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Jokes Etc / Story: Our Tenant (1) by dosbeat: 10:55am On Oct 26, 2016
I stood by using a window upstairs, staring at unobtrusively for someday as he labored. It turned into a heat morning with the sun just making its presence felt within the sky.
He wore shorts and not anything else, leaving his chest bare. As he washed the car, his toned biceps bulged with the lively motion of his hand.
My eyes flickered throughout him, from his face to his chest, flat belly then his strong legs sprinkled with dark hair. i was transfixed and couldn't tear my eyes away; it became like i used to be under a spell or something.
I knew I should now not be doing this- ogling and fantasizing about my neighbour who changed into additionally my husband’s tenant. but I could not help myself.
It were this manner for the reason that I first met charles. it became about 4 months ago whilst he moved into the duplex next to ours, owned through my husband.
the first day he moved in, he had come over to my residence to look my husband who turned into on a wreck from his process offshore.
He turned into without a doubt wearing jeans and a black T blouse with loafers on his toes. He made pretty an influence on me no longer just for his appropriate seems but his intelligence. An IT expert and consultant, he did consulting jobs for some top agencies in the usa and abroad.
Nice meeting you, Madam,” he stated as he shook my hand that afternoon before leaving.
“allow us to recognise in case you want anything. I’m rarely at domestic due to my work but my wife is regularly around. you may continually ask her,” said my husband.
He checked out me keenly for a moment then smiled, revealing even enamel.
“I’ll do that. thank you in your warm welcome,” he said.
maybe it was that smile for in the course of that day, I stored considering our new neighbour. From then on, I appeared forward to seeing him. It changed into now not clean due to his paintings which saved him busy but once in a while, i would be standing by means of our gate inside the evenings and he might force domestic. He could prevent and say good day and chat for a bit.
Then I started to look at on every occasion he washed his vehicle at weekends especially on Saturday mornings. That chore was carried out with the aid of his more youthful brother but considering he left for the NYSC programme, Charles commenced doing it.
It gave me a thrill looking him in that way and it made me look ahead to Saturday mornings........

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Jokes Etc / Story: Our Tenant (1) by dosbeat: 10:47am On Oct 26, 2016
I stood by using a window upstairs, staring at unobtrusively for someday as he labored. It turned into a heat morning with the sun just making its presence felt within the sky.
He wore shorts and not anything else, leaving his chest bare. As he washed the car, his toned biceps bulged with the lively motion of his hand.
My eyes flickered throughout him, from his face to his chest, flat belly then his strong legs sprinkled with dark hair. i was transfixed and couldn't tear my eyes away; it became like i used to be under a spell or something.

I knew I should now not be doing this- ogling and fantasizing about my neighbour who changed into additionally my husband’s tenant. but I could not help myself.

It were this manner for the reason that I first met charles. it became about 4 months ago whilst he moved into the duplex next to ours, owned through my husband.

the first day he moved in, he had come over to my residence to look my husband who turned into on a wreck from his process offshore.

He turned into without a doubt wearing jeans and a black T blouse with loafers on his toes. He made pretty an influence on me no longer just for his appropriate seems but his intelligence. An IT expert and consultant, he did consulting jobs for some top agencies in the usa and abroad.

Nice meeting you, Madam,” he stated as he shook my hand that afternoon before leaving.
“allow us to recognise in case you want anything. I’m rarely at domestic due to my work but my wife is regularly around. you may continually ask her,” said my husband.
He checked out me keenly for a moment then smiled, revealing even enamel.

“I’ll do that. thank you in your warm welcome,” he said.
maybe it was that smile for in the course of that day, I stored considering our new neighbour. From then on, I appeared forward to seeing him. It changed into now not clean due to his paintings which saved him busy but once in a while, i would be standing by means of our gate inside the evenings and he might force domestic. He could prevent and say good day and chat for a bit.

