ChasinGood:
African giant my foot
Can Rwanda pls come to our rescue as well

Dis ya foot don suffer

IMASTEX:

Because poverty is a political tool popularly used by Africa leaders for easy control of the people, while they restrict wealth & power solely to a few circle.

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Exactly what Buhari has been unleashing in the east since he came to power.

RiceProducers:
Currency risk?. Naira will appreciate after 2022 with refineries producing and local substitutes for imported food. There goes currency risk.


Nigeria does not have a debt problem, there is a revenue collection problem and government workers are stealing

And what will drive this Naira appreciation? Building of over cost inflated rail lines from one economically unviable area to another?

officialwdhtv:
Breaking News: Tiwa Savage reveals she is been blackmailed over a sex tape!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4-T0HkloI0&t=10s



https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/someone-sent-intimate-video-of-my-current-date-and-i-to-blackmail-me-tiwa-savage/%3famp

I hope they know that this means WAR!

Meanwhile I don't believe that excuse from her "current lover". That guy is suspect and is probably in cahoots with the blackmailer to fleece her. How does someone accidentally post on Snapchat??

GetMeRight:


Na English be d confusion again? How u wan detain persons without arresting dem first? Laughing

Ingilis no confuse me. As far as I know, police is allowed to datain people without charging for a specific length of time, usually a day. The person does not require bail to be released

Isobug:

I disagree with you on this bro. To me and many others, Davido voice is okay. It's a very unique one, hard to get. If you talk about his music itself (not voice), it will be a different case but for his Voice we love it, thanks

Everybody's voice is unique

GetMeRight:


Wow! Clap for yourself, you would make a great policeman. Has the cause of death determined through autopsy? What if the girls directly responsible for his death and not because of sex or drugs?

If the girls are "persons of interest" then they should be detained (not arrested) for interrogation and give statements. They can be informed that they are not allowed to leave city. Arresting means that you have sufficient evidence to believe that a crime was committed. We all know that Nigerian police will arrest first, then ask questions later. Their prime motivation is chopping bail money or blackmailing the girls to sleep with them.

daviesmania:
Good evening people!
There's this babe I've been seeing in the last eight months. She's so pretty, romantic and above all she's so silly satisfying on bed. But the only problem is that she throws up immediately after sex and this is so annoying. We've tried every strategy to stop it but is not working.
We're thinking of visiting the hospital but I believe I can also get some help here.
The unfortunate thing is that if this doesn't stop, then I might have to walk. Please help us if u can.... But my real question here is, Is this like an illness?

Maybe your rod has been shifting her stomach therefore upsetting the contents inside. **Typed with a straight face.

OmoEpe:



[s]Typical sign of intellectual backwardness facing the SE.

The point is SE wants to leave right? Whose duty is it to propose the bill to the NASS? Is it not your elected representatives?

Dumbo from the SE are as irresponsible as their elected representatives who knows that their intellectual shallowness won't allow them hold them up to their responsibilities.

Instead of you to compel YOUR OWN REPRESENTATIVES TO FORWARD THE BILL FOR CONSTITUTIONAL CHANGE AS REGARDS SECESSION you will rather blame Tinubu and Buhari

Honestly you guys stupidity is extraordinary everyday like Zee World's


The brains of the SE folks is the most undeveloped part of his anatomy you know why?

HE NEVER USES IT.

Use your brain for once Chinedu life isn't gragra but intelligence same way Zik and Ironsi got you here yet you aren't wise enough to use your brain almost 70 years after

NA SWEAR DEM SWEAR FOR UNA[/s]

All your argument are coming from a narrow tribally biased point of view. Therefore you will never get the full point of view and, like all typical Africans who see tribe first, you will never solve your problems, hence the hot mess that whole Nigeria has been in for decades. A country filled with a whole bunch of pompous people with fanciful degrees, strutting around and calling themselves intellectuals. But unable to solve any of the numerous unique problems plaguing black Africa. Your intellectual acumen only active for ethnic things, sex, stealing money and spending money

Asking the entire Igbo nation to go through legalisation to achieve ipob or massob agitation is like asking the entire Hausa-fulani nation or Yoruba nation to go through legislation to achieve Boko haram or Yoruba nation agitation.

OmoEpe:



[s]You obviously are too lazy to research the role of the 3 founding fathers pre independence.

