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Agriculture / An Ammadillo? by Dnockeror333(m): 5:45pm On Jan 21, 2020
What do you called this image, an image with torns, which when roasted look like a fat small rat with the torns smelling like burnt hairs
An Amadilo?

Romance / Re: Who Are You Admiring Secretely On Nairaland? Let Your Intentions Known Now. by Dnockeror333(m): 1:44pm On Jan 21, 2020
Am just waiting on the line
Am just skating the magazines of the world
Am just bracing up for my boo
Waiting
Waiting
Till she descend to myside
Baby, I gonna be your gaurd
From this very day till the end....
Am just waiting on the line
Age cannot sway me nor undo my muscles
I will wait.... yeah I will....
Am just startled by you all...
As I wait for my girl... ���
Romance / Re: Do You Think It's A Good Idea To Live With Your Partner Before Marriage? by Dnockeror333(m): 1:37pm On Jan 21, 2020
Marriage is the agreement, (written or unwritten but in words), between two people!
The one that comes between with needs is a binding force!
Romance / Re: How To Calculate The Sweetness Coefficient by Dnockeror333(m): 1:34pm On Jan 21, 2020
This boy....! Kai, your mathematics dey wicket! Na your type dey fail all the subject but wen biology of ,'that_interior' come, na you win pass!

weldon eo!
Romance / Re: How Long Should A Good Sex Last? by Dnockeror333(m): 1:21pm On Jan 21, 2020
6minutes is enough. After pre-intimacy, came the hugging and urges, after the urges came the insertion of 'the spoon into da pot', then count 1-6, the flabiness of the mandrake tickles into your hearts "this is my end, listen, am the Nature that creates you...."

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Greeting From A Mountainious Region by Dnockeror333(m): 12:19pm On Jan 21, 2020
Hello, I came all the way in shivers from the mountain cold to seek wrapper and a hand.

Can I found an ever assuring love?

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Nairaland / General / Re: Huge Snake Killed In Sapele Delta State by Dnockeror333(m): 7:49pm On Jan 20, 2020
Was this made for human food?

Where snake the food of humanity?

How come you eat anything and get reborn back to these dirty Earth? from dirty to dirty! And see me calling it "sweetheart"!

Dirty....���
Travel / Re: Aerial Photos Of Ogbaru, Onitsha From Second Niger Bridge Site by Dnockeror333(m): 7:44pm On Jan 20, 2020
What type if Betty were you showcasing?

Was this a 20 or a 70year old township?

Have you gone out of this Nation at all, you will keep fir those ruling over our motherland.
Properties / Bank For A Giving Bank Account... by Dnockeror333(m): 8:07am On Jan 11, 2020
Please, how do one found the bank if a person/relation who send a bank account without a giving bank name?

Is there another way than asking the person who reside faraway?
Politics / Re: Oil Pipeline Explodes In Ijegun, Ikotun by Dnockeror333(m): 12:55am On Jan 04, 2020
Erediauwa:
Let us not mistake POVERTY for STUPIDITY.
Is hunger not a stupid force?
Business / Re: I Went To My Bank Since 2018! by Dnockeror333(m): 12:53am On Jan 04, 2020
caribar:

Why don't u try depositing a small amount and withdrawing to know if the account is still functioning, beside, u can also talk to your account officer to check the status of your account for you

I will get someone soon. Thanks.
Business / I Went To My Bank Since 2018! by Dnockeror333(m): 5:18am On Jan 03, 2020
I went to my bank since 2018.

My account was like empty with an amount able to pay my credit card after 2years.

Will it still be durable sending that bank account to a creditor to transfer money into it?
Family / Re: Why Does Sex Slowly Die Off In A Marriage After 10+ Years?? by Dnockeror333(m): 5:14am On Jan 03, 2020
I think, we men need exchange the "borners" who ate set off into their 'oldage 50s' every 9 years for a great sexhood!
Man no dey carry last! �
Family / Re: Why Does Sex Slowly Die Off In A Marriage After 10+ Years?? by Dnockeror333(m): 5:09am On Jan 03, 2020
donbachi:
New year lie...mine is 12,feels like its yesterday.
12?

Any difference?

It's just within the approximative gap!
Politics / Re: Northern Elders’ Forum Orders Fulani Herdsmen To Vacate Southern Nigeria by Dnockeror333(m): 8:07am On Jul 17, 2019
If this was true, if not false news, then they are just removing the eyes of the Southerners from their real aim- to the 'Atlantic'!
Because when death is planned, who among the wicked ones need to inform their victim? #PushThemOut!

