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Literature / Re: IN The DARK (A Story Of Love,betrayal And Survival) by DTOBS(m): 2:52pm On Jan 20, 2017
W cryhat happened to Khloe?
I repeat what happened to Khloe?


Hey! Yawa go gas oooooo... Gbege go shele oooo if anything happen to Khloe.
Literature / Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by DTOBS(m): 2:41pm On Jan 20, 2017
Angelinastto:

lol me ion share things o
dtobs you seeing yewandequeen now
Lol me ion share things o
Angelinastto, you're seeing yungtemmy now wink
Literature / Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by DTOBS(m): 1:12pm On Jan 20, 2017
grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Yungtemmy iyaf enter one chance oooooo..


Don't even think I will pity you, when your third leg no dey get break!! !


#OperationJoanRunTemmyDown
Literature / Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by DTOBS(m): 1:06pm On Jan 20, 2017
Yewandequeen:





My sweet love, choi words can't explain the joy i feel.

Joy unspeakable it is...

Hadampson:
Ife yin gbono.. dtobs i hope u dey hear wetin yungtemy dey yarn abi ... In other word, dtobs ur regime with yewandequeen will soon finish..
Bros, why you dey worry? Lol

YungTemy:

dtobs just dey occupy till I return o... My love for yewandequeen and angelinastto is strong
Dreamer dreamer...

Yewandequeen:


Dont let me be mad at you, which yungtemy? I dont ever wanna hear the name of that heart breaker again.

Dtobs all the way wink
That's my gal... Yewandequeen all the way...

Bad belle should please leave us alone!!!
Literature / Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by DTOBS(m): 9:47pm On Jan 18, 2017
Adesina12:


Heyyyy boi..

You will need popcorn + cold Guinness for the occassion

O ya take this....and chill
My main man!!! Would have love to have you on the boat cruise but it's a special outing for me and my baby alone... U be correct guy grin

Dapo97:
kk..kk..I can get it! it's alryt(opens door,abt to go awt den suddenly turns back and move closer to her..then plait a kiss on her lips)yewandequeen..i will wait 4 u...I still av d faith u will cum back( he walked out)
Somebody should come and hold this Joseph brother ooo cheesy

YungTemy:

I been dey wait make yewandequeen and dtobs play their love finish. grin



I'm not jealous o.
Lol.. Even the way you type the *jealous* sef shows that you re jealous! cheesy Bros, I can feel your pain... It is normal but u can only see my yewandequeen glowing

Yewandequeen:


So sorry abt that.

Would have asked my baby boo dtobs to help you get another on his trip back from houston but its already late as his flight has taken off.

Maybe another day.#peace
Noted!!! Remind me of it when we enter Boston. I have preference for a particular store there.

Yewandequeen:


Dtobs be not afraid cos am right with u, its just an empty threat. tongue
Since you're the Queen and I am the king! There is nothing to be afraid of!!!
Leave dapo97 alone, cheesy
Literature / Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by DTOBS(m): 3:46pm On Jan 18, 2017
Yewandequeen:


No dear,it will look too formal.
I Will prefer to wear bum short and a free chivon top or what do u think?
Oluwa iye oooo...am very sure we will have the weirdest fun ever...babe, bum short will be perfect on you!!!

Em, where is this boy dapo97, my friend go and set up the basketball court on the yatch for me joor. See his nose!

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Politics / Re: Melinda Gates Is In Nigeria, Meets With El-Rufai In Kaduna. Photos by DTOBS(m): 12:47pm On Jan 18, 2017
Melinda, that man you are shaken hand with is a murderer and sympathizer of Fulani Herdsmen killing his own people.


BTW: why must all this big names go to the NORTH anytime they are in the country? Maka why?

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Politics / Re: Female Soldier, Blessing Ene, Dies (Photos) by DTOBS(m): 12:43pm On Jan 18, 2017
May her gentle soul rest in peace.


If only BH issue had not been politicised...

