who read all that? Hmm..

Hmm

hmm. You guys really read that?

hmm..

Wizdray:
Please I've not been able to access internet for three days now. When did he die??

Tuesday, this week.

Absurd why he's smiling, or is it an old pic? Anyways, RIP once again Keshi.

ISIS in Kano? Like seriously? ISIS should fall and die.. [In chigurl's voice]

More like a faggoty snake. Or is it female?

38-year-old Thai man is recovering from a bloody
encounter with a 3-meter (10-foot) python that
slithered through the plumbing of his Chachoengsao
provine, east of Bangkok home and latched its jaws
onto his genitals while he was using a squat toilet. Attaporn Boonmakchuay is pictured smiling as Thai
television stations interviewed him in his hospital
bed but photos of his blood-splattered bathroom
were testimony to his ordeals. He told Thai TV Channel 7 that he struggled to
remove the snake for 30 minutes Wednesday before
he managed to free himself with help from his wife
and a neighbour. After his wife tied a rope around
the snake, Attaporn pried open its jaws before
passing out. Emergency workers dismantled the Asian-style
squat toilet, with the python still twined through it.
The snake was taken away to be released back into
the wild. According to an emergency responder cited by the
newspaper Thai Rath, doctors said Attaporn,
bloodied but unbowed, will recover. "He has a really good attitude... even though
his own wife and children were in shock. He's
been smiling and giving interviews all day
from his bed," hospital director Dr. Chutima
Pincharoen said.

Can't stop laughing

Lol!

talk about dream league soccer 2015 or 2016. Score Hero!, Call of duty, Guns, FrontLine Commando2, Asphalt 8 Nitro.. Just to mention but a few..

Faced with huge teeth and gaping jaws, one tortoise
played it smart and retreated into the sanctuary of its
armour-like shell as hungry crocs fought over it. Its
tactic wasn't the smartest after all as one croc
battled the others away and swallowed the tortoise
whole. The images were taken by part time photographer
Lisl Moolman, 42, at South Africa's Krueger National
Park while on a family holiday. She said: 'I was sitting at the dam, sightseeing and
watching animals as they came to drink. As is the
norm, crocodiles sunbathe at this dam. Everything
was quiet and tranquil, until another visitor attracted
my attention showing me that a crocodile just caught
a leopard tortoise and was moving into the water at great speed. She added: 'I saw a crocodile at the water's edge
moving into the water with high speed, a leopard
tortoise clamped tightly between its jaws. The
tortoise shell is notoriously quite hard to break. It
kept the tortoise in its jaws, while some more
crocodiles gathered around it. It wasn't long before they started fighting over it, and the tortoise
disappeared into the depths of the water after being
dropped.
'After a couple of minutes, it drifted to the surface,
where a crocodile guarded it until swimming away
after about half an hour.' The croc may find that shell hard to stomach.

