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Education / Re: Oxford Dictionaries Adds ‘hot Mess,’ ‘side boob, ‘throw Shade And More To dictio by dtito(m): 12:59am On Aug 17, 2014
carefreewannabe: Interesting.

I will have to check the pronunciation of some of them. smiley
No time sweedie
Education / Re: Oxford Dictionaries Adds ‘hot Mess,’ ‘side boob, ‘throw Shade And More To dictio by dtito(m): 12:58am On Aug 17, 2014
Lilimax: Good to know; I like this word YOLO smiley so on point...one life and one death undecidedembarassed
Yeah...buh peeps missing d real msg
Education / Re: Oxford Dictionaries Adds ‘hot Mess,’ ‘side boob, ‘throw Shade And More To dictio by dtito(m): 12:56am On Aug 17, 2014
sammieguze: Catching up with global trends
God know say u sabi sum tin my bro...feel ur post
Education / Re: Oxford Dictionaries Adds ‘hot Mess,’ ‘side boob, ‘throw Shade And More To dictio by dtito(m): 12:52am On Aug 17, 2014
kolamilan: hot mess lol.
I dey tell u
Education / Re: Oxford Dictionaries Adds ‘hot Mess,’ ‘side boob, ‘throw Shade And More To dictio by dtito(m): 12:51am On Aug 17, 2014
Tessy10: First time am commenting on a topic on FP...we getting there..next i'l b d FTC...time to settle down and read what d Op wrote
Lol.
Education / Re: Oxford Dictionaries Adds ‘hot Mess,’ ‘side boob, ‘throw Shade And More To dictio by dtito(m): 12:49am On Aug 17, 2014
bloglover: @AHHDJ
Oxford ,figure that one out if them born u well
I no fit laf finish
Education / Re: Oxford Dictionaries Adds ‘hot Mess,’ ‘side boob, ‘throw Shade And More To dictio by dtito(m): 12:49am On Aug 17, 2014
cuttiemama: Hmmm! Abriviations now in dictionary. SMH...
Since nah...u just realised??
Education / Re: Oxford Dictionaries Adds ‘hot Mess,’ ‘side boob, ‘throw Shade And More To dictio by dtito(m): 12:47am On Aug 17, 2014
igbsam: Interesting. But its meant for our coming generation. Not this present one!
Lolz except say u don reach 80 years like dah
Education / Re: Oxford Dictionaries Adds ‘hot Mess,’ ‘side boob, ‘throw Shade And More To dictio by dtito(m): 12:42am On Aug 17, 2014
nnekamezor: Interesting.... Feed me more (FMM) Dis shuld hv bin included.smiley.
I dey tell u for real...dey need add am

