Dear fellow Nairalanders,

Please I am tasked with writing a letter to NYSC to request for a Youth Corper to come and serve with us. The Guy is going for his NYSC this October and wants us to issue him with a request to be posted to our company for his primary assignment. So please if anybody has or knows the contents of such letter, I would appreciate it if you can pass it to me.

Thank you so much for your anticipated help.

Dear fellow Nairalanders,

Please I am tasked with writing a letter to NYSC to request for a Youth Corper to come and serve with us. The Guy is going for his NYSC this October and wants us to issue him with a request to be posted to our company for his primary assignment. So please if anybody has or knows the contents of such letter, I would appreciate it if you can pass it to me.

Thank you so much for your anticipated help.

* Do not think of masturbation as evil, wicked or damaging to your health. It is not. You will not go blind, grow hair on your palms, or be unable to have a healthy sex life
* Do not aim NEVER to masturbate again - aim to have it as part of your life, but a small part which, while it is comforting, does not interfere with relationships with others.
* Be aware that masturbation is indeed good for you as it rids the body of unwanted substances through ejaculation.

1. have you ever noticed or someone pointed it out to u that u saying aks(axe) instead of ask?

2. Is it all black people that do this?

3. Is it all common all black people no matter where u grow up?

4. my friends thinks that its a genetic feature among blacks not to be able to pronounce 'ask' as he said it found in all Americans no matter how educated there are. could this be true?

5. Is this problem only found in black people? if not which race have it too?

6. Do other races have peculiar problems pronouncing some English words? if so please give example.

7. Does race or genetics have any influence on your linguistics? for eg even if you born and breed in an English country such as England or USA?

Your kind responses will be appreciated and used to challenge this white thingys.lol

A Tribute to MJ with love

All colours and races loved you
Both young and old loved you
People pass-out in excitement of seeing you
I remember growing up everyone wants to sing like you
Everyone wants to dance like you
Everyone wants to be like you

Many artist came after you
But no one dares try to go near or do it like you
Will there ever be another you?
Or someone similar to you?
No, no one can do it like you

The love people have for you is an addiction
We have seen you change hair
We have seen you change skin colour
We have seen you change Nose shape
We have seen you being charged to court…
Is it true or false? No can say except you

Whatever you did, One thing remain distinct about you
You were loved as a revolutionary singer
You were loved as revolutionary dancer
And you where loved as you
For the person you are

Your legendary  life is one that no one had or will ever live
45 years of successful music career for you
Eleven No one hit solo singles for you
And highest selling artist of all times

Today you are gone
The question that still stand is
Do we still love you?
And the answer is yes!
With all the love we can give
RIP Michael

no idea again

nawa! how do you expect us to know all this. may be if i had seen this kind of riddle before i might be able to answer. nice one tho.

Castle shadow was the correct answer. that was brilliant but did u check that on google?lol

A farmer in California owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?

Solve this too?

I am large as a castle, yet lighter than air. 100 men and their horses cannot move me. What am I?


Clue:  No think hard on this one.

i no fit think of any answer o. Abeg I give in.

Another ridle that need answer be say "clemcykul" na boy abi na girl? cos before the name had pinky "f"attached to it and now "m"

AA ble nawa o? you be prof?

I no fade o, just that this one na real brain teaser. keep it up

I will be back with the answer ble. am off home for now. catch u tonigh

Thanks for all your advice. I really appreciate it and will take on board alot of things that have been pointed out here. Thanks a million times, now I know there are really some good Nigerians out there that appreciate doing good and are ready to help others. keep it up cos am proud to be a Nigerian this moment.
HAPPY DEMOCRACY DAY TO US ALL.

To answer some of you question:
1. I have never had a gf or toast a girl.
2. I am not a v but I have not a had a serious sexual thing just the teenage thing which i would not call sex.
3. I cant put a pic but i can sent to your personal email if you are a girl but not guys sorry
4. Rita Benson may you daddy and his $$$ rest in peace as I am content with what I have and not looking for a gold mine.

Cheers babes and guys

Sorry Ble I was busy doing work on my desk as my line manager dey close.

The answer be say $7.11/4 = 1.7775 the price of each item supposedly and when multiply by 4 it gives you 7.11 though not sure abt this one as e easi so.

thanks for the pic donbanger. And those kids na you own wey you born with that craze woman wey dey live under bridge?

That's right and we are having fun here.

