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Family / Re: Bottling Up Your Emotions Is Not Healthy: You Will Soon Snap! by dshiznitplata(m): 6:59am On Jul 09, 2014
havent found the solution yet...need anger therapy....
Technology Market / Re: <<<<<<<4G 32GB SIM CARD BRAND NEW Blackberry Playbook FOR 26K<<<<<<<<< by dshiznitplata(m): 10:17pm On Jul 02, 2014
whats up wiv d Q10...wuldve liked to talk personally bout it..hw can we gt in touch??
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Breweries Calling by dshiznitplata(m): 2:11am On Dec 21, 2013
@wafffluence nice one...mine is sunday..drop ur mail add so i can reason wiv U frm tym to tym....

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Breweries Calling by dshiznitplata(m): 8:48am On Dec 20, 2013
on tuesday d 17th....
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Breweries Calling by dshiznitplata(m): 5:49am On Dec 20, 2013
finally i can feel @ home for a bit...y'all shuldve sent invites out so we can converge here..(mods fp if u can pls)..im gonna be doing my driving test on sunday in Lekki, Lagos...9am....incase u scheduled for den lets hook up.... ... Also if possible lets drop our contacts here.... thomas.ohobu@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Breweries 2013 Sales Executives Recruitment by dshiznitplata(m): 10:52am On Dec 18, 2013
abeg hw una take acknowledge availability? Cos i no fit reply d text wey dem send nd e no dey for mail...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Breweries 2013 Sales Executives Recruitment by dshiznitplata(m): 11:27pm On Dec 17, 2013
got a mail too...minez for sunday...bruv shey na only to park d hilux truck?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Breweries 2013 Sales Executives Recruitment by dshiznitplata(m): 11:26am On Dec 05, 2013
mine is friday by 1.30.....hw i wish one can see just 1 past question at least.. because i don't trust workforce..their head touches in variance wiv coy'z
Career / Re: Noc Engineers In The House by dshiznitplata(m): 6:15pm On Aug 02, 2013
i wish for more noc engineers to respond on this thread.. op can i get ur mail so we can exchange info and prolly get to talk more...herz mine damiluv4t@yahoo.com....
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Computer Warehouse Group by dshiznitplata(m): 4:32pm On Apr 29, 2013
I've heard about such training for their sales dept but I don't tink its automatic employment..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Automobile Company Is Recruiting by dshiznitplata(m): 4:24pm On Apr 29, 2013
Pls I'll lyk to have too....damiluv4t@yahoo.com
Autos / Re: A Clean Peugeot 504 2000 - Bought Brand New - For Sale - Well Maintained. by dshiznitplata(m): 4:59pm On Feb 07, 2013
Mager I guess u just startd driving...cos dose who are referred to as DRIVERS respect d 504....dats a car worth driving...if u haven't driven a 504...den wtf did u do wen tryna learn driving....

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Family / Re: Funny Things You Inherited From Your Parents by dshiznitplata(m): 11:13am On Jan 26, 2013
A jerk from Pop...and an almost OCD character frm Ma...
Family / Re: Funny Things You Inherited From Your Parents by dshiznitplata(m): 11:11am On Jan 26, 2013
A jerk from Pop's...and an almost OCD
character frm Ma...
Family / Re: Why Do Parents Send Their Kids To Boarding Schools? by dshiznitplata(m): 7:32am On Jan 19, 2013
Find Out!:


Nice one jorrrr. Its those who didn't attend that criticize grin. what set?
na so d tin go...04set..d last of Mr Fagbayi....sori Mrs Fagbayi...lol
Find Out!:

