studio43:

*dies*

welcome home, Brother.

Accepted! i am Dunddy.
but could anyone pls tell me the importance of NITEL in niaja telecoms apart from being the sole distributor of rights?
abeg, my lil sis needs it for her home work now and i just cant crack ma brain.

thanks y'all

tyty i feel u jare.

Abbey_city:

if u're talkg abt my head thn urs is badddddddddd

interpretation:
ori e o daaaaaaaaaaaa!

BLACK teeth!

Jedi Jedi
u reach here again?

now u'r knowing

studio43:

Na so dem born am na

ehyah! sorry o!
im still come dumb again.
u no hear am sssssssssssssssssssssssss khai!

Abbey_city:

a conductor lyk u!!!! comm'on dig a hole & put ya tin has u alwz do jor!!! small boi lyk u

Accept the challenge & MOLETE my friend! and see to your delight how refreshing and satisfying fresh hu-MAN juice can be!

Abbey_city:

which name u no go hear in dis forum!!!! imagine someone bearing jedi-jedi again!!! oga o!
@jedi-jedi
this place look lyk market?? lol

@Studio
Wia u dey go?

once Jedi enters the body, it moves fast like ebola.
im sure the guy brain don dey infested. his hands are already malfunctioning - near crashing symptom.
pele o! we will miss u sha!

_{opens the door and enters *** runs out and slams the door}

after 1 hr in the gents,

_{walks in with a}
how y'all.

Simonwal:

it was jsut a jkoe
it is olny idoit taht dosent unedrtsnad idoims

srroy but i dnot udrentnasd bausece i am sapnhis.
did u maen I-D-I-O-T-A?

u bla-ind?

@ two fighting
terminator picks his smg and blasts them both 2 hell. digs a konga and buries them both.
end of story.
we love u both but Jesus loves u more.

@poster
Better to die than live without a pr*ck
solution, GET HIM BURANTASHI.

good guy

I - CANT BELIEVE IT!
the Hong Kong 1976 earthquake!

so it was u?

", more so the night i was born the world knew something great had hit like the second coming of hitler which is me"

mystery unravelled.

is that your twin inside the bermudal triangle?

somebody gemme a doctar! we gotta run DNA here!

big head:

haha do i know u before
or are we quarelling.,
or W T F do u think u are doing abusing me or is that a lineage appraisal
gosh Mr moderator if u can hear dis please how can i change my user name the thing is backfiring seriously.,
please

believe me, it was notn personal. i was merely enlightnening my fellow who asked the question.

veravin:

why u carry your head come meet them. U no go thru some threads b4 blabbing on your 1st kiss. Now spben dey talk, u no fit take am. break your head now.

By the way, who give u the head and how u escape from gate enter this world with that head .

but you know the case na mud. better get omo to wash up.

ha-ha-ha

mister h*

studio43:

My wife and brother dey france unlike u wey wife dey farm for ijebu ode.

studio43:

Lol see dis magga sef dey talk

This is hot!
bomb launchers.
k-k-klicko, swooooooooooooooossssssshhhhhhhhh, GBOA!

i feel u, keep em bowed.

for embarassing the Nigeria Education, all of una don suppose R>I>P
Reserved - In - Prison.
chei.
i dey disNATIONalize.

better to come from KU-VU-KI

dedicated to BIG HEAD
RIP

the guy miss you die?
which tme you dey come?

veravin:

why u carry your head come meet them. U no go thru some threads b4 blabbing on your 1st kiss. Now spben dey talk, u no fit take am. break your head now.

By the way, who give u the head and how u escape from gate enter this world with that head .

i bet he was never given the head. he stole it.
where smuggling no dey? the guy still smuggle head come dis world.
im sure the head must have been de-fla-te-able.

mister heady reloaded!

i was looking for a good driver.
well i got one but as is always, i wasnt satisfied.
in the car on this fateful day i got pissed with the guy's driving and yelled; but the yell came with a fart.
my guy was asthmatic. he choked and in the bid to survive my biological weapon, he swerved and ran under an uncoming truck.

dont look for me, i am doing fine in HELL.

A mad cow was running down the road.
i was was walking up.
the cow turned and ran back up.
why?
it cannot afford to try me,
the
size
of
my
head
is
UNFATHOMABLE

JERRYMAG4:

How did you dress? Whenever any lady will meet Adenuga, she will have to dress on expose dresess expectially her boobs, confirm to the house.

i bet you work with the HR.

pcicero:

This is not really a job to be excited about. I am talking from experience. I was there for 4 yrs. The whole MA group stinks. People don't like the truth being said because it hurts.
My advice for the lady, enjoy your time there and save as much as you can to go for further studies if you want to or get yourself out as soon as you can.
Your salary is 50-50 for real. Your salary might come late sometimes if the Chairman travels to Togo or Kenya for Glo-CAF awards. You just got in and nobody would be the harbinger of bad tales to say unpleasant things about the job you are so excited about.

Very soon, you will realize that the car they promised you as a sales person will never come. Since, you are a lady, You might find your name jumping the list to get a new car from the Chairman ahead of those who have been on the waiting list for 5 years and it is only if you're eye-catching enough .

You will also discover that the HR is only friendly when getting in as the simplest inquiry from an HR person might turn out to be a nightmare, they are never helpful.
And if you think you have ideas, then forget about anything you might have learnt in school as your ideas will never count, save it for your next employer. There are so many sycophants there, they know the truth but prefer boot-licking and back-stabbing, watch out for them.
I wonder sometimes why the company employs the brightest brains only to turn them to morons.

A friend still in Globacom, just left my place now complaining bitterly about everything. I told him the real name of the company is Globa-con.
I've said enough for now,

too much for just a point.
do you work in a magazine company?
i bet your lecturer (when you were in school/i hope you don finish by now) would always be tired of your scripts.



leave the lady abeg. 1/2 a word is enough for the wise.

i intend to get a land in the next 4 months.

can anyone pls help me with what documents to look out for and how to acertain their originality.

thanks.

jontoyin:

CONGRATULATIONS! am happy 4 u.pls dont forget my fiancee. he also needs a telecoms job. is a B.SC holder from unilag wit 2:2. thanks.

she fit contact meee

A friend also got job at glo last 2 weeks. i think the guy is saying the truth.
@poster: best of LICK to you. lick what u can and gerrout before frustration sets in. generally,lo is just a launch pad for whoever wants to build a good career.
shine ya eye!

Is there any hope for ITIL certificate holders?
i did economics (2.2) and later added ITIL.
is there are hope at all cos things seem so bad.

i had a 2.2 and got a job as a CSM 5 months into my service in the state where i never served at all.

accepted, it must be very HARD at the beginning cos evn people wih better grades arent given the audience but what counts is the YOU.
what have you got to offer?
it's go to do with the aura around you.
work hard at improving yourself, work on your interrelationship skills, polish your english and gestures and most importantly, be sure of yourself.

Abeg,

anyone with the lyrics of kokoroko by Kefee ft. timaya should help post here.

thanks

hey guys,
i got this topic as my project topic - the impact of pricing policy on market performance.
how do i go about it?
i guess i need the customers base of the firms in question. how do i get?
pls help.

hey guys,
i got this topic as my project topic - the impact of pricing policy on market performance.
how do i go about it?
i guess i need the customers base of the firms in question. how do i get?
pls help.