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Jokes Etc / Explaining After 20 Years by dracosh(m): 2:46pm On Oct 03, 2006
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device, a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
Forum Games / Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? by dracosh(m): 2:25pm On May 19, 2006
there is smthing wrong with them, isn't it?
Jokes Etc / Re: Vi by dracosh(m): 10:05am On May 19, 2006
is this a joke?
Forum Games / Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? by dracosh(m): 2:49pm On May 18, 2006
isn't this annoying?
Sports / Re: Should Henry Stay At Arsenal? by dracosh(m): 2:47pm On May 18, 2006
he should move to barcelona, for his career's sake
Nairaland / General / Re: Whats The Nicest Word Someone Has Ever Said To You And You To Someone? by dracosh(m): 8:16pm On May 12, 2006
u know i believed her that moment smiley
Nairaland / General / Re: Whats The Nicest Word Someone Has Ever Said To You And You To Someone? by dracosh(m): 8:13pm On May 12, 2006
what about that: a girl said to me: " you made me the happiest girl on earth"
Religion / Re: Heaven And Hell On Earth by dracosh(m): 7:41pm On May 12, 2006
or maybe the end of the world, interesting topic
Jokes Etc / Re: Dating Rituals by dracosh(m): 1:45pm On May 09, 2006
whoever thinks that doesn't know irish women or is a woman grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: The Meaning of 'Nairaland'? by dracosh(m): 1:44pm On May 09, 2006
well thank you. i was afraid there for a moment that if i'm a white european, i don't belong here. smiley
Sports / Re: Germany 2006: Who Will Win The World Cup? by dracosh(m): 1:41pm On May 09, 2006
if ronaldinho has an accident and he can't play, will brasil still win? grin
Romance / Re: I Have A Boyfriend, But I'm Falling for This New Guy by dracosh(m): 1:40pm On May 09, 2006
girl your life is like a soap opera grin
Romance / Re: I Have A Boyfriend, But I'm Falling for This New Guy by dracosh(m): 8:51am On May 09, 2006
go and meet him.maybe he is the true love (or true passion) u're looking for. and maybe your boyfriend isn't the man you're looking for. you have to find out. only one way to do that
Jokes Etc / Re: Dating Rituals by dracosh(m): 8:34am On May 09, 2006
irish women grin grin
Sports / Re: Germany 2006: Who Will Win The World Cup? by dracosh(m): 8:32am On May 09, 2006
England
Nairaland / General / Re: The Meaning of 'Nairaland'? by dracosh(m): 8:29am On May 09, 2006
so can an european guy register on naialand? and why?
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Is Evil! What Do I Believe? by dracosh(m): 8:02pm On May 05, 2006
if nairaland is evil i must confess: i love evil grin
Computers / Re: Chatting: ASL Please? by dracosh(m): 11:58am On May 04, 2006
true. let's make a list with all these people grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Finally Did It by dracosh(m): 9:21am On Apr 27, 2006
Arsenal is in the final!!!!!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: What's in a man? by dracosh(m): 5:58pm On Apr 25, 2006
he must be a very lucky man. wink
Religion / Re: God Made Him Gay? by dracosh(m): 5:57pm On Apr 25, 2006
Did these kind of sick and sadistic I-think-I-am-gay thoughts cross the mind of our grandparents (mothers and fathers)? When they were farming all day, tilling the ground, hunting and getting themselves busy? How could they be gay, when the only Bible they read was in Church, when they believed in Him and he possessed their beings? How could they be gay with no TV, no porn, no time to think of the excesses of life

the world has developed a lot since then. look on the window man
Romance / Re: What's in a man? by dracosh(m): 5:55pm On Apr 25, 2006
i need more than that in order to come to you. i need to knoww you deserve it
Romance / Re: If ur heart is broken,what will you do? by dracosh(m): 5:53pm On Apr 25, 2006
do i feel a sensitive spot here? cheesy
Romance / Re: What's in a man? by dracosh(m): 5:52pm On Apr 25, 2006
words are easy to say, let's see the facts,
Romance / Re: If ur heart is broken,what will you do? by dracosh(m): 5:51pm On Apr 25, 2006
some people aren't meant to understand men  grin grin
Romance / Re: What's in a man? by dracosh(m): 5:49pm On Apr 25, 2006
ok.but it will take time. a wolf changes his hair, but never his way.

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