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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal Fire Service 2023/2024 Recruitment by Dpatch(m): 9:22am On Jan 05
Read further, it states that applicant should not be above 30.
Mchearan:

Maximum 35 years. Please kindly go through instructions
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal Fire Service 2023/2024 Recruitment by Dpatch(m): 9:21am On Jan 05
Read further, it states that applicant should not be above 30.
NDSMELODY:
minimum age is 35years or are you above 35?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal Fire Service 2023/2024 Recruitment by Dpatch(m): 8:43am On Jan 04
How can someone above 30 years apply.
Politics / Re: I'm Underrated Because Of My Dancing, Dancing Is My Hobby – Adeleke (Video) by Dpatch(m): 9:38am On May 10, 2023
"that delivers". If he does this he would be just fine!
kokoA:
I'd rather have a dancing man that delivers than a serious looking looter.
Education / Re: My First Semester Result Without Any Expo (pics) by Dpatch(m): 3:38pm On Apr 21, 2023
Explain please,I really want to understand!!

Congratulations but don't put all your hope in that useless thing called certificate because that useless thing called certificate has made alot of youth to be absolutely useless to the society undecided[/quote]
Celebrities / Re: Portable Says He Has Learnt His Lessons, Stopped by Friend From Talking by Dpatch(m): 3:51pm On Apr 04, 2023
shortgun:
Thought he said he's smarter than people who went to the university grin grin

All his tribulations would have been avoided if he knew anything about Conflicts Resolution; a GST course studied by all university students.
😂😂😂😂

If it's by gst courses then no graduate should be going to jail, but look at the situation.... (The point is not so very valid like that)..🙌

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Business / Re: I'm Depressed Over Online Dept. by Dpatch(m): 4:53am On Apr 04, 2023
Zeal0000007:
please share ur experience , it might help me .

Forget about my experience
..God help you.
Business / Re: I'm Depressed Over Online Dept. by Dpatch(m): 5:59pm On Apr 03, 2023
Live my bro...I don't want to tell my own past story here..but work towards paying. you have to live first...

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Education / Re: My First Semester University Result by Dpatch(m): 11:40am On Mar 31, 2023
U have to double your study time..make library friends..and stock in food as energy gets drained when one studies...and it is something you really need doing a lot!!
Education / Re: LASU Replies Critic Of Its LASU Bread Bakery (Pix) by Dpatch(m): 11:36am On Mar 31, 2023
They are trying to say they have programs like grants, research etc that they post quite often but this same people don't react but have only decided to react on this particular one.

It might also be the bread program is to diversify the varsity's line of income...

Morning!

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Family / Re: Marriage Is Just all About Responsibility, Nothing Special. by Dpatch(m): 5:46pm On Mar 26, 2023
It's just like saying sex is all about having kids....!
Politics / Re: Governor-Elect Alex Otti Calls Peter Obi "My President In Waiting" by Dpatch(m): 9:07am On Mar 23, 2023
President, president elect,president in waiting......we learn everyday.
I use this medium to tell Nigerians that it's high time we stop this tribal statements and fire stimulating sentences. Igbo and yorubas are good tribes. We might not agree in the recipe for every meal as I might like mine more spicy but in all it's either love or nothing... So you...who go about sprewing thorns from your mouth,may God bless you to stop it. May you stop it and love more.
Thank you.
Travel / Re: Can You Cross This Road For 50m Naira?? by Dpatch(m): 7:46am On Jan 09, 2023
Early in the morning will do
Food / Re: I Prepared Lunch For Me And My Wife Just 120naira by Dpatch(m): 7:03am On Dec 29, 2022
Uncooked salt, and seasoning is bad for the kidney.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is There Any Job That Can Pay You N500k/month As A Fresh Graduate In Nigeria? by Dpatch(m): 7:58am On Dec 14, 2022
Commission based bank marketing job..If u have high net worth individuals who are willing to operate an account under you.
If I have. Someone like otedola,u would be earning lots of millions monthly.
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Dpatch(m): 6:19pm On Dec 05, 2022
Sh won't sound rude but insulting.u have entered dem b dat..it would sound disrespectful!!.......
aisha1314:


Obviously there's no way you can tell them that kind of thing without sounding rude or embarrassing them. It's better to just mind your business and ignore it, however uncomfortable it may be for you, because you can't tell people what they can or can't do in their own private space.
Politics / Re: Soludo Visits Road Site Unannounced, Terminates Contract For Lack Of Competence by Dpatch(m): 10:04pm On Dec 04, 2022
I think this man will b thee best governor in the east, he's strategic and particular on growth to a large extent.
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Dpatch(m): 7:20pm On Dec 04, 2022
Speaking to any of them would just create unnecessary attention to yourself, you should just ignore, but if you feel like speaking, then you should direct your plea to the lady in a respectful way, tone and language.
After that just stay your lane, don't create room for familiarity because in dz case it will unfavor you. No even look their face again..lol.

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Politics / Re: Applaud Gov. Diri For His Stance To Ensure Improved Education - Bayelsa Govt by Dpatch(m): 1:39pm On Dec 03, 2022
Baylsa needs investment in education and employment as many youths are unemployed. She should also reduce the cultism level there as it very high...bayelsa is beautiful,with beautiful people and culture..they should work on this variables I mentioned.
They should improve on their security too as this will increase investment from external investor, I love that state
Man102:


Source: https://igberetvnews.com/1433264/gov-diri-commended-proactive-stance-ensure-improved-education-opportunities-bayelsa-govt-tells-groups/
Celebrities / Re: Sensational Bamidele Survives Auto Crash by Dpatch(m): 5:41pm On Dec 02, 2022
Thank Go for life, thank the doctor's for being instrumental to your well-being.
Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu Reacts To Tweet Of Adamu Supporting The Death Of Deborah by Dpatch(m): 6:11am On Dec 02, 2022
I like your sense of thought, u are indeed intelligent.
You have spoken well.
omonnakoda:
You are the bigot

The issue is once it is done to one person it can be done to anybody
The fight is for what kind of country we want to have and not for the person

When we fight for the rights of a person who is first in queue it is not because he is a good person. We are fighting to establish rules and order

I remember a few years ago . When Kemi Olunloyo was jailed for many months. Nigerians did not talk because they hated her. I talked .