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Kenyan Man Claiming To Be Donald Trump's Half Brother (pic) by DTOBS(m): 12:41pm On Jan 18, 2017
Kenya and stupidity.. .

Literature / Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by DTOBS(m): 12:20pm On Jan 18, 2017
Yewandequeen:

Yes baby@ the bolded.
Guards ke. Lailaial do u want to to plan coup against me? I think gardner or town crier will be better or what dp u think?
Got you baby!!!

Palace Gardener is the best for them...

Will you be rocking that gown to the boat cruise? It's lovely...
Literature / Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by DTOBS(m): 9:31am On Jan 18, 2017
Yewandequeen:

Wow
Thats beautiful

Roast them @the bolded
In summary, what you are saying is that... I am the king and you are the queen while moscow0147, dapo97, yungtemmy and ladiesBoo will be the palace guide?

Meanwhile, the cruise starts at 19:00hr
Literature / Re: IN The DARK (A Story Of Love,betrayal And Survival) by DTOBS(m): 9:28am On Jan 18, 2017
hormobolanle:


GBAM!
I stamp am
especially dat DTOBS.mofi gbogbo Ara si
we still fit free hadampson pe it is omokekere dat is doing him but DTOBS?NO NO NO
Nawa ooo... Na that small thing dey make you vex?
Literature / Re: IN The DARK (A Story Of Love,betrayal And Survival) by DTOBS(m): 8:52pm On Jan 17, 2017
olatex25:

the truth is i dnt miss u, cos ur present jst wanna cos me my beautiful Orente. Wen u won't mind ur biz.. ''Shoboloyoke"..
Anyway hbd in adv..
In b.t.w
so u hrt elskifull dat much u kon dey put mouth for... Make i no talk agn..
Common, Mr loosemouth grin

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Politics / Re: Zahra Buhari Changes Her Name On Her Page As She Celebrates 1 Month In Marriage by DTOBS(m): 7:09pm On Jan 17, 2017
How does this affect the price of red oil in market.. .?
Romance / Re: See What He Got For His Knowledge Of Football by DTOBS(m): 7:05pm On Jan 17, 2017
cheesy

Politics / Re: Nigerian Fighter Jet Drops Bombs In Borno IDP Camp, Many Feared Dead by DTOBS(m): 6:58pm On Jan 17, 2017
In a sane country, war against terrorism is fought behind the close door and with little or no media fanfare. Let FG and the Army deal with BH finally before coming out with a full report.
Romance / Re: Woman Begs Student To Leave Her Husband After Infecting Him by DTOBS(m): 6:56pm On Jan 17, 2017
SMH..
Kenya and bad news.. .

Celebrities / Re: Anxiety As MMM Again Removes GH Of Mavrodians (citanda.com) by DTOBS(m): 6:52pm On Jan 17, 2017
Ogbeni citanda... Well, you have enter one chance ooo.. Cos nobody give a f**k to open your blog.
Meanwhile, I got paid on MMM yesterday and today so you can take rat poison for all I care.
Nairaland / General / Re: Breaking News – Nigeria To Recover From Recession – Onyema by DTOBS(m): 6:49pm On Jan 17, 2017
OrientDailyNews:

The chief executive officer of the Nigerian Stock Exchange (NSE), Mr. Oscar Onyema
Ok
Family / Re: "I Did Not Kill My Husband" Wife Of Chuks Okebata Reveals Her Side Of The Story by DTOBS(m): 6:47pm On Jan 17, 2017
Dis is heartbreaking...
Investment / Re: OK by DTOBS(m): 6:39pm On Jan 17, 2017
You really failed English IN High school.. .
Abi how do we explain your English that has *callapse*

