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Since when does entering a plane becomes an achievement 64 Likes 3 Shares
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Meanwhile Buhari is busy campaigning. Why students are suffering the effects of the dogfight between Abiodun and Ngige |
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He wont even win his local government, come 2019? 12 Likes 3 Shares |
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go get ur PVC, if u need a job. this government has failed in providing jobs for the lazy youth. 1 Like 1 Share |
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Older women are feminist, they feel too proud to be corrected and full of themselves. always possesive of their husbands, they may even take the position of being a breadwinner(husband) in their homes if opportunity is spared. |
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buhari has empowered this people, his northern kinsmen, they na talk any how, with no one to question them for hate speech. if Nigerians really want this killings to end, they should prepare to send gworo chewing bubu and his party to duara in 2019. 8 Likes
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when Apostle Suleiman said the truth, they sent DSS after him. so the only way to stop Fulani killings is to send bubu and APC back to duara in 2019, whelter them like am or not 3 Likes
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Trump has always been a Clown, and sycophant of racism, well i dont blame him for his stupidity. I blame dumb Africans leaders elected by shithole electorate who sell their votes for 1k , these African leaders has decided to lick the ass of westerners by begging and accepting foreign aid instead of developing their country economy. |
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Nice one, bubu is working. IPob Now 40 Likes 4 Shares
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this governor and buhari dey drag Award for blame competition, benue people need to borrow Fayose for just one week. 1 Like
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When name checkers from the West, hear imo as the state. 47 Likes 2 Shares
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what do you expect from buhari and his failed party. 5 Likes
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believe this at ur own peril 1 Like 4 Shares |
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Wizkid Now!
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VIP treatment for special nigerians(95%). the rest are 5% |
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Shuku0kukobambi:so why continue on a fruitless project, when u are aware of the consequences, wastage involeɗ, so buhari is as guilty as GEJ, if he must drag GEJ in. 9 Likes |
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with this, no neeɗ for 1billion$ from the Niger ɗelta resources to fight ɓoko haram |
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the same way they spent anɗ wasted the Niger delta resources searching for oil in the north, ɓuhari anɗ faileɗ projects are like fulani anɗ cow. 9 Likes |
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we pray. buhari is defeated in 2019, and sent out of aso-rock 1 Like 1 Share |
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them go soon send DSS to chase those traders. 2 Likes |
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FOR MEN ONLY: I considered this piece worth sharing.. MEN BEWARE! LONG SEX MAY KILL YOU !!! Few weeks ago, I was called to see a patient. Without delay I rushed down the stairs and headed to the hospital wards. The man was sitting in the back seat of a car that brought him. I watched him closely but there was no respiratory efforts, I went for the pulse, not palpable, no cardiac activity, pupils were dilated, fixed and unreactive to light. I watched foam rush through the mouth and nostrils. Obviously he is dead. Still panting from the unplanned exercise I did, I felt bad I couldn't do anything for him. Out of curiosity, I wanted to know how he got to that point. The wife, a young lady in her late 30s told me they were playing when suddenly he became distressed, struggling for air and she tried to calm him all to no avail then she raised alarm for help. I quickly asked if her husband was hypertensive and she admitted. I requested for his drugs, luckily they came with his drugs. I went through the drugs, and was able to identify some and it included: digoxin, Viagra, lisinopril. In my little mind I concluded the young man in his late 40s "DIED IN ACTIVE SERVICE TO THE WIFE" from heart attack. My assumption may be right or wrong, but seeing those 2 drugs, I won't be blamed for my assumption. He may *Rest in peace to the dead.* Have you imagined why men die more ? Have you ever noticed that there are more widows than widowers ? Just check in your little village, then extend it to your community and you will be surprised what you find. I just want to pick one of the reasons I feel contribute to this. I will appeal that this is solely my opinion, it may be wrong or right. *SATISFYING A WOMAN* Every responsible man wants to satisfy his family and wife in terms of providing for their basic needs and also satisfying his wife in bed. But doing this at the expense of the man's life is what I condemn. It is a common experience this days that women openly talk about how bad their spouses are in bed and most times the woman makes life difficult for the man by throwing abusive words at him. It is also common to see a lot of products being openly advertised and marketed for enhancement of male sexual performance. A lot of women are responsible for their husband's death because of their excessive demands for sexual satisfaction, and in the bid to satisfy the woman the man take drugs that endanger his health, and his life is cut short. If I may ask Is sexual satisfaction the basis of relationships or marriage ? Some times some women even asks for bigger penis and my fellow men will be taking the risk to drink all sorts of drugs just to enlarge his penis to satisfy the woman. Is this not just mocking God who created you ? At the end you may die trying to SATISFY A WOMAN. Why not ask the woman to reduce her vagina to size you up to your manhood instead ? It is important to note that a man's sexual performance depends on a lot of factors such as stress, diet, medical conditions such as diabetes, and drugs such as antihypertensives, as well as relationship problems. How do you expect a man whom you nag, starve, embarrass in public, whom you refuse to support financially, who sleeps for less than 3 hours in a day, to satisfy you sexually ? Sometimes the woman may go behind the man to seek for sexual satisfaction with another man. Most of the times the woman will threaten to go outside for the so called satisfaction and the man will be struggling to take higher dose of the drugs to satisfy her to prevent adultery from his marriage. But you know what ? that woman you want to satisfy at the expense of your life started having sex before the age of 12 years. She has been experiencing several sexual activities until the age of 25yrs or more before she got married. Before her marriage, she has experimented sex widely with many men of different expertise and energy capacities. Unfortunately, she married you, a single man with single capacity, but she is already addicted to different sex experiences. How can you measure up, just one man, to satisfy her ? Don't die in active service. Please your children, friends and parents will need you alive. Don't die in the attempt to satisfy a woman sexually. Just do what you can do and leave the rest to God. If you die satisfying a woman immediately after your burial other men will continue where you left of. Our dear wives and girlfriends, we are begging you to help us live a little longer. If you don't want to join the WIDOWS CLUB, please help us financially, appreciate what we are trying to do for you, encourage us to do more, stop the nagging, go the extra mile to feed us well, give us peace of mind, allow us sleep at night, let the house be the home foO us also so that we can feel happy coming home after our daily toil, understand our health challenges, understand the side effects of drugs we are taking, protect our weaknesses, don't disgrace us to our children and your friends, and above all pray for us. Then we will live longer for you and your children. Our performances then will also improve when you make us feel appreciated. Men please do not harm yourself in any way by trying to prove that you are a man. Research has proved that ejaculating 2 -13 minutes is OK. If you can go higher without drugs better; but do not take drugs that will damage your heart. NOTE THAT IT IS NORMAL AND NATURAL WITH MANY MEN TO EJACULATE WITHIN 2 MINUTES OF INTERCOURSE. In fact it is natural with several men to ejaculate fast during the first intercourse so don't take any drug for premature ejaculation, it's not a disease to be treated. The 2nd and 3rd rounds usually take longer before ejaculation. Attempt to take drugs to stay on a woman for longer time may kill you and leave the woman for another man. It may kill you prematurely so be very careful. Many men have died trying to satisfy women. THEY DIED IN ACTIVE SERVICE TO WOMEN. Enough words is for the wise. Edited by Comrade Kenny. Cc: Lalasticlala Mynd44. 3 Likes 1 Share |
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another bunch of lies for patient Nigerians 13 Likes |
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another lies for patient Nigerians 13 Likes 1 Share |
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okoroawusa be like, am giving you a new stature for this. 279 Likes 9 Shares |
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at least better than wike holding cutlass to cut his enemies |
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I blame Nigerians for giving him cheap publicity. |
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