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Romance / Re: Only Three Things Can Make Me Attend The Nairaland In-house Party by Dpussyhunter: 8:51pm On May 05, 2018
greiboy:
I feel she is the one, although alexin isn't Igbo. That is the confusing part tho cheesy


oh!


never knew alex ain't an igbo lady


anyhow sha i believe lefu should know who 2clan is and how alex is doing


g'evening btw
Romance / Re: Only Three Things Can Make Me Attend The Nairaland In-house Party by Dpussyhunter: 8:46pm On May 05, 2018
bignoisemaker:
greetings man! How are u feeling now?


hey fam...............the ever loquacious niccur



i'm very fine now bruv...............what's sup na


you dont wanna grace us with ur esteem presence at the in-house party undecided
Romance / Re: Only Three Things Can Make Me Attend The Nairaland In-house Party by Dpussyhunter: 8:43pm On May 05, 2018
greiboy:
tf bro
You are a genius cheesy
I have been trying to figure out that moniker for ages cheesy

cheesy really?

well i'm not sure she's the one though........................

are you?
Romance / Re: Only Three Things Can Make Me Attend The Nairaland In-house Party by Dpussyhunter: 8:38pm On May 05, 2018
bignoisemaker:
greetings bro. If you don't mind, what's thepussyhunter new moniker?


d.pussyhunter
Romance / Re: Only Three Things Can Make Me Attend The Nairaland In-house Party by Dpussyhunter: 8:36pm On May 05, 2018
Twoclans:

Oh please,i am just his muse.He is in love with you. lipsrsealed

are you alexailin / alexianlin / alexilian / alexalian / alexialin
Romance / Re: Help! She's An Instagram Addict! by Dpussyhunter: 9:06pm On May 04, 2018
when your village people are after you and your destiny, they'll send you a bîtch who's a lazy ass broke instagram addict


i pity you bruv

Romance / Re: Mention Ordinary Things You've Never Done. by Dpussyhunter: 8:49pm On May 04, 2018
greiboy:
lol

Hustle is going on bro

I have abandoned the blog idea for a while now bro. I have moved on to better things

Wishing you all the best of luck with that your thing


hmmmm i like the sound of that @ "better things@


that prolly means our one and only greiy is gonna be a "dangote" or better still a "bill gate" soon


no go forget me when you blow o cos i swear i'll hunt you down angry


an thanks fam................it's an interview though for a better job..............went for it 2days ago

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Romance / Re: Mention Ordinary Things You've Never Done. by Dpussyhunter: 8:40pm On May 04, 2018
XhosaNostra:

That's a nervous "lol" lol grin

cheesy oh really?

i'll assume that @embolden is an actual lol then cheesy

PS: this " cheesy " is my "lol" lipsrsealed

[QNd]

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Romance / Re: Mention Ordinary Things You've Never Done. by Dpussyhunter: 8:09pm On May 04, 2018
XhosaNostra:


Yo dawg grin Do you still wear earrings? Earrings on a guy have a 90s feel, no offence lol. I figured it out because usually, guys who wear those chains, also rock the fake earrings tongue
Wow, how were they stolen?

LMAO, come on, try to be nice. Telling someone to their face that they're not being funny is beyond rewd. Hayibo!


not to intrude or anything but ermmm jayceon i just want you to know she didnt actually laugh there @bolded word in red ink


she found it "not worth the energy to laugh but didnt want to hurt your feelings"



y'all can carry on now and pretend i never said y (or is it typed) anything smiley

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Romance / Re: Mention Ordinary Things You've Never Done. by Dpussyhunter: 7:29pm On May 04, 2018
greiboy:
Don't mind arsenal

They were extra terrible yesterday cheesy

How is the hustle bro?


cheesy cheesy cheesy
told you so tongue.................asernal as a team is a joke



the hustle's going smooth fam........................currently working on something which i hope clicks soonest


how's our blog btw?..........,......you have a dormain now?
Romance / Re: Two Facebook Babes Engage In B**bs Competition by Dpussyhunter: 3:34pm On May 04, 2018
op are you mad? undecided

do those two hags look like babes to you?
Romance / Re: Mention Ordinary Things You've Never Done. by Dpussyhunter: 3:15pm On May 04, 2018
greiboy:
You are something else bro grin

cheesy sup fam............g'noon


arsenal = pathetic
Romance / Re: Mention Ordinary Things You've Never Done. by Dpussyhunter: 11:02am On May 04, 2018
1.Never had sex on the beach