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Nairaland / General / Re: Breaking News – Nigeria To Recover From Recession – Onyema by DTOBS(m): 6:37pm On Jan 17, 2017
Please what is onyema? cry
Autos / Re: Lady Declares, After Her Husband Survived A Freak Accident That Wrecked His Car by DTOBS(m): 6:36pm On Jan 17, 2017
Wowwww.. ..
Indeed it is a miracle.. ..
Crime / Re: Female Undergraduate Runs Mad After Being Beaten By Lover by DTOBS(m): 6:27pm On Jan 17, 2017
This is serious...
Literature / Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by DTOBS(m): 6:23pm On Jan 17, 2017
Yewandequeen:


Damn ass nigga?pray they dont see this ooo else them go break your head for u.
Really, are they violent too? Nawa oooo grin

Dapo97:
see dix dickhead o!undecidedundecided..Who dey gve u hope sef!I fink itx nw time 4 d latter to spill it awt..Yewande mii.,ololufe mi,aya dapo nikansosogrin oya!Spill it awt o..Dnt gve xum fakerx hope
Lolzzz... All the best to you bro! !! cheesy
Literature / Re: IN The DARK (A Story Of Love,betrayal And Survival) by DTOBS(m): 4:02pm On Jan 17, 2017
YungTemy:

grin dtobs don dey vex again o.

Babe, how are u. Pls, hope you're nt thinking of ending this story. It's getting more and more captivating. You're indeed a great author. Thumbs up.
Vex for what nah.. . grin...
Angelinastto, see wetin u don cause so! Ur concubine e still get mind to dey tell me gibberish cheesy...no wahala!

hormobolanle:
I have missed u guys like KILODE!!!
AND I KN D MORE I MISS U GUYS D PLENTEOUS MY GIFT WILL BE

JAN19 ON MY LOYAL MIND.BABA OLA I DY LOOK U FOR 6D BEWARE


I HAVE A AMEBO SOMETHING FOR D PERSON DAT WILL FIRST WISH ME



ABOUT DISAPPEARING..,..
#TEAM VIRGIN EVEN IF I NO KN WETIN BRING ABOUT AM,
ItIsOurWorkO























HORMOBOLANLE RUFFF U ALL
ESPECIALLY ELSKILLFUL*Wink
You better confess where you carry head since.. .
Anyways.. .HBD IN advance.

Yewandequeen:


I dont wanna believe wat am seeing .
Yungtemy never boight me anything angry temmy its high time you choose btw us angelinastto or me?
Well seeing they say is beleiving... Even Thomas believed when he saw, so why won't you.. grin
But you know you shud not disturb Angelinastto and yungtemmy, inspiration to drop more updates from the same pot is what they re looking for.

Chumzypinky:

hahahaha, abeg oo. I b virgin oo
Abi na *Firgin* u be.. .aunty just accept that iyaf joined bad gang.. .
Literature / Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by DTOBS(m): 3:55pm On Jan 17, 2017
YungTemy:

Boat cruise mmm.. I hope say no be canoe o.

And bros abeg wake up. Na 9ja you still dey o, before you dream forget say you never wash this morning plates.
Bad belle.. .

*Whistling*
grin grin
Literature / Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by DTOBS(m): 3:13pm On Jan 17, 2017
Yewandequeen:



What i need hun? Will love to go on boat cruise with you if u dont mind.

Hmmmm thinkness? Well well you will find out on our boat cruise.*winks*
Boat cruise it is...
Ticket booked in Miami...
My private Yatch ready to tour the whole sea...
But wait, how will you do all those damn ass nigga you don give hope to? grin grin cheesy
Literature / Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by DTOBS(m): 3:10pm On Jan 17, 2017
Yewandequeen:


shocked

Do not be afraid cos of the potentials at your backyard aa thousands fall by your right and ten thousand by your left and they shall not harm u wink
Okay, babe let's get it straight... Who exactly do you want? grin cheesy
See as you dey make brothers sey behead themselves because of you! Diariz God ooo...

YungTemy:

if smart bite me, I no go dey write this story and by now I for dey Uselu psychiatric hospital or yabaleft... Lol.

