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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Launches A 'limited' Ground Offensive In Southern Lebanon(photos) by doncartel: 10:30am On Oct 01
This operation is necessary because hezbollah terrorists have refused to allow Israeli civilians to move back to their houses near the border. The task of the Israeli army now is to mop up and secure the border areas.

Never forget that almost 7 million Jewish people were murdered by Adolf Hitler. The fool committed suicide before he could be caught. It is with that anger which Israel would have used to torture him to death, that they have now been using to deal with anybody who threatens them now.

Iran, hamas, hezbollah etc are in for a long ride of serious torture.

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Politics / Re: Independence: Nigeria On The Brink Of One-party Dictatorship – Atiku by doncartel: 7:23pm On Sep 30
Nice one from Atiku. The truth is that Obasanjo and PDP entrenched electoral malpractices in Nigeria.

The same way Tinibu and Buhari rose up despite the PDP electoral malpractices of Obasanjo is the same way Atiku and Obi will have to rise up despite the APC electoral malpractices of Tinibu.
Politics / Re: Verydarkman Apologises To Femi Falana Over Bobrisky’s Bribery Claims by doncartel: 6:59pm On Sep 30
Nice one from Verydarkman. Baba Falana has long paid his dues fighting for the masses since the military days.

Vdm, you wan open Baba backside for outside? Baba is now being classified with bobrisky and portable.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Kills Hassan Khalil Yassin, Who Replaced Hassan Nasrallah by doncartel: 12:32pm On Sep 30
Israel is very capable of placing a ban on hezbollah having any leader. Once you appoint, he collects wotowoto, once you appoint, he collects wotowoto, lol.

Mind you, Israel has already taken control of all land, air and sea borders of Lebanon.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Hezbollah Confirms The Killing Of Its Leader Hassan Nasrallah by doncartel: 3:12pm On Sep 28
I watched the bombardment of Nasrallah’s house I swear Israel is the second most powerful military force in the world after USA.

Nasrallah and Hezbollah refused to stop attacking Israeli civilians in the border region, so they deserve the bombardment.

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Nairaland / General / Re: These Are The Most Effective Way To Ruin Your Life. by doncartel: 12:25pm On Sep 28
What of Tinibu that does all these including hard drugs (he plays alaye video games) but became the president
Politics / Re: October 1 Protest: Organisers Write Police, Seek Security by doncartel: 3:20pm On Sep 27
Minimum wage should also be increased to #100k.

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Celebrities / Re: 'Damn Pretty' - Bobrisky In A New Video Amidst VeryDarkMan’s Saga by doncartel: 2:58pm On Sep 27
I support Bobrisky but she should apologize publicly to that guy for not paying his #4 million. Verydarkman is my friend but if a hardened criminal can be president of Nigeria then I don’t understand his problem with gays and transgenders. How does that affect the problem of no food on the table and no democracy in the government?

Maybe conservative activists like him who admire Saudi Arabia, are at war with Liberal activists like me who admire America.

We Liberals are campaigning for legalization of weed, gay marriage, pro-abortion, social welfare, unemployment benefits, job creation, good governance, anti-corruption, development, democracy, infrastructure, global peace, cultural fiestas, carnivals, music concerts, public nudity, fashion shows, street parties, pornography, prostitution, nightclubbing, festivals, sports and a generally happy society.
Travel / Re: Array Of Boeing 747 Jumbo Jets; Which Airline Livery Is The Finest? by doncartel: 7:10pm On Sep 26
American Airlines.
Travel / Re: The Nigerian Passport Is Completely Damaged See What An Airline Staff Showed Me by doncartel: 7:17pm On Sep 25
You mean we are now recognized as the giant criminals of Africa, chai
Fashion / Re: Fashion Or Madness by doncartel: 6:37pm On Sep 25
It’s just modern fashion, nice and pleasant. In about 50 years time, one of the trending fashion will be called stark nudity.

That’s where you simply come out of the bathroom, towel your body, wear your slippers and zoom off into the highway.

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Politics / Re: Organisers Of Fearless In October Protest Release Details by doncartel: 10:52am On Sep 25
One way to understand Nigeria is to look at the Gulf Arab countries. Most Saudi masses don’t want democracy, they prefer monarchy.

Saudis also believe that the royal family is free to enjoy the country’s oil money as long as they share a comfortable amount to the masses.

Most Nigerians are Saudi-minded while most Igbos are Israeli-minded. Igbos dislike monarchy (Igbo enwere-eze) neither do we tolerate anybody feeling entitled to the public purse.
Politics / Re: The Audacity Of “Go To Court”: A Threat To Free And Fair Elections In Nigeria by doncartel: 6:12pm On Sep 24
I feel we should just scrap elections and give Tinibu life presidency because most Nigerians are not bothered by democracy or good governance.

It’s better to join the online campaign for Kamala Harris and also write suggestions on how she can achieve a $100 trillion economy within 2 or 3 years.
Politics / Re: Edo Guber: Damage You Caused Will Haunt Your Children – Peter Obi Tells INEC by doncartel: 7:13pm On Sep 23
The time has come for we Igbos to focus on development of Igboland.

