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Travel / Re: If You Haven't Entered Plane At 40, Life Has Passed You - Nigerian Man by EDOPRO: 12:37pm On Apr 20, 2019
Since when does entering a plane becomes an achievement

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Education / Re: Open Letter To President Muhammadu Buhari,GCFR--by Onwuka Emmanuel Azu by EDOPRO: 2:32pm On Jan 24, 2019
Meanwhile Buhari is busy campaigning.
Why students are suffering the effects of the dogfight between Abiodun and Ngige
Politics / Re: Atiku Launches 2019 Campaign, Speaks On Policy Document (LIVE UPDATES) by EDOPRO: 12:17pm On Nov 19, 2018
He wont even win his local government, come 2019?

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Romance / Re: A Lady I Met On Facebook Gave Me HIV – Nigerian Man Shares Shocking Story by EDOPRO: 9:47pm On May 31, 2018
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why I Won't Apply For FRSC Job by EDOPRO: 7:35am On May 30, 2018
go get ur PVC, if u need a job. this government has failed in providing jobs for the lazy youth.

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Romance / Re: Mixed Reactions Trail Men Marrying Women Older Than Them--Vanguard by EDOPRO: 3:52pm On May 28, 2018
Older women are feminist, they feel too proud to be corrected and full of themselves. always possesive of their husbands, they may even take the position of being a breadwinner(husband) in their homes if opportunity is spared.
Politics / Re: Benue Massacre: Miyetti Allah Wants Compensation For Herdsmen Affected In Crisis by EDOPRO: 6:54am On Jan 15, 2018
buhari has empowered this people, his northern kinsmen, they na talk any how, with no one to question them for hate speech.

if Nigerians really want this killings to end, they should prepare to send gworo chewing bubu and his party to duara in 2019.

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Politics / Re: . by EDOPRO: 6:39am On Jan 15, 2018
when Apostle Suleiman said the truth, they sent DSS after him. so the only way to stop Fulani killings is to send bubu and APC back to duara in 2019, whelter them like am or not

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Foreign Affairs / Re: "Shithole" And Poop Emojis Projected Onto Trump Hotel In Washington DC by EDOPRO: 6:24am On Jan 15, 2018
Trump has always been a Clown, and sycophant of racism, well i dont blame him for his stupidity. I blame dumb Africans leaders elected by shithole electorate who sell their votes for 1k , these African leaders has decided to lick the ass of westerners by begging and accepting foreign aid instead of developing their country economy.
Business / Re: With 12% Rise In Fourteen Days Nigerian Stocks Are World’s Best - Bloomberg by EDOPRO: 6:22am On Jan 15, 2018
Nice one, bubu is working.
IPob Now

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Politics / Re: Miyarri Allah: Calls For Establishment Of Ministry Of Livestock by EDOPRO: 6:20am On Jan 15, 2018
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Politics / Re: Gov Ortom Slams Buhari, Osinbajo, NSA, IGP; Says They Ignored Warnings Of Attack by EDOPRO: 5:51am On Jan 14, 2018
this governor and buhari dey drag Award for blame competition, benue people need to borrow Fayose for just one week.

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Crime / Re: Two Men Slept With A Boy In Imo And Were Arrested (Photos) by EDOPRO: 5:46am On Jan 14, 2018
When name checkers from the West, hear imo as the state.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ghanaian Army Chief Orders "Shoot-to-kill" On Fulani Herdsmen by EDOPRO: 3:02pm On Jan 13, 2018
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angry You think say na Buhari and Burutai sad[/quote Lol, I knew this can happen in Nigeria
Politics / Re: "APC And Buhari Keep Making Mistakes After Mistakes"- Dele Momodu by EDOPRO: 2:55pm On Jan 13, 2018
what do you expect from buhari and his failed party.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ghanaian Army Chief Orders "Shoot-to-kill" On Fulani Herdsmen by EDOPRO: 2:52pm On Jan 13, 2018
believe this at ur own peril

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Set To Get Married As She Reportedly Gets Engaged (photos) by EDOPRO: 11:23am On Jan 12, 2018
Wizkid Now!

