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Dear tribalistic and religious bigots , please pity us. Be Obidient.

Vote for Obi na Baba

It happened in Owerri. It was immediately pinned on IPOB.

When you know location of Owerri Prisons/Correctional , the proximity of Army HQ Obinze, civil defense HQ Okigwe Rd, Airforce Base #1 Aba Rd Owerri, Federal Fire Service Wetheral Rd, the annex buildings Govt House Owerri, Police HQ Owerri and the 2-10mins Army , Police , SARS , Criminals checkpoints littered in Owerri, you will understand it’s has government/political backing or the military are compromised. The operation lasted between 2-3 hours .

There was country under GMB/YO sponsored by APC/BAT/Anti-Igbo.

I’m in slightly different shoe with the op.
I need advice as well.

My case is this ...let me call my girlfriend A , and Ex B.
I’ve been dating A for about 2 years now. During December 2020, I went home and bumped into B. We reconnected. I took B as sex mate while she wanted a relationship.
All these while I am in a solid friendship/relationship with A.

B got hint I’m not committed to her only for sex. She perceived i had a girlfriend. I told her the truth. We parted in March 2021.
While with B , our sex is without protection. She normally takes pills after it.

Fast forward June 2021, B came around and told me she’s pregnant. It showed 3 months. It matched during our time together. I rejected her and the pregnancy. I told her for 3 months , she must have known or she had sex with another. She denied that and insisted I was the only one ( while together , we had sex often 2-3x times weekly ).
After much squabbles , she left , blocked me everywhere.
Around October 2021, I tried my best to reach her and her siblings, it proved fruitless.

Meanwhile , I have built some rock of friendship, relationship and trust with A , her family and my family.

Last June 2022, B brother called me. He told B delivered a boy last year , November 2021. That I should come and take care of my son. I was shocked.
I’ve already assumed some responsibilities.

B isn’t anxious of marriage . She demands I take care of the baby. But I’m dead broke. The little saving I had is gone. I’m in debt of more than 300k. ( I had to get her a house and furnishing ). She refused to stay in her family house , she was staying with the brother before , the place isn’t conducive for a baby. Now I’m looking for money for baby wears.
I did Genotype and Blood Group test on the baby , it showed AS, O+. I’m AA , O+. But I want to re-perform the test with B together. Now I’m looking for money to do so also.

Marriage isn’t on discussion on B side. They are aware I have a girlfriend A.
To me , I won’t consider B for marriage for personal reasons. ( A ) got me.

The matter now is how will I tell A about the child ? And how will I tell her I cheated ( though I’ve been faithful to A since April, 2021. We met July , 2020 ).
A isn’t around ( her mother died ) , and I’m participating a bit in the burial. While the mum was sick I and my family helped a lot.
Every dream is built on A. Marriage though not on the table now or the next 2 years is subconsciously on our minds.

A and I ( including B ) are students, young and broke in 20’s.

How much is DNA ? Any idea of DNA lab here in Owerri ?

How will someone live by people opinion?
Why should someone life revolve around other people validation ?

Virgins are turn off for me. Once you tell me , you are a virgin , I back off ASAP .

When I meet a girl , either we are fucking ASAP or we are in business.

Tomorrow isn’t promised.

My comment is useless since I don’t have the means to get one now .

Till I’ve the money , I’ll keep on admiring and working towards it.

Religious fanaticism + Madness + Insecurity + Disrespectful + Misunderstanding + Intolerance.

This is white land , the what happened to Divorce ?

Now he will rebuild the church , get behind bars , and still get divorced likely .


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Transactional sex is pay-cum, once both fvckers cum, it balances the payment.

I told a girl same in April 2021 , she thought I was joking . She didn’t even only cum but squirted . I laughed . She remembered , las las , nah transport #200 I loose guard .

This is my last data.
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How do herdsmen get gun ?
Why do herdsmen carry gun?
Why do herdsmen transverse openly with gun?
Have any herdsman with gun locked up before in Nigeria?
Why do herdsmen open fire on farmers whenever they are told not to enter the farm?