Think of Igboland as Israel and Nigeria as the Arabs. Our land is bigger than Israel but Israel defeated all Arab countries within 6 days. If we develop our land sufficiently, a time will come when we will just announce that we are leaving the federation of Nigeria and there will be no challenge.
Politics / Re: Bandits Threaten To Kidnap Tinubu by doncartel: 3:39pm On Sep 23
The same way prostitutes rescued Nigeria from Abacha, now bandits to rescue Nigeria from Tinibu.

The next one may be ‘Armed robbers rescue Nigerians from Shettima. Nigerians demand release of all armed robbers from prison.’
Crime / Re: Young Boys Flaunt Charms Given By Herbalist To Cash Out Online (Photos) by doncartel: 3:21pm On Sep 23
ThinkSmarter:
When it works, remember terms and conditions dey sha.
Nothing goes for nothing.
If dem no shorten ur life, your wealth go vamoose in mysterious circumstances.
Or you no fit give belle.
Or you go dey do silly things like eating shit.
Action and reaction are equal and opposite.

Their explanation is usually that the white man killed, tortured, colonized, raped, stole from, kidnapped, imprisoned, traded and exported millions of our people as slaves. They believe that this gives them the moral justification to scam the white man.

This is the same explanation that they give the shrine which makes the shrine to assist them.

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests 38-year-old Drug Trafficking Suspect At Kano Airport by doncartel: 7:41pm On Sep 22
If the Iran trip had been successful, na like 300k dollars for dey pocket.

Na to pick up the new Lamborghini SUV with an apartment in Lekki. Obtain latest iPhone 16. Now take babe and her friends for shopping at Louis Vuitton. Still host swimming pool party at Eko Atlantic.
Agriculture / Re: Goat Gets A Bag Stuck On Its Head, Causes Commotion (Video) by doncartel: 8:03pm On Sep 21
RichIgboBoy:
One of APC miscreants grin

That’s like an insult to the goat.

Better comparisons for Apc include satanist, principality, vampire, gollum, sadist, criminal, terrorist, thief, agbadorian, onye mgbu, barawo, omila, suicide bomber, boko haram, iswap etc.

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Religion / Re: ‘it’s A Lie’, CAN Fumes Over Chosen Member Exam Malpractice Testimony by doncartel: 3:32pm On Sep 21
Maybe it was also Chosen that made Tinibu to graduate from a school (with flying colours) before the establishment of the school.
Politics / Re: Edo 2024 Election: Who Will Win The Governorship Election? Who Has Your Support? by doncartel: 12:11pm On Sep 21
Olu Akpata is our guy. Labour Party will provide jobs and infrastructure for Edolites.

Anybody voting Apc anywhere globally can be described as a walking shithouse.
Family / Re: Who Will Your Son First Buy Car For ,his Wife Or The Mother ? by doncartel: 3:18pm On Sep 19
Na to call family meeting and decide who need car more than the other or decide whether they should share one car.
Politics / Re: Hardship: I Regret Voting For Tinubu - Nigerian Man (Video) by doncartel: 3:01pm On Sep 19
Israeli Mossad should please assist Nigerians by taking out Tinibu. His muslim/muslim government contains many fanatics who may be helping hamas and hezbollah.

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Politics / Re: ‘You Made A Wicked Decision’ – Seun Kuti Blasts Tinubu Over Fuel Subsidy Removal by doncartel: 7:43pm On Sep 18
The reason why Nigeria cannot move forward is because Satan resides in Nigeria as his headquarters.
Romance / Re: I Need A Husband; Please Help My Life - Lady (Photo) by doncartel: 5:26pm On Sep 18
Don’t be hard on yourself babe, it’s all because of Tinibu. Men can barely feed themselves nowadays.

During Jonathan na mass wedding dey reign that time. I once married 4 babes in the club but divorced them all within the club.

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Food / Re: What Is The Maximum Time You Spend Eating A Meal? (pictures) by doncartel: 5:06pm On Sep 18
15 minutes but that may increase when eating my favorite food which is potato chips and egg.
Politics / Re: Photo Of Former President Buhari In The UK by doncartel: 3:34pm On Sep 16
I just like the way they disappear after office. This is like the first time I’m seeing Buhari this year. May we also forget Tinibu very soon.
Celebrities / Re: Portable Meets Peter Obi (Photos, Video) by doncartel: 3:22pm On Sep 16
Agbadorians gradually porting towards Obi. Hand of hunger go still touch them more make their brain reset more.
Politics / Re: 2027: Reno Omokri Threatens Atiku by doncartel: 9:04am On Sep 15
So on judgment day, O’monkey will tell God that he spent his life harassing Peter Obi?

He will then be classified under ‘witches and wizards’.
Politics / Re: I'm Ready To Be Vice President - Peter Obi Tells Nigerians by doncartel: 3:38pm On Sep 13
If you want Nigerian economy to overtake American economy within 6 months, just put Aliko Dangote for President and Peter Obi for Vice President.

That’s when you will see masses protesting that the enjoyment is too much.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Goes Missing In Transit Again - Punch Editorial by doncartel: 3:23pm On Sep 13
Maybe Tinibu’s aeroplane pilot performed like Tinibu. Then it’s time to swear in Shettima.
Politics / Re: I’m Ready To Be VP If I See Someone Who Will Perform Better, Says Peter Obi by doncartel: 3:18pm On Sep 13
Peppysco:


And you think Bukola Saraki is Yoruba?

He’s representing both North and South-West. As Kamala is representing both Africans and Indians.

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