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Crime / Re: See Moment A Man Was Shot Dead In Public While Discussing With A Lady. (video) by Eco99(m): 2:22am On Feb 20, 2019
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Family / Re: Disgrace! Husband & Wife Fight In Public, Exchange Blows. Wife Wins? (Pix Video) by Eco99(m): 2:19am On Feb 20, 2019
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On behalf of the Chartered association of Women/wife beaters worldwide CAWB...


We are glad to bring to your notice that the man in the video above is not licensed and did not pass our final stage exams.

Our trained professionals worldwide are well able to handle any female homo sapien that is out of order with a type of slap known as RESET 001 which is efficacious in its working to bring back sanity and decorum instantly without need for further struggling or fighting with the female recipient.


Thank You...


Signed

C.A.W.B

OUR MANTRA: Respect is enforced not earned


REGISTER
GET TRAINED
AND
GET YOUR LICENSE NOW !!!!!



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Car Talk / Re: 20 Year Old Nigerian Student Constructs An Aircraft Using Local Materials - Pics by Eco99(m): 12:52am On Feb 07, 2019
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I'm very sorry for Usman Ahmad for being born in Nigeria...

The govt will promise you scholarship on paper then give you 19,800 cash ...

If care is not taken you may end up a road side keke repairer...

I'm very sorry for you...

Very sorry..

The only talent that excels in Nigeria is stealing ...




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Crime / Re: Man Committs Suicide After Being Sexually Abused By His Mother (pics) by Eco99(m): 7:37am On Feb 02, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Couple Who Are Fans Of Bambam Name Their Child After Her by Eco99(m): 7:32am On Feb 02, 2019
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Well zooming in to view the face of the baby ...
The face looks like someone with a confused destiny so... the name is appropriate.




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Romance / Re: 25-Year-Old Nigerian Timi Abiri Weds His White Fiancée In Osun State by Eco99(m): 10:41pm On Jan 27, 2019
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Pls before you codemn this innocent guy

Make sure you only purchase african made products or brand new UK products....

Because if you have ever purchased
any fairly used UK product...

You are as guilty as this brother who married a fairly used UK wife


O.k now cast the stone if you are qualified


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Family / Re: I Don't Want To Live A Normal Lifestyle: Study, Work, Marry, Have Children..etc by Eco99(m): 10:41pm On Jan 27, 2019
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So you want ordinary people to motivate you to live an extra ordinary life...

Keep waiting

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Politics / Re: Governor Ajimobi Shares 'KuliKuli' As He Campaigns For Senate (Photos) by Eco99(m): 9:20pm On Jan 27, 2019
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Until Nigerians both rural and urban stop selling their votes ....
There's no stoping of looting...

So you mean after giving you 10,000 for each vote leading to billions to win an election i will come nd not steal?

You are not serious...

I Will steal your destiny... And your children's destiny even to the fourth generation...

Nonsense..



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Politics / Re: SHOCKING VIDEO: Kenyan Prime Minister Ridicules Nigeria At Anti-corruption by Eco99(m): 9:16pm On Jan 27, 2019
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Actually thats not correct...

A typical Nigerian minister will divert 150%

Because he will not only not build anything but will apply for mre money "TO FINISH THE PROJECT"



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Crime / Re: 19 Years Old Boy Raped A Girl Of 3 Years Old by Eco99(m): 9:04pm On Jan 27, 2019
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What kind of nonsense is this...


So you mean

he didn't see his fellow ss2 girls to rape?



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Romance / Re: 'Dear Money, Come And Rape Me Mercilessly' - Nigerian Slay Queen. Photos by Eco99(m): 11:41pm On Jan 26, 2019
heendrix:


Lol chai just kuku kill us grin grin

Eco I missed you sha....only God knows where u went to


My Nigga

Crime / Re: Pandemonium As Two Sex Workers Clash Over Clients In Ikeja, Lagos. by Eco99(m): 5:17pm On Jan 26, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Meet The Girl With No Makeup But Fine Die by Eco99(m): 4:41pm On Jan 26, 2019
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What do you mean no make up...

Its that not a made up hair..

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Reacts As Buhari Suspends Onnoghen, Tells ‘biafra Family' What To Do by Eco99(m): 2:49pm On Jan 26, 2019
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Just look at the native Coward...


M. Luthr King liberated frm the country of oppression....

Mandela same thing

Your own .....you want to liberate Nigeria frm inside Uk...


Yeye activist...



Mtchewwwww



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Family / Re: Lady Narrates How Lazy Her Father Is, Collects Monthly Allowance From Wife by Eco99(m): 2:33pm On Jan 26, 2019
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Romance / Re: Man Proposing To His Fiancée Misplaced The Engagement Ring (pics) by Eco99(m): 2:24pm On Jan 26, 2019
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Dont buy ring frm Aboki.... I will buy frm Aboki

I say don't buy frm Aboki.. No i must buy frm Aboki


Jst look at hw you disgraced your entire lineage online

If i were your father i would disown you immediately


What a preposterously primitive lout

What a buttock-rimming haggard

A suffocating evangelical crusader of sub-mediocrity.


