who is more promising? is it the "sweet-lipped 'sweepers'(acn)"? "the I won't promise 'promise makers'(pdp)"? "I got my revelation from God that I'll change this country (fresh)"? "the genius from the north(anpp)"?"the good old retired general who's supposed to be peace-loving(cpc)"? Let's rub minds together!

Great Ife Great Ife remains great Ife,

Am from Osun state, am a proud IJESA girl!

Hey guys, hope u r preparing 4 resumptn? Wishing y'all God's best in dis semesta coz hmnn, na festivity full am oh!

Dclique:

My Nairalanders, Pls, Vote for Dclique as assistant moderator in Education section, thanx

When of da greatest Ife are toqin, I xpect evry oda smolies to go on of da greatest shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
Oxygen 4 Assistant Moderator, no keke must ke & no mumu must mu!!!!!!!

I hope U are all enjoying da strike, as 4 me oo, hauz don tire, me. Nisot, ao far?

Am from Osun, Ijebu-jesa, Oriade L.G.A & I skul @ OAU! Aba rie gbe oo, iye rie a support e! Ujesa ni moore! Kip up da gud work! Thumbs up!

Des are common slangs among O.A.U students, here are sum examples:
Risky - bread with egg.
Dangerous - bread with moimoi.
Poison - bread with beans.
Now to the more hilarious ones, the list could be long but I promise U'll go smiling away!
Ooni fete means U wouldn't want to be disgraced. Now back to da gist.
O oni fete ko fi Jik mo gaari ( means U wudn't lyk to take garri with Jik inplace of water).
Ooni fe te ko fi lappy gbaye si amphi - Amphi African theatre is da biggest lecture in O.A.U ( means U wudn't lyk to keep a space at Amphi with Ur laptop).
Ooni fete ko so fun Mumsi e pe won luk familiar ( means U wudn't lyk to tell Ur Mum that she luks familiar).
Ooni fete ko lap malu lori bike ( means U wudn't lyk to lap a Cow on a bike).
Ooni fete ko fi owo kan patewo ( means U wudn't lyk to clap with 1 hand).
Ooni fete ko lo kirun lori 3rd Mainland bridge ( means U wudn't lyk to do Ablution & prayer on da 3rd Mainland bridge).
Ooni fete ko de nappy fun ejo ( means U wudn't lyk to tie nappy for a snake).
Ooni fete ko fi ejo se tie ( means U wudn't lyk to use a snake for tie).
Ooni fete ko kun powder fun lion ( means U wudn't lyk to powder a lion's face).
Ooni fete ko de pad fun aja ( means U wudn't lyk to put on pad 4 a Dog).
Ooni fete ko fi ata gungun se powder ( means U wudn' tlyk to use powdered pepper as powder).
Ooni fete ko fi omi ata se ablution ( means U wudn't lyk to use peppered water 4 ablution).
Ooni fete ko lo fe mu H2SO4 ( means U wudn't lyk 2 drink H2SO4).
Ooni fete ko ni ofe gba Faborode lati - Faborode is da schl's V.C ( means U wudn't lyk to slap d V.C).
Ooni fete ko fi d**k pupsi se lollipop ( means U wudn't lyk to lick Ur Dad d**k lyk lollipop).
Ooni fete ko fi omo-odo ro eti ( means U wudn't lyk to use a pestle to clesn Ur ear).
Ooni fete ko ni o fe fi abere gunyan ( means U wudn't lyk 2 use a needle 2 pound yam).
Ooni fete ko fi *iru abe* Mumsi tayin ( means U wudn't lyk 2 use ur Mum's pubic hair as tooth pick).
Ooni fete ko ni ofe gbe amphi ru ( means U wudn't lyk to carry Amphi on ur head).
Ooni fete ko pe LIB 001 ni core course e ( means U wudn't lyk 2 say LIB 001 is ur core course).
Ooni fete ko pe malu ni boda tori ofe jeran ( means U wudn't lyk 2 kol a Cow brother bcoz U want 2 eat meat).
Ooni fete ko ni Awo Hall ni family hauz yin ( means U wudn't lyk 2 say Awo Hall is Ur family hauz).
Ooni fete ko ni ofe lo sun ti cadaver ni Health Sciences ( means U wudn't lyk to say u want 2 sleep with the cadavers at Health Sciences).
Ooni fe te ko lo gba canal lo si canada(u wudnt wanna go 2 canada thru a canal)
Ooni fe te ko fi indomie se attachment(u wudnt wanna use indomie as hair extension)
Ooni fe te ko fi indomie pokunso(u wouldnt wanna hang urself with indomie)
Ooni fe te ko se press-up lori swimming pool (U wudn't wanna do pressup on da swimming pool)
Ooni fe te ki smooch cadavar(U wudn't wanna smooch a Cadaver)
Ooni fe te ko fi indomie fa omi(U wudn't wanna use indomie as fetching rope)
Ooni fete ko fi ekuro mu eko(u wuldnt wanna use palm kernnel to drink pap),
Ooni fete ko fi olumo rock se weight lift(u wuldnt wanna use Olumo Rock for weight lift)
Ooni fete ko lo ko duplex si iboji (u wuldnt wanna build duplex in a grave yard)
          [color=#006600]And list grows lyk that & that, jooo malo te o! If U are thrown 1 I beg thru 1 baq in case U find Urself in the Greatest Ife.[/color][color=#006600][/color]

anoda 1

nisot23:

@dr tomgirl
yep.am 1 2.i creatd d@ group on fb.il add u soon.

@ nisot23: tnx wud appreciate dat, Bejide Motunrayo. U stay on block wot & wot's ur name.

@ Abuzola: may God enlighten u, lighten ur burden & set u free from da bound of darkness. I pray it shall be so in HIS(JESUS) name.

@ nisot23: yea, am a Mozambique queen, U?

United States.

I would av loved to help, but scanning and sending to ur box 4 u 2 download and print myt cost u. D best is getting it from da skul bukshop but unfortunately we are on strike, hope, Da Fed govt, intervenes. Soonest.

D song is a musical representation of the Spirit of Aroism in Awo Hall. I beg tushin it up.

@ Phemmy: u dont av to be an old member 2 handle stuffs lyk dat. I don't think Discrimation should set in hia.

Jesus is real! No blasphemy in hia plz!

@ Tudor: pls let's chat beta, tomgirl4realshow@yahoo.com. Pls xpectin ur mail.

Girlie mami water or mermaid spirit DOES NOT EXIST! You can camp from now till eternity and it wouldn't still exist.

Oh no need to fight ourselves, GOD reigns!!!!! surely Jesus is real!

There are so many bible verses which talks about your god rejoicing over the death of unbelievers. your god isn't after killing any one yet the bible says he drowned the whole world, Grin Grin

U say dat U don't know Him dat control da Universe! Pls add me, tomgirl4realshow@yahoo.com, maybe we toq beta, or +2348062835589. Remain blezed!

Mermaids are 4 real but GOD is da masta of da universe. Mia mum told me she had seen 1 in her adolescence. @ doubting Thomases', I suggest U go on vacation, I mean camping out cloz to rivas 4 6 months maximum, I bet U, U'll surely get a glimpse but rememba to hold ya rosary and Bible and turari issegun, Quran, Tesbal and cross or ur Opele depending on Ur religion!!!!!!!! I wish U api camping out, enjoy da show!

Eyin omo kaaro ojiire, e kaabo si osu Agemo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am July 5th. Api betday to Julians. It's a month of perfection.