immortalcrown:
Is this God of Chosen similar to the Almighty God that created the universe?

I just skipped to the comments soon as I saw God of Chosen

Take your sermon to NedNwoko

It just means she’s no longer sexually attracted to him. As a human it is hard work to train your mind to continue to be sexually attracted to the same person over the years especially when there are other aspects of the marital life that affects the body and mind positively and negatively.


I will say this, apart from your wife, get a serious, mature girlfriend. As a man, you’ll live longer

T0T0Vulcanizer:
Apart from flogging, kneeling, crawling and saying nasty stuff, any other punishment you know of? Or task that would be humiliating..

Pls suggest.

Shebi you don watch Passion of the Christ? Those equipment wey dem use flog Jesus...make your babe tie you up and use am flog you. E go sweet you wella



😅

Yorubastardz:
One fine babe cashier in a supermarket, compliment my beards. She say she loves my beards it looks clean and nice..

I just blush and tell her thank you
Then I noticed she wear long eyelashes and leg chain and was looking like an olosho.

So my question is are these supermarket sales girls/ cashiers. Are they into hookup?

Make I give you my guy number. He’s a psychiatrist. He can definitely help you

advanceDNA:


By 500level...olosho mode activated for some of them.

Beverly bóbbi be like.."I've been through a lot"
The rest of the body be like : "actually, a lot has been through us"

As in..why would she display like that...there are better ways to package bóbbí naaa ...

All of us know a girl like that Beverly. I too fine, I too fine...na there Ashewo work dey start

I for reserve my comment but the caption for the twins glowing in Christ really got to me.

Walahi, ashewo no be work.

Hemanwel:
As usual, watch how Reno Omokri will come up with a meaningless epistle of how Peter Obi was not invited in the meeting, as if PO is the president of the country. Man be disgracing his family and community back-to-back. Very predictable mofo!

But even you dey think am.

Must be a spawn of JennyClay.

Sheistoopretty:
Nice!!!!!

This is highly commendable of South Africa! I think South Africa is far better than Nigeria. Their men are hardworking and innovative, not like nIgerian men that what they only know is to drink alcohol, smoke, kidnap and do Ritual. Nigerian don't have brain for innovations and technologies, It is very sad

Nice one South Africa!

I too fine, I too fine na so ashawo Dey start

I only care about okra

This piece of bad news will excite some people.

You’ll soon see them

Prayer instead of action will be the eventual downfall of this county

dawnomike:
Just imagine if there were no CCTV caemras

Why the Bleep is there a camera in the room?

Objectivist04:
Davido's grandfather married an Igbo wo
man
Davido's father married an Edo woman

Davido's uncle married a Yoruba woman, later regretted his action and married an Igbo woman.

Davido's cousin married a calabar woman

Now Davido himself married an Igbo woman
.
My question is what did Yoruba women do to the Adelekes because this is becoming shameful.

I need an answer

Get a life

Blank check my blac ass

Share your opinions.

Hello guys. I’m looking for a bbq grill to buy. Please point me in the right direction. I’m not looking to buy online. I want to be able to check it out first.

Thanks!!

Righteousness2:
Palliwood things.

Ask them How many Terrorist are killed and they will start Convulsing.

Do you know the so called 33000 people killed in Gaza is a scam that has been BUSTED from the Palestine so called Health Ministry.

About 11371 of the so called 33000 being littered around has no records.
They do not Exist. They never Existed. It was all a show. Pallywood show!

From the true figures of people dead, the IDF has record of about 13000 terrorist killed.

IDF sets a new world record of minimum casulties of Civilian . It has never ever being so anywhere on Earth.



The Deception of Hamas Terrorist and their palestine accomplice is one that Even the devil is scared of.

From painting children with red color, packing doll babies as humans and all sorts of bull shit.
The Deception and Deceit is monumental. It is out of this world.


If you fell for all that Scam of hamas / palestine 33000 dead this and that, just know that you fall Mugu for Terrorist. Terrorists used your Head.

IDF has not entered Rafah, they have already began their Convulsing with their Pallywood show.

Hamas Last Major battalion is Rafah.
From what i know IDF will fully Enter Rafah after passover. Passover is tonight.

Must you always display stupidity?

Fiscus105:
Probably sex, so many figure of speech to explain situation in the bible, but very unfortunately people are interpreting them, literally.
Eating FORBIDDEN FRUIT is a EUPHEMISM in figure of speech.

Most things in the Bible can't be taken literally. They have undergone many, many translations

NwaNimo1:
Marcus, Marcus, Marcus.......how many times I call your Oyibo name?



....because off £3.50?

You go drag family name through UK gutters like this?

31 + 28 = 59 years of age dem go release and deport you.