Please let me run go toilet�
Business / Re: Don’t Ban Plastic Bags, Polymer President Begs FG by Dnockeror333(m): 7:46am On Jul 15, 2019
VirginSearcher:
Yes, the clueless and incompetent president only knows how to ban established or initiated ideas without making or creating his own, thereby making life so difficult for Nigerians angry

Do you know the health harzard of plastic?

Plastic materials used at home are causes of many health illness! Though we have them do many at home, we could not stop their use because our old people knew nothing of it's harzard, when they are told, they are offended!
Religion / Re: Photo: Man Urinating On Bible By Punch. Sensational Journalism Against Religion by Dnockeror333(m): 12:43pm On Jul 07, 2019
All of you do not understand!
That book is not your maker nor the thing that brought you or that drawn man nor the drawer into being!

That one who brought you here is the Spirit who gave you an heart that man nay not touch and corrupt.

To piss on the word of men means DESCENT AGAINST THE probono!

Yet, I say, that was a WRONG action to have taken! Why? Because it's the fictitious work of a man, men like us!

Why not respect it and pass by?
Do you understand?

#IstandAGAINSTslavery!
Culture / Re: Naomi Ogunwusi: When I Started Preaching, People Wanted To Bring Me Down by Dnockeror333(m): 12:38pm On Jul 07, 2019
You preachrd and are preaching?

You are educated and yet have not read the true history of our people?

History to remove your brothers and sisters from the tightened jaws of slavery!

You think you are preaching, remaining a slave and bringing others into deeper part of the enslavement of religion?

Weldone madam!


Religion is the yardstick of our enslavement!
Politics / Re: Oil Pipeline Explodes In Ijegun, Ikotun by Dnockeror333(m): 10:03am On Jul 04, 2019
[quote author=Erediauwa post=79924614] Let us not mistake POVERTY for STUPIDITY. [/quote


Please, permit me dear!

"Riches lay within guns; who among the poor but strong would bail in, distroy the guns and set riches free to the poor ones?"
Religion / Re: Returning Souls Or Body Stealers: Can Dead People Return? by Dnockeror333(m): 7:39am On Jul 04, 2019
The man on that alter (you call them pastor's? Good) do not know what his masters knew, he is a slave, so enslaved who cocked his head in a said book.

Re-incarnation is true. We might either return in one body or in another body. We might either ascend into other worlds than these Earth or return. We are like The Great God of Creation of billion worlds other than this! For in His image, not really like Him, but His image, man was made.

"The Bible is fiction, stories, allegories, and real life situations turned inside out. Some were truth stolen from Africa against whose natural colours they turned them white to deceive many and be deceived"~ Anonymous.

What is man that He is mindful of him.....? Would he not die, live this body into another and another continuesly until he find rest?

(That REST, is what we are all seeking for in our day to day work which He the great one gave us to do.)

Religion had become a god over which mans blood are casted in tares and gory!

Religion had brought dogma, laws, and obligations and called them 'Gods'! Those are not God's, they are man made. The Great Creator of Worlds had made man a free being, free to do all things in peace if not for the evil that stair us in the face- brought about by that same religion, WE WOULD HAVE PAST THESE WORLD IN PEACE!

REINCARNATION/ RETURNING BACK or THE AFTERLIFE are true. Never you believe it if a man, a son of man, a man of flesh, told you against your thought that ANYTHING you think of, if not sinful, is demonic.

That man who said this, still sleeps under the load of Ancestral slavery, depending on books instead of the Spirit and his own heart.

Thank you.

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Religion / Re: Returning Souls Or Body Stealers: Can Dead People Return? by Dnockeror333(m): 7:20am On Jul 04, 2019
JKisOK:
During a Sunday School session in a Christ Apostolic Church at Surulere, Lagos, a matter cropped up about someone who saw her dead father in dreams, giving her instructions on some matter.

Several suggestions were made to explain the phenomenon, with the Pastor dismissing it as demonic because it contradicted Heb 9:27, "And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment."

The Pastor rather confidently generalised and categorised as evil all stories of departed souls being seen in unfamiliar environments, and the tendency for families to name new babies after a departed relation, in the belief that such were reborn. Can such cases be pinned on demonic body thieves?

Preferring to only listen, I wished I could tell the church that Jide Kosoko, yes, the Nollywood actor, had his maternal lineage enmeshed in such a story. His cousin, my friend, told me. And I am told the man produced a movie on the subject.

