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Family / Re: Wrong Usage Of Condom - A Must Read For Sexually Active People by dmz(m): 11:38pm On Oct 11, 2014
Kanwulia:
Do condoms protect the mouth? wink

U can have him wear one before u blow. grin
Family / Re: Husband Wants To End Marriage Because I Don't Obey.... What To Do? by dmz(m): 2:22pm On Oct 05, 2014
Is his opinion usually flawed, wrong, self centered? If yes I suggest you stick to your guns.

If his reasoning is logically sound, right and it's in the best interest of the family then I suggest you don't see it as submission, see it as doing the right thing and his opinion/idea/suggestion at that time is the best way forward.

You are not a tamed dog that should be led around like you have nothing to offer. You are a woman of substance and that includes recognising when another is right and when your opinion might be good for you but not for the family.

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Nairaland / General / Re: How Do You Sleep? Pic by dmz(m): 2:10pm On Oct 04, 2014
All depending on the weather. Winter is coming will be adding a hoodie, thermal socks and gloves to Number 1.

One time I was sleeping with just a vest on and the fire alarm went off. I woke up and rushed out to check if something was on fire only then did I realise I wasn't covered, fortunately it was just my flatmate in the corridor, his boo was in his room.
Romance / Re: Ladies What's Your Say About Guys/men Who Wear Pants? by dmz(m): 5:37pm On Oct 03, 2014
Alfred234: So the bottom line of this post is dat u wear pants?

I still wear boxers. Stopped wearing pants when I heard the story of it possibly affecting fertility and all. Will ask Google sha. Have this one pant I got as a birthday present, will rock it tomorrow if I remember.
Romance / Re: Ladies What's Your Say About Guys/men Who Wear Pants? by dmz(m): 4:55pm On Oct 03, 2014
My boxers keep riding up my legs and gets bunched up close to my waist line like it wants to choke banana and oranges, so uncomfortable. Have to reach in to pull it down, awkward in public when I try and do it through the pockets of my jeans, walking around like I have K leg.

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Family / Re: Are You Satisfied With The Life You're Living? by dmz(m): 4:27pm On Oct 03, 2014
No. But considering where I might have been I am not overly disappointed with how things have turned out and I achieved two of my childhood dreams this year. So it's been a good year.

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Food / Re: Why Do Nigerians Prefer To Eat Meat At The End Of Their Meal? by dmz(m): 11:26am On Oct 03, 2014
If I'm really hungry I eat the meat last cos I am more interested in stuffing my stomach. If not or I don't think the food is tasty I eat the meat first and nibble on the food. I would rather have 3 wraps of fufu with no meat than 1 wrap with 3 pieces of meat.

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Romance / Re: Guys What Will You Do If A Lady Slaps You In Public? by dmz(m): 10:38am On Oct 03, 2014
If I think I deserve it I will apologise and try and move on from the issue, if I don't think I deserve it I will walk away. Hitting back is not an option, her slap will sting my pimples/acne, mine will knock her teeth out. Not fair at all.
Family / Re: Why Can't Single People 'Just Say No' To Married People? by dmz(m): 10:39pm On Oct 02, 2014
A single girl is SINGLE. She is not in a union with anyone, didn't say any vows in front of God. She is a human being with physical, emotional and material needs. It is not her problem if the provider has a ring or not. It's the shameless randy animal who can't respect his union with God and his wife.

That being said one day I will probably become that shameless randy animal smacking my lips at a young 20 year old. Such is life.

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Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Tweets About Her Crashed Marriage by dmz(m): 8:00pm On Oct 02, 2014
Kachisbarbie: Irreconcilable difference?
Wdf does that 'phrase' mean? angry

A phrase used when you don't want to air your dirty laundry outside.

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Romance / Re: Can You Marry Someone Who Has A Child? by dmz(m): 11:47pm On Oct 01, 2014
Makes no difference to me. As long as there is no serious complications with the baby daddy. Respect for people who don't take the easy way out (abortion).

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Health / Re: Health/ Medical Practitioners I Need Your Advice. by dmz(m): 8:52pm On Sep 30, 2014
Lol@ Lime burns belly fat. As in you drink it and it dissolves the fat and u shyte it out?

Cut down on your calories and try and be more physically active daily.

Depending on how much fat we are talking about (like cbrass said "lift the blouse" grin). Walking might not be enough and for sure 3 days is no where near enough. But it's something. A little effort is better than nothing.
Romance / Re: How Long Have U Been Single? by dmz(m): 8:12pm On Sep 30, 2014
Too long.
Boo Boo are you on Nairaland?
Are you hiding from me?
Moto akuru gi? PM me joor.. Lolz
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If This Guy Rough Handled Ur Gf Or Wife by dmz(m): 1:42pm On Sep 30, 2014
With all that muscle is he bullet proof?

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Romance / Re: I Wish She Never Told Me The Truth... by dmz(m): 10:13pm On Sep 29, 2014
clem305D: sincerely speaking I had a little thing in the UK...but during the three weeks of not communicating with her I never kissed another.

You had a little thing before in the UK when you guys were still dating. She had her own little thing when you were on a break and somehow it's all on her?.

You have already crossed the line yourself and shouldn't purnish her for something you're guilty of. Don't expect to get what you can't offer
Romance / Re: I Wish She Never Told Me The Truth... by dmz(m): 9:56am On Sep 29, 2014
Just out of curiosity, did you kiss anyone while you were in the UK and during the little break?

