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I don't know hw 2 describe u coz u are Nt ok |
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no be to show body than to go sit down and read |
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� � � � � clap � � � � � hand ✋ � for Una self |
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Guy he dnt be 4 u |
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what a pity
after posting that, u still went ahead to kill ursef |
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Hmmm, is it an advert or wat |
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carry go chop, na God bless u |
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I know this man very well, but am jst surprise about this accusation |
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Truckpusher:so u must beat a woman because she is liar, guy u r a shame that manhood |
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imagine a 56yrs old man,what advice will u give to ur grand children |
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[quote author=ecoeco post=59719273]... B4 you all start coming here to blame the husband It doesn't make sense 4 d husband to call her 4 settlement nd den kill her nd leave her private parts jst like dat This is wat actually happened Husband : calls wife into the room Wife: enters room(with facial expression of anger) Husband : pls let us settle this matter i am sorry Wife: thats wat u always say nd den u do it again useless man Husband : i said i am sorry(looking a bit angry) Wife : see ur mate ar living in 3 bedroom flat comfortably... But all u do is starve me nd d children in dis ur 1 room nd go around pursuing women with ur truck Husband : (slaps wife) Wife : (screams)terkaa You will kill me today(rushes to the door, locks it, puts d key in her bra) Husband : you are very stupid Wife : comes close to husband nd starts fighting him They hand wrestle for bit... Husband: (trying to avoid her blow) Wide: (seeing she's not inflicting enough pain, bites him on the hand deep) Husband : ahhhh ( angrily starts beating up wife) Wife : you will kill me today (breaks free frm husband, rushes to the cupboard, brings out a hammer) Husband : lucy don't try me o lucy Wife: throws hammer at husband nd misses Husband : rushes towards wife Wife: (seeing husband drawing close rushes to pick up an axe) Husband : (seeing wife picking up axe, grabs her collects the axe pushes her to the floor) Wife : (stands up, rushes to the other end of the room nd picks up the second axe) ( Survival status kicks 4 both parties nd @ dis point anybdy can kill anybdy out of survival instincts) Husband : hits wife first.... Sees his mistake.... Escapes frm the window Underlining assumption : 1. The husband couldn't hav called her nd locked d door immediately 2. The husband couldn't hav used 2 axes nd a hammer jst to kill one woman 3 It has been proven that the female starts every domestic fight either by their words or action during conversation 4 99% of wat causes a quarrel btw a couple is either s*x related or money related 5. 99% of men will slap a woman who calls dem "useless ' or compares them to" their mates" 6. Since it's a 1 room apartment objects like axe nd hammer will be close @ any point in time story teller |
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Hmmm, I know d idiot very well, he married d second wife since d first couldn't give him a female child, I guess he sell coz of many boys, Hahahahahahaha |
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in dia country, na to kill us by der are here during illegal business |
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God for punish u if to say na my sister u do so, u for tell me weda she dnt turn to Apostolic drum Whr u go der beat anyhow |
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na WA oooo, dat kind husband |
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na WA oooo, day kind husband |
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Platinumay:am tired, der are all running from anything call agric |
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Ita Enang my broda u ave 2 b very kcareful b4 buhari put u 4 one chance |
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I Love 2 Hear Dis |
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Only time will tell |
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