What’s the legality of herdsmen carrying gun in Nigeria? Or are herdsmen hunters now ?

Lol.

Keep it up .You are doing well .

Every man around you should be conscious.

Even if you cure a mad person , you can’t cure the murmuring!!!

@op talk true , that your friend , brother or neighbor wife don dey enter your eyes ?
After the text , you are imagining ?

It always end in regret , shame , loss, death , fight, distrust, etc.

Sharp guy no dey for another man wife side . Even if takes many years, it will be exposed.

Do they pay to trend ( getting quotes and likes ) on nairaland ?

This is fake . 30secs +- difference between chat and screenshot . You didn’t wait because your battery is low 6%

You are your friend. Hope as we replied you , your account balance increased ? If so , I’m broke I’ll forward my account details to get my own share.

Clowns and clout chasers.

Scamupdates:
anto2001 sorry dont cry poor boy. sent your account let me credit you .

Let me send my account instead . I’m broke, no long stories , but hope dey . Inconvenience yourself please . Any amount, I’m grateful.

2zero8zero9three9six1six . UBA.
Macdonald.

How can I become part of Nairaland sports columnist and correspondent.

I’ve learnt there’s no negative publicity.

I wish we can stop mentioning or liking all these lesbian-mania post , once they notice no attention is paid to them , they will sulk. Let them enjoy their blissful lesbianism in peace.

They love clout chasing . Let them enjoy , like and discuss their thread.

Already the op is loaded with insults , curses , bitterness, derogatory words etc . I learnt to stop quoting those low budget feminist, I’ll extend it to the clout chasing hypocrite lesbians.

Once they chop multiple breakfast or get beaten to their selfish and ego centered games , they start forming Feminist and lesbians, looking to recruit innocent girls and vent their anger on men. No be men do una , nah lack of home training . We chop and clean mouth.

Enjoy.

You can’t escape diick ....

Nairaland ladies. I thought they are all lesbians and feminist. Undercover diick breakers. Hypocrites .

There’s a a reason the diick is called Joy-stick.

Please post pictures ... this Ebira babes are getting interesting... the descriptions are mind blowing

“...And I can tell you in both capacity and wisdom if the same people have been ruling and everything is degenerating why can’t you try other people and see whether things will not change? whether things will not be better. “

Words on a marble .

Can’t he mention the name of the schools ?
Can’t he mention his date and place of birth ?
What about his classmates in primary and secondary?
Is he the only surviving pupil or student from the schools? Did the soldiers stole the schools also ?

Why did he change statements immediately it was found his acclaimed alma-mata was false ?

Doesn’t he have siblings , age grades that he grew up with ?
Who are his fellow students in Chicago ? Non have come out to show even a photograph or identify him as a coursemate or classmate ?

Why he burying his past with affidavit ? No date of birth , early education, parents , origin etc ?

Who’s Tinubu ? Did he impersonate ?

We need new Electoral Laws .
We know Nigeria is very populated. We know our elected leaders are after treasury looting . It’s better the treasury looting start going round. One man been in Senate or Reps for 10-20 years is wickedness.
It’s time we limit every Legislative level to single term, no return.
That’s maximum of 4 years in
1. House of Assembly
2. Houses of Reps
3. Senate.

You cannot comeback for second tenure or life term in any of the legislative levels above .
Let the looting go round.

And no family will produce 2 lawmakers within 12 years of any member of the family that served as lawmaker.

Since this lesbian-mania ...on nairaland here ,
I try to be open minded to comprehend,

But I noticed similar things among all the @ops, they attack any contrary opinion with insults , swears , curses , derogatory words etc.

Are all the lesbian ops here with same character or it’s one person switching monikers ?

If it’s one person , that person need help ASAP.
I read a reply he/she gave , where the op was wishing someone death . I got shocked. I won’t be surprised if I don’t escape harsh reply from @op.

Is having a bitter and wicked soul attribute of a lesbian ?