Then I started to look at on every occasion he washed his vehicle at weekends especially on Saturday mornings. That chore was carried out with the aid of his more youthful brother but considering he left for the NYSC programme, Charles commenced doing it.
It gave me a thrill looking him in that way and it made me look ahead to Saturday mornings.
***

One Saturday nighttime, i used to be returning home from seeing off a chum, Edith who lived in our property whilst a automobile stopped by way of me.
I became to peer Charles at the wheel.
“Heading domestic?” he requested.
“sure.”

He provided to drop me so I were given in.
“How’s Blessing?” he enquired as we drove alongside. Blessing turned into my 4 year antique daughter.
“She’s adequate. She’s at home.”
We were given to our near and as i used to be approximately to get down, he said:
“are you able to assist me with some thing?”

“What’s it?” I grew to become to stare upon him.
He said he wanted help in preparing the dish he wanted for his dinner that night.
“It’s fresh fish pepper soup. i like it however don't have any idea how to make it. in reality,” he stated, pausing. “I’m no longer top at cooking. My sister, Becky changed into supposed to come over this nighttime to put together some dishes for me however she had a programme to attend at her church. So…”

“It’s not hard to put together. It’s one of the handiest dishes to make. Do you have the components already?”I asked him as we were given down in his compound.
internal, in his neat kitchen, I inspected the contents of his nicely stocked freezer.
besides for the spices, the alternative ingredients had been to be had.

So, I known as my maid, Angie to get a few fragrance leaf from my outdoor in which we had planted some veggies.
soon, the soup was effervescent nicely within the pot.
“Hmm. Smells pleasant,” he intoned on coming into the kitchen.
He stood via me, looking into the steaming pot at the cooker.
He rubbed his arms together, smiling down at me.

“Can’t wait to have it!”
Being so close to him, in his home become gambling havoc on me. I may want to feel my coronary heart thumping and a heat feeling coursing through me which had nothing to do with the warmth from the cooker.
I moved away from him to the sink to wash and easy up. And also calm myself.

I checked the soup, tasted it one greater time. It became done so I diminished the heat so it may simmer for some time earlier than serving.
“meals is ready. Bon apetit,” I stated, removing the apron I had worn while cooking.

“Don’t tell me you are leaving? Who’s going to consume all this? live and proportion it with me,” he stated whilst he saw me making ready to leave.
“I’ve to move test on Blessing. She’s…” I started to mention when he reduce in, maintaining my wrist.
“Please. I hate ingesting by myself,” he pleaded, his eyes searching at me in a way that expanded the erratic beating of my heart. I felt as though i was suffocating and i knew that I ought to get out of that residence ASAP.

however like a programmed doll, i discovered myself serving the soup, taking it to the dinning desk and sitting down with him.
He made small communicate as we ate, but all I should think about changed into the fun that went via me while he held my hand. If I should feel that manner at an insignificant touch on the hand, what would it be like if he kissed me? I fast shook my head on the idea, coughing a bit.

“You need a few water?” he requested in a involved tone. He quick poured a few water in a glass for me which I drank.
“I wager the pepper is a chunk a good deal.”

“i really like it that way. warm and spicy. It’s properly for this weather, with the wet season and all,” he noted.

