Una c any malware abi na trojan.. 4 dis my comment?? Dis na bad belle o...Abeg make una no d use una blues d spoil anoda man makosa..

But if bros Jo take dem advice n do it d American style won't it b interpreated as GENOCIDE??

Dis na him trade-mark..no b 4 show.

Dis-ownin d children no b d ryt tin..as many yrs of luv,carin n financin d children wil all b in vain.. unless he is goin to sue 4 d return of these tinz..sorry man..

I suspect that dem eagle no want catch d virus..

BreezyRita:
When couples get married, who follows who where??
Does the woman have to attend the husband's church?? Can it ever be the other way round?

The norm is the woman following her husband, but what if you love a man but you're not okay with his denomination??

go to d church u lov n find urself a new husband..

MissMeiya:


So they can kill me? No thanks.

Shamefully, I'm not even exaggerating. I have kinsmen who have convinced themselves they are entitled to my father's properties. When I began making it clear I plan on moving to Nigeria, against their expectations, funny things started happening. My father and I do not eat in certain people’s houses.

I have enough to worry about. They can all go to hell.

kill u ke? It is called 'amansiology'..let no body hoodwink u, every man has fear witin n dey fear u more dan u think..go back home n show dem wat u ar made of.. maka Jesus day ya side..

Thats y u should invest n not stock ya money in dem bankz..

Prymestrr:

I hate public display of mediocrity n poor intellectual activity!

I too

MissMeiya:


Those who experience what I'm talking about know who I am referring to.

u nid to go back n face dem.. 1 dos'nt run away from d evil witin his/her father's house..
Go ma child n God b wit u..

MissMeiya:


Seriously. I cannot STAND them. Build story building, build this house, build this.

Waiting for you to finish building "your" house so they can come and move in, or start renting it. My father has 3 houses. His children will never do anything more than visit in them. And they still curse him for not building more. And they blame my mother, and say she "discouraged" him. Can you imagine?

VILLAGE PEOPLE ARE EVIL.


Public service announcement: NOTHING you do will please them. NOTHING.

which 1 b village people again??every body comes from a village..u can't run away from who u are...

Haba 2faze even aki n pawpaw get house 4 village...

well who am i to judge, i here say u get planty children to take kia of.

.sorry mum..

Dun undastand tot Abiola's kudirat don die who come b dis duke na??

..Dont even know who saro wiwi was/is, nxt tin i hear b say him don die..y? because of oil..now after these yrs i ask ma self.. is it worth it??...i tink no..not even a public toilet built to honour him..d killer happens to b more popula dan d killee...nna eh... i just don't undastand how Naija d do tinz..

Oye D is a specialist in witchcraftheology.. so me don't think its a bad name after all..

vonn:

Zaro kome Maria is ADAZ.
No more crying oo, no more....is Genevieve Nnaji......
Dont remember the rest.

4 real..? genevieve don turn muzician?

Muzic lik dis, duno the name of dem artist..

u tink say u know me u no no me o.

Madam! u must cure my craze.

Zarokome maria..

Any one way no wine wel Dapada..

Me i don Jogodo o me i...

No more crying o no more ...

Elewoo (som tin lik dat not sure)..

Jarus:


Kanu also won all these.

yea but mike is paid more..

Jarus:
To know their impact, look at personal stats,not team stats:


Kanu was voted by Arsenal fans the world over as 13th Best Player in the History of the team.

JJ regarded as Bolton's Greatest (or second greatest) player in their history.

JJ was the only Nigerian in the Telegraph's Best 100 player in EPL history.

Not sure Mikel will come close in similar lists, whether for Chelsea or at EPL level.

Osaze won EPL player of the month twice or thrice. Only Henry, C. Ronaldo and very few other players share that with him or have more.

Yobo rose to become Everton Assistant Captain and played every minute of the EPL for his club in 2006/2007 season or so

For me, it's in this order:

1, JJ
2, Kanu
3, Yakubu
4, Osaze
5, Yobo
6, Mikel
7, Martins

but brroz football iz a team game...n dat is d problem of Africa.

johnlegend01:


Chelshit fans!!! Chei!!!
I ask you, who is more decorated? Mikel or Eto? Even Yaya is a better all round player than your rubbish Mikel. Nobody is hating Mikel, the fact is that he is not in the category of Kanu or JayJay.

Let all England Fans vote for the top 5 Nigerians to have graced their league and see where your big for nothing Mikel will be placed. Anyway, 7 is a number.

Am sure Chelshit and Mikel fans will start advocating for Mikel to be named the best Nigerian player ever. Rubbish!!!

bros cool down, no b fight ..did i say most decorated?every body knowz eto is the most decorated..this is d reason it wil b dificult 4 Africa to win d world cup..okocha won nothin as a player..result n trophy is d key..c dat German team, how many player sabi throw leg over there?dicipline, Result n trophy.. Join d winning team.. gud 4 ya health..#team trophy...

