mildflame:


Wetin concern me EKPO UNAM IKOT adu is just spending is LAST DAYS...Kirikiri prison is next

you're not making sense at all. Who knows you? Akpabio is a strategic and brave leader. He's enjoying in Abuja and you're dreaming to be in kirikiri. Huh! Idiokesit

Mznaett:


Lemme alone jor

#Sad

Oh, eyeneka esit mbom, Ima ndo, edu uwem, okut ama, uyai mma. mbok fre uto mkpo oro. Di yak ayid idakka ida. Ikibre Ima ke inwang ima mmi. Koro mmema fi nkan aran okwok. mmoñ eba mfo anem akan peak milk #DAKKADA

Mznaett:


Yea! His kind of person just tell you what you'd like to hear and then leaves you to ur stupidity

And that's how some guyz behave towards 'em ladies

So just because of ordinary "I love him" statement I made you're now seeking for divorce right? Issookay na
But dnt forget you promise to love me forever o

Hmmm, you know I'm a nice guy. Your Sin has been forgiven. Stay and sin no more. ...secretary, pls cancel printing and delete document. #weareback4life.

Mznaett:
t

space booker. #Inemesitmi

ndubest111:
somebody shud pls summerise for me

Summary: you should not quote the whole post to request for summary.

Mznaett:
Akpabio and sweet mouth eh


I just love this guy

Koko (Edipee) di kop iko se ayen eka afo atang o

Koko leave dat guy. I was in the stadium when he was yarniñ dose stuff. They were cheering him and he was just feeling 'kinggy'. I admire his charisma sha. There're just few politicians as smart as Akpabio. BTW, why do you say you love him? Don't you know I'm a jealous husband? #your divorce certificate is loading... Secretarys, pls print black and white; don't waste my ink.

Mznaett:


Lol

Makes alotta sense dear...

Lemme add mine

18: For every passing day ensure you put a smile on the faces of those around you

19: Learn to be a cheerful giver AND please never you expect any reward in return

Great!

Golden rules indeed! Mznaett-Rule 5 + 12.

Let's rise to the faith that Akwa Ibom was created to be great.

Edi yak nyin idakka ida kiet idara ke usoro emana sted nyin. #Dàkkádá

Chanchit:
She said she has not had sex with a man before, she might have had it with a cucumber. #justsaying.

LMAO, nairalanders una no go kill me!

Mznaett:


My dear,,those invigilators seemz to verge their whole annoyance on students during exam. Good to know U even had a "C" on it o

Koko,,am happy cuz U're already aware I won't even try to open the thread fully since dat scary name is there

Lol, I still call you fear- fear, but you're a strong girl though.

Mznaett, you bin see dis Ur pal?

Mznaett:


Lol

I could still remember when no of my lecturers told me that girls don'nt cheat rather they lie to their bf's just because I was tryna help a course mate of mine. And since am a girl he thought I was d one asking d dude o

Lol. I really thank God. Cos I'ave been cooperating a lot with my colleagues in my dept and I'ave never been caught except once in a test. The Prof. Collected my script, but I thank God I managed to scale through the course with a 'C' .

Olamyyde:
Abeg, can this help someone in 300l maths department with a cgpa that cannot send sms on mtn

now this is utterly hilarious! Lol.

Mznaett:


Lol

I dnt try such my dear I'd rather ask than engage in such

What if I get caught? Pls o

you no fear cheating pass me, I swear. *so U no wan reply my recent msg on fb or U want mek I cry*

Mznaett:
Na today una dey sabi dz method?

hey my Koko, been cheating even b4 the days of hcgss. Choi, e no gud o!

Lol. Cake indeed. Eat and vomit.

Stories like this breaks my heart. This guy is suppose to be a brother to you, but all he needs now is your virginity. Pls don't succumb to his pressure. Summon courage and confide in your Mom.

Aitee1:


Hmmmmm...ima fiop!

O eyeneka mmi idehe etok mkpo, nkesuk nkere mme afo ubagha. mkpo atiedie?

autotrader014:

Point of correction, ph is not a rascal city, its more safe 10times than lagos and abuja.. So don't come here typing rubish.. An accident can happen any were.. Tanker explosion hapnd several times in lagos, deey are all accidents..

Take a class of cool water. Are you Okay now?

twoondei:
Er.... Does sleeping all about make a guy irresponsible?

Unless condoms have found other uses I'm not aware of.

Guy forget that thing. The first condom I ever touched was given to me by this family life people when I was in SS3. I carried it till it expired without using it. Shekina

Mznaett:
Jeez

Ima ndo pls don't worry. God will guide your steps through that city in Jesus name. Amen. Good morning and safe journey.

Mznaett:


Abasi ikpong adionghor ke idem ami anam mikmik idargha mi

Mekop,na dapa eti ndap mbargha jire Mu ma fien koror

OMG. Pls close your eyes and sleep so you won't sleep on your way 2moro. Imafiop!

Mznaett:


Na joke I dey o mbok

E go dey like horror film 4ur eyez when U realized say impersonators full here but you and I knw say I no go fit stoop so low to do dat kind thing na

But ame dionghor ke mkpor iba isi tarka abaikpa?

I don't understand dat proverb. I won't pretend.

Mznaett:


Lmao@ur last line

Till then koko yak asiere

I no wan sleep inside bus so dat driver no go cari me pass anoda side

Ufan Ima asiere nde. Akpeene owo akenam yak nnem esit ntom. Mbok tum daiya o. Mmetum fi Inua. Dapa nti ndap, yak Emem Abasi odu ye afo. Mme Ma fi.

Mznaett:


Here in 9ja,, for person to spoil no be corruption nainstead na award U go chop

Tell me say U no go like feel d heat on dat day

*covers face with my pillow, lol * are you for real dear? If say i no dey talk with you on phone + fb, I 4 think weda U be another Nneka. Koko yak edia asine ke udung abed asen.

Mznaett:


And just like d last election that was held in Rivers State we already knew who d winner was and that's d same way we knew who d shy~type is even without waiting 4 the D~day lol

me no no; na you sabi, but untill dat day. Se efod akama, aya-awod iba.

Mznaett:


Hmm,,when I been first read this post today I see say d matter no gel at all

How can one set a standard for himself and then wish it was altered by him? It makes no sense dear

Na to wait till that night na im sure pass o cuz enuff methods and diff position go take place aswear

Lmao! Buhari come fight corruption hear o, cos e be like say dis girl wan spoil me pinish.