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Literature / Re: IN The DARK (A Story Of Love,betrayal And Survival) by DTOBS(m): 7:51pm On Feb 12, 2017
Yewandequeen:


No dear,not a good idea cos i see her as a proud person and nothing we do for her will she appreciate. Let her go meet her stingy bf who only knows how to give second hand phone for help.
Gbam! My Bae has spoken...

Bae, Let's go and shut down Quilox tonight...
Literature / Re: IN The DARK (A Story Of Love,betrayal And Survival) by DTOBS(m): 6:34pm On Feb 12, 2017
Chumzypinky:
Ok, lets say u'll complete dis later
Ok, let's say she has completed it. grin
Literature / Re: IN The DARK (A Story Of Love,betrayal And Survival) by DTOBS(m): 6:31pm On Feb 12, 2017
Angelinastto:

lol i sell designers... The ones you can't afford o
Imagine... undecided is that coming from you...

Ask my slayqueen yewandequeen and you will have the answers...
Was even looking at expansion for your biz before!
Politics / Re: Otunba Bode Oyedele Defects To APC As Crowd Welcomes Him (Photos) by DTOBS(m): 5:58pm On Feb 12, 2017
doublewisdom:
A yoruba Muslim? Good riddance.

yibomustgo:


Oh yes. Just as Andy Uba, Ken Nnamani and other Yeeebos leaders are also "Yoruba muslim". You are nothing but oloriburuku.
ODVanguard:


Yeah, like OUK, Andy Uba, Nnamani and other Igbo muslims like them. Eleribu nio.
jamislaw:
lol.....olori keke napep
Oluwa olorun Iyanu ooo... See how they've finish that guy... #YorubaBois I hail oooo #ProudlyYorubaDemon

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 5:54pm On Feb 12, 2017
Kbs468:

Alright then.

Abeg ooo. when I never fit include Fraih and Hardie14 for my household before shammak and biotechshola come overthrow me na im i go come dey reason Benue? Spixytinxy et al, I miss you all seriously
Lol.. .Honourable, you were known to be husband of many women, why are you shying away from what we know you to be? Lol..
Spixytinxy can testify to this!
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 5:51pm On Feb 12, 2017
Na14ma3:

Naomi=n is a consonat so I added a to make it na
a is number one on the vowel list so you have on=Na1
o is number four on the vowel list so you got = Na14
M is consonant so a is added to make ma= Na14ma
And finally I is number 3 on the vowel list= Na14ma3
Mehn I love this your articulation... I throwey salute.. .


Are you A'16 Kopa too?
Literature / Re: IN The DARK (A Story Of Love,betrayal And Survival) by DTOBS(m): 5:22pm On Feb 12, 2017
Angelinastto:

Bossman! Its not as if ion want to update. If things went my way, i ought to have finish this write up in 2016.
But you should know that I'm stil a student, i have a project at hand and i also have a business I'm running. Sometimes i logout of nairaland cos logging in without dropping an update for you guys makes me feel bad. I do not update most times cos I'm always exhausted after the day work and you all know that ion have no hard copy for this story, i write directly from my small head. I can't just drop one junk for you guys as update, else i know lotta people will kick my butt E.G. oly23, Dtobs, lankyanni etc.
Sorry about the delay. This week will be better.
Lolzz... Kick your butt ke... Rara oooo.. .

Please, fellow lovers of the thread and lovers of Angelinastto, kindly exercise patience with our own. It's not easy combining school activities with writing. Ejor, eje ebure, awo olugbebe... E ma binu si angel!
Thanks for your love.

But angel, I salute your hustle! Oya whisper to ma ears, wetin you dey sell for school? Pepper and Onions.. . grin
Literature / Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by DTOBS(m): 5:18pm On Feb 12, 2017
Hadampson:


By d time ayam 2ru with u pipo, u wil knw dah all diz wordings cumin outta ur mouth iz just a nursery rhyme..grincheesy
You can't do nothing cheesy grin cheesy...


BTW: where is this woman, she should come and update this things nahhhh... .

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Literature / Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by DTOBS(m): 3:29pm On Feb 12, 2017
Yewandequeen:


On christ the solid rock dtobs and i stands and no evil shall befall us neither shall any plague come near our dwelling tongue
We are solidly standing on the Rock that never fail...

Baba, nothing go do me and my Bae, because greater is HE that is in us than he that is in the world.

