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Politics / Re: You See That Thing That They Say About What Goes Around Coming Around? by doncartel: 6:15pm On Sep 08 |
Tinibu is a disgrace to Chicago. Imagine Buhari, a nomad, performed better than their graduate? They should think about withdrawing that certificate asap. |
Politics / Re: Act Quickly, Save Masses From Hardship — Olatunbosun Oyintiloye by doncartel: 6:02pm On Sep 08 |
Tinibu now developing France after developing Chicago. |
Religion / Re: Top 10 Countries With The Highest Number Of Churches 2024 by doncartel: 10:33am On Sep 08 |
Haba OP. Even some armed robbers hideouts in Nigeria contain churches. |
Politics / Re: APC, Buhari, Tinubu, Others Destroyed Nigeria – Salihu Lukman by doncartel: 9:00pm On Sep 07 |
The opposition parties share part of the blame for not merging into a grand coalition to rescue Nigerians from Apc. Maybe they collected few peanuts in exchange. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: U.S Warns Putin: 'Stop Talking About Our Elections' (Photos) by doncartel: 2:39pm On Sep 06 |
Kamala is a divine leader selected by God to lead the whole world to the promised land. My advice to her is to focus on achieving $100 trillion US economy within 3 years. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Mockingly Endorses Kamala Harris For US President (Photos) by doncartel: 6:34pm On Sep 05 |
Putin, Trump and Tinibu are all birds of the same feather that only simps would like to have as their presidents. Vote for Zelensky, Kamala and Peter Obi. |
Celebrities / Re: Portable Shares Video Of His Spiritual Fortification (Photos) by doncartel: 8:30pm On Sep 04 |
The problem now is that some of his fans will be more careful how they dance to his music. Because it could be the marine goddess of Oshogbo that fortified the music thereby making them to dance like who take kaikai. |
Travel / Re: Which Country Gives Visa To Nigeria Passport Holder Easily.. by doncartel: 2:29pm On Sep 04 |
(In horror film voice) Going somewhere? Hahahahahaha. You can’t escape from the renewed criminal Tinibu. Hahahahahaha. But seriously, have you considered Cyprus, South Africa, Dubai, Turkey, Saudi, Malaysia etc? If you can volunteer for war, then also consider Ukraine and the Palestinian territories. 1 Like |
Health / Re: I Have Just Infected 2 Girls With Herpes by doncartel: 1:23pm On Sep 04 |
DeLaRue: With 24 strokes daily throughout the prison term. |
Politics / Re: Tinubu, Obi, Atiku Should Step Aside, We Need New Faces - Kenneth Okonkwo (vid) by doncartel: 1:13pm On Sep 04 |
I heard a rumor that Atiku, Obi and Kwankwaso were given #25 billion each, in exchange for not merging. This is to ensure smooth looting by Tinibu until 2031. I doubt Obi would be part of such agreement but maybe some of his subordinates collected the money. And they are now brainwashing him that merger will not be good for Labour Party and Obidient movement. Anything is POssible in Nigeria. |
Politics / Re: Fuel Hike: "Lord Forgive Me For I Have Sinned" - Man Begs For Castigating GEJ by doncartel: 12:42pm On Sep 04 |
@OP, I also apologize for voting Apc in 2015. Some of us did so out of good intentions, thinking that that nomad was going to reduce corruption. Let’s not really blame Nigerians, we were just trying out different ideas for the betterment of our country. I came back to my senses within 6 or 7 months of the nomad and have been with my senses ever since. I was fully against the current psychopath in 2023. So yes, many reasonable people made a mistake in 2015. Our anger should now be directed at the opposition parties who have refused to merge and rescue Nigerians from the mistake we innocently made. |
Politics / Re: Our Reforms Will Lead To Economic Growth, Says Tinubu by doncartel: 9:30am On Sep 04 |
Reform ko, what we need is to be rescued from Tinibu who came to kill, steal and destroy. He’s now in Phase 2 of his destruction agenda. By the time he gets to Phase 4, we may need to recall the British colonialists. 1 Like 1 Share |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Gets Lavish Welcome Party In Mongolia, As He Arrives In Style (Photos) by doncartel: 8:26pm On Sep 03 |
Ukraine now moving to capture Moscow. Kamala for president. Up up USA, Ukraine, NATO and Israel. Down with Russia and China. |
Politics / Re: Nobody Is Above This Party, PDP Tells Wike by doncartel: 5:05pm On Sep 03 |
Wike is a drunken noisemaker. Fubara should not be intimidated. Fubara till 2035. |
Politics / Re: Can Nigeria Survive Tinubu by doncartel: 3:08pm On Sep 03 |
tensazangetsu20: We can’t blame the Northerners and Yorubas for supporting their brothers Atiku and Tinibu, it’s a natural human instinct. But at the right time, Peter Obi will take over and Nigeria will begin to shine. |
Politics / Re: Can Nigeria Survive Tinubu by doncartel: 2:53pm On Sep 03 |
One thousand Tinibus cannot bring down Nigeria. Germany today is one of the most developed countries in the world but they survived one thousand Tinibus (Adolf Hitler). Nigeria will eventually be like Germany of today when people like Peter Obi take over after Tinibu. |
Crime / Re: Frenchman Accused Of Letting Dozens Of Men Rape His Drugged Wife by doncartel: 8:06pm On Sep 02 |
Sonnobax15: The man is very mad but honestly he’s not as mad as Tinibu, a heartless psychopath who has plunged Nigerians into unprecedented suffering. The goblin then went on a spending jamboree of trillions while awarding his children a contract of 15 trillion naira. The Frenchman will not even agree to be kept in the same cell as Tinibu. |
Politics / Re: 2027: Atiku, Obi, Kwankwaso Planning Possible Merger – PDP by doncartel: 3:12pm On Sep 02 |