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Education / Re: Oxford Dictionaries Adds ‘hot Mess,’ ‘side boob, ‘throw Shade And More To dictio by dtito(m): 12:40am On Aug 17, 2014
begwong: @op why not get back to your post and get the new words additions BOLDED for ease of viewing,especially those of us using 3310 to browse?
Lolz..I hear
Education / Re: Oxford Dictionaries Adds ‘hot Mess,’ ‘side boob, ‘throw Shade And More To dictio by dtito(m): 12:39am On Aug 17, 2014
sonyc00: ;DYOU FORGOT ONE....SUAREZ(person)by far the greatest family name known to be.eg:
he must be a Suarez, just look at him he is so sexy and powerful. #To intentionally handball a would-be goal from the net.
Yo, did you guys see that striker suarez that ball away? #To Suarez is to casually or randomly bite people to intentionally wound them.
Carry on and I will Suarez you! #(n) a "heroic" asshole who ended the dreams of an African continent with his hands in a world cup match
(v) to ruin someone's hopes and dreams by getting desperate after having a bad day
Yesterday after getting fired I Suarezed and got extra fines for shitting on my boss's desk. #(n) person as wise as he is witty, Suarez' have the gift of the silver tongue able to talk themselves out of a murder charge. Extremely dedicated to anything they do, Suarez' excel in taking the lead while waiting for no one. Highly skilled in coordinative activities like music and video games Suarez' enjoy relaxing with friends and family alike.
Player 1: "Did you just get 360 no-scoped?"
Player 2: "Sigh...yea he completely Suarezed me." #To be a cheating and unscrupulous person who finds delight in the misery and loss of others caused by his/her own hand; devious to have created a situation whereby a person or people deserving of a situation can in no way attain what they deserve; to be an unethical, undignified and unjust scum bag who gets away with things.
"stop being such a suarez."
"he plays suarez"
"she's suarezing"
"what a SUAREZ!"
"THAT REF IS SUAREZ"!! #'SUAREZ' means
(Verb). a. To viciously and proactively inhibit or halt the progress of a person, an establishment or a nation.
(b). To act in a way that is deliberate and intentional, though spontaneous, yet calculated to frustrate the advancement of an adversary.
(Noun). a. A state of being where all your efforts are visibly and overtly being frustrated and impeded.
(Adverb) Describing a frustrated state of mind where force is directed, deliberately and intentionally. e.g. The Uruguayan SUAREZedly prevented the ball from entering the post.
(Verb) The team's opportunity to score was SUAREZed by a member of the opposing team.
(noun)I am in a state of SUAREZ, please don't stress me further.
(Adverb)The Uruguayan SUAREZedly prevented the ball from crossing the line. [left][/left] ;DNO NEED TO THANK ME
I dey laf d cry
Education / Re: Oxford Dictionaries Adds ‘hot Mess,’ ‘side boob, ‘throw Shade And More To dictio by dtito(m): 7:58pm On Aug 16, 2014
AmberQueen: Nice,very nice....
Yeah as nice as u
Education / Re: Oxford Dictionaries Adds ‘hot Mess,’ ‘side boob, ‘throw Shade And More To dictio by dtito(m): 7:57pm On Aug 16, 2014
YOUNGSTUNA: YOLO and SMH aint new
Buh new to d dictionary
Education / Re: Oxford Dictionaries Adds ‘hot Mess,’ ‘side boob, ‘throw Shade And More To dictio by dtito(m): 6:57pm On Aug 16, 2014
Eve62: These guys want to format our brains. abi?
It seem like
Programming / Re: Are Programmers Born Or Made? by dtito(m): 6:23pm On Aug 16, 2014
MizMyColi: Okay, I'll send them @ work, I'll PM you first for your email addy. I live in Lagos, Nigeria.
OK dear
Education / Re: Oxford Dictionaries Adds ‘hot Mess,’ ‘side boob, ‘throw Shade And More To dictio by dtito(m): 6:17pm On Aug 16, 2014
Bernardinho: u quys(moderators) are so bias, same topic i created n didnt qrace the first page,n dat same topic was created a day after n was shifted to first paqe after jst few comments,,chai!! Continue God is watchinq
No vex...there is God...try harder it is nuting.
Education / Re: Oxford Dictionaries Adds ‘hot Mess,’ ‘side boob, ‘throw Shade And More To dictio by dtito(m): 6:14pm On Aug 16, 2014
YessWeeCan: CHAii: An expression of uncontrollable sympathy.
Brother! Haha...u just put smile for ma face...God bless.
Education / Re: Oxford Dictionaries Adds ‘hot Mess,’ ‘side boob, ‘throw Shade And More To dictio by dtito(m): 6:10pm On Aug 16, 2014
Infoay: Learning continues...
I like dah.
Programming / Re: Are Programmers Born Or Made? by dtito(m): 10:15am On Aug 16, 2014
MizMyColi: shocked

eiisshhhh cry

I To'ally Forgot!

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Which would you like, I couldn't send them all, even if I'd like to because they're massive, you get?
thanx u too much joor...would live all buh for now....d software development and html with CSS...were do u stay cutie and maybe head first networking. wink
Education / Oxford Dictionaries Adds ‘hot Mess,’ ‘side boob, ‘throw Shade And More To dictio by dtito(m): 9:58am On Aug 16, 2014
Oxford's editors have welcomed a new batch of words to their database, validating young people and making life less confusing for old people

 

Oxford Dictionaries, the arm of the Oxford family that focuses on current English, announced on Wednesday that they’ve added the latest batch of words to their ranks.

For all those who are ready to set their quills to parchment and declare the end of the English language, now that such frivolous terms are getting respect from Oxford, please keep in mind that this is not the Oxford English Dictionary. That arm of the family is more like the serious and intellectual grandfather who constantly withholds his approval from younger generations. In other words, the OED editors require words to have much more historical, significant impact before adding them to that reference.

Caveats made, here is a selection of Oxford Dictionaries’ noobs:

acquihire (n.): buying out a company primarily for the skills and expertise of its staff.

adorbs (adj.): arousing great delight; cute or adorable.

air punch (n.): thrusting one’s clenched fist up into the air, typically as a gesture of triumph.

amazeballs (adj.): very impressive, enjoyable, or attractive.

anti-vax (adj.): opposed to vaccination.

binge-watch (v.): watch multiple episodes of a television program in rapid succession.

bro hug (n.): a friendly embrace between two men.

clickbait (n.): (on the Internet) content whose main purpose is to attract attention and draw visitors to a particular web page.

cray (adj.): crazy, but without that time-consuming extra syllable.

Deep Web (n.): the part of the World Wide Web that is not discoverable by means of standard search engines.

doncha (contraction): don’t you.

douchebaggery (n.): obnoxious or contemptible behaviour.

e-cig (n.): another term for electronic cigarette.

fandom (n.): the fans of a particular person, team, series, etc., regarded collectively as a community or subculture.

fast follower (n.): a company that quickly imitates the innovations of its competitors.

5:2 diet (n.): a diet that involves eating normally for five days out of a seven-day period and greatly restricting the amount of food eaten on the other two days.