HESCUS ME Senor, some people broke their teeth there o.lol. Loyola is the real school for ajebutters. Brilliant ajebutters.lol
pls tell d misinformed fellow...I remba den dere was a senior in ss3 who made d full ss2 to sleep in class n anywere nyt falls...frm class nobody goes to d hostel unless an informant says d senior isn't in skool...trust me...its like ur worst nytmare came alive..
bukatyne: up IJ!
IJ for lyf....Fagbayi for lyf...Sobogun for lyf....rotflmao...
damula: no lies thomas ..in my view boarding house remains d best...it builds in d child strong will and maturity tho activities of students in boarding house can be checked... Proudly FGCL...pro unitate all the way..
na so d tin go...hw do I get to U?.. seems u knw too muchangry angry
Family / Re: Why Do Parents Send Their Kids To Boarding Schools? by dshiznitplata(m): 8:13pm On Jan 18, 2013
I'm a proud product of Ijanikin and I dint pick up any of aforementioned vices... I know a lot of peeps who were "bad boys" den and dey are 1 of d finest people walking on this planet in dere respective fields... So don't go generalising... Na dat kain tin dey vex person.... If u like carry ur broda to toronto... if pikin 1 spoil e go spoil... U no need anoda person to teach am...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs In Delta by dshiznitplata(m): 10:54pm On Jan 13, 2013
Is there a vacancy for a parttime worker?...I'm currently in asaba..
Health / Re: One Testicle Is Bigger Than The Other by dshiznitplata(m): 6:48pm On Dec 30, 2012
What about a situation whereby the right testicle which is the bigger and also is the higher one has a little testicle attached to it...sorta making it 2nhalf balllz in total...
NYSC / Re: A thread for corpers posted to Delta by dshiznitplata(m): 4:16am On Nov 06, 2012
Representing with full effect straight outta compton(UNIBEN)....its ur boi...Plata...
Music/Radio / Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by dshiznitplata(m): 7:34am On Oct 18, 2012
He heard what the people said about Her song. In the bid to give her the benefit of doubt he pulls out his blackberry 9320. Flipped through his BBM contact list and got a link from a friend. With a big smile he starts streaming the song. As d 1st chorus came in just after d 1st verse that smile was very feeble on his face. He paused the song got up from his favorite chair walked to his closet all the while thinking to himself what d hell was I thinking. He opened his closet wore his favorite t-shirt that has the inscription "be d 1st to cast a stone if uve not...". Bent down to a squat position and pulled out a lil white shoe box just below his shoe stack. Opened it and behold brought out a gorgeously looking fully loaded revolver,sorta like the sledge hammer standard, nice and well polished. Went back to his sit to finish d song. Drops the revolver on his thigh and resumed playback. His left hand @ an angle holding the fone up @ a parallel position to his face continued to watch n grit his teeth. Few seconds to the end of the song his lips parted and from under his breath u could hear him whisper words of prayer. Dere was a silence. The streaming had stopped,his lips were widely parted due to his relief from shock,heaving fast,eyes staring @ d fone in a bid to confirm no more surprises. Just then he lifted his right hand wich is still clenched to his revolver puts it @ his temple then adjusts it to his ear and pulls the trigger.............. cry

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Car Talk / Re: Toyota Corolla 2007/2008 Model Or Hyundai Accent Brand New by dshiznitplata(m): 7:49pm On Aug 05, 2012
kushkush sorry to say this but i think you must have been mislead. my boss bought the 2012 accent from stallion. full options about 2months ago for 2.6mill. so please recheck. cos i think the elantra is about 3.2mill(needs verification). smiley
Car Talk / Re: What Is The Best SUV For A Small Girl? by dshiznitplata(m): 9:57am On Jun 27, 2012
pufectskin: Yea. Dis is it! Too cute. Thanks