Today, a lady, told me of her Dad, a wealthy Igbo businessman, was matchetted to death in ethno-religious riots in Zaria in the 1960s. When the man's pregnant wife delivered, the baby girl bore dark marks all over her body that looked like machete cuts. That baby grew and always told her siblings and mum that she was their father and husband and had returned to continue the assignment of catering for them, which he was prevented from doing by his untimely death.

Can dead people return with repaired bodies? The Bible cites one instance, Matthew 27:52-53, "And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose, And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many."

Really, do we totally understand this subject of dead people having a second chance at life? Have we exposed everything about the cycle of life?

Abi, did the Bible not say in 1 Corinthians 13:9 "For we know in part..." and " Deuteronomy 29:29 "The secret things belong unto the LORD our God: but those things which are revealed belong unto us and to our children for ever, that we may do all the words of this law"?

What are your thoughts? Share factual experiences, please.



PLEASE, CAN YOU HELP PUSH SO WE CAN GET ANSWERS? GOD BLESS YOU GUYS AS ALWAYS

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Politics / Re: Oil Pipeline Explodes In Ijegun, Ikotun by Dnockeror333(m): 7:13am On Jul 04, 2019
Erediauwa:
Thank Heavens the Ijegun/Ikotun youths are not like their counterparts from Gwer LGA in Benue state who foolishly carried their gallons to scoop FREE petrol just to impress one orange seller with the proceeds.

The Ijegun youths are more richer per say than those living in squallor!
If poverty touches your stomach, you will use your hands to do anything legal or illegally, without danger or with danger!
Religion / Religion.... by Dnockeror333(m): 8:29pm On Jul 03, 2019
I came down from distant shores
To world below
This Earth on minions hieght
Through which souls descended against nature's desires
Distroy memories and kingliness of age gone by....
With human propositions and laws
That weaken the vessels of honour
By which men reign
And now without this honour
Because of the weakening effect…
[Effect #of_religion_and_sins]
Man became
The basiest of natural will
To rise out of Earth
After their punishment is done and sealed
Up up up
Forward into the next phase
Phase of being

(Because God is more mightier than what we think He is, the All)

You need rise out of these subterfuges!

#Religion irreligious!
Religion / Re: Planned Marriage To A Jehovah Witness by Dnockeror333(m): 7:50am On Jul 01, 2019
MightySparrow:
I am not talking about JW per se. I am talking doctrinal bias. Let a white garment man marry a white garment. Pentecoastal marry within themselves.

And let an irreligious man marry anyone because an irreligious one who believe everything accept everything and believe that there is God is neutral!
Agriculture / Re: Aligator Or What? by Dnockeror333(m): 4:57am On Jul 01, 2019
starbuck:
Biko, kill that thing and move on with your life

For God to make and for us to kill what we do not need as food is ABHORENT TO NATURE....


Brother, I think it's better to release it back to the wild, into a far waterside.
Agriculture / Re: Aligator Or What? by Dnockeror333(m): 4:54am On Jul 01, 2019
CosmicPhoenix:
gators are not native to africa

So, they are native to China ko? ���
Agriculture / Re: Aligator Or What? by Dnockeror333(m): 4:50am On Jul 01, 2019
OgaVoltron:
Take tolex advice at your own risk. Release it back to the wild. You don't have the finances to keep it. And where did you get it,means crocs are around your area

I fetched water on Sunday morning (yesterday), devided them and kept some aside for my evening bath. In the evening on going near to take my nascent bath I tripped to see it wriggling in my water!



So, it's crocodile baby?
Agriculture / Re: Aligator Or What? by Dnockeror333(m): 4:46am On Jul 01, 2019
sapeleboi:
weed will kill you

Oloro meta����!

I no dey use weed, so go throway urself!

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Agriculture / Re: Aligator Or What? by Dnockeror333(m): 4:45am On Jul 01, 2019
lomprico:


Feed it with insects or u can start giving it meat if u wish.

It's a crocodile

You are not....!

A crocodile?

My head spins!

You do not mean it, did you?
Agriculture / Aligator Or What? by Dnockeror333(m): 9:12pm On Jun 30, 2019
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Is this photo the baby of an aligator?

How can I keep it from dieing, what does it eat? Or should I allow it to return to the wild?

Agriculture / Re: Turkey For Sales by Dnockeror333(m): 5:14am On Jun 08, 2019
How much do we buy one or two of immstute turkey?
Pets / You Need A Tortoise? by Dnockeror333(m): 4:53pm On Jun 01, 2019
Do you need a Tortoise?

It's dimension is 25cm long and 15cm wide.

Let's discuss, how can one sell a Tortoise caught on land?

And, how are they
cared for more than housing in the wet ground and provision of water?

(It's on the picture.)

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