faith551:
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHE, i like ur write up tho,the well knitted use of words kept me hooked till the end.
But ur assertions are not scientific or natural or even proven

I copied it from Naijasinglegirl.com.I thought its funny and interesting,so I decided to share it..lol
There are some elements of truth in it though.

Today’s post is a bit controversial. Before I go on, have it at the back of your mind I don’t mean to scare or offend the menfolk. It would be nice if they heed to my advice anyway.Hehe

Lucky me! Whenever I go out, something weird happens that inspires me to write.
On my way back from church yesterday, I stopped by a junction to get a cab.
Five minutes gone and no cab in sight.
I felt someone pat my back and called me my wife in a strange tone.
As I turned to admonish the person, lo and behold it was a mad man.
He was not just mad, he was naked! He was not just naked,his manhood was fully erect!
They say in times of danger, never underestimate your inner Strength. Now I truly believe all those stuffs Jet Li does in movies are not film tricks!!!
I saw myself do worse.
Before I could say God forbid, I was on the other side of the road without my shoes. I didn’t walk or run across, I flew!
Danger gave me wings!
What threw me off balance was his gun looking ps. The mad man was as dark as Akon so you can imagine the trauma my eyes went through.
This incident arouse my curiosity.
Why do all mad men have big p s? I am no pervert but that’s the first thing I look out for when I see a naked mad man and believe me, this wild breed of humans have never disappointed me.
Its a pity watching them walk from dump site to dump site with their scrotum bigger than their bags of trash.
Jokes aside, I have never seen a naked mad man with a small ps. Its either they are out there but shy to let it loose or the mad men with big dks conspired amongst themselves and killed the small d***k ones because they
are a disgrace to the society for mad men.
You feel me?
In case you are wondering how they ended up mad, yours truly did a little investigation and my inferences are better Explained in the story below…
Once upon a time, these men were once sane. They had girlfriends like others, had nice rides, they wore suit&tie etc.
One day, they stripped in front of a mirror and they liked what they saw. They told themselves
”I am the baddest guy ever liveth. This my equipment is too long/ too large for just one girl to enjoy, I have to get her a helper(s)”
And so the big ps sane man goes out and chases Everything in skirt.
The heartbroken faithful girlfriend soon realises her boyfriend has refused to zip down for only her and the toilet.
She lies down naked and puts a curse on her boyfriend.(we girls do that a lot. Hehe)
A few days later, the curse takes its effect and another#teambigd k mad man is released into the streets.
From this my short story, I have been able to drawn the following facts.
1. The moment a guy starts letting his p***s control his brain, madness is just whistling around the corner. All that unused mental energy will one day explode. When that happens, the sane man throws caution into the wind and run into the streets naked. (beginning of madness)
2. All things being equal, the bigger a man’s p***s, the higher the chances of him ending up mad.(I think I saw this in Aristotle’s diary)
3. Most of the mad men on the streets don’t need a psychiatric hospital or TB Joshua to deliver them because they are cursed. The family of the mad man needs to find his ex girlfriend(s) and beg her/them for forgiveness on his behalf.
4. Every time a guy cheats on his faithful, God fearing girlfriend, he is one orgasm closer to getting mad.
5. If you are a man with a big p***s and you know its difficult to padlock that monstrous meat (MEANING YOU GONNA BE MAD SOMEDAY). Cut it off!
You can always pee via a catheter.
Even Mathew 5:30 says if your right
hands causes you to sin, cut it off.
A tool that does less work than your right hand does not deserve such leniency.
Girls, next time you suspect your #teambigd***k boyfriend
cheating on you, take him to the nearest dump site and tell him that’s where his colleagues are.
Who else agrees with me?

www.naijasinglegirl.com/hey-mr-bigdick-read-this/

Stalwert:
Abi no be bleachydiot cownu mumundi? lolz Ipoor go kill themselves ohhh op bad gan

Hmmmmmmmmm

Integrityfarms:
PDP was voted out so that APC could do the needful. Or is Nda Isaiah expecting APC to still tow the PDP path when they are advocating themselves as progressives

Apc was voted out in South east?...guy,wetin you dey smoke?.hypocrisy

jcmaiah:

Please can u just shut up for once!

Why?..are you pained?

HirstMOG:


no but your lies can never satisfy me. open your eyes and face reality, APC is all about propaganda and lies. una nor de tire

Wailer,why you dey para for me na? Abi na me coLlect your bread ?

Hisduchess:


are you this daft? please stop spewing nonsense, go get a life and leave KANU alone

Nope,I am not daft at all.Are you this stupid?go get a life and leave ME alone.

Pyno30:
What are you really saying?

What are you really reading?