On this Nairaland

The fight is that we do not want people jailed for insults. Why ? because that kind of law only applies to poor people

Femi Fani-Kayode spends his life insulting people and has never for one day been arrested. Now we are hearing of courts saying people should be flogged for insults
This same Aisha Buhari called governor Fayose a Mad dog and who knows whether that is why he was arrested too.
Nnamdi Kanu called Buhari a pedophile in connection to Aisha Buhari and where is he now?
We do not think anyone should be jailed for defamation. I think the maximum penalty is one year in prison we would like to see that scrapped and before then no one should spend time in prison until sentenced and all appeals exhausted. IG police and Chief of Army staff sentenced but no action

Nnamdi Kanu ordered released no action. So government chooses which orders to obey. When we fight for freedom of speech it does not mean we agree with what is being said

But there is indeed an irony
The victim opposed the freedom of speech of Deborah and supported her killing still the fight is not and should not be about individuals
Politics / Re: Obi And His Obidient Supporters Are Pretending To Be Angry Youths - Keyamo by Dpatch(m): 11:11am On Dec 01, 2022
I Don't know about this guy or whatnot but to an extent he spoke the truth, u see none of this candidates are all perfect,not one is close to it, so vote who u wish to,don't fight. Give point,make analysis and stuff. At the end of d day, dem still dey ok weda dem win or not. Don't fight bro.
Do ur legit thing and hopefully God bless.
Sports / Re: Pele Is Hospitalised Over Swollen Body, Heart Issues by Dpatch(m): 10:55am On Dec 01, 2022
We come we go,what matters is how u go,but in all we have no control of that,just as we have no control of where we are born to or ev if we even get born.

About vanity.
U will still leave even if u don't live life.

So live,be you,be good, achieve, be you again,live your life and always know that everything goes.
Travel / Re: I Want To Travel To Latvia by Dpatch(m): 7:41am On Dec 01, 2022
Nice one,but a Netherland permanent residency card gives u free access to the entire European Union though and it takes just 4 months to get, just thought u might want to know as a tourist that u are.
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With 180k Capital by Dpatch(m): 6:38am On Dec 01, 2022
House agency, consultant like outsourcing job, trade in items needed within your vicinity, partner with other people in their business.
Kiliwuwu:
Good day house ,pls I need ur advice what type of business can i start with 180k , I am a young single guy and I reside in ogun

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Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar To Hold Presidential Campaign In Ondo State Tomorrow by Dpatch(m): 8:21pm On Nov 29, 2022
Vote, count and monitoryour vote, and go home.
Don't get injured and don't injure someone.
U see how ffk and dino hugged.
Tht ishow they will do after election, even if they don't do so, they won't be enemies,it's just politics, safeguarding their own interest.
Nobody is a saint among them.
Just vote and go.
If u are not happy,seek legal counsel.
Sports / Re: Wales Vs England: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (0 - 3) On 29th November 2022 by Dpatch(m): 8:10pm On Nov 29, 2022
2:1
Or 1:0
Science/Technology / Re: Zombie Virus Asleep For 50,000 Years In Russia Awakened By Scientists (Photos) by Dpatch(m): 8:09pm On Nov 29, 2022
D truth is that there are many of such viruses hibernating/hifden and thus have not yet come in contact with humans, just as there are many animals not yet discovered.
With time and development,they get to surface. Climate change, urbanisation etc leads to this discoveries.
It's inevitable.
I hereby give a shout-out to all scientist, doctors,policemen, government, researchers etc who help to safe guard lives, keep things in other and offer solutions to problems.
Politics / Re: 2023 Election: Tinubu In Gbaramatu, Bags Title, Solicit Supports by Dpatch(m): 7:21pm On Nov 25, 2022
Yes!
how do we make this people know that they are working for us, how do we help the government function efficiently,how do we influence the polity, how do we get them to explain how our funds are spent,, what are the legal processes involved, what is the process like.
Let's be strategic. Let's talk.
A little percent of goal achieved, will really go a long way.

And like I said no campaigning cause if we start that, we destroy the motive and trust me my preferred candidate wouldn't be he whom u might prefer.

Tareq1105:


Yes, what you're pushing is very important. It should be pushed to the front page. I support it bcoz we have so many indomie children on the platform that don't really understand what to look out for in our quest to move Nigeria forward. I hope Seun will open the discuss.
Politics / Re: 2023 Election: Tinubu In Gbaramatu, Bags Title, Solicit Supports by Dpatch(m): 6:45pm On Nov 25, 2022
I want us to talk about the way forward for Nigeria,let's talk about how to hold our government accountable, legally, and effectively,let's talk about Nigeria.
Let's make a thread for this, I am truly serious.
And
Am not conversing for any politician here.
Don't come with belief of me supporting obi or atiku or tinubu, u might be disappointed.
Travel / Re: What Is The Best Country In The World For Nigerians To Relocate To And Why? by Dpatch(m): 1:27pm On Nov 25, 2022
Starts from 150k dollars
Jasper14:







What is the cost?

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