Nigerian-born Chidiebere Akusobi has notched many
impressive academic achievements in his short life.
The 25-year old studied ecology and evolutionary
biology as an undergraduate at Yale, then earned his
master's in biochemistry from the University of
Cambridge. Now he's three years into a joint PhD/MD program researching cures for infectious diseases at
Harvard and MIT. But if you ask him, he'll tell you that the biggest
academic hurdle he ever had to overcome was in the
fifth grade. That's when Akusobi, who had moved
from Nigeria to the impoverished New York City
neighborhood of the South Bronx when he was two
years old, was accepted into the rigorous New York City Prep for Prep program. The program is an educational boot camp that selects
roughly 225 promising students a year from the
poorest New York City neighborhoods and grooms
them for scholarships to attend the city's top private
schools. For 14 months, students were assigned six hours of
homework a day -- on top of their normal workload
-- and they were expected to read one book a week,
he said. "I remember July 4th, 2001, everyone was
outside and there were fireworks. I was
inside and my mom was keeping me awake
as I read," he said. But Akusobi was
determined to complete the program. "I was
taught that [education] was our shot of the American Dream," he said When he was done, he had won a full academic
scholarship to Horace Mann, one of the most
prestigious prep schools in New York City. Once
Akusobi enrolled, finding his place in the school's
rarefied halls became his next big challenge. He was
only 12 and the stark contrast between he and the other mostly white, wealthy students was striking. "I realized that there are people that go on
vacations every summer or have summer
houses or drivers," he said. "It's funny to go to
a school where kids have trust funds and then
to take the bus home to the South Bronx." At the time, Akusobi's father was working
three jobs while also studying to become a
nurse. His mother, who was also pursuing a
nursing degree, worked as a home health
aide. "They were working to support me and my
three younger siblings. That's the reason they
left Nigeria, to provide a better life," he said. Akusobi took full advantage of what Horace Mann
had to offer. He became head of the dance team and
even wrote and acted in a one act show. "I just took advantage of all the opportunities
that I could and did well enough that I got into
Yale," he said. But his true passion was medicine. Even though he
had left Nigeria at a young age, Akusobi remained
close to family members who still live in the country.
"When I go to Nigeria there's a sense of being home
because that's where my folks grew up," he said. But the attachments have come with heartache each
time he receives news of a family member or friend
who has passed away from an infectious disease,
like malaria or HIV. "It's shocking the toll that infectious diseases
have. I could work on fixing that. There's real
impact that has to be made," he said. And Akusobi is getting closer to that goal. Recently,
he was granted one of the Paul and Daisy Soros
Fellowships for New Americans, which will pay up to
$90,000 for his joint PhD/MD program at Harvard and
MIT. Besides his research at Harvard/MIT, Akusobi has
advocated on a variety of issues, especially those
dealing with racial equality and diversity in medicine.
He helped organize the WhiteCoat4BlackLives
movement on Harvard Medical School's campus to
commemorate Eric Garner and Michael Brown, two black men whose deaths at the hands of the police
spurred a national movement against police brutality
and highlighted the issue of racism in America. He has also taken a leadership role at the Student
National Medical Association, which seeks to help get
more minorities like Akusobi involved in the practice
of medicine. "From what I've seen there are so many
students that have potential," he said. "But
there is systemic injustice and
institutionalized racism that doesn't allow
people to get to where they need to be." While he believes in the American Dream, Akusobi
says he realizes it isn't a reality for many people,
especially those who didn't get the opportunities he
did."The American Dream for a lot of people is a
fantasy. I have experienced sub par schools
with sub par teachers," he said. "An
elementary school student attending those
schools and living in a neighborhood without
quality food or after-school opportunities and surrounded by people in that situation. For a
kid in that situation it's easy to see how they
might feel like the American Dream doesn't
exist."

Below is how MediaTakeOut.com is reporting it MTO just received word that a Kanye West
sex tape is about to drop. The video, which
was purportedly taken in 2012, shows Kanye
having relations with a very well built
African-American woman. She appears to be
some type of “video model.” MediaTakeOut.com saw a screener of the sex
tape, and we have to say – it is by far the best
celebrity sex tape that we’ve ever seen.
The video was LEAGUES better that Kanye’s
wife Kim’s. What made it so much better? It
was Kanye – dude has got SKILLS. In the tape (which was taken from the side of the bed),
Kanye is seen PUTTING HIS BACK into every
stroke. Dude was looking like an adult film
star. And the woman, who was VERY well
built, seemed to be really enjoying it. We
should point out that his video was taken more than TWO years BEFORE Kanye was
married to Kim. The two weren’t even
dating at this time. Obviously we can’t leak
any of the screenshots or the footage, but
from what we understand, it will be leaked
before the end of the day.

The armed robbers said to be in a black Pathfinder SUV began robbing from Costain, then moved to Ikorodu road, where they robbed people in traffic and shot at least two people. Please avoid that area for now. Details later...

Rapper, Ice Prince has announced his split from his record label, Chocolate City. Ice Prince made the announcement in an interview with Cool FM this morning May 19th. He also announced that he is set to float his own record label to be known as Super Cool Cats. According to Ice Prince, his contract with Chocolate City Music expired two years ago.

A woman was bitten by a 2-foot-long nurse shark in
Florida which attached itself to her forearm even
when it was killed. Though the shark was killed, it
remained attached and couldn't be removed from
her forearm. She was later taken to the hospital where it was
successfully detached and her friends shared a
picture on Facebook which shows her smiling from
her hospital bed as she held the dead shark in a bag. She has also been released from the hospital.