Yewandequeen boo, I want us to stroll out tonight...
Crime / Re: Bus Driver Impregnates 14-year-old Step Daughter In Rivers State (pic) by DTOBS(m): 3:27pm On Feb 12, 2017
optional1:



wen ur left eyes wat to cause you to sin cut it off instead of the whole body to enter hell..
Awwwnnn...

But I hope no part of our body will be cut off?
NYSC / Re: Meet The Small Sized Corper At Ebonyi State NYSC Orientation Camp by DTOBS(m): 2:02pm On Feb 12, 2017
money121:


Na lie he will exchange with other platoon most especially ladies tongue
Okay sir
Crime / Re: Bus Driver Impregnates 14-year-old Step Daughter In Rivers State (pic) by DTOBS(m): 2:02pm On Feb 12, 2017
optional1:



that was very bad dont repeat dat again nxt tym. Whether active or not dont enter d internet...
Hahahahahah.. ..okay madam.. .

So what was the message from the alter today?

BTW: have you take a look at your mailbox again?
NYSC / Re: Meet The Small Sized Corper At Ebonyi State NYSC Orientation Camp by DTOBS(m): 1:40pm On Feb 12, 2017
It must be very tough for him getting his jungle boot size...

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Food / Re: Tin Milk In Nigeria Vs Tin Milk Abroad: Canada Based Nigerian Man Bemoan (photo) by DTOBS(m): 1:38pm On Feb 12, 2017
Codes151:
too early to condemn!! We should ask him the prices n then, if the same company n stufff before commenting!

Cuz truth is this people take us for granted
The truth of the matter is there shouldn't be any comparison at all in the first place.. .
Yea, same producer of the same product but different market. The market condition in Canada is quite different from that of Nigeria and so a different marketing concept is needed entirely to make sales in this two different market.

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Crime / Re: Bus Driver Impregnates 14-year-old Step Daughter In Rivers State (pic) by DTOBS(m): 1:35pm On Feb 12, 2017
optional1:



so u were online in church before.
Lolzzz...
I was online but was not active wink...

How was service?
Literature / Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by DTOBS(m): 1:34pm On Feb 12, 2017
hormobolanle:
wow
d story was suspense filled right from d beginning,a job well done to our writter.
Dtobs u Don waka rich here??
Na WA o
Lolzzz...where is eskillful? cheesy

Yewandequeen:


There is absolutely NOTHING that you have thats as fascinating and alluring as that which my sweet dtobs has.
cool cool
Kissesssssssss for
bae
samyfreshsmooth:


i leave that for my opponent to answer tongue tongue













































if i tell u my story now e go be like say i dy proud.....dont fret cos hadampson sha tell u grin
Well you can as well leave it out completely because I'm all honesty, I don't give a damn about your story.. . grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 12:27pm On Feb 12, 2017
amodu:



The preparation is in top gear ooo. Ranging from life after NYSC, the reality of no more allawee while a substitute is sought for, a send forth party in the pipeline by batch b colleagues here and not wanting to wait a day or passing the night in Kano before transiting back to Lagos.

In short my broda, I can't wait oooo

A resounding Aameen to the prayer and I am grateful.
Amodu, where did you put my sister Missoyin ooo?

And make sure you come back home with herds of cattles.. .

Kbs468:

Thanks alot sir and how is Benue peeps. Anything tangible about your Agric under study project?

Presido LogoDwhiz, how things dey run na.
Things are going in smoothly oooo My bloda.. .cant just wait to end this thing.

Benue gals dey dia lane ooo... Make I send two come for you and logoDwhiz?
Literature / Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by DTOBS(m): 12:15pm On Feb 12, 2017
samyfreshsmooth:



bros dont u know who i am


hadampson never tell u my story?....

Lol.. .
No! I don't know who you are.

And Hadampson didn't tell me your story.. .

So, who are you and what is your story?
Religion / Re: Airtime Game by DTOBS(m): 11:48am On Feb 12, 2017
kherlly:





Nice one


Will u send ur no aalso tell me d netwrk u want so i cn send u d airtime
Wow...
My number: 08062957916
Network: MTN

Thanks.
Crime / Re: Bus Driver Impregnates 14-year-old Step Daughter In Rivers State (pic) by DTOBS(m): 11:47am On Feb 12, 2017
optional1:



lolz
interesting...

