Penguin2: I saw this since yesterday but took it with a pinch of salt like I always do with all information from private sources. But after seeing the news on front page of Tinubu replacing 4 names in his original ministerial list, I’m beginning to believe this information might be closer to being true than false.
So, let’s test a hypothesis as what if Wike makes the list tomorrow.
For those who don't understand Tiv language, she agreed that the voice in the conversation is the groom's dad's voice but she said they are not cousins. She said they are related along the line but it's by their great-great grandparents not even the grandparents. She said all this happened during the trade-by-barter era when they were not even born and the woman they traded on their side is not even her great-grandmother. She admitted knowing so much about the Tiv culture and if they were cousins, she wouldn't have proceeded with the marriage.
since David killed Goliath, children no get respect again.see this small boy with elders meat!!
Whizzy080: Hi my name Emmanuel So it happens that I got employed in a firm in my state. So there's this two ladies that we run the same shift, one is engaged(she's thick with big backside) one is somehow single and she's a JW(heard they don't role with ppl outside their church) she's dis kind of girl that can't even say d*ck, so we get close sometimes we play mutual play like hugging sideways wen coming to work..But recently the one that got engaged will come to my space and sit on my laps wen bosses is not around inform of play and they'll be laughing, she asked me why my d*ck doesn't stand that she has play all forms rough play n she never feel it standing, I told her infront of d holy momma that I'm not a womanizer, that I don't role like that that what happens between us is just play nothing attached. Fastward...last Monday wen I entered office I noticed the way JW girl hugged me was so serious later in d day while I was watching movie with my laptop she came n sat on my laps...like bruh I was shocked to my marrow, ain't gonna lie my djck stood she felt it(pls don't judge me I'm only human) Wednesday came still same incident but this time she open her legs and sit on my laps even I felt my d*ck touching her cl*t my trouser was already wet Why I bring this here is that later that same day while she was passing I touch her butt dis girl got angry and warn me never to try that in my life again.I was so confused and upset I don't really know how to narrate stories but that's what happened I've made up my mind to stay outta her way forever But I'm still confused why she does that(sitting on my laps in such manner) Thanks guys for understand Any advice??
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Anticultism: I remember for over two years our nairaland brothers have been shaming the yorubas and the igbos for carrying cult matter on their head. It looks like the hausas are about to join.
progoh: Some unidentified persons have allegedly stolen the recently reinstalled airfield lighting systems at the domestic runway 18/36L, Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Lagos.
The disappearance of the approach lighting systems raised security concerns in the busy airport.
A source who chose to remain anonymous had told Punch that those who stole the lighting systems took advantage of the closure of the runway for over three months - alleging that some FAAN workers connived with outsiders to steal the lighting equipments.
"The criminal took advantage of the closure to commit the crime. I cannot give the actual worth of the theft, but almost all the lighting was removed. The permanent secretary came around to see for himself the huge damage done. A lot of FAAN officials have been suspended,” the source said.
The incident has brought about the suspension of some heads of relevant departments at FAAN on the directives of the Permanent Secretary of the Ministry of Aviation, Dr Emmanuel Meribole.
According to a report by Punch, the source said, regular incursion and stealing of safety components at the airports are carried out by a syndicate, consisting of some workers of the agencies, who have access to the restricted areas and accomplices from outside.
Justiceori2019: Breaking: Benue man kills a lion in a fierce battle, hospitalized
In a rare show of bravery, a Kwande man, Iorver Udele in Benue State has reportedly killed a lion with bare hands..
According to reports, Mr Iorver was working on his cassava farm at mount Ngokur where he was reportedly attacked by a roaring lion.
In a self defense bid, Iorver launched a counter attack, in what can be best described as a fierce battle, lasted for about ten minutes before Iorver defeated the wild beast.
Achieving the feat was not easy as though he accomplished his mission but he was rushed to General hospital Adikpo!
According Doctors Mr Iorver is said to be in stable condition now and will be granting interview to newsmen in the next few days.
Kuginzi: The Human Rights Writers Association of Nigeria has issued a 72-hour ultimatum to the Federal Government, for the immediate arrest of ex-Niger Delta agitator, Mujahid Asari-Dokubo.
The group threatened that should the Federal Government refuse to arrest Asari-Dokubu as it demanded, it would mobilise its members to embark on a nationwide protest across all 36 states of the federation.
HURIWA made the threat in a statement on Thursday by its National Coordinator, Emmanuel Onwubiko.
The group said, “Asari-Dokubo must be arrested by the Department of State Services or any other relevant security agency over his suspected link to the violent phenomenon of ‘unknown gunmen’ in the South-East.
"The Nigerian Government must arrest Asari Dokubo now or the Federal Government is indirectly tasking Igbo youths, lovers of Igbo and all groups that support the well-being of the Igbo people to begin peaceful protests simultaneously.
“HURIWA is giving President Bola Ahmed Tinubu 72 working hours to order the arrest and investigation of Asari Dokubo over his suspected link to the violent phenomenon of unknown gunmen in the South-East or HURIWA will call our her members for a protest in Abuja next week over it.
“Illegality must not be allowed to continue whilst the security agencies pretend not to know or wilfully not take action. Asari-Dokubo must be arrested. Nigeria is not a Banana Republic.”
During a robbery in Zimbabwe, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you." Everyone in the bank lay down quietly. This is called the "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!" This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got." The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!" This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”. This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavourable situation to your advantage! The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month." This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!" This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!" The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery. This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks! So who are the real robbers here?
