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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Eklipse Consults:best Company In Nigeria Is Currently Recruiting by Donpizzle(m): 7:11pm On Jan 14, 2017
oly4success@gmail.com
Investment / Re: Investors Stranded As MMM Reopens by Donpizzle(m): 9:05am On Jan 14, 2017
progress69:


Lol. Trying to prove a point, then u go back and cancel? Lol

Your block head is obvious for the world to see. Did you see the date on the PH request? Compare the date of the PH request to the date of his post. Are they the same?
Some Nigerians problem is lack of logical reasoning. No wonder a lot are unemployed.

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Investment / Re: Investors Stranded As MMM Reopens by Donpizzle(m): 8:52am On Jan 14, 2017
Where are all these #2m, #1.5m, #700k donations entering? The answer is simple; its either the participants are exaggerating the amount or the guiders are GHing everything into their pocket. My only advise for sergey mavrodi is to STOP GUIDERS BONUS.

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Investment / Re: Even If MMM Returns … - Ideology by Donpizzle(m): 5:53am On Jan 14, 2017
ideology:
Time will tell kiss kiss kiss kiss

MMM is pure 419

i will not be surprised to find out that u are a guilder, milking gullible Nigerians

Just 3 words for MMM haterz. Who una epp?
The worst is most of them are symbol of poverty. Instead of looking for how to join the train of wealth, they prefer dragging people into their poverty. Haterz don't advise us, first help your poor lives. #youareAfool

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Investment / Re: MMM GH Is Up To 500,000 And Not 100,000 (proof Attached) by Donpizzle(m): 5:50am On Jan 14, 2017
Just 3 words for MMM haterz. Who you epp?
The worst is most of them are symbol of poverty. Instead of looking for how to join the train of wealth, they prefer dragging people into their poverty. Haterz don't advise us, first help your poor lives. #fools
Investment / Re: Even If MMM Returns … - Ideology by Donpizzle(m): 5:33am On Jan 14, 2017
ideology:
Wise up bro cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Pray for people to even pledge to provide help,
But I suspect the guilders using their money to provide help to create an impression that the system is ok, better still MMM will get funds from MMM Kenya or Ghana to pay, hence creating a false impression that MMM is Back


If u successfully get your money run for your life grin grin grin grin

Blockhead

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Investment / Re: The Death Of MMM by Donpizzle(m): 5:15am On Jan 14, 2017
soldierdollar:
If you missed my last article that got me much enemies, see it here>>https://www.nairaland.com/3517058/why-think-mmm-not-helping

I will have to congratulate Mavrodi for keeping to his promise of resuming in record time. Most of all, I will congratulate him for his ever convincing way with which he radicalizes his ever vulnerable victims. Mavrodi surely needs an award in radicalism. If you wonder how he targets , entices and lures his victims, perhaps you should also wonder how Shekau lures his suicide bombers.

MMM is back. It is back, this time, to announce its death- like a dying man writing his will. MMM's latest update about it's resumption leaves a lot to be desired.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/4734651_c2cvszfwiaexocw_jpeg35746151913f21e12a5c51fa1fe5786d

(How many days make 'a couple of days'?)

Unlike the robust MMM we used to know, MMM, like a drowning man, is gasping for breath and making desperate clutches on straws. From the bolded sentences above, Mavrodi knows he need not set this limit by himself. He knows with the shortage of PHers, it will take forever for all "matured" mavros to get help. But what did he do? He cleverly manufactures an explanation that "we will only pay a certain amount per day" and serves it hot to his ever loyal zombies(couldn't find a softer word). He did not stop at that, but he makes sure he clears all logical doubts from their heads by affirming that,"We''re the ones setting the limits, so it''s completely under our control, and we are not expecting any emergencies in principle. Have no fear and go on about your business as usual " .

But a logical question any sane person would beg for an answer is, " By setting a limit to paybacks, does it imply he will be setting a limit to the help providers? Doesn't it sound contradictory that you set a limit to how much help is being gotten in a day but don't a set limit to how much help is being provided in a day? Who then receives the help being provided? The limited GHers?" The fact is... Mavrodi depends on nature to regulate the GH rate.

Did he stop at that? Hell no. This time, he didn't fail to disappoint his victims. He,as Omniscient one has clearly defined which participant is rich or poor by relying on the amount used to provide the help.Oh poor soul, Mavrodi called you a poor man because you provided a help of N20,000 despite working in a bank or owning a house in Ikoyi.( But then which poor man donates N20,000 to the orphanage). Luckily these "poor" people are going to be the first in the queue to receive payments.