Ciara got shot down in a big way in custody
court Monday ... TMZ has learned. Sources
connected to the former couple say Ciara
showed up in court asking for sole custody of
their 1-year-old son, baby Future.
She claimed Future was a bad parent who was not present in the child's life. We're told
she and her lawyer also trash talked Future to
the judge, saying he was a bad person. For his
part, Future showed up and asked for joint
custody, and the judge was squarely on his
side, rejecting her arguments. California courts favor joint custody, so the decision was
in line with the law. We got Ciara leaving
court, and she was mum.

Australian mother Kim Tucci who gave birth to
quintuplets on January 28, 2016, just shy of 30
weeks, released a photo shoot of her surprise
newborns. According to BBC, 26-year-old mother took just two
minutes to give birth to her four daughters and one
son, who were conceived naturally. A team of 50
doctors and nurses assisted with the planned
caesarean and all of the children were born healthy. Tiffany weight 1170g
Penelope weight 1160g
Beatrix weight 1210g
Allie weight 1200g
Keith weight 1269g Mrs Tucci's story gained prominence through her
Facebook page, Surprised by Five, where she
recorded the details of her pregnancy. Family
photographer, Erin Elizabeth who helped document
Mrs Tucci's pregnancy, organised the quintuplets'
photo shoot. "50 fingers 50 toes, 6 hearts beating at once. My
body fought the toughest of battles to get five babies
here safely," Mrs Tucci wrote when she posted the
photos.
"Everything I did I did for them." In an interview with Australian current affairs
program 60 Minutes in April, Mrs Tucci said she felt
like her body was "shutting down" during the
pregnancy and that doctors originally offered her the
choice of saving two of the babies while terminating
the others, due to serious health risks to both her and the unborn children
.
"No-one thought I could do it, and I did, I showed
everyone in my life," Mrs Tucci told 60 Minutes. She
and her husband Vaughn already have a nine-year-
old son and daughters aged two and four.

The Nigerian Army have released a statement
vowing to crush the new militant group known as
the Niger Delta Avengers. The group attacked the
Chevron oil platform last week and has vowed to
carry out more attacks. In a statement signed by
Acting Director, Defence Information, Brigadier- General Rabe Abubakar, the Army says it will not
hesitate to deploy every available resources to deal
decisively with any threats to economic lifeline of the
nation. Read the statement below... The Defence Headquarters (DHQ) is not
unaware of the emergence of a group in the
Niger Delta region who have vowed to cripple
economic activities through pipeline
vandalism, oil theft and kidnap of expatriate
workers in that region; it will not hesitate to deploy every available resources to deal
decisively with any threats to economic
lifeline of the nation. The military will employ
all available means and measures within its
rule of engagement to crush any individual or
group that engages in the destruction of strategic assets and facilities of the
government in the Niger Delta or any other
location and they will stand to regret the
consequences of their actions. The whole
world has seen what they are causing in
terms of economic terrorism against the nation and would be treated as criminals in
line with the laws of the land. While the
military and other security agencies would
continue to put in place more proactive
measures within the creeks and other places
to fish out those responsible for the heinous crime, it will remain focused and assure oil
companies and law abiding community
members of their safety and protection of
their sanctity. The DHQ advises the community
leaders, traditional rulers and the general
public to cooperate with the security agencies to ensure the apprehension of the culprits for
the interest of our great nation; as no
individual or group interest is above national
interest of this country.”the statement read

As he tweeted...

https://mobile.twitter.com/adeyanjudeji/status/729778077505622016

Lol. Online drama..

Former Real Housewives of Atlanta star & E! Fashion guest co-host, Nene Leakes, puts her body on display in this sexy white swimsuit, while out in a boat sail with her husband in Miami...

funny thing is how the mumu aboki just open him mouth dan

Everybody now has a say in this matter. Are they the first to have mere marital differences? Very soon, buhari go shook mouth too..

i knew bayern would win. #bayern all the way

making a video of it was a fokop on his part.. Was he under a spell?

Lwkm! Very funny..