Politics / Re: Health Minister Chairs Medical Panel Treating Buhari’s Son by EDOPRO: 12:10pm On Jan 06, 2018
VIP treatment for special nigerians(95%). the rest are 5%
Politics / Re: Billions Spent On Dredging River Niger Haven’t Yielded No Fruits — Boss Mustapha by EDOPRO: 12:06pm On Jan 06, 2018
Shuku0kukobambi:


Do you know how much GEJ already spent on both projects before Buhari continued with them?
so why continue on a fruitless project, when u are aware of the consequences, wastage involeɗ, so buhari is as guilty as GEJ, if he must drag GEJ in.

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Politics / Re: 1050 Boko Haram Insurgents Surrender by EDOPRO: 11:57am On Jan 06, 2018
with this, no neeɗ for 1billion$ from the Niger ɗelta resources to fight ɓoko haram
Politics / Re: Billions Spent On Dredging River Niger Haven’t Yielded No Fruits — Boss Mustapha by EDOPRO: 11:52am On Jan 06, 2018
the same way they spent anɗ wasted the Niger delta resources searching for oil in the north, ɓuhari anɗ faileɗ projects are like fulani anɗ cow.

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Politics / Re: Pray For Improved Economy In 2018 - Saraki Tells Nigerians by EDOPRO: 3:45pm On Dec 31, 2017
we pray. buhari is defeated in 2019, and sent out of aso-rock

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Politics / Re: Hospital Visits To Yusuf Buhari Boosting Sales — Abuja Traders by EDOPRO: 3:41pm On Dec 31, 2017
them go soon send DSS to chase those traders.

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Romance / Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You!!! by EDOPRO: 4:51pm On Dec 30, 2017
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Romance / Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You!!! by EDOPRO: 4:37pm On Dec 30, 2017
FOR MEN ONLY:
I considered this piece worth sharing..

MEN BEWARE! LONG SEX MAY KILL YOU !!!

Few weeks ago, I was called to see a patient. Without delay I rushed down the stairs and headed to the hospital wards.
The man was sitting in the back seat of a car that brought him. I watched him closely but there was no respiratory efforts, I went for the pulse, not palpable, no cardiac activity, pupils were dilated, fixed and unreactive to light.
I watched foam rush through the mouth and nostrils. Obviously he is dead.
Still panting from the unplanned exercise I did, I felt bad I couldn't do anything for him.
Out of curiosity, I wanted to know how he got to that point. The wife, a young lady in her late 30s told me they were playing when suddenly he became distressed, struggling for air and she tried to calm him all to no avail then she raised alarm for help.
I quickly asked if her husband was hypertensive and she admitted. I requested for his drugs, luckily they came with his drugs. I went through the drugs, and was able to identify some and it included: digoxin, Viagra, lisinopril.
In my little mind I concluded the young man in his late 40s "DIED IN ACTIVE SERVICE TO THE WIFE" from heart attack.
My assumption may be right or wrong, but seeing those 2 drugs, I won't be blamed for my assumption. He may *Rest in peace to the dead.*
Have you imagined why men die more ? Have you ever noticed that there are more widows than widowers ? Just check in your little village, then extend it to your community and you will be surprised what you find.

I just want to pick one of the reasons I feel contribute to this. I will appeal that this is solely my opinion, it may be wrong or right.

*SATISFYING A WOMAN*

Every responsible man wants to satisfy his family and wife in terms of providing for their basic needs and also satisfying his wife in bed. But doing this at the expense of the man's life is what I condemn.

It is a common experience this days that women openly talk about how bad their spouses are in bed and most times the woman makes life difficult for the man by throwing abusive words at him.