Those who are wailing that Chibock girl's kidnapp is a scam,should also agree that Enugu fulani herds men attack is also a big time scam.. Stop playing politics with human life.It could be you tomorrow..
In other news,Nnammdi Kanu was spotted behind Aishaa Buhari at the presidential villa..

dimieprincess:

Copycat

Copyrat

Adaobi12:
Thanks for the advice. but that's not Nnamdi kanu.

You are joking..right?
Stop it now.

activeguy:




You are becoming a nuisance here....

I am not..you would have been happy is I was insulting President Buhari..right?

Jayceo:


You want make we notice you, you are duly noted.. Been seeing this message on all threads.It don do

Really?is that why you wanna cry?
Anyway,He never do..I don notice you too.you try small.

dimieprincess:

U need brain reset. I am not trying to insult u and if u take it as insult sorry but u r sounding so .....

I would have said the same to you ..but it is so unfortunate that you aint gat any brain,let alone resetting it.
Its not an insult o..just stating the obvious.

Those who are wailing that Chibock girl's kidnapp is a scam,should also agree that Enugu fulani herds men attack is also a big time scam.. Stop playing politics with human life.It could be you tomorrow..
In other news,Nnammdi Kanu was spotted behind Aishaa Buhari at the presidential villa..

Those who are wailing that Chibock girl's kidnapp is a scam,should also agree that Enugu fulani herds men attack is also a big time scam.. Stop playing politics with human life.It could be you tomorrow..
In other news,Nnammdi Kanu was spotted behind Aishaa Buhari at the presidential villa..

Those who are wailing that Chibock girl's kidnapp is a scam,should also agree that Enugu fulani herds men attack is also a big time scam.. Stop playing politics with human life.It could be you tomorrow..
In other news,Nnammdi Kanu was spotted behind Aishaa Buhari at the presidential villa..

Those who are wailing that Chibock girl's kidnapp is a scam,should also agree that Enugu fulani herds men attack is also a big time scam.. Stop playing politics with human life.It could be you tomorrow..
In other news,Nnammdi Kanu was spotted behind Aishaa Buhari at the presidential villa..

Those who are wailing that Chibock girl's kidnapp is a scam,should also agree that Enugu fulani herds men attack is also a big time scam.. Stop playing politics with human life.It could be you tomorrow..
In other news,Nnammdi Kanu was spotted behind Aishaa Buhari at the presidential villa..

Adaobi12:
Yes i have eaten, and have looked at it again. that is mot Nnamdi kanu.

Go beg your Governor first thing tomorrow to get you a spectacle if you can't afford it...
You really need one...
Henceforth,invest your money on carrots..
I mean eat eat and eat carrot morning,afternoon and night...ok?

HirstMOG:



buhari is poor buhari is poor but his wife is rich enough to give out 55m to chibok girls' parents immediately the missing girls started resurfacing one after the other. APC una nor just sabi lie at all.

Who be Apc?...Wailer,you don chop?

JuanJO:
No it will be you dis evenning and ur entire generation tomorow

I have no business with your generation,so I won't insult them and nothing bad will happen to my generation too..
But you,he no go better for your head for insulting me for no reason.
I am waiting for your reply,what you give is what you gonna get..
Insult for insult
Curse for curse
Swaer for swear
Anyway,just bring it on.

Adaobi12:
Bros you can lie eh, or maybe you really don't know who nnamdi kanu is.

Have you eaten?if no,then go have some food then take a very good look at it again.

johnsonjosbles:
Op was born with empty skull.

Sponge head,Why do you like wailing?

He looks like Chris Ngige.
Anyway,those who are wailing that Chibock girl's kidnapp is a scam,should also agree that Enugu fulani herds men attack is also a big time scam.. Stop playing politics with human life.It could be you tomorrow..
In other news,Nnammdi Kanu was spotted behind Aishaa Buhari at the presidential villa..

Generalyemi:


even ur moniker sound like zombie

Sorry o

Those who are wailing that Chibock girl's kidnapp is a scam,should also agree that Enugu fulani herds men attack is also a big time scam.. Stop playing politics with human life.It could be you tomorrow..
In other news,Nnammdi Kanu was spotted behind Aishaa Buhari at the presidential villa..

Those who are wailing that Chibock girl's kidnapp is a scam,should also agree that Enugu fulani herds men attack is also a big time scam.. Stop playing politics with human life.It could be you tomorrow..
In other news,Nnammdi Kanu was spotted behind Aishaa Buhari at the presidential villa..

Generalyemi:


even ur moniker sound like zombie

Wailer,you don chop?

Those who are wailing that Chibock girl's kidnapp is a scam,should also agree that Enugu fulani herds men attack is also a big time scam.. Stop playing politics with human life.It could be you tomorrow..
In other news,Nnammdi Kanu was spotted behind Aishaa Buhari at the presidential villa..