Hmm

G

FTC

Smh

Jennyclay:
Your landlady and her daughter didn't pull a gun on your head to lend her 10k or buy meatpie for her. If you don't have money to lend or buy meatpie politely tell them you're a broke man and they would understand.
Broke men with their numerous wahala Nawa o., you hurriedly open a thread because of 10k and #500 meatpie . Shame on you.

No be your fault , na so you and ur mama sef dey beg.

broke ass bitches

Romanoff:
One of the things I hate in a lady is the beezz that they just put outside for the whole world to see.

Unless you're breastfeeding in public, this is distasteful.

A rare gem

ItooWorWor:
Lmao


Reminds me of one Kenya presidential candidate that only lead online but during main election he was OYO

When APC won in Ekiti, Inec didn't get it right , but when they lost in Osun , Inec got it right....

See as dem dey use us play pink pong

Ebi ti fe yo oju OP

I don't know why this MURIC go dey chook mouth for every matter , the mumu too much

PaChukwudi44:
Tinubu does not want us to know his real age and identity.His certificates are not missing

Comrade one bottle of hennessy for you.....Sharp Nigga

Trueprophet91:



All these Cele people showing off weapons...




I see a Cele priest abducted in the middle of the day in the center of a major City in Nigeria.
I see thunder and lightning strike. I see the bandits scatter in a thousand directions.




My eyes are seeing and my ears are hearing

All of una dey see nonsense for this Buhari Regime

Vinnie2000:
Ladies tho. See what she is capping!

If the guy had rushed her and taking her clothes off, she would have been saying 'Daniel, stop na, i dont want sex o' but will still stylishly open her thighs to give him the coochie to fvck!

The next morning, she will say 'Daniel, now dat you forced urself on me, hope you are happy?

Very funny and manipulative gender!

You can never understand that gender, confused destinies

People re hailing them or am I seeing something else.

You no go mind your business before them pour hotwater for ur head, no be everything you see you go talk, chochocho , the thing no dey tire you

Obi is the man of the moment, but I fear those cabals that would surround him if he eventually wins won't allow him to fulfill all these promises....

Women dey do this nonsense pass, but na coded

LaSenior:
oga this is a girl I am planning to marry even her family knows me too well

Am fine with her keeping male friends if her male besties are happy seeing her with me or happy knowing that she has a boyfriend and they decide to be Just friend

Her male besties wants to see her pants they want something more than besties with her
Besties wishing that she was dating them

Am not stupid to bring things here you are not in my shoes and you won't understand this till it gets to your turn

Oga u don dey see red flag and u dey ask for advice, one or more of those besties dey nack ur babe back to back....You won't run for your life abi

Rip to the dead
But wayray full this Nairaland, one wayray above me dey talk say why beautiful people dey die, shey na ugly people suppose dey die ?

onez:
Please we need leg work in Kano. I believe Kano youth will soon do the needful. NLC and Trade Union Congress should convert all their offices in Kano and all far northern states for this revolution.

Lol
Kano youths wey no fit join una during endsars , you think most of the northern youths share the same ideology as the ones down south

Enipe?

Dem say na DSS do am

All these Meth beggars and sapa, if sapa
don reach thier side ,na to dey see nonsense like false prophet 1

See my feefu from Afghaneastern flood this thread like say na ipob matter, tueh

ravensckar:
Mine was on the contrary. Na my papa scatter the free kpekus wey I don arrange for long.

There's this lady whose mum attend our prayer gathering (Asalatu). Initially, it was only the mum alone that used to attend. I sha noticed that the mum likes me so much, she'll be smiling while talking to me. Asking me about school, studies and life after school. Long story cut short, she brought her daughter (tall, fair, beautiful & well endowed) to the group and specifically introduced us.

We became so close that I started getting the son in-law vibe from the mum. The mum now jokingly told my dad that she'd be expecting him to pay her a visit soon so as to formalize the union. Na there kasala take burst. My dad told her that it will be better for her if her daughter is unmarried than to betroth her to me. That she probably don't know my nickname 'Shevchenko'. I no dey miss one on one. And that by the time I destroyed her daughter's womb, las las, I no go still marry her. The woman was beyond shocked.

As if that was not enough, my dad made a public sermon also talking about how humans can never be perfect. He said for example, as intelligent and well-behaved as I am, I no dey use eye see women (especially a fair & beautiful one). The man burn my cable publicly. Na so the relationship crashed before it even began. It took me a while to forgive him for that action because I been don program that chick for long term chopping. Aside that, every other lady in that our group started avoiding me like plague. It was even rumoured that if they smile at me, they will be hooked.


Fast forward to 5 years ago when I introduced my then fiancé to him. This man started again. He asked her if she truly knows what she's getting into. That I just look responsible for face but I no dey use eye see anything under skirt. After asking her which university she graduated from, my dad told her he was sure that I'd have other girlfriends in that same institution. Fear catch my fiancé. But luckily, I had told her everything about my past and how I've repented. Na there that relationship too for hit rock.


Some years later, I asked him why he was deliberately sabotaging me. He said he wants the ladies to know what they are getting into. Since him self born female pikin, he wouldn't open his eyes and let me destroy someone daughter's future.

So, those of una wey una parents dey try arrange for una, you people are very lucky. Me, after I don suffer arrange chick for myself, na my papa go scatter everything.

Ur papa na real Nigga, One bottle of chapman for him

miwe:
I like Tinubu but his chances of winning is slim.
They should have blocked him from getting the ticket. He will lose key states like Delta, Rivers and Imo. He will loose the entire east and South South.
I see him winning only Southwest States excluding Oyo. Even Edo state is for PDP.
Most South West youths are rallying for Peter Obi. It's game over for Asiwaju. His presidential bid is a huge mistake.
He cannot get northern votes without a Northern Muslim Vice. That's where his failure will begin. Tinubu has been scammed.
North is definitely going to AA.

Your mumu too much, you think say ur mumu permutation na hin people dey use vote...

I won't insult you cause I know how it feels , you think you re in soup , but you will be in greater soup if you try to abort the pregnancy and there re complications.
Also it doesn't mean she can't continue her Education that depends on her....
Just know you're now having two big responsibi on ur neck , Mother and baby....
The only issue is the girls father, I don't know what you can do about that, but just find someone the man listens to, you can ask her daughter about that.......

For those of u insulting him about not using CD, I am certain 90% of you re doing raw with ur babe and using postinoor , Eyin wayray gbogbo

Ndigbo dey yarn Opata

Yahya na fool aswearugud

Baba ni wan gree

Gedeme002:
Tinubu shock me tonight, i swear

He knows how to play the damn game....

Donpuffy:
Yoruba knows how to strategize.

Lmaoooo