It is also common to see a lot of products being openly advertised and marketed for enhancement of male sexual performance.
A lot of women are responsible for their husband's death because of their excessive demands for sexual satisfaction, and in the bid to satisfy the woman the man take drugs that endanger his health, and his life is cut short.
If I may ask Is sexual satisfaction the basis of relationships or marriage ? Some times some women even asks for bigger penis and my fellow men will be taking the risk to drink all sorts of drugs just to enlarge his penis to satisfy the woman.
Is this not just mocking God who created you ? At the end you may die trying to SATISFY A WOMAN.
Why not ask the woman to reduce her vagina to size you up to your manhood instead ?
It is important to note that a man's sexual performance depends on a lot of factors such as stress, diet, medical conditions such as diabetes, and drugs such as antihypertensives, as well as relationship problems.
How do you expect a man whom you nag, starve, embarrass in public, whom you refuse to support financially, who sleeps for less than 3 hours in a day, to satisfy you sexually ?
Sometimes the woman may go behind the man to seek for sexual satisfaction with another man. Most of the times the woman will threaten to go outside for the so called satisfaction and the man will be struggling to take higher dose of the drugs to satisfy her to prevent adultery from his marriage.
But you know what ? that woman you want to satisfy at the expense of your life started having sex before the age of 12 years. She has been experiencing several sexual activities until the age of 25yrs or more before she got married.
Before her marriage, she has experimented sex widely with many men of different expertise and energy capacities. Unfortunately, she married you, a single man with single capacity, but she is already addicted to different sex experiences. How can you measure up, just one man, to satisfy her ?
Don't die in active service. Please your children, friends and parents will need you alive. Don't die in the attempt to satisfy a woman sexually. Just do what you can do and leave the rest to God. If you die satisfying a woman immediately after your burial other men will continue where you left of.
Our dear wives and girlfriends, we are begging you to help us live a little longer. If you don't want to join the WIDOWS CLUB, please help us financially, appreciate what we are trying to do for you, encourage us to do more, stop the nagging, go the extra mile to feed us well, give us peace of mind, allow us sleep at night, let the house be the home foO us also so that we can feel happy coming home after our daily toil, understand our health challenges, understand the side effects of drugs we are taking, protect our weaknesses, don't disgrace us to our children and your friends, and above all pray for us.
Then we will live longer for you and your children. Our performances then will also improve when you make us feel appreciated.
Men please do not harm yourself in any way by trying to prove that you are a man. Research has proved that ejaculating 2 -13 minutes is OK. If you can go higher without drugs better; but do not take drugs that will damage your heart.
NOTE THAT IT IS NORMAL AND NATURAL WITH MANY MEN TO EJACULATE WITHIN 2 MINUTES OF INTERCOURSE.
In fact it is natural with several men to ejaculate fast during the first intercourse so don't take any drug for premature ejaculation, it's not a disease to be treated. The 2nd and 3rd rounds usually take longer before ejaculation. Attempt to take drugs to stay on a woman for longer time may kill you and leave the woman for another man. It may kill you prematurely so be very careful.
Many men have died trying to satisfy women.
THEY DIED IN ACTIVE SERVICE TO WOMEN.
Enough words is for the wise.
Edited by Comrade Kenny.


Cc: Lalasticlala
Mynd44.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Won’t Go Into New Year With Petrol Scarcity – NNPC by EDOPRO: 11:58am On Dec 30, 2017
another bunch of lies for patient Nigerians

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Won’t Go Into New Year With Petrol Scarcity – NNPC by EDOPRO: 11:58am On Dec 30, 2017
another lies for patient Nigerians

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Politics / Re: Okorocha Opens His Mouth As Swazi Women Dance Topless At Calabar Carnival by EDOPRO: 11:56am On Dec 30, 2017
okoroawusa be like, am giving you a new stature for this.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians React To Amaechi's Christmas Outfit (Photo) by EDOPRO: 4:37pm On Dec 29, 2017
at least better than wike holding cutlass to cut his enemies
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Set For Ass Surgery On January After Piercing His Belly Button(pics) by EDOPRO: 4:35pm On Dec 29, 2017
I blame Nigerians for giving him cheap publicity.
Family / Re: My New Wife Masturbates by EDOPRO: 1:39pm On Dec 26, 2017
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