Now answer to second riddle:
45 chameleons
13 Blue
15 Green
17 Purple

If 1 Blue Meet 1 Green = 2 Purple
therefore 13 Blues meet 13 Greens = 26 Purple + 17 Purple = 43 Purple
Therefore all chameleons cannot turn purple as there 2 greens with no blue to meet.

Next?

Hi fellow Nlanders, I present to you my situation with the hope that I will get a great deal of sincere and good serious advice from experienced fellows and persons who are in the same shoes with me that have got a solution. I am a 29yo dude and never had a girl friend (this is not an advert though). My story goes like this. Ever seen in my early years in school I have had great restriction both at home and in school with regards to any love relationship. So I ended up finishing my secondary school without a gf even though I had a crush on some of the girls. I later took after the advice of my teachers and elders saying face your studies now and you can do that later in life, which I did and came out with flying colors. It felt so good concentrating on my studies and passing my exams without a relationship having seen how hectic it was for those with relationships and always complaining. So I graduated from university without a gf. Just after I thought it was time to meet mrs right in my NYSC or serving state, I had to come for my masters in the UK and the same thing followed. I graduated 2 years ago and now working but still without a gf and sometimes I still feel its wrong to have a gf, still being affected from my strict childhood and teenage periods.

Now I am coming home end of this year and I feel it is time to find love and settle down. I am not experienced in relationship but I would like to meet one girl and that would be final. I feel am too old to start chasing different girls every time so am looking forward to going to in a genuine and sincere relationship for once and get married soon afterwards.

Please any advice that can help me achieve this would highly be appreciated. I apologise if I have put too much text but I couldnt have done any better. Thanks for reading and your anticipated advice.

Nice one!!! This will make you think at first but i got around it.

here's how:
Three women paid £10 each
£10 X 3 = £30
Bar Man return £ 5
Meaning they paid £25
£1 back to each and waiter took £2
Meaning they paid £10 - £1 = £9
All 3 women paid £ 9 X 3 = £27
Plus Tips £27 + 2 = £29
***where is £1
Now here's where the trick is
£25 + £3 + £2 = £30

Now where do u think the £1 came from

dis one u no fit talk abi, na to say hmm?

na wa o so even Nigerians know Zara, M&S and Primark. oya Debenhams, Burton, TK max, Next,

Cos its simply delicious.
never mind the teeth picking its depend on the kind of mango u eat.

d_m, why are u so spoilt, heh?

na nairaland o!!!

Yes mon, you tell them how to eat a mango.

 
Yeah baby!!!

ahh, omo babalawo! i heard they even use the skin of mangoes for their sacrifice!

I will squeeze, bite, chew, leak, and suckle it nice and juicy til i swallow the seed



whats ur dirty mind thinking?!? I mean the mangoes o!







so I guess that will break any juju they have done

the farm is in the deepest forest in Ogun State, next to the babalawo's yard  Tongue Grin

is that the one next to ota farms? no worries me am friends with the guy.

OMG this mango is looking nice. pls where is your farm? may be i can come by to filch some.

I like them in some mongos not all.
Never head of some1 that dont like mongo.   yeah some are not nice to eat but those fat fleshy and juice ones are really nice. Mongo Juice is my best.

Knowingly or unknowingly to you exist the fact that there is a mental and physical attraction between same sexes and that same-sex sex is taking place right under your nose, in your house, in your school, in your workplace, in the national assembly, in the presidency, in your neighbourhood, in your village, in your town, in your city, in your state, in the country as whole. Now the question is

"How many offenders do you think you can get under this law?"

Probably the whole of Nigeria and every member of the so called national assembly (hypocrites).

This is very unfortunate and sad for the country to be going through such at this point in time. These people should understand that Nigeria and Nigerians are not psychologically or mentally fit to deal with issues like these as against what they might be hearing or seeing going on in the western world.
Generally speaking, I think there is no need for the national assembly either to be debating on issues like this as there are much more important things to look into for the benefits of Nigeria and Nigerians such employment and age discriminations in jobs. This is because the prohibition of anything sexual between same sex is being taking care of by our Religious, traditional and cultural institutions as well as the society as a whole. We all know it is something that is not welcomed in the society and people cant even come out to public. But with this development, people are coming out to make history and gain fame sort of, lol. This is in order to gain recognition internationally and which might be a boost on their gay activist career. Also I trust Nigerians are good at breaking laws, when u tell a Nigerian not to cross that line, that’s is when he would want to cross it. Very soon Nigerians seeking to travel to the so called paradise of the western world would start committing gay offences in order to gain asylum in the gay free western world even though they are not gays. Watch and see!!!

lolababes