I will help your ignorance
https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2019/04/27/flashback-why-i-opposed-awolowo-on-secession-zik/

If the clause had being there,there wouldn't have been any need for a civil war. But you guys mental laziness ensures you never see beyond your nose


Ironsi same foolish way turned the country into a unitary Govt effectively abolishing the working Regional Govt. All because of the demonic desire of you guys to always LORD it on others. Unfortunately for the drunkard Nothern officers kicked him out 6 months after and the North inherited the strong centre under which yoke his grand children are slaving under.


Every system the IPOB miscreants cry about today was established by their progenitors ostensibly to enslave other tribes, their obvious intellectual deficiencies ensures that other people hijack it to their advantage

That's why majority of SS indigines will rather die than be joined to the Biafra you are proposing

History of the oppression they went through under the illfated and short lived Biafra is a story still being told across the SS.


Honestly intellectual handicap is the greatest undoing of the SE. They have zero introspection hence their lives has become a comedy of error.


Little wonder a miscreant and empty headed Baboon like Cownu can lead a group that is killing the few intellectuals in Alaigbo and yet the dumb majority feels they are hurting Buhari


Honestly[/s];

Ethnically charged crap! Typical backward thinking African that cannot make a point without emotional tribal slurs.

We are operating 1999 constitution - FACT!

If the SE is such an irritant and a drain and drawback to other "intellectually superior" Nigerians, then a simple solution will be to let them go - SIMPLE!

All it will take is for bills to be passed in both houses. Didn't we cede Bakassi to Cameroon?

Forcing SE to remain in Nigeria because of the fear that SS will leave too, is like cutting off your nose to spite your face. We all know that Nigeria depends 110% on crude oil and loans for foreign exchange so without the SS Nigeria is finished. There is no guarantee that the SS won't start a determined movement to leave Nigeria in the future too.

You better go and provide feeding money for your wives kids and stop mindlessly indulging ethnic bile here. Day don break.

Seeksnigeria:
Update from

A retired employee of the Nigerian Postal Service (NIPOST), has reportedly died during a orgy s*x with two University of Uyo(UNIUYO) female undergraduates, Siggy reports.

It was gathered that the man was found dead in his residence at Udo Street in Uyo, the state capital of Akwa Ibom.

Speaking to , a neighbour who would love to remain anonymous, said that the deceased, an Igbo man, name withheld, was engaged in a sex orgy with two teenagers who he reportedly promised jobs in NIPOST when there are vacancies.

"The deceased died of apparent exhaustion arising from the marathon sex with two teenage girls whom he promised to inform of available job offers through the post office located with the Ibom Plaza arena in Uyo," the source said.

“We discovered his remains outside the building at about 3 am. When we inquired at his house, we met two girls who claimed the deceased brought them to spend the night. They feigned ignorance of the death of the man; telling us the man went outside to ease himself.”

The source added that the deceased NIPOST retiree chose to remain in Akwa Ibom after retiring years ago.

Spokesperson of the State Police Command, SP Odiko Macdon, who confirmed the incident, said that the two girls had been arrested with a view to establishing the immediate and remote causes of the incident.

"The police are aware and the two suspects have been arrested. A discreet investigation is ongoing to ascertain the immediate and remote causes of the incident,” he added.

https:///nipost-retiree-dies-in-party-orgy-with-two-uniuyo-girls/

Clueless police. Why arrest the girls? Girls that the police should be looking after with counseling

OmoEpe:


Not to keep the SE but to enforce the constitution's criminalizing of secession which unfortunately was inserted by the one and only NNAMDI AZIKWE as opposed to suggestions by both Awolowo and Ahmadu Belle to leave secession as a legal option in the construction for any tribe that feels disgruntled in the future


But of course like Biafranistan, Azikwe was all emotions no sense, now the stupidity of his decision has now come to hunt you his descendants


Get your members in NASS to change the constitution. That is your only hope

I know you won't do the right thing and your stupidity of today will 50yrs down the line come back to haunt your children's children

That is the rate of people that can't think clearly devoid of emotions

Brah, as far as I know, Nigeria is operating 1999 constitution of which Nnamdi Azikiwe had no input.

It always amuses me when a butt scratching black African assumes such a condescending attitude when addressing a fellow black African, as if they are better off in any way. All peoples have done in Nigeria since independence (including your people) is to position, maneuver, trick, lie, and kill their way into remaining relevant to political power so that they can continue "chopping" national cake. National cake that has been steadily depleting since 1960 up to the point now that there is almost nothing left, nothing to show for it (apart from your billionaire$), and we now pay our national day-to-day bills with borrowed money. In the meantime, poverty eradication? ZERO! Power supply? ZERO! Security? ZERO! Zero's everywhere, in every corner of Nigeria. But hey, all that doesn't matter. All the poverty in everywhere in Nigeria doesn't matter. Woefully substandard public education doesn't matter. Death trap hospitals don't matter, so long as your people are controlling power.