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when i read this years back,them say na China, soon e go be nigeria
fadilaMaikiriki: I'm about to devour this right now. I hope there are no side effects of taking this too much. Anyway, I don't take it too much. But I always get it whenever I go to get fruits. I get it either one or two.
Attached below is the picture;
no be fruit na vegetable and u no buy groundnut join am?
The apex Igbo socio-cultural organisation, Ohanaeze Ndigbo, has pleaded with the British government to have mercy on the jailed former Deputy Senate President, Ike Ekweremadu.
Ohanaeze made the appeal on Tuesday when it received the British Higher Commissioner to Nigeria, Dr Richard Montgomery, at the National Secretariat of Ohanaeze Ndigbo in Enugu.
The apex Igbo body stated that it accepted the pronouncement of the trial court that approved over 10 years in jail for the ex-lawmaker in the matter of organ harvesting against him, his wife and a medical doctor.
Archbishop Emmanuel Chukwuma, who spoke on behalf of the Ohanaeze, said that Ndigbo would be happy should Ekweremadu’s jail term be reduced.
He said: “There is a very important issue that we have to bring to your attention. You’re aware of the case of Nigeria’s former Deputy Senate President, Ike Ekweremadu, who was convicted and is in jail in your country.
“He’s from this state and we all know the circumstance he got entangled in that unfortunate incident because he wanted to save his daughter
“He is already serving a jail term. It’s unfortunate, but it has happened. I testified for him during the trial, and in fact, the judge mentioned my name two times while delivering his judgement.
“But we’re using the opportunity of your visit to ask for leniency for him so that he doesn’t spend the number of years in jail. We have accepted the judgment, but are saying if there’s anything that could be done to reduce the jail term.
“He’s from this area and if we don’t bring this thing up as Ohanaeze or from us here, concerning this important son of Igboland, it wouldn’t be nice of us. We are quite overwhelmed”.
In his speech, President General of Ohanaeze Ndigbo, Chief Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu, appealed for the setting up of a British Visa office in the South-East region.
He stated that the zone accounts for over 60 per cent of Nigerians travelling to the United Kingdom, stressing that it was unfair that they were subjected to travelling to Abuja and Lagos to procure their visas.
Iwuanyanwu, who recalled the long relationship between Nigeria and British government, also appealed for bilateral collaboration to grow and develop the economy of the South-East region.
He identified insecurity that has now culminated to Monday’s sit-at-home as part of the challenge threatening the economy of the region, explaining that the new leadership of Ndigbo was working hard to overcome it.
Iwuanyanwu said that the Ohanaeze Ndigbo would soon set up a business council of prominent businessmen and assured that it would like to collaborate with the office of the commission for mutual economic benefits.
He said that the Ohanaeze Ndigbo has placed a premium on education and agriculture to engage her teeming youths and reduce social malaise in the region.
Earlier, Montgomery, who said he was on a tour of the South-East, added that the visit would afford him the opportunity to interact on areas of mutual collaboration with the British government.
He said that the British government would continue to advocate for peace in the country, stressing that it was delighted with the efforts by the Igbo in the development of Nigeria.
MrBrownJay1: sadly, yeye people would be quick to say juju, while it could be... - cardiac arrest - heart attack - stroke - deep vein thrombosis - Pulmonary embolism - ventricular fibrillation etc etc
raphretle: The death has been announced of Robert Hanssen an American Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) agent who spied for Soviet and Russian intelligence services against the United States from 1979 to 2001. His espionage was described by the Department of Justice as "possibly the worst intelligence disaster in U.S. history. Hanssen sold thousands of classified documents to the KGB that detailed U.S. strategies in the event of nuclear war, developments in military weapons technologies, and aspects of the U.S. counterintelligence program. Hanssen was arrested on February 18, 2001, at Foxstone Park,near his home in the Washington, D.C., suburb of Vienna, Virginia, after leaving a package of classified materials at a dead drop site. He was charged with selling U.S. intelligence documents to the Soviet Union and subsequently Russia for more than $1.4 million in cash and diamonds over twenty-two years.To avoid the death penalty, Hanssen pleaded guilty to fourteen counts of espionage and one of conspiracy to commit espionage.He was sentenced to fifteen life terms without the possibility of parole, and was incarcerated at ADX Florence until his death in 2023.
RIP i know his story,i have the time magazine that covered it.
saweide: Pls something is really bothering my mind and I pray I will find good advice here.
I reside in Port-Harcourt about 1 and half years ago Iost my cousin. He died of heart attack. After his death, his wife has been getting closer to me, always calling me and visiting me and am still single. I have had failed relationships in the past. I have been so unlucky with the kind of ladies I met. They are always violent and disrespectful which I dislike so much.
But during my cousins lifetime, she was so good, cool and caring to my cousin and they never had any misunderstanding and they married for just 6 years here in Port Harcourt before he died and they never had a child due to infertility on the side of the cousin. But now everyone like friends and family knows me and scared if I should make advances to her if they won't be saying things against me or should I just forget and look for another lady to marry.
Pls i need ur serious advise. She has fallen in love with me already.
make wetin kill ur late uncle no kill u o! Check very well.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Niger: US Condemns Coup, 'Detention' Of President Bazoum by dnawah(m): 10:33pm On Jul 26, 2023 