But then Mavrodi is too wise to state which amount that classifies one as rich or poor as you will be lost in thought, pondering which category of social class you belong . He has left you in total doubts to ponder on whether the amount you provided classifies you as "rich" and thus justifies the reason why your payment is not forthcoming.

But Mavrodi has his reasons. It is easier for the "poor" to be paid as their PH amounts are relatively small as opposed to paying the few "rich" millions with what could have been used to settle the numerous "poor". This will of course mitigate the tensed atmosphere. He's a "wise" man.

But then, "The richer can wait. Moreover, we''ve warned you repeatedly to only provide help with amounts that are not critical for you. Therefore, if these large amounts are not critical for them (the richer), they can wait a few days. No need to be tragic about it.

Mavrodi has smoothly shifted the blames to the "rich" grin . To ye who used their school fees to provide a "rich" help,to ye who borrowed large sum to belong to the unfortunate rich category, to ye who sold your papa land, to ye who sold your only car, Mavrodi is telling you not to feel tragic when the days you have to wait turn to years- after all, he warned you to use that money,the one that has "spare money" written on it to PH. Like a rat that blows and bites at the same time, Mavrodi has offered the rich an anesthetics while reminding them of their "mistakes".

Mavrodi has succeeded in buying himself time with excellent excuses that only the wise and the experienced can see.

What the future portends for the scheme

*Participants waiting to be paid will have to wait a little longer as they will experience situations where the help providers become apprehensive and refuse to pay.
*Fake POP will still linger on. I'm sorry to be the carrier of this bad news. Fake POP has come to stay.
*Low turnout of new participants. MMM is dying like a candle.
*Confusion and uncertainty will kill the system but The hit and run participants will bury the system.
*More lies being dished out as updates by Mavrodi while not forgetting his popular and powerful clause of," Together, we change the world"
*Participants whose monies are stuck will be urged asked to provide another help
*Mavrodi will not forget to blame the media and the banks(when it crashes) cause it surely gives the participants orgasm.

"P. S. I''d like again to call on the authorities and the mass media: Please, leave us alone! Have mercy on people."
I'm sorry Mavrodi, this line has become stale even though you used it to brainwash millions. Tell it to the birds!

Soldierdollar is a writer, a blogger (http://jadijadi.com), a programmer, a freelancer and an entrepreneur.



I am sorry to say that you are pointless and your write up is so insensible. No wonder you ain't getting traffic to your blog. Blockhead blogger
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Donpizzle(m): 11:09am On Jan 13, 2017
butanep:



Send me a Pm... I have to observe you for days before I freely give you what I want to...


EFCC is everywhere even on nairaland.

Bro, I have never been able to send PM on nairaland. Don't know the reason. Please let's chat on WhatsApp. Here is my number; 0_ 8_ 1_ 6_ 7_ 5_ 6_ 8_ 4_ 3_ 2. Expecting your message
Politics / Re: Saharareporters Website Have Been Shutdown by Donpizzle(m): 8:51am On Jan 13, 2017
I hope it remains so. Number 1 rumour monger in Nigeria

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Donpizzle(m): 8:50am On Jan 13, 2017
butanep:



Are you someone with an open mind? Are you ready to be consistent on something?


If you are, download torr browser on your laptop and get an old airtel line. After that you can contact me.

Hello, I have the above requirements ready. Pls What's next?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: This Is The Latest Ponzi Scheme Going On Right Now, Please Beware by Donpizzle(m): 6:13am On Jan 13, 2017
That's 800% of your deposit in a month. Why are Nigerians so gullible. This is even more than hyip.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Donpizzle(m): 5:31am On Jan 13, 2017
Leopantro:


if you sent me a PM, kindly check your email

Pls What's the business all about?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Donpizzle(m): 5:26am On Jan 13, 2017
butanep:



Are you someone with an open mind? Are you ready to be consistent on something?


If you are, download torr browser on your laptop and get an old airtel line. After that you can contact me.

I have both already.... Next step please.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Donpizzle(m): 9:19pm On Jan 12, 2017
butanep:



Hmmmmm




You really want to work. It will cost you sleepless night oooo.

What's the nature of the work. Sleepless night is not a problem. Pls send to my email
oly4success@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: You Nigerians Are A Waste Of Oxygen And Flesh - @mufclatestnews Blasts Guy by Donpizzle(m): 8:01pm On Jan 12, 2017
DDeliverer:
"I don't commit fraud on a DAILY basis like you Nigerians do"

This oyibo spoke out of turn, but did he lie?
Criminals everywhere...left, right, centre.

