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Politics / Re: My Brother Kidnapped On The Abuja-Kaduna Train Has Not Been Released - Sarki by DukeJoe17: 7:11pm On Aug 15, 2022
Sai baba hahahahaha

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Celebrities / Re: Cutie Juls – Chioma Ude And Ini Edo Are Lesbians And Longtime Knackmates by DukeJoe17: 12:58pm On Aug 15, 2022
Very strange!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: China Deploys Nuclear Missiles, Tanks, Heavy Military Equipment To Taiwan Border by DukeJoe17: 5:30pm On Aug 02, 2022
China testing water
Politics / Re: Abuja Attacks: ISWAP Claims Responsibility by DukeJoe17: 4:34pm On Jul 31, 2022
There no way a feeble and vegetable looking candidate will rescue Nigeria.

Guess what?

When the cassava and corn President with be lying in different hospitals in London, it will the Boko Haram VP that will take over the affairs.

Believe me, the ignorant WEST will bear the worst hit.

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Politics / Re: Hausa /fulani Clash On Twitter by DukeJoe17: 7:55pm On Jul 27, 2022
Hausa is the real 5% abi 2/½ sef

Hahahahahahahaha hahaha
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Decries Worsening Insecurity, Backs Creation Of State Police by DukeJoe17: 8:21pm On Jul 25, 2022
Obi has it all, what else do we need?
Absolutely nothing!

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Celebrities / Re: Moment Two Staff Of An Eatery In Amsterdam Recognised A 'disguised' Davido by DukeJoe17: 11:50am On Jul 23, 2022
OBO
Family / Re: Shari’a Court Adjourns Case Of Marriage Involving Man, Granddaughter In Zamfara by DukeJoe17: 11:49am On Jul 23, 2022
Shit like this doesn't happen even in animal kingdom.

Nigeria will never be okay with people like this, lugard, you will die again and again.
Politics / Re: Osun Election: President Buhari Congratulates Ademola Adeleke by DukeJoe17: 12:09pm On Jul 17, 2022
He has no choice.

Get ready to congratulate Peter Obi next year.

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Romance / Re: This Is Why Nigerian Girls Dont Squirt (pixs) by DukeJoe17: 9:30pm On Jul 13, 2022
NeverGrowOld:
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I stop it because babe won't allow me enter immediately she cums
Politics / Re: I Will Leave No Inheritance For My Children – Buhari by DukeJoe17: 9:05pm On Jul 13, 2022
No iota of integrity in him.
Spits.

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Education / Re: Four Things You Will Miss In Nigeria If You Study Abroad. by DukeJoe17: 12:22pm On Jul 06, 2022
Standing during lectures.

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Travel / Re: The Awesome Beauty Of Akwa Ibom In Pictures by DukeJoe17: 6:50am On Jul 05, 2022
OVB123:
Uyo the best city in Nigeria. AKWA IBOM Ayaya! God bless bless Udom Emmanuel.

Shameless.

Udom that has not completed one major road in 8years.

Akpabio is the g.o.a.t.

We missed him so much.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Just Lost My Job by DukeJoe17: 12:30pm On Jul 04, 2022
Oya Sai baba
Politics / Re: 85-Year-Old Obasanjo Rides Keke With Passengers Onboard In Abeokuta by DukeJoe17: 8:39pm On Jul 02, 2022
dMomenTographer:
OBASANJO RIDES KEKE NAPEP - A BRIEF HIGHLIGHT OF BABA AT 85 FREE KEKE PROGRAMME.

Saturday, 02 July 2022

In Celebration of Baba@85 and as part of the Youth Empowerment programme (anchored by the Olusegun Obasanjo Presidential Library Youth Centre), the Former President of Nigeria, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo rode one of the "Keke Napeps" (a.k.a Maruwa/Tricycle) to Kuto Abeokuta with passengers on-board.

The journey started from his OOPL residence to Kuto underbridge while picking up random passengers ( who were beyond excited to be driven by the former president) along the way. It was such a beautiful moment to behold.

In all, 85 young people greatly benefited from the Baba@85 Free Keke Programme.

#TheMomenTographer #DanielSync #Baba@85 #Obasanjo


The same police he dragged into contributory pension scheme because of hatred.
You created civil defense in order to scrap police because you were thrown into the prison by a police officer, whose only fault was obeying commands.
The pains you brought on police will hunt you whether alive or death, Amen.
Politics / Re: Senator Rochas Okorocha Dances To Kizz Daniel's 'Buga' Song (Photos, Video) by DukeJoe17: 2:35pm On Jul 02, 2022
Cry cry baby.

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Politics / Re: 21 Die As Rival Boko Haram, ISWAP Terrorist Groups Clash In Borno by DukeJoe17: 12:06pm On Jul 01, 2022
Who's reporting?

As a representative of iswap or boko?

Funny people ���

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Religion / Re: Apostle Chibuzor: Don't Sell My Phone. I Will Pay You 3 Times + Scholarship by DukeJoe17: 3:00pm On Jun 25, 2022
How I wish!