Tell me what area of Nigeria you're from and I bet you that 11 out of 10 people in your heartland (yes 11 out of 10) will give their liver to leave this country and you are here twisting reality.

MALIGNANTGuest:

There is no ERROR in what you just said.
I'm not surprised that you speak VOLUME.
The REASON is you speak volume is:
You have traveled wide.
You are now exposed and enlightened.
You have left your comfort zone.
This is the singular reason IGBOS are not impressed with Governance at all Levels.
In Fact, IGBOS see dia leaders as their enemies.
Because an Average IGBO travels a lot.
Most IKWERRE people don't travel at all.
I was born and raised in Rivers State.
Sometimes, when I urge them to travel with me at an all expense paid trip, they decline.
The "OYEL" mentality really permeated them as well as those in the RIVERINE Areas.

I must commend IBIBIO & WARRI Urhobo PEOPLE for their enthusiasm & doggedness. Despite huge deposits of CRUDE OIL in their domain, they travel a lot.
In Fact, they hustle as though the Oil they have is negligible & useless. I hail them!

Since you were being specific with Ibibio, let's be specific here too.

The truth is, there is problem in the land. The same problem you are complaining about exists up and down Nigeria, albeit in varying degrees. Some regions will pretend that all is ok for political and tribal image reasons. All this IPOb issue is just a distraction from the main issue of hunger and unemployment in Nigeria.

You call them lazy youths, but what are they supposed to do? What is the purpose of having a governor? What is the government doing to create employment to engage the youths meaningfully? Not all youths are destined to progress beyond secondary school but there needs to be suitable alternatives for them available. Governors in Nigeria are completely useless. They see themselves as if they are CEO of a personal profitable private company and spend the state money likewise. Vanity project after vanity project so that people will say "he is working". How many of these projects actually create lasting employment opportunities? Billions will be spent on one singular location project. The contractor (mostly foreign) go hammer; state officials go hammer; project engineers (normally from the usual region) go hammer; major suppliers go hammer. But what about the locals and the to youths? They are supposed to be satisfied with the fact that they have such edifice in their town or state? They are supposed be proud that their "governor is working" so that they can boast and share pictures on social media/forums? On empty stomach?

So why all the effort and billions spent on military operations to keep barren land part of Nigeria?

shogsman:
There is nothing like clay on the list you dummy

CKay only entered the charts last week at number 80. Jumped 30 places and is number 50 this week. His song has done very very well globally, topping the charts in some non US countries. It was number 4 in the UK last week

budaatum:


What race is this son running that his father should have run for him? How much rent is this s son paying for the free accomodation his father is providing plus the 2k he gives him on top?

God, this generation has really degenerated! In my time, your first salary is given to your parents in appreciation of them getting you so far. This son earns ₦15k and swindles the father an extra 2k and the father doesn't even know his son has a job! What a very dishonest son! When the father finds out his son lied, I hope he extends his apprenticeship!

Extra N2k per week. About N8k per month

Dididrumz:
Why is the "Cornflakes for Jihad: The Boko Haram Origin" story not yet on Nairaland?


https://westafricaweekly.substack.com/p/cornflakes-for-jihad-the-boko-haram

It's here but it'll never be promoted to FP, just like any news about CKay Love Nwantiti

Geovanni412:
@ lalasticala this is fp material. Push this to front page.

Nairaland and their pettiness. Whether dem push am to front page or not, the song go still reach where e go reach. This one pass their power. As we speak, the song is number 4 in the uk. It topped the charts in Norway, Switzerland, India, Netherlands, number 2 in France, number 3 in Portugal etc.

Perhaps e pain some, but na God.

Na drink cause am. Nor vex.

Nairaland has gone into overdrive promoting childishly imbeciIe anti-Igbo crap to front page. Apart from annoying and irritating some Igbos, and traffic, what other meaningful purpose does it serve?

TheSupleemLeada:


Then stop bitching.

MufasaLion:




Broke people always brag. It's normal.

Please tell me more about broke people because you seem to know a lot about them

TheSupleemLeada:


Broke people tend to reply simple sentences with long epistles.

If I'm broke, then you are brokest

MufasaLion:


Words of consolation from broke people.

I know that I'm richer than you, and that's all that counts

Peace081:

All those names you mentioned above are worth more than your entire family

I'm baffled when Nigerians say what you said.

