say it's because you cannot swim

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Phones / Re: 16yr Old Becomes First To Hit 100m Followers On Tiktok by DkJay: 5:44am On Nov 24, 2020
And this is the app Donald Trump wanted to ban from the United States?

Yeah, right

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