He's most likely a citizen so won't get deported. He probably has never been to Naija. Dem plenty like dat. They're just a product of their society there.

Jewessgratitud3:


Then nairaland was still very sane so I had my contact on here on my profile.
He was a guest for 12years then.

But you registered in 2023

Jewessgratitud3:
Like why would you chat for that long without exchanging pics.


I remember chatting with a nairaland guest and when I asked to see his pics he warned me that he's a midnight newspaper o shey I don't mind? I just laughed and we exchanged pics but he's far away in the East so we couldn't meet up. Though he wasn't that old just making jokes with what he reads on nairaland about evening newspaper

How tf did you chat with a NL guest?

dkidd:

Smoking is a choice and drinking to relax doesn't make one a drunkard. U sound like a child though. When u sef done navigate through life u go wise. Na only Jesus fit into that ur want and him no send u if u sef no pure 💯

Jesus sef, e get why Dem no tell us the story of his life from 13-30

pocohantas:
As she should. The strongest woman in Nigeria. Second to Annie Idibia.

Identify your dealbreakers and stick to it.
Her dealbreaker might not be infidelity. And by the way, Davido is 30 I think. 10 to 15 more years and he would calm down. Chioma hang in there and stay safe. He would most likely die first. 😘

As God wey you be na

GanagiBitrus:
Hope this is not to justify hook-up. Ladies should be encouraged to see dignity in labour & not to sell their bodies.

It totally is. This stupid article is completely designed to encourage it

bonechamberlain:
Ignorant people who don't understand international politics would come here to start the Israeli is powerful anthem.

Firstly it's on record that Iran is the first country to attack Israel directly, destroying some infrastructures. Unlike Israel attacking Iranian proxies.

Secondly - the Israeli's and it's ignorant supporters make so much noise about the Iron dome (a system that cost over 1 billion dollars to build and also very expensive to maintain) but had to depend on Jordanian, UK and the U.S fighter jets and all manner of military assistance to thwart the Iranian attack.

Thirdly, If Israel is going to attack Iran, it would definitely happen with an agreement between Iran, Israel and the U.S. The attack would be to save the Israeli regime from ridicule. The attack by Iran exposed Israel as no one has ever contemplated such direct attacks, leaving that unanswered would be a slap to the Israelis and all their noise about being a super power.

Fourthly - there are so many underground and backdoor diplomatic moves going on between Iran, Israel, the U.S and possibly Russia to prevent escalation. Even before the attack by Iran the aforementioned powers were aware of the attack on time, that's why they were able to intercept those Iranian missiles.

Israel is punching way above it's weight in the international system and I believe this Iranian strike would ensure some brain reset. Even the U.S is becoming tired of Netanyahu and his fellow extremist in West Jerusalem.

Modified - Religion has truly dealt with Nigerians. It's unfortunate.

Some people don't even know how the present day Israel started. They would say it's a divine work 😁. The below letter is the genesis of the constant crisis we have in the middle east today.

Even if you break their skulls and connect wires to their grey matter to upload information, it would be a waste of time. A zombie is irredeemable, my brother. Don't waste your time, be like Fela. Look and laugh

Where are those anti Nigerian Obidients who claimed Dangote's refinery is a white elephant that will never come to fruition? Many of whom have never built a wooden shed their whole lives but wanted one of Africa's biggest refineries to be built and begin production sharp sharp 🤣

They wanted and hoped the $ wilil get to 2k and beyond. Some even swore it must get o 3k. They said Cardoso is a mutt that knows nothing.

Where are all of you now? Aren't you now ashamed of yourselves?

nairalanda1:


The problem is, it is very likely that internal combustion engines would have ceased to be viable by then.

Nuclear fusion is slowly becoming a reality. Once that happens, we are screwed. Ditto improvements in solar power.

You're right but I think Africa and a lot of third world countries will still depend on oil. Maybe in 500-1000 years, combustion engine could be a thing of the past because extended space exploration will require Nuclear fueling. Even then, there will still be poor people on earth that won't have access to nuclear energy

Fiscus105:
By deliberate or negligence you let him escaped, now you would be spending thousands of million taxpayers' money for repertration.

This your use of English Na die.

Kuku type in your native dialect. I'm sure there are Nairalanders who'd understand

englishmart:
I pray the oil dries up, so we can think of another way of generating revenue.
The oil is making us very lazy

Your grandchildren, even if they live for 100 years will witness Nigeria refining it's oil

emperor4love:
Upon say he helped you and promoted u,u still snitch nd been a dispatch rider might not even hv certificate....na y rich don't help poor you can tell me wen emefiele appointed you ,u are not doing well

You're a prime example of Nigerians are the problem of Nigeria