FML (abbrev.): (vulgar slang) f— my life! (used to express dismay at a frustrating personal situation)

hate-watch (v.): watch (a television program usually) for the sake of the enjoyment derived from mocking or criticizing it.

hot mess (n.): a person or thing that is spectacularly unsuccessful or disordered.

hot mic (n.): a microphone that is turned on, in particular one that broadcasts a spoken remark that was intended to be private.

humblebrag (n. & v.): (make) an ostensibly modest or self-deprecating statement whose actual purpose is to draw attention to something of which one is proud.

hyperconnected (adj.): characterized by the widespread or habitual use of devices that have Internet connectivity.

ICYMI (abbrev.): in case you missed it.

listicle (n.): an Internet article presented in the form of a numbered or bullet-pointed list.

live-tweet (v.): post comments about (an event) on Twitter while the event is taking place.

mansplain (v.): (of a man) explain something to someone, typically a woman, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

mud run (n.): an event in which participants negotiate a course consisting of obstacles filled or covered with mud.

neckbeard (n.): growth of hair on a man’s neck, especially when regarded as indicative of poor grooming.

Paleo diet (n.): a diet based on the type of foods presumed to have been eaten by early humans.

second screen (n.): a mobile device used while watching television, especially to access supplementary content or applications.

sentiment analysis (n.): the process of computationally identifying and categorizing opinions expressed in a piece of text.

side boob (n.): the side part of a woman’s breast, as exposed by a revealing item of clothing.

side-eye (n.): a sidelong glance expressing disapproval or contempt.

smartwatch (n.): a mobile device with a touchscreen display, worn on the wrist.

SMH (abbrev.): shaking (or shake) my head (used to express disapproval, exasperation, etc.).

spit take (n.): (especially as a comic technique) an act of suddenly spitting out liquid one is drinking in response to something funny or surprising.

subtweet (n.): (on Twitter) a post that refers to a particular user without directly mentioning them, typically as a form of furtive mockery or criticism.

tech-savvy (n.): well informed about or proficient in the use of modern technology.

time-poor (adj.): spending much of one’s time working or occupied.

throw shade (phr.): publicly criticize or express contempt for someone.

vape (v.): inhale and exhale the vapor produced by an electronic cigarette or similar device.

WDYT (abbrev.): what do you think?

YOLO (abbrev.): you only live once (expressing the view that one should make the most of the present moment).[url][/url]

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Romance / Re: What Ur Relationship Status? by dtito(m): 3:09am On Aug 13, 2014
PedroJP: Single too, i won't b an exception since my folks here are all saying single single single
Lafin like pharaoh LLP grin
Programming / Re: Are Programmers Born Or Made? by dtito(m): 3:04am On Aug 13, 2014
MizMyColi: smiley Thanks. I'll send you a PM (as per the e-books) as soon as I have access to a PC and Fast internet. Basic Knowledge, that's what I'm looking to garner too.
Hi cutie how are ya...hope u still gat me in mind bouh d e-book... kiss
Sports / Re: Real Madrid's Cristiano Ronaldo Reveals Why He Has No Tattoos by dtito(m): 2:04pm On Jul 31, 2014
WoodcrestMayor: Ororo my guy.Yet they say he's proud...smh.Some pple release one track and next thing you see them with mo-hawk,tattoos and borrowed blings...#PovertyMentality
Lolz
Sports / Re: Real Madrid's Cristiano Ronaldo Reveals Why He Has No Tattoos by dtito(m): 11:02am On Jul 19, 2014
abatically:

I don't understand what u mean by that. Anybody has the right to draw whatever he likes on his body. ITS HIS BODY.
yeah u r rite....most of all does tatoo gat there meaning....expecially d chinese ...and e be like say na dem get tatoo.....it could be a face of a demon or a god....u come draw put for ur body ...dey link them self to d person from dat tatoo...demon wey d find #Host before..
Sports / Re: Real Madrid's Cristiano Ronaldo Reveals Why He Has No Tattoos by dtito(m): 9:16pm On Jul 18, 2014
Adikam: my sister i dey vex my frnd sister get belle 4 aristo he pick race i no fit follo u laff
Lwkmd
Sports / Re: Real Madrid's Cristiano Ronaldo Reveals Why He Has No Tattoos by dtito(m): 9:15pm On Jul 18, 2014
abatically: Having a tattoo is a thing of choice. Having a tattoo doesn't make someone LESS of a man, neither does not having a tattoo make someone a REAL man. People draw tattoo for many reasons. Some for fashion, some based on a course they believe in, some write the names of their loved ones, etc. I really don't see any big deal in that... Just as some men piece their ears, some have dreadlocks on their head, some carry crazy hair styles.... Whatever works for u. Most entertainers have one thing or the other going for them. Ronaldo spends lots of time dressing his hair, lavezzi and boateng spend time at the tattoo parlor... All na same.
Yeah....buh know wat u draw
Sports / Re: Real Madrid's Cristiano Ronaldo Reveals Why He Has No Tattoos by dtito(m): 1:18pm On Jul 18, 2014
heatmeup: what
U are a smart gurl cool

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