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Naija Babes At It Again
Being a ‘big girl’ Naija also comes with a price to pay. You need the right sense of fashion, a good spoken English, exposure and expensive accessories.
A major problem tends to arise whenever a so called ‘big girl’ fails to meet up with all these requirements. But trust me ‘our babes no dey carry last’, as they always strive to do all they can to keep the pretence of having attained this huge status. It turn out to be a display of big time sit-com, seeing them speak and display as they are forming, gets so silly and hilarious.
Listen to the conversation between me and one Naija babe while I was cruising home from a show in my SUV.
Me : Hello pretty lass can I give you a lift?
Sussy: Well I don’t mind, if only you’re going my way because the seun here is so scotching this afternoon
Me : ‘O boy I don jam luck ooo’. Ok hop in I’m definitely going your way.
Sussy : Thanks you
Me : You’re welcome, so can I meet you I mean get to know you?
Sussy : Well I’m Sussy and you?
Me :I’m Sun but my pals call me doctorey.
Sussy : I grew up in states but my parents relocated to London recently because of the weather in states’
Me: Really!
Sussy: Yes, as a matter of fact they are currently planning to settle in another country and we concluded that UK will be better since they are opportunities to invest there.
Me: Wow! So what does your parents do for a living.
Sussy: They eat good food so they are living fine.
Me: I mean their job.
Sussy: Ah okay………….my mum works in the world’s bank and my dad is US ‘ambasendoor’ to Nigeria
Me: Ambassador of united state?
Sussy: Yes in…fact…..
(cuts in quickly
Me : But you said they relocated I guess?
Sussy: Ehn… by ‘they’ I mean my mom. You know we have a lot of respect here in Nigeria (smiles)
Me: Hmm I see. So what are you up to now?
Sussy: I wasn’t going up oo I was only waiting for my driver then but I’m sure the car broke down that was why you met me there the other time.
Me: I see, so are you a car mechanic I mean how were you able to predict that?
Sussy: No ooo just yesterday the car alerted us you know it is the latest koenigsegg CCXR trevita
Me; wow! That’s incredible. So what are you doing in Nigeria presently ?
Sussy: Well I’m here for two reasons first ‘to schooling’ because my parents want me to learn our culture second to help the poor I heard that people are really suffering here.
Me: Yes we are can’t you see?
Sussy: Eya I me ouch, I am working with my P.A so as to get the data of the poor people’
Me: Do you mind we stop by here to order for shawarma
Sussy : It is okay, it just that their Shawarma in this country does not usually have good flavor. I prefer the ones with strawberry flavor but it is that of vanilla that is common here.
Me: Please get out of my car!
Sussy: Ah! What did I done?
Me: Get out! ‘yeye fowl’
Watch out for more episodes…….

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Deblow: Utter rubbish! Those of u commending this thrash n crap are responsible for all these networks taking us for granted. Glo tried my foot! 350mb for 1k! What a review! Glo, a very stingy indigenous company leading other foreign coys in the league to milk us dry! Why is the cost of Internet services so high in Nigeria? Adenuga once boasted that the amount he made in profit from Conoil in a month, he made from Glo in a week! Isn't that instructive enough for us to know that these guys are making an input of 1 but getting an output of 1000? Why are some of us having a kind of "suffering and smiling" mentality. As far as am concerned, am gonna keep bombarding them until they sell 1g for N200 because even at that they will still be making a huge profit margin. Garrulous task masters!

you no lie ooh my bro this people are just out to suck us dry browsing in this ountry is almost as expensive as saving toward buying a land in abuja

[quote author=Allwellcj]Pls o, is d tecno p3 fone available in naija nw? How much does is it go for



so the popular adage is true that "if u want to hide something from an African especially a Nigerian just keep in a book". imagine the question you were asking while it had been written boldly in the post the country where it had only been lunched. now scroll to the top and re - read all over again lazy reader.

Allwellcj: Pls o, is d tecno p3 fone available in naija nw? How much does is it for?

so the popular adage is true that "if u want to hide something from an African especially a Nigerian just keep in a book". imagine the question you were asking while it had been written boldly in the post the country where it had only been lunched. now scroll to the top and re - read all over again lazy reader.

osazone1: (1) Wey U̶̲̥̅ , take shape Oo°˚˚˚°
(2) U̶̲̥̅ wan kill U̶̲̥̅яself by U̶̲̥̅яself?
(3) Omoboy..., ♍a̶̲̥̅̊kε̲̣̣̣̥ U̶̲̥̅я head d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ U̶̲̥̅я neck Oo°˚˚˚°
(4) Oboy, head bU̶̲̥̅яn...
(5) Person wey no d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ shout, e no mean say him voice no loud Oo°˚˚˚°
(6) Ikebe no d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ tire D̶̲̥̅̊ owner, no mata D̶̲̥̅̊ size
(7) Monkey no fine, but e mama lyk am
( U̶̲̥̅ d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ fyn story na, U̶̲̥̅ go hear aproko
Just too many...

we don see u. e be lyk say na u go first use bb abi? abegi write wetin all man go fit read or make u dey ur lane

sure way: The last time l board..a bus to unilag 4rm yaba the street light bulds were on around 2pm...
Start by asking the Goverment..

lol dat one concern government oo

u too dey form.
yawa gas.
na wa.
ajebor.
pako pikin.
if u kolet u go cordinate.
okada no dey get reverse.
make i chill jare

Its a conversation between a boy and a girl claiming who is more mature.
Girl: I've gotten a per time job for like three months now that means I have been assisting my parents since then.
Boy: I was a born hustler and will hustle till i die which means that I have never been a burden to my parents.
Girl: I manage the home and do all the cookings.
Boy: I cook with pleasure and wash mumy's undies.
Girl : you needn't wash that you know.
Boy : And yet I did it anyway.
Girl : I bath my siblings..........
Boy: realy?
Girl: yeah plus I'm growing big boobs already guess you can see that.
Boy: Hmm I bet you can't withstand the sight of my balls if I unleash them.
Girl: youuuuu....
Boy: (exclaimed) allll...right! (now he whispered) I just nailed a virgin girl.
Girl: meaning?
Boy: I matured sexually too and now an addict plus you could be the next on my rader.
Girl faints. And displayed her immaturity in that regards.

Nairalanders!!!! Say something.

Na wa ooo e be like say na mute mode dey activated for here oo?

Na wa ooo e be like say na mute mode dey activated for here oo?

Hi nairalanders, considering the controvercies the young talented Nigerian musician (DAVIDO) had gotten himself into in recent times and the assumed beef goin on between him and yet another young lad
making waves in music industery (WIZ KID) reping '' pepsi'' currently, I have been doing this thinking all alone withing my self not untill some couple of friends showed up. It seems to be a lively gist here so I decided to air the gist so the fun will go on. Can not wait to get your opinions thanks.

50calibre: £800,000 just on rings? We are speaking of about 200 million naira here, na wah oh! Football is blood money, recession or credit crunch no dey their dictionary.

Hmm! I tell u no be lie oo futball na real blood money....

whitesoul212: @op
Nice pics.But seriously your babe's face reminds me of Homo Erectus.

haba!
Dats unfair she is a true african lady with shiny white teeth and ebony skin complexion

The couples luk cool. Hmmm cnt deny it i luv the blend 'a bit fair mixed wit ebony'

Helloooo.... Am so new here wana share ideas with u guys. But it would really hurt me when my posts remain unread.