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Literature / Re: Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie And Wole Soyinka Pictured Together by Eco99(m): 12:06pm On Jan 26, 2019
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Prof that cannot get his clothes ironed

And celebrity writer holding something that looks

like wat ss3 girls usually carry around that can both be used for school in the morning and as purse in the night for club...




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Celebrities / Re: Friend Of Davido’s 1st Babymama, Mocks Chioma His Lover by Eco99(m): 7:43am On Jan 26, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Friend Of Davido’s 1st Babymama, Mocks Chioma His Lover by Eco99(m): 7:33am On Jan 26, 2019
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Alpha females don't run in packs rather they run with their alpha males because thats is what made them Alpha in the first place

Less Davido frm Chioma and she will become 1 of those make(d)-up slay mama's filling up Twitter's database with pictures of themselves

Its only beta females who are still searching that run in packs

Useless piece of black shi't


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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Rocks Long Braid. Peter Okoye Reacts by Eco99(m): 7:29am On Jan 26, 2019
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She looks like someone that is waiting for husband...





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Celebrities / Re: Mojisola Adedeji Buys New Car (Photos) by Eco99(m): 4:19am On Jan 26, 2019
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Rich people celebrate being able to afford luxuries....

But wealthy peeps celebrate succesful investments...

Thats y the rich can always become poor while the weathy not so much



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Romance / Re: Kogi State University Freshest Graduate Propose To His Girlfriend (Photos) by Eco99(m): 4:18am On Jan 26, 2019
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You cant even afford to propose in a mama put joint..
...and you hav the impetus to propose to a Nigerian woman.... inside sand in this buhari era .......



Food for 1 woman 20,000/month
Weavon and plaiting 5,000/month
Cream 3,000/month
Soap 2,000/month
Bra and Pant 3,000/month
Wardrope 10,000/month
Wife Family members 10,000/month
Medical Expenses 5,000/month
Miscellaneous 5,000/month


Im waiting for your suicide story...
Im waiting
Im really waiting





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Romance / Re: 'Dear Money, Come And Rape Me Mercilessly' - Nigerian Slay Queen. Photos by Eco99(m): 8:40pm On Jan 24, 2019
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It is appalling that bodily stuprum
Has become the Clarus cibus
that appeals in this penitus saeculum
while mental viribus
Is forgotten in the shades of tenebris
because of moral decadence
and untrammeled social commercium.



What a demented trollop

What a conspicuously sybaritic loafer

A vacuous cantankerously-caterwauling cretin



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Celebrities / Re: Actress, Linda Osifo, Acquires Multi-million Naira Home In Lagos (Photos) by Eco99(m): 8:14am On Jan 24, 2019
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Gods speed where?

Tell us the truth...

Who did open legs for....




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Nairaland / General / Re: A Man And A Lady Spotted Fighting Outside Shoprite Mall. Photos by Eco99(m): 7:51am On Jan 24, 2019
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That man is very weak....

When a real man for any reason slaps a woman...

These two signs shall follow the slap

1. Fainting or dizziness
2. Five biometric finger imprints on the face


I can bet that inability to take her shop...riting.... Is the cause of this fight.


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Romance / Re: Lady Outs Man Who Sent A Message Asking How Much She Charges For Her "NUNU" by Eco99(m): 5:53am On Jan 24, 2019
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Nunu only is #150 per cup

Nunu and Fura is #200 per cup

Should i put it in a nylon or inside bottle water can?



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Celebrities / Re: Pretty Mike: I Got A Sex Doll Because I Got Tired Of Lagos Girls by Eco99(m): 5:10am On Jan 24, 2019
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I think this guy should learn to be patriotic...

I don't see anything much that our slay mamas lack compared to this doll

Is it fairness.... Marykay and Caro white will not forsake you

Is it facial beauty ... Make-up will make it up to par

Is it Front load ... They hav it

Is it back load... Its their calling

The only thing that this doll may have mre dan them
Is eeeh sense....
But lets patronise our own pls ... So that the system will remain balanced



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Celebrities / Re: Blackmailers Threaten To Release Tonto Dikeh's Nude Photos. See Her Reaction by Eco99(m): 3:52am On Jan 24, 2019
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Pls pls pls....

Dear Nude scammers

We don't want tonto's tokumbo nudes that Churchill has used and dumped.....

Pls help us get Tear rubber ...Chasis.... Nylon intact

nudes like Regina Daniels.

We will highly appreciate if this humble request is granted.
Thanks in advance.

Yours Sincerely

Vaseline Crew(Nig Branch)




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Nairaland / General / Re: Lady Fights Man Who Slapped Her In Front Of Shoprite Mall. Photos by Eco99(m): 12:52am On Jan 24, 2019
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That man is very weak....

When a real man for any reason slaps a woman...

These two signs shall follow the slap

1. Fainting or dizziness
2. Five biometric finger imprints on the face


I can bet that inability to take her shop...riting.... Is the cause of this fight.



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