I check everyday.
Happy Sunday later
More interesting...lol

Maybe when you check today, you will see what is in there. Blessed Sunday! Me is back from church
Literature / Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by DTOBS(m): 11:46am On Feb 12, 2017
Hadampson:
U're funnycheesy y dnt u sent dtobs tew go nd check.. Y me??sad
Lolzz.. .because you are the houseboy!
And "na person pikin wey dey send on night errand" - Yoruba Proverb

Moreover, myself and my yewandequeen Slayqueen are busy inside...
Agriculture / Re: Advice From Experts Pls! by DTOBS(m): 11:44am On Feb 12, 2017
biotechshola:



so much appreciate this piece bro...I think from your analysis, palm oil is the most preferable. I'm familiar with oloode, wud try to make further findings. Thanks bro!


You are welcome.. .
Okay, oloode is in Ife East... Immediately after Ifewara! They have it in abundance...

Your market for palm oil could be Benue State here cos they don't have it at all and it is costly. They get their supply from Calabar (a nearby state). The only challenge you will have is Transportation and that may be the ish! So map out other areas like that and do the Feasibility study of each to know the best state for your market.
Crime / Re: Bus Driver Impregnates 14-year-old Step Daughter In Rivers State (pic) by DTOBS(m): 9:54am On Feb 12, 2017
optional1:





lol

go on To where
To where the heart is leading... Where things can be perfect!

Lollll... How often do you check your mail box?
Celebrities / Re: Olamide And Davido Perform Together At The Lagos City Marathon (photos, Video) by DTOBS(m): 9:42am On Feb 12, 2017
Badoo doing his thing pepperni...
Crime / Re: Bus Driver Impregnates 14-year-old Step Daughter In Rivers State (pic) by DTOBS(m): 9:29am On Feb 12, 2017
optional1:




d one with red cap
Hmm...
I think am more than satisfied..


Should we go on? I won't mind tho
Phones / Re: I Need Infinix Hot 3 (neatly Used) by DTOBS(m): 9:27am On Feb 12, 2017
zlatan10:
whoever wants to sell a neatly used infinix hot3 should pm me
I have one to sell... Very neat, 3months old.. .
Call 08062957916
Agriculture / Re: Suppliers Needed by DTOBS(m): 9:24am On Feb 12, 2017
bimbohush:
I need anyone who can supply me 30tons of Maize and wheat offal. My farm is located at epe, lagos state. Kindly drop your numbers for contact. Thanks
Kindly drop your contact here... Or whatsapp me on 08062957916... Let's talk about price
Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi Releases Accra To Lagos Mix Tape, Nigerians React (snapshots) by DTOBS(m): 9:20am On Feb 12, 2017
Please what is mix tape? And what is Mr Eazi? cry

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Celebrities / Re: These Are The People Who Betrayed Goodluck Jonathan – Ali Baba And by DTOBS(m): 9:14am On Feb 12, 2017
Dead issue

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Religion / Re: Airtime Game by DTOBS(m): 9:08am On Feb 12, 2017
kherlly:
Good day brethern


Just wants to start a game here every sunday buh tis going to base mainly on christain issues and whoever win will always get airtime from me.....



Today's question...... How many times did david spare saul's life when he has the best opportunity to kill saul?
Twice..
1 Samuel 23:14-24 22:26
Agriculture / Re: Advice From Experts Pls! by DTOBS(m): 9:06am On Feb 12, 2017
biotechshola:
I'm seriously considering venturing into buying and selling of agricultural products but still contemplating on which to go into. I have three options and would like to know which is more profitable.

My options are:
1. palm oil

2. Garri

3. Eggs

Please I need experts in these areas to enlighten me on the market availability, profit and challenges.

Thank you as you do.
PALM OIL is a very good commodity to trade in. The market spread across states in nigeria and your biz will make serious profit if you can get it from area of abundance and sell where it is very scarce. In the South, I know of calabar having palm oil in abundance, in West, a particular village in Ile Ife (oloode), Osun State has it in abundance, In the East, I know of Abia State having it also... Do your Feasibility study well, map out areas where you can supply it to (where it is very scarce, cos it is with that, that you will make good profit).

GARRI: I don't have idea but almost all the state are into cassava planting which makes Garri to be available in most of the states. But notwithstanding, some states are having it in abundance (examples, SW states) while some are having in low quantity.

EGG: Poultry product of egg is good to venture into but you must have your ready buyers before you start. Buyers like, Hotels, Eateries, Restaurant and Household that are on ground to buy immediately you have the product. Almost all the states also are into poultry production (Egg) and you can maximise your local areas to create your market.

But in all, Agriculture is the best anyone can venture into with his money. Success in your Endeavors.

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Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi Rock With His Girlfriend As Pay A Visit In Accra Ghana(pics,video) by DTOBS(m): 8:55am On Feb 12, 2017
Let him kuku stay there...


BTW: why is the lady's mouth so large like that... cry

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