12. never had sex in the kitchen


13. never had sex in a car


18. never killed an animal (excluding insects)


20. nfver and still dont smoke nor drink


4. never played with my dick (except maybe my balls....................they feel like smooth pebbles)


MY cousin has done 1, .12 and 13 and he's as normal as normal can be.............. so i wanna assume those are normal things people do everyday that i havent done
Romance / Re: Help On Candidiasis by Dpussyhunter: 7:37pm On May 03, 2018
Cutehector:
my brother haba. Which kyn water the nigga go baff na? Abi na steam he go use baff?



hahahahahaha cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: What Is Your Charm? by Dpussyhunter: 7:11pm On May 03, 2018
Lalas247:
we'll cross that bridge when we get there ....

cool cool
Romance / Re: What Is Your Charm? by Dpussyhunter: 7:06pm On May 03, 2018
Lalas247:

lol nothing much has changed .. just got me seff a beard hunk grin September is the big day wink that's the only major change lol
no.more.cold nights mi dear


this one this "beard hunk" just dey shack you like freshly refined palm wine, i'm wondering what you'll do if he decides to shave off his beards after marriage



[ige.]
Romance / Re: What Is Your Charm? by Dpussyhunter: 6:56pm On May 03, 2018
Lalas247:

lol nothing much has changed .. just got me seff a beard hunk grin September is the big day wink that's the only major change lol
no.more.cold nights mi dear


this one this "beard hunk" just dey shack you like freshly refined palm wine, i'm wondering what you'll do if he decides to shave off his beards after marriage



[ige]
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Nairaland Get-together Party 4.0 by Dpussyhunter: 9:49pm On May 02, 2018
greiboy:
What a game


wouldnt want to derail further plus i've got to crash cos i've got an important appointment 2mao but then the match rdeally was wow!!


see you at kiev on may 26


hopefully you'll do away with ur hate by then and support the best team in europe currently, and the only remaining english team in the competition cool


g'night fam smiley

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Nairaland Get-together Party 4.0 by Dpussyhunter: 9:33pm On May 02, 2018
chenzen:
P U S S Y H U N T E R


Boss


sup
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Nairaland Get-together Party 4.0 by Dpussyhunter: 8:34pm On May 02, 2018
greiboy:
wait for second half

hahahahaha

told you the joke's gonna be on you

but dont worry i'll wait 4 the 2nd half...........

I'LL BE BACK!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Nairaland Get-together Party 4.0 by Dpussyhunter: 8:28pm On May 02, 2018
i think i'll love to attend

plus theres a 95% chance i'd be in lag by june

meanwhile greiboy hope u watching the match cool
Romance / Re: Davido Girlfriend Tried!! Material Things Ain't Everything!! by Dpussyhunter: 10:21pm On May 01, 2018
i'm currently laying on my bed bare chested hugging a pillow with phone in hand, wondering what the essence of this thread is and why the fùck it was created undecided

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Romance / Re: Ladies Around Age 30 Have Hidden Gem by Dpussyhunter: 10:07pm On Apr 30, 2018
greiboy:
hahaha
@ Busting rhythms

YOU ARE A CLOWN
I am busterrymes then grin

Hahaha cheesy cheesy cheesy

I can't stop laughing

Everything is a joke bro, I hardly talk much in reality. I am pretty quiet, but a little stubborn.. And most of my poetry are jokes when compared to actually poetry

@ Liverpool

I believe roma will give you a run for your money. I bet the coach of roma is mapping out strategies to play Salah out of the game as I type these words.



hehehehe
lets hope that's true then


and @bolded he sure will but then putting salah as a priority would be his greatest undoing


mark salah only and leave mane and firmino to rove freely and cause problems


that's the beauty abt lfc................-x we've got stars and ain't dependent on one man
Romance / Re: Ladies Around Age 30 Have Hidden Gem by Dpussyhunter: 10:03pm On Apr 30, 2018
greiboy:
hahaha
@ Busting rhythms

YOU ARE A CLOWN
I am busterrymes then grin

Hahaha cheesy cheesy cheesy

I can't stop laughing

Everything is a joke bro, I hardly talk much in reality. I am pretty quiet, but a little stubborn.. And most of my poetry are jokes when compared to actually poetry

@ Liverpool

I believe roma will give you a run for your money. I bet the coach of roma is mapping out strategies to play Salah out of the game as I type these words.