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Family / Re: Help, My Child Is Already A GENIUS @ 3! by DukeJoe17: 4:21pm On Oct 12, 2021
money121:

Almighty God will provide the money to take Good Care of Our Kids
But if you don't mind sir
I can assist with something for her Sch fees
Every term!
Just my part to contribute to her Success in Life
So you can Pm me let Discuss abt that sir!
Iyanu Masele God No go shame Us


*Update*

With my Little Support, So i decide to support the little Genius with 10k monthly Allowance for her Sch fees!
At least this will go A long way..
Wish her more knowledge and Understanding

Attached below payment for this Month!!


Thanks for helping that fellow, your reward is sure...


I have a little resources to start a business but I need someone to coach me just like obi cubana kind of follow up, mentorship, expertise supervision and connections.

Your kind consideration is appreciated.

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Health / Re: My Morning Erection Is Back! by DukeJoe17: 12:19pm On Oct 11, 2021
Happy for you.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs Hardly Set Age Standards These Days by DukeJoe17: 2:13pm On Sep 29, 2021
No be lie
Romance / Re: What Actions Made You Believe He/she Will Be Your Ex? by DukeJoe17: 7:57am On Sep 23, 2021
MufasaLion:


You dated a mobile brothel.

My niggar got down raw with his babe but after almost two weeks he couldn't urinate again.

He confronted her and she said that she had never sleep with another person since she met him.

He asked a nurse about the possibility of that and she says that she might contact it from the toilet.
He asked me and I told him that they were all lying that Dy babe dy bang raw steady steady.

Oga you Dy follow see this kind lies?
Sports / Re: CAF Champions League: Akwa Utd, Rivers Utd On The Verge Of Qualification by DukeJoe17: 8:32pm On Sep 12, 2021
The only remarkable development at the moment.

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Education / Re: You’re Insincere, Deceptive, ASUU Tells FG by DukeJoe17: 7:39am On Sep 11, 2021
The university community is deceptive as well.

The twenty thousand naira development levy paid together with school fees can never be accountable to by the university.
And no single infrastructure put in place year after years.
Calculate such amount by thousand of students then you will know that ASUU and FG are enemies of the students.
ASUU should stop putting sheep clothing when they are actually there are the dangerous wolves in our Educational system.
Politics / Re: Gumi Berates Politicians For Attending Buhari Son's Wedding In Private Jets by DukeJoe17: 8:21pm On Aug 21, 2021
Support this one at your own peri.
Romance / Re: When She Cries After Sex.... by DukeJoe17: 8:18pm On Aug 20, 2021
They are usually galz with low self esteem.

In other words, they are very fuckaholic.

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TV/Movies / Re: Arin Evicted From The Big Brother House by DukeJoe17: 7:30pm On Aug 15, 2021
Go and do exploit.
Politics / Re: FFK's Ex- Wife, Precious Chikwendu Arrested by DukeJoe17: 6:28am On Aug 05, 2021
YorubaNinja:
Wait, I'm confused here.

Are you telling me FFK has custody of his kids as supposed to the ex-wife? Really? Is she a drug addict, incompetent mum etc...?

ONLY in Nigeria would you witness such. The ex-wife might be an Olosho, it doesn't matter. undecided

FFK is the worst thing to have ever happened to humanity! angry

She can be an olosho, it doesn't matter right?

Were you raised by an olosho?

Yes or no.

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Travel / Re: 13-Year-Old Nigerian Boy Drives A Truck (Photo, Video) by DukeJoe17: 5:15pm On Jul 31, 2021
Aboki with dangote truck plying their ricklessness as usual.

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Politics / Re: Six Policemen Feared Killed As Gunmen Attack Enugu Police Check Point by DukeJoe17: 2:30am On Jul 31, 2021
EXLOVER:
If you're a Police or the son of a policeman, Karma awaits una.


So son of pastors are exempted from karma?
The kind brain were some people get sef eehh.
Buhari is better sef.
Family / Re: My Marriage Has Finally Crashed! by DukeJoe17: 6:03am On Jul 30, 2021
ravensckar:
My apologies for misunderstanding you then. wink wink

I've been a bit bored, hence I needed someone to have a 'word match'.

She wants you to drop the mentality of been the head of family and you are apologizing?
What is wrong with you?
May you not learn the hard way like the op.
Family / Re: My Marriage Has Finally Crashed! by DukeJoe17: 5:59am On Jul 30, 2021
CharisEleos:


My response was not to this post here. after reading this, I knew it was an update of a previous post somewhere. So, I went to his profile and found the previous post. That was what I responded to.

Maybe you'll want to read that first so you can understand my submission better.


author=djon78 post=104184179]



Drop this mentality


Exactly my point.


Christ is the head of the church and that stands.

President is the head of a country and that stands.

Husband is the head of the family and you want us to drop that mentality are you okay?


If you can't be under a man jeje remain single. Mtcheewwwwww

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