Please i have a question...in one's birth certificate,the local government area that will be written in it,is it the local government area where you collected it or your main local government area?

myschool.com does it for free

I can't download pictures from nairaland...What's wrong?

madridguy:
Nice message from you Sai Baba.

Happy Easter.

nice message from you...like say na baba compose and write am!

they made one mistake this year.....them no carry street boys and girls along unlike 2017..They went for big shots...them forget say street dey draw crowd! I just know say the show no go make sense when I see the big shot housemates!

Report to your spiritual father Asap!

Well based on logistics,fish na meat...lol!

Hozier:
That is how one girl back then when I was a kid was chewing gum and drinking a bottle of coke simultaneously. Unfortunately, while trying to talk to someone, she mistakenly swallowed the bottle of coke and the chewing gum but the bottle of coke didn't digest.

Till today, the bottle of coke is still gummed to the girl's oesophagus by the chewing gum.

Anyone doubting me can ask Ishilove, she knows who I'm talking about.

lol

alwayscool:
I am 27 years old and have crush on my 38 years old aunty(my fathers brothers wife, )she is beautiful and have body size of 36 30 36,, we have very good relation, even our family members know that i m close to her, once while travelling in car, she was sitting beside me, after some time she took my hands in her hands and both of our fingers were crossed against each other, then i kept my hand on her lap but She did not reject it, then slowlly i moved my hand between her legs, then she covered my hand with her saree so That others cannot see, many a times i put hand on her ass and waist but never she objected to it... she even makes sexy jokes with me when No one is therr, what Are the chances that she will Bleep me, i m damm dying to have her on my bed, replacing my uncle, even i guess She want her nehphew to replace her uncle... what are chances,

you are evil...

please help a face...i've virtually done everything i could to be free from this terrible pimples but all proved abortive...i don't know what to do again,i'm tired,i'm fustrated...it's really painful(flooded with purse all the time)please help!!!

Jumbus31:
If you really want to kill yourself, you don't need to come on here to tell us. Please kill yourself in peace and don't bother us. We already have a lot of problems to solve. Commit your suicide and see if I won't still take my bottle of stout today.

My guy get sense...the guy in question is so depressed and fustrated...that's not the way you adress such a one...is like you never know what its feels to be depressed...he's not himself now...probably he has no one to pour out his pains to,and so has to come here and ask for people's advice...so please,take am easy with the guy abeg!

i will quickly run to my church and roll on the altar for God!

GdexFolami:
hey my man wassup

i'm good bro...what's the way?

[quote author=kingsley9505 post=59637790]
Sorry bro. You're aspiring for MBBS? [/quoteyes.

kingsley9505:
It was quite unfortunate for me that a technical (network) problem occurred during my exam. Still had like 15 mins more and everything wiped off ( auto submission) coupled with slow network. Wednesday 11pm was a really bad timing.

same with me bro...had a bitter experience also...i never started on time because of technical issue...my time was left with 31minutes to go before the system summited and log off...i shed tears in the hall!

plz...since the change of course/institution is still on,can one change school even if the person has already written screening test?plz i need your reply!

can one still change school even when the school you are to change from have ended their sale of screening form?

dennisworld1:
affidavit of what

jamb name:Atare reuben okemute...o'level name:Atare reuben okemute...screening form:Atare reuben okiemute(though okiemute is the correct spelling)

plz...do you know if delsu accept affidavit?

Plz...do delsu accept affidavit?

plz...what's your take on this...o'level result:OKE DAVID OKEMUTE,jamb result:OKE DAVID OKIEMUTE,birth cert:OKE DAVID OKIEMUTE,screening form:OKE DAVID OKIEMUTE...Any problem with that,and if any how do i rectify it?

chufor:
mine is telling me object reference not set to an instance of an object..what do ?

exactly...that's how mine is also saying...

plz...the screening form of the school i want to change from will expire tomorrow being 21july,i want to know if i will be able to change from the school if their screening form expires!?

Jfrankination:
Jojo u dey waste time oh, go jamb office..my guy go dia yesterday e don finish en own

Which jamb office that your guy go?

plz is the rrr code same thing as I.D?if not,how many digit number is the rrr code?..plz i need urgent answer!

Ragner:
Hope you guys are changing Unis to Delsu?

Anyways, word of advice. Watch the institutions you pick in your Poly cos that's where you might end up. And please stop the personal discrimination against Polys cos the most important thing In Nigeria today is a degree. Doesn't matter if its a HND or Bsc...Good luck.

Delsu aspirant can holla me for "Long leg waka"

bro...plz is delsu writting post utme this year?

that means cafe can do the stuff na!

plz...you know some cbt centres was sanctioned by jamb and suspended from conducting utme exam because of malpractice and technical issues...so i want to know if COC can be done in those cbt centres or the suspension for them don start already?

geegirl109:
About the change of course/institution,I was told by a person that knows somebody in JAMB office that the portal is likely to re-open on july 17.And this is no rumour,the JAMB official was phoned in my presence,,and he told us that he will let us know if there will be any change to that effect..I think this helps..

hope this is true...i'm so confused and unhappy...the screening form of delsu(the school i first fill in for is gonna expire on the 21 july,whereas i'm trying to change to uniben)...

plz...when do uniben freshers usually resume lectures?

THYRAIN:

I bought the PIN yesterday in first bank at the rate of 14450#

when will it expire?

chukwukapromise:
Then wait for d change of course form to come ot..Delsu wuld not force u fir deir screening, Just absent yourself, and
wait for d form.

ok man...i just pray coc comes out before 21 july...are you an aspirant?