Even our So called leaders are fraudsters..

Even on nairaland here sef. Enough thieves.
I weep for this country.
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Donpizzle(m): 5:41pm On Jan 12, 2017
aginamuk:


No problem. When you finish tagging me scammer come and get the money out.

grin cheesy. Mehn You are hell bent on eating someone's money. There is GOD oo.

I just feel like doing this to you right now....

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Donpizzle(m): 5:36pm On Jan 12, 2017
itunesgiftcard:

$10 too small boss

Buy am like that nah smiley. I had $40 Buh sold $30. E remain $10. I fit sell am @420. Contact me..... 08167568432. Scammers na only $10 oo. I use God beg una.
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Donpizzle(m): 3:47pm On Jan 12, 2017
Mehn this thread has been derailed by scammers.
See as I dey fear to buy bitcoins now. Na wa o

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Donpizzle(m): 3:45pm On Jan 12, 2017
shynnex:
98$ skrill available @220....call 08137795919

220? shocked
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Donpizzle(m): 8:14am On Jan 12, 2017
BabaEleko:


420 and I'll buy all your skrill.

$10 Skrill available @430. Contact 08167568432
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Donpizzle(m): 8:11am On Jan 12, 2017
itunesgiftcard:


is it now available?

I have $10 Skrill available now @430. Contact 08167568432
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Donpizzle(m): 7:45am On Jan 12, 2017
$10 Skrill available @430. Contact me on

0_ 8_ 1_ 6_ 7_ 5_ 6_ 8_ 4_ 3_ 2
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: .... by Donpizzle(m): 9:10am On Jan 10, 2017
It is well @op
Business / Re: How Can One Buy Bitcoins With Naira? by Donpizzle(m): 1:30am On Jan 08, 2017
benodic:
@ aysax
i have sent you a mail with answers to your question. if you did not receive it let me know

i have sent the info to all others that requested. use the info wisely to make your life better

Please send to oly4success@gmail.com
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Donpizzle(m): 11:34am On Jan 07, 2017
gocare:
$3000 btc for sale 492/$

Contact me/on WhatsApp 08167568432
Business / Re: Domiciliary A/C Opening Requirements & Steps For Top 5 Nigerian Banks by Donpizzle(m): 2:44pm On Jan 06, 2017
What's the maximum transfer limit for each dorm account in a month

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Donpizzle(m): 12:41pm On Jan 05, 2017
drey22:
$3000 needed by 3pm pls...quote me 500/$

Do you still need it? If yes, chat me up on WhatsApp 0_ 8_ 1_ 6_ 7_ 5_ 6_ 8_ 4_ 3_ 2
Business / Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Donpizzle(m): 11:14pm On Jan 03, 2017
Venzal:
I have been meaning to do this for a long time now after one of my threads from the travel section hit
FP eons of weeks back.

A lot of peeps sent me PMs to request how Fiverr works.

Now I'm privileged to share my knowledge with you

****************************************************
Some of you already know what Fiverr is and even how it works.

If on the otherhand you don't know what Fiverr is, then you are strongly advised to diligently go
through the pages of this thread as I share my little knowledge on how to make some serious
monthly income from Fiverr.

The niche we'll be dealing with here, is the Digital Marketing niche.

In this niche, you can offer services like FB Likes, Email writing/marketing campaign plans,
Twitter follows, Youtube views, Resume writing and a host of others.

The opportunities available in this niche is vast and it pays really well too.

hello, you said you have a software for mobile app development. please can you share with me because it is very important right now as i have a lot of offer at hand and I cant continue writing programs for all of them. please help me asap. thanks
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Donpizzle(m): 8:47am On Jan 02, 2017
Billiondoe:
Please who can vouch for richard04 and Donpizzle. I'm about to transact iTunes 1k each with them. $200 denomination. LadyF , Tabbaz

ITunes $200 denomination ain't redeemable..... Carry your card go grin
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Donpizzle(m): 11:09am On Jan 01, 2017
Billiondoe:
I have 5 pieces of $200 physical itunes gift card for sale. Total of $1,000. Ready to sell @300/$. Negotiable.

Contact me on WhatsApp. 08167568432
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Donpizzle(m): 9:16am On Jan 01, 2017
OkwaIfugo:


Contact me on Whatsapp I will buy all 470.

Last is @475
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Donpizzle(m): 5:29am On Jan 01, 2017
$28 btc @480. WhatsApp 08167568432.

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