Mikel holdz d record as d only African player to hav won ever trophy in Europe
UCL
ECL
EPL
F A CUP
CARLIN CUP
COMUNITY SHILD
any one still remain?




Ok.. dat stupid super cup..

E no eazy..d boy iz Gud..

chismo007:
Talking abt trophies I will go for mikel buh impact made to the team by the player in the team's winning I'll go for papilo kanu
They are more successful than the other aforementioned nigerians

so defenderz no get use abi?

Dat man is d real man, react to d situation without pretence n deception..lov him..Jay z n his likes ar d unreal men..b kiaful wen dealing wit dem..if u dont want to b found butched, buried in his back yard or stocked in his fridge..nxt thing d nebors n press wil b like 'he seems to b a nice guy'...dat time u no go day alive to know how d story endz ..

asha80:
slidewaxie is quite funny...he boasts he does not patronize igbo biz people but he mentioned slot?just look at his thinking.

he don't even know d origin of wat he buyz n he still thinks he is mr smart..lol

InyinyaAgbaOku:


igbos are the reasons poor Nigerians are living good lives .
No matter how poor you are, an Igbo can give you a product that will match your pocket ranging from clothes to building materials, so that you can talk while others are talking.
If we sell only Turkey clothes, 70% of Nigerians will be tying wrapper to work, and in the wrapper category, if we sell only hollandis and George, people will be going naked till we sell Ankara or Nigerian wax.
Thank God for Aba, and inputs from china, USA and London imports.

bros, that tyin wrapper part got me crackin

SLIDEwaxie:
see, u can never be a Japan/Germany/USA of Africa, but u sure is the china..because chinese are generally con artist and leader in inferior productions!

But china doesn't sell inferior good within their own boarders, they only sell outside.

Igbos sell even to their families..

I'll give instances:

As a building technologist, stanchions dnt come in 12 meters again but 11 meters..
Local ones are still 12meters but the imported (from china) are either 10.7 or 11 meters. The reason is:

Igbos has taken over the market and they now request for shorter length from overseas manufactures and hence, lower prices. The local ones dnt really sell again since cheaper ones can be bought. And the locals can't shorten their own length because of SON... They spoilt the market big time!

Same as electronics. Fake but cheap home theatres! U can only get the original at the accredited stores. Then they came in and start painting their shops like accredited seller again..they sell whack jobs for u as originals if u ain't lucky!

Phones!! If anybody can recollect those small nokia phones sold at N1,500 all over by our igbo brothers..those who buy them cldnt use them for 1 month. Bad service reception and bad package! Before everybody got wise, they've made their millions! The original of that phone was clearly 3.5k at slots and other accredited shops!

Electrical cable? That one full ground!! They sell fake cables as Nigerian wire cables which is the best in the world!!

Generators! Some people's got whupped, but av alwys been wise! Once, we have original copper coils..first they came with aluminium coils. They were cheap but are prone to electrical surges and low current! People avoid them. But they came out with something smarter: spraying of the aluminium coil in dark brown colours to resemble copper! And they sell either cheap, if u cld recognize it's fake, or they cld sell at normal price is u missed it!!!

They are fuckin up a lotta things!!! They think they're smart but they're nothing but con-men!

All their lies abt manufacturing things are balant lies! They only assemble their fake finished product sent from afar!!!

I won't be a victim anyways, I knw my game!

bros u don go china b4, abi u no d read newz?china get more substandard product dan naija..wit 1.3billon n 150mil pep 4 china n naija respectivly, no how every body fit buy original..cos all handz ar not equal..but thankz to China n Igbo man every body fit buy n enjoy tinz acordin to d size of dem pocket..

Una d watch d rung match southampton don turn d game to basketball.

Dem Southampton guyz ar not smilling..

This is how nigerian politics goes...s/e n s/s ar no go areas 4 Apc unless dey field a s/s or s/e presidential candidate .. S/w won't undastand how dem party acn now bcom a 'northern party'apc..if dem no c yoruba man as a presidential candidate wahala day.. n/central, dats where d north got it rung..it use to b 19 northern state..how hav tins fallen apart..d truth is d vp slot is not d problem but d president slot..Gmb as a president candidate will loose more vote 4 apc dan gain vote..

...There is notin like 'fake product' there is only 'low quality/price product'..poor man must enjoy watin big man d enjoy..after all of wat economical value it is to produce a product wit out expire date..if d product d last 4 ever, e mean say d company go cloze down..BUY 'IGBO MADE' it is gud 4 ya health..