Later, after ingesting and clearing the dishes, I went to the bathroom to clean up earlier than leaving for my home.
at the door, he said:
“thanks for the meal. one of the first-class pepper soups I’ve ever tasted. You’re such a appropriate prepare dinner, Madam Crystal.”
“you may name me Crystal.”
“all right. Crystal,” he said, smiling at me, his eyes crinkling on the corners.
He opened the door and possibly, in my haste to leave before I did some thing loopy, my smartphone slipped and fell at the floor.
“Sorry,” he said, bending down to retrieve it on the identical time as I did.
We bumped into each other and he apologised once more.
I raised my head, simply as he did and our eyes locked for an excessive second. Then, like a magnet, our heads drew closer and nearer…
Jokes Etc / How To Live Well And Appreciate Everything by dosbeat: 8:51am On Oct 25, 2016
“There are only approaches to stay your existence. One is as although not anything is a miracle. the opposite is as although the whole lot is a miracle.” ~Albert Einstein
simply whilst you suppose you have got the entire living in the moment factor down, a four-yr-old comes alongside and suggests you the way it’s performed.
I’ve been running difficult in this, sincerely, preserving a gratitude journal and everything. i used to be feeling pretty right about my progress yesterday after I determined to take stated four-yr-antique on a stroll as opposed to rushing thru the to-do listing burning a hole inside the returned of my thoughts.
“I’m going to be completely gift,” I reminded myself as we headed out. I took deep breath and stated a silent thanks for the stunning day.
Like I stated, i used to be feeling pretty pleased with my development. Then my daughter blew me away. She schooled me in the entirety i have been running so tough on, and she wasn’t even attempting.
Her statement on the stroll went exactly like this:
Ohhhhhh, what an outstanding house!
What an exceptional rubbish can!
Oh wow, what a amazing tree!
examine the rocks!
I pay attention a fowl!
I hear a wind chime!
mom, do you listen that canine? It’s perfect!
I hear a truck!
Do you sense the wind? it is so smooth!
examine the lovely cactus,
look! vehicles.
She turned into so surprised by way of matters that I by no means be aware or worse, bitch about.
Now, I wasn’t absolutely unaware. i was grateful for another spring day earlier than the summer time heat, and i was taking part in this uncommon one-on-one time with her.
but I had no concept that the friends had wind chimes. i have in no way looked at a garbage can and known as it notable (at the least no longer for the reason that i used to be 4). This ideal dog is the equal one which I bitch about to my husband. The wind become messing up my hair.
There had been at the least 1000 different concerns competing for my interest while she became content to look at ants at the sidewalk.
now and again I desire I might be a bit more like her.
She didn’t care if I despatched out that attachment with that e mail. She didn’t care about what number of energy we burned on our walk. She didn’t thoughts that her garments didn’t suit due to the fact she picked out precisely what she likes.
i was no longer going to permit this fade from my reminiscence to be overtaken by another thousand concerns............

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Jokes Etc / Story : A 9 Year Old Girl by dosbeat: 8:41am On Oct 25, 2016
Hello?” a person said in a totally attractive locution.
i was struck with the aid of the acquainted yet bizarre voice. i stopped brief, my journey to the bathroom have become all of sudden inappropriate till I glad my interest. I crawled at the back of the cream curtains that divided the sitting room from the slender passage and peeked.
There she turned into! Pacing back and forth in the front of the flat display tv and pretending to be speaking on cellphone. She changed into manifestly speaking to nobody over the smartphone, because a close remark found out that the smartphone she is making use of changed into the remote control of our DSTV. She saved taking walks inside the line, frowning, smiling, guffawing and shouting at her supposed caller. “Charles, i have warned you by no means to call my range again. how are you going to be courting my pleasant pal?… Noo … No Charles. It’s over” She paused and regarded in my course, as if she guessed a person was peeking, I ducked speedy, just in time. “Charles. stop begging me with automobiles. Your 3.five million greenbacks can not bring me back on your life! i am now not that reasonably-priced!” She blasted finally and dropped the smartphone – which become certainly a far off manage – at the middle-table hissing.
I retreated quietly, to head lower back to my room as I heard her drawing close footsteps.
“Uncle Dany, I recognize you're there.”
I iced up. “You caught me Susan.” I stuttered and staggered out of my hiding shyly. She reached for my fingers and pulled me to the sitting room.
“I wasn’t sure in case you were the only at the start however I guessed, and that i guessed proper.”
“That’s first rate!” I found, “So who were you talking to over the telephone?” I stated quietly, pretending now not to notice the manner she driven me to a chair and sat on my legs playfully...........

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