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Romance / Re: Lies Ladies Tell To Fool Guys by dmz(m): 7:05am On Sep 29, 2014
The only reason you should be enquiring about your partners sexual history should be for health reasons. Number of diks in and out never hurt nobody.

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Culture / Re: Why Is Criticism Easier Than Compliment? by dmz(m): 6:47am On Sep 28, 2014
Depends on if you're the type that sees a glass as half full or half empty
Family / Re: What Is The Most Difficult Thing To Find In Life? by dmz(m): 5:22am On Sep 27, 2014
Clarity
Romance / Re: Who Really Owns A Man? His Mother Or Wife? by dmz(m): 6:33pm On Sep 21, 2014
A mother owns the son and the wife owns the husband, and as both your parents (your wife and yours) get older you both own them (in an ideal set up) or share in the responsibilities of taking care of them depending on how many siblings you both have.
Romance / Re: Why Nigerian Girls Should NOT Be Obsessed With Men's Height? by dmz(m): 5:25pm On Sep 20, 2014
Using the word "Most" before a generalization doesn't make your conclusion valid or even sensible. After all you will most likely argue that you didn't say "All" men like that is the basis of your statement and not the conclusion itself. What you are saying is that 51% or more of all tall men are not caring or think their height is the gateway to a woman's heart which sounds like BS to me.
Most tall guys are not caring ko, most tall guys believe their height is the gateway to a woman's heart.
Romance / Re: Asking An "Ex" About Your Flaws, Is It Ever Okay? by dmz(m): 6:35pm On Sep 19, 2014
Saw this topic earlier and pinged her (we still have a decent friendship).
"I think you bottle stuff up a lot", she said. I can relate to that.

Sometimes the u that u are is not the u that they see, and sometimes who u think you are is not who you are.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by dmz(m): 8:47am On Sep 03, 2014
Afam4eva:
People just see things differently.

^^Words to live by.. #Respect.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by dmz(m): 8:05am On Sep 03, 2014
Quoters club
Like a certain NLander not so delicately puts it.. Find strength in your own words and not in others.. (if someone somewhere has said this before, pele for not quoting u).

Words to ignore.. #Udo
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by dmz(m): 5:58am On Sep 03, 2014
RayMcBlue:
"Many wished to say something very sensible, but knew not how" - Jane Austen.

"Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish." - Euripides.

undecided tongue

Lmao.. No worries bro. From that I didn't watch the show to calling me a fool just because our opinions differ. Lol. Classic.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by dmz(m): 1:11pm On Sep 02, 2014
RayMcBlue's quote was a great line and an insight into what he had become, can't even recall oyb's quote. It made him out as a dangerous man, yes. One who could get u shot or make u disappear, in that sense for me is not a description of dark. RayMcBlue I'm sure you get what I'm driving at. Oh well.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by dmz(m): 10:24am On Sep 02, 2014
Thanks for the suggestions.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by dmz(m): 9:58am On Sep 02, 2014
oyb: Anyone who says bb is not dark should stay out of this territory or i will show him i am the one who knocks people into vats of hydrofluoric acid.
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Lol.. Dissolving bodies in acid is no where near dark at all. But I wouldn't want to experience it so let me keep mute.

RayMcBlue what other shows would you recommend?
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by dmz(m): 9:17pm On Sep 01, 2014
Lmao. Okay bro you win. I didn't see the show just made it up to feel among. I will go and watch it again, maybe I will be thinking of you when I do so I will have the same reaction and emotion as u. Since there is only one possible outcome after watching BB.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by dmz(m): 8:47pm On Sep 01, 2014
Lol @weird. There is nothing weird in having a difference of opinion especially with something as subjective as how interesting you found a TV show. You really love ur BB. For me there was nothing dark or evil about BB it was about survival, there is nothing similar between BB and TD in my opinion so I don't understand why you so strongly feel I cannot like one and not the other.
Sometimes just reading something as it is, is enough.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by dmz(m): 8:04pm On Sep 01, 2014
Lol@RayMcBlue and your statistics. I give my opinion and it turns out I have not watched the show.

True Detective is slow paced, can't say for Fargo (on 3rd episode). Both shows have one thing in common, there is this sinister dark mood about them, you can almost feel the raw evil from the screen. It's slow paced yes but the darkness pulls you in. That's why I enjoyed True Detective and the episodes that I have seen of Fargo.

We are all different in what we like, that you were spell bound by the suspense in BB doesn't mean everyone that saw it will feel the same. I have read my posts again and how you picked up 'boring' is beyond me.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by dmz(m): 4:36pm On Sep 01, 2014
SilentCrescendo:

Oh no you Di'n...
Dude you need to go back and re-watch breaking bad, from the Pilot.
Breaking bad is like the best show ever... IMO, it's the best show I've ever seen on the TV(well basically on a laptop,lol) smiley

I borrowed the DVD collection from a friend and at no point during my 'binge watching' did I feel the need that I REALLY had to watch the next episode. It was kinda slow paced to me, not edge of your seat (or bed in my case) suspense may be it's cos I already had the complete seasons. Don't get me wrong I enjoyed it for me to finish it but I wouldn't describe it as a 'must watch'.

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