Go for the Suzuki Timny....check it out 1st..
Car Talk / Re: Where Is Siena? I Can't Take It Anymore! by dshiznitplata(m): 7:03am On Jun 21, 2012
#crying....Sienaaaaaa pls come baaackkkkkkkkk
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by dshiznitplata(m): 9:51am On May 17, 2012
IMO pour the emotion(anger or wateva) on ur bf..remba what u had in mind to do to ur uncle and do it to ur bf..eida pull d beards when he is scaring u or just stat doin whateva u knw pisses him off more...if u are adventurous scrape ur head clean and go with d gorimapa look for a while....try it
Car Talk / Re: Which Is D Rugged/best To Maintain 4 A 20yr Old Guy by dshiznitplata(m): 4:44pm On May 06, 2012
gulfer: No doubt you are one of those that never shine the light on the path for lil kids like the poster.
it was a question dat requires an answer not a pack of insults. Even beta would be to advice..
Car Talk / Re: Which Is D Rugged/best To Maintain 4 A 20yr Old Guy by dshiznitplata(m): 2:33pm On May 06, 2012
But ehn a lot of u sound like pure haters nothing else...d dude simply askd a question...is it so hard for you to answer a question without showing us ur crappy heart and mind..."Ihate9ja" for a 20year old i would advice ur pops gets ΰ sumfin less..as ΰ wouldn't want some asswipes over here to say rubbish like "na em papa buy am" or "get am"...so reason a 1996 camry n above..if it shuld be an SUV go with a 1999 rav4(2door)...abeg jeun soke jare...so pls don't give em a reason to put lips to ass
Romance / Re: Why Guys Don't Value Nice Girls by dshiznitplata(m): 9:35am On Mar 25, 2012
Wow...so many views...IMO, everybody was born gud. Girls where brut up as angels.. Dudes were brut up as gentlemen.. But experiences on how to handle life has turned every 1 of us into monsters in our own way.. I won't deny..I've made quite a nos of girls cry on ma head but I'm not proud of it...i apologise to dose dat ma attitude towards dem created a monster. Cause if not cause of me d next man in her life won't be a monster to d next woman in his life... But d painful truth is dis..everybody wants a "gud" partner. Compatibility is what solves d issue of "nice". I personally will say i don't have a heart.. But its not stopping me from searching for d gurl who'll make me fight for her heart...tease me and den spoil me...cos alredi its a duty from ma heart to make her happy.......cheerio...i luv Naija girls...all types...
Car Talk / Re: V6 Fuel Economy On Long Distance Journey (Lagos - Abuja) by dshiznitplata(m): 5:51pm On Nov 30, 2011
@Siena, wats ur intake on the 1998 model of the suzuki vitara, do you tink it has a good fuel economy
TV/Movies / Re: Naruto Et Avatar: Who's The Stronger? by dshiznitplata(m): 5:48pm On Oct 21, 2011
1st off Naruto is fast, Super fast, He also gat his sage mode 2 choose from even if he dosnt want to use the fox chakra, Mind ΰ , jiraiya taught him a lot of lil tricks, N he still gat nasty 1s up his sleeves, ΰ knw wat i mean cool cool cool
Politics / Re: Edo State Is Changing(pics). Kodus To Comrade Adams by dshiznitplata(m): 9:33am On Oct 02, 2011
OP you are definitely right about the pics you took. Adams Oshiomole has really changed the look of Edo state. Unfortunately i don't have the overhead picture of Ringroad, you'll be dazed,
The bad road from the university to town is an FG road. Oshiomole was given orders not to touch any FG road. He had all already started plans to fix it but had to stop due to the orders. If you are in Benin again for those who say Oshiomole din't have plans of fixing the road take a closer look you'll see that he is trying but his hands are tied.
Romance / Re: Things Men Find Unattractive In Women by dshiznitplata(m): 2:52am On Aug 28, 2011
Nigerian women nowadays Ąя̲̅ε lazy, a girl you havnt taken as wife is now to lazy to pack the plate after both of you have eaten from the same plate, Take for example in my hostel dere Ąя̲̅ε 12rms, 2rms Ąя̲̅ε occupied by boiz, You'll see when on a gud day girls will come bk from class Απϑ‎​ the first thing they do is come to ur room as if they came to collect key from potter Απϑ‎​ ask you "what did you cook I'm hungry", Some will even goo as far as asking you to cook, WTF, Wat is Nigeria turning into
Wat ðξƔ don't know is men Ąя̲̅ε not stupid,
If ΰ Ąя̲̅ε looking for a husband Απϑ‎​ you Ąя̲̅ε acting spoilt just cos somtyms he helps you do stuff forget it you Ąя̲̅ε not on the way to being a wife, Also if you nag that he dint pick ur calll,
Women,women,women, Such human beings, grin grin wink wink tongue tongue

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