Obi should accept to vice Atiku while Kwankwaso should wait for the next Northern slot. He can hold body with Senate presidency. If the opposition parties cannot ginger a coalition the same way Apc did in 2015, then Nigeria becomes a one-party state. 1 Like 1 Share |
Health / Re: Help! My Younger Brother Is Going Mad. by doncartel: 2:34pm On Sep 02 |
Haven’t you heard of a functional drug addict? Watch the film Scarface by Tony Montana. The guy became a dollar billionaire while taking cocaine like water. Your brother may later succeed in life even more than Dangote. In fact, there’s another man known as Gbola Tigbogbo. This one surpassed both Dangote and Tony Montana. He became the president of a country while taking heroin like water. The only sign of his addiction was that the country’s economy collapsed and the people were dying of hunger. But the important thing is that he became the president of a country. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Nigeria’s $1Trillion Economy Target Under Tinubu Impossible – Rewane by doncartel: 1:47pm On Aug 31 |
Tinibu should watch and learn as Kamala Harris takes USA to $100 trillion economic gdp within 2 years. |
Politics / Re: Buying Presidential Jet While Nigerians Go Hungry Is Failue - Donald Duke by doncartel: 1:12pm On Aug 31 |
Buhari and Tinibu both have ear problems. They are like psychopaths who operate mindlessly on a path of total incompetence and corruption respectively. 2 Likes |
Career / Re: Nigerian-Born Kelechi Ndukwe Promoted To Captain In U.S Navy, To Command Warship by doncartel: 9:14pm On Aug 30 |
Russia is finished in the upcoming nuclear war. Captain Kelechi will use just two aircraft carriers to finish Moscow city with nuclear bombardment. |
Politics / Re: Re: Peter Obi's Condemnation Of Threat By Nigerian-Canadian Woman - Reno Omokri by doncartel: 3:42pm On Aug 30 |
Excellent reply from Peter Obi. My only advice is that opposition merger is the only way forward for Nigeria. Anything short of merger will result in Apc victory in 2027. |
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Departs For China On Official Visit by doncartel: 8:11pm On Aug 29 |
He will only come back with monkeypox and coronavirus. |
Celebrities / Re: Cubana Chief Priest Shows His Somersaulting Skills (Video) by doncartel: 7:32pm On Aug 29 |
Maybe he was among those who represented Nigeria at Olympics, which explains our performance there. |
Politics / Re: 92% Of Nigerians Arrested For Drug Offences In India Are From One Region- Omokri by doncartel: 5:21pm On Aug 28 |
Reno Ofoolery again. This was the type of accusation that Adolf Hitler made against the Jewish people. He even killed 6.6 million Jewish people. Yet the Jewish people remain on top globally. We Igbos are Jewish so nothing can shake us. Not even Reno the toilet shaker whose shit has destroyed many toilets. He once shat in a foreign toilet, long story short, he was detained for destroying a public facility. |
Romance / Re: "I Had Sex With Everybody I Wanted To Now It’s Time To Get Married" - Girl by doncartel: 10:24am On Aug 28 |
I support her. I wonder why males are always jealous of ladies who have numerous body count. There’s nothing wrong with an intending couple having a body count of two or three thousand bodies each. That’s how it is in western countries and that’s how it will be in Nigeria whether anybody likes it or not. It’s left for you to reduce your level of subconscious jealousy and accept that your wife enjoyed her youth the same way you did. |
Religion / Re: Members Of Ghana Church Pray With Passport & Flags Of Countries They Want by doncartel: 4:35pm On Aug 27 |
Have you noticed that while poor Nigerians japa abroad, it is billionaire expatriates that japa to Nigeria? Like the multinational oil giants and the Chagoury family who just won the 15 trillion naira Lagos-Calabar road contract. They see Nigeria as paradise. Any poor person that japa to Nigeria is only moving from frying pan to fire. |
Politics / Re: Edo APC Leaders Stunned As Court Of Re-Validate Asue Ighodalo's Candidacy by doncartel: 7:40pm On Aug 26 |
May God cause confusion in Apc and Pdp so that Olumide Akpata of LP can win total landslide victory. Edo people!! Oba ghato kpere ise!! I be Anambra man but I love Edo people wella. Na Edo man show me the way to cash out legit when I dey Europe. So na the same way I dey show Edo people Olumide Akpata of LP now, for the betterment of Edo state. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: Israel Adesanya: Lagos Women Are Runs Girls, Ashawo Kobo Kobo (Video) by doncartel: 4:13pm On Aug 26 |
vanbonattel: Lol, Lagos babes are now angry with that Plessis. Why didn’t he maintain the chokehold to see whether Israel can be chatting shit after joining ancestor? All Lagos boys are also looking for sugar mummy to help out with the tinubulation, so what’s his point? We all saw how Dangote was shedding tears the other day after passing through tinubulation. 1 Like |
Car Talk / Re: See The Price Of Brand New Peugeot Saloon Car In 1984 and Its Worth Today by doncartel: 3:39pm On Aug 26 |
What we need is a bipartisan appeal to Aunty Ngozi to come home from World Trade Organization and lead a 1 year interim government to rescue Nigeria from the abyss. No Pdp, Apc or Lp, just Aunty Ngozi. |
Politics / Re: How Are People Coping- Things Are So Expensive by doncartel: 12:50pm On Aug 26 |
It’s remarkable how Tinibu was able to surpass the worst imaginations of his opponents. Imagine mocking a person and saying that the person can’t score up to 40% to pass an exam, only for the person to score 0%. 2 Likes |
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