"O why always this poverty mentality"?

Personally, I don't think Tems dressing was obscene, but you could have addressed what was said without reducing it to money. Everything in this life is not about money the way Nigerians see it. In some countries you can be perfectly happy and content, even more content than millionaires, as an ordinary salaried person. If you are careful with you income and save, you can travel, go clubbing, go restaurants, go bars, movies, picnics, parties, shows, festivals, go on dates etc. In fact, you wouldn't even have enough time for them all. Living a full life and freely going to places - places that celebrities and billionaires cannot freely go to because of their status.

It's just stupid and backwards, to address questions or critisms with the statement "they are worth more than your entire family". Only a person from a family with generations of poverty and suffering will feel that they cannot question anything because the other person is richer than them. That is slave mentality that will continue to keep you in poverty and ensure that you pass on the deprivation to the next generation.

So we are going to pretend here on NL that we are not aware of the massive damage this song, and it's various iterations, is doing world wide? Topping charts all over the world, topping streaming platforms everywhere.

And it didn't even make Trending, talk less FP on NL?

Why? I think we all know the reason why.

www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/ckay-love-nwantinti-tik-tok-1231221/amp/

JaskanFactor:


Its not the people of Nigeria doing this, Its what the colonial masters that still run Nigeria want.
Cause as you can see, those mega rich people still have to use the bad roads too.
If you want to know how much our racists European colonial masters hate black people, just look at Nigeria.
They also on purpose made up the country with different tribes that they can use to create violence against each other.

But Nigerians may never understand stand that, when surrounded by enemies, you have to band together like one family, else you are all finished. All the others races that surround us in africa and beyond , have very much hatred for us, which they act on everyday.

That is why you can have indian company adverting for jobs in nigeria saying no Nigerians should apply for their position inside Nigeria, meanwhile Nigerians are fleeing abroad and to india, and they are getting killed by Indian police, same goes for Europe, middle east , china you name it. Killed at home or abroad. And yet Nigerians act like they dont know where this is going.

Its nothing short of madness, for a nation of people to be in so much danger from other races, and yet treating each other like enemies.
Its so bad i avoid all Africans i see now, we are in danger from all the other races on the planet , et you dont unite before you wiped off the face of the earth.

The colonial masters and thier Neanderthal cousins, destroyed Nigerian economy so much , our women are now prostitutes all over the rest of the world. With a national currency even the politicians dont use.

You make a lot of points but unfortunately Africans appear to behave 1000 times worse than Neanderthals. Look Nigeria; look at UK or Germany for example. See how they solve their problems? Look at USA. If the Trump scenario was Nigeria, he will still be there till today with a lot of people killed, in jail, under prosecution by various government agencies or in exile. Nigerians live and breathe hatred.

FreeStuffsNG:
Tribune calls the abduction and subsequent foiling of the kidnap of 6 people out of 23 million people "hit". So much for sensational reporting.Smh.

The LASG that I know will never abandon its obligation to her indigenes and residents. Eko o ni baje.
Lagos is doing fine and on top of the situation.

May God bless Lagos State.
All the enemies of Nigeria will lose las las. They always lose. God bless Nigeria.
Here is free book on business ideas & money sources directory for you, it's 100% free!
https://www.nairaland.com/6666800/looking-business-ideas-money-fund.

It appears some people are more concerned about cheap point scoring or people calling their region names, than reacting to security issues. It's better to overreact than assume a wait and see attitude. You say only 6 people kidnapped, but wouldn't it be foolish to wait for 60 to be kidnapped before reacting? By then it will be too late. Let them raise the alarm even if only 1 person is kidnapped because that is already 1 person too many.

Nigerians and useless ego sef. Smh!

Davash222:
Can she turn her back..I want to check something

Nothing dey there, if not it would have been the first thing she would have shown. Trust women. Perhaps that is why dem vex send am back for raising hopes when you see her from the front, only to be disappointed when you see the signboard behind.

BigBills:
Governor Yahaya Bello's ADC has continued to WOW her followers on Twitter with her beautiful face and curvy shape. She is the first female ADC to a serving Governor in the History of Nigeria... See her pictures below
http://www.tiznaija.com/2021/09/the-beauty-of-governor-yahaya-bellos.html

No doubt the hippo will be straffing this my sister mercilessly and with reckless impunity

arantess:

Tribalists should stay off this thread

This is UK matter but your stupidity won't stay hidden

..in vain you plead because come they will.