But Smart case still baffles me till date. Thank God he is okay
Lol... Na Yabaleft go make sense for you ooo grin

moscow0147:
Yewandequeen I'm so in love. I get this warm feeling every time I think of you. When I sleep at night, all I dream about is you. I wish I could wrap my arms around you, I wish I could feel the warmth of you near me. I ask you to let me be the one you love; let me be the one you need. All them other guys here on nairaland are just gonna play with your fragile heart...I'll give you love, money, attention and every other thingy you want...

Ehwoooooo.. .if to say na like this this Oga pay attention for Literature class, you for no write waec 10 times ooo shocked cheesy...
Chai! My brother, more Akpu to your intestine..

YungTemy:


I've never broken a ladies heart b4. Yewandequeen has got many admirers like oga dtobs and Moscow0147, I no like to dey follow my fellow bros like una, dey drag babe. grin
But Bros, you can lie for Africa oooo... Wait, are you in one way or other related to Me Lie Mohammed?

Yewandequeen:


Well well well an adage says no one gets upset when ones belonging turns to two or more. So i will say now that u have made your intentions known fight for your desired spot. wink
He should fight and die while you grab popcorn and kunnu and watch his burial? grin
Chai.. .womennnnnnnnnnnnn... .i negede for Una oooooo

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Literature / Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by DTOBS(m): 8:49am On Jan 17, 2017
Yewandequeen:



What i need hun? Will love to go on boat cruise with you if u dont mind.

Hmmmm thinkness? Well well you will find out on our boat cruise.*winks*
Hehehehehe.. .I Am not understanding you oooooo. You want is to go on a boat cruise but you still lined up potentials *HeartBreakers* for your backyard!!! grin grin

moscow0147:


Hahahahaha, Don't waste your time bros, you and Dtobs should just forget about Yewandequeen if not ehn, I go show una why Edo people dey fly for afternoon...a word is enough for the wise
Bros! Nothing to fight on top ooo...lol... Play your card wella

Yewandequeen:



shocked

Chisos
Yungtemy see the rejected stone of urs has now become the corner stone. tongue shame on you


Chai only me, see queue- Dtobs,dapo97, moscow0147 and more are still to come tongue


Moscow0147 if you can find means to kmock out the two ahead of you then am your bae wink
Me is a gentleman and I don't have to wait to be knocked out by a playboy...loll

Yewandequeen:


Imagine oooooo shocked

Dtobs ure a coward. Geez angry
Brave men knows when to give space, a coward hold on to what does not want him (Chinese proverb)
Hope you get the gist *winks*

Yewandequeen:


Welcome to the club dear.

Dtobs watch your back. grin
Yes ma!!!
Dapo97, I am watching my side sef join...

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Literature / Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by DTOBS(m): 10:59pm On Jan 16, 2017
YungTemy:

lolz.. I dey single o. Yewandequeen say she don port like mtn go meet dtobs. Anyway sha.. Make i dey observe
Boss! Hope Smart no bite you join Thompson oooo grin grin...
Yewandequeen no your woman crush, I can't fit chop my boss eye naw grin

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Literature / Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by DTOBS(m): 10:51pm On Jan 16, 2017
Hadampson:
i no 2 lyk eba buh i go manage am .. eba wit wat soup?? i prefer vegetable soupcheesy


Y u no call angelinastto?? i tink dere iz sumtin goin on btw yewandequeen nd dtobs..

But must you blow up speaker at every given opportunity ni? Loll.. .

YungTemy:

lolz... And I was just tasting your love me. grin .. No wahala o.

Oga dtobs, I can see your doinz. He clear like HD
Is the doing marvelous IN your sight... ? grin

Yewandequeen:


The truth is ure a cheat simple angry

U bought chicken for angel hun .no p.

Dtobs am officially available.
*listening to officially blind by 2baba*

Em...You say you need what madam?

Yewandequeen:



Noooo
Am already thick enough if i join to eat such meal i might end up looking like yokozuma..And this will give Yungtemy enough reason to leave me for angel.
How thick are you?
Well I like things that are pretty thick sha.. .juat saying! Lol

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