Romance / Re: Ladies Around Age 30 Have Hidden Gem by Dpussyhunter: 9:18pm On Apr 30, 2018
greiboy:
hahaha

G evening bro

How is everything?

The gods of Rome are ready to feast on something red, I ain't saying Liverpool though . cheesy It could be blood you know but then again, It could just be the reds

Are you ready to walk alone ? cheesy


hehehehe cheesy


you always try to mock lfc but time and again the joke always ends up being on you after every game (back to back) we deliver


i'm 1300% certain it'd be so on wednesday again cool




ehen griey............this one you're busting ryhmes and writing some dope ass poetry nowadays i'm getting scared for them ladies buoth in ur area and here o


hope they've not finally turned you into a fùckbôy lipsrsealed .cheesy
Romance / Re: Ladies Around Age 30 Have Hidden Gem by Dpussyhunter: 9:03pm On Apr 30, 2018
neezar:
boss mi I dey like dele giwa oo
na Buhari dey my mind now

cheesy wetin buhari do una again undecided

make una leave my godfather for me o
Romance / Re: Ladies Around Age 30 Have Hidden Gem by Dpussyhunter: 8:57pm On Apr 30, 2018
neezar:
Mtcheew

another useless topic, una like 2 discuss nonsense sha ja] angry


you took the words right outta me mouth bruv


Gone are the days i settle down to stast typing some rubbish long epistle cos of some equally rubbish thread (and secretly some rubbish "likes" too)


how you btw?




boss greiboy the self acclaimed broke boy (even though we know he ain't broke)..............greetings from germany...... sorry i mean rome
Romance / Re: Girls And Older Men by Dpussyhunter: 7:34pm On Apr 27, 2018
greiboy:
Dpussyhunter my nigga,

Arsenal pressured Athletico yesterday oo cheesy


hahahaha


see them cheesy cheesy


na "pressure" una wan carry give wenger b4 he leaves?


a team that claim to be one of the best in europe played against 10 men for over one hour and still end up drawing the match


what a pathetic team


you guys should do and come back home jereh

ath madrid to qualify
Romance / Re: Married Woman Who Slept With Ex-Boyfriend During Pregnancy Lands In 'Trouble' by Dpussyhunter: 10:26pm On Apr 26, 2018
pocohantas:
Lol @ he has not paid bride price then. Is faithfulness conditional? If you can't be faithful before marriage,what's going to change after bride price? These ladies will marry the next available man all for the status, then keep fcking their ex. Such level of confusion and unfaithfulness. I will advise she confesses to her husband...from a distance though. Before we go see her mutilated body for frontpage.


If you want to be a married undercover olosho, never do something with a man who has nothing to lose. That is, never be involved with a single guy. Their second name is running mouth and blackmail.
Go for a married man. Very safe
wink wink


this seems to be ur motto for the year @bolded undecided



that "single guy" must have done something really diabolical to inspire this cheesy



ms

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Romance / Re: See What I Cook For My Preggy Girlfriend Today - Pic by Dpussyhunter: 9:27pm On Apr 25, 2018
airforce be rrepresenting 'em baby daddies and us future baby daddies in grand style


respect bruv cool



but err why u snap hand instead of bump
abi na hand we wan use take know how old the pregnancy be? angry
Romance / Re: Game Time by Dpussyhunter: 9:18pm On Apr 25, 2018
Oyindidi:
.

wow!!.....................

oyin what do you feed that young chap

see as he dey grow fast wan turn man quick quick shocked
Romance / Re: Game Time by Dpussyhunter: 9:18pm On Apr 25, 2018
Oyindidi:
.

wow!!.....................

oyin what do you feed that young chap

see as